Here i was minding my own business in mordor, and some people think i shouldnt be there :(
i Gold: 154 (rough) Encumbrance: moderately encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *An ancient silver blade (encased in a holy aura) (wielded). *A pair of old work gloves (worn). *An Orc courier pack (worn). *A glowing silver bracelet (worn). *A pair of mail pants (worn). *A dwarven hauberk (worn). *An emerald shield (worn). *An old leather baldric (worn). *An old leather baldric (worn). *A spellbook. Jerf's gold wedding band (worn). An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. *Zargon's love for Jerf horn. -={HP:224 EP:202}=- Resin enters. Someone steps into the background. In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind! [stabs you from behind-> wimpy off] wimpy off You're no wimp! -={HP:224 EP:200}=- grin You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure demolishes you in a blaze of furious strokes! You grin. -={HP:195 EP:200}=- laugh You laugh. -={HP:195 EP:200}=- Kalor enters. Pounder enters. You barely miss Pounder. Pounder bashes you with the pommel of the sword. Anonymous figure demolishes you in a blaze of furious strokes! Kalor chats with his party. Laryn tells you: a large shining breastplate is now on sale as lot 119, minimum bid 150 gold Fresh! Valacirca say wtf :P You say in Westron: wtf :P -={HP:150 EP:204}=- Kalor shields Pounder, and you inflict massive damage to Kalor. You slash Pounder's chest with a quick swing. Pounder wounds you with the sharp blade. Anonymous figure hits you with a quick thrust! You notice Pounder sizing you up. Do: starting commands. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) A miserable, sniveling Orc slave Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- Do: Commands completed. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- Do: starting commands. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) A miserable, sniveling Orc slave Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:130 EP:203}=- You barely miss Pounder. You miss Pounder. Pounder wounds you with the sharp blade. Anonymous figure enthusiastically dices your flesh! 5n The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- You notice Pounder sizing you up. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- Do: Commands completed. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Kalor! Do: starting commands. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- Sauron's Road(w, n, sw, e, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- Do: Commands completed. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- 5e Do: starting commands. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- You notice Kalor sizing you up. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:113 EP:203}=- Kalor cuts you with a swift slash of the sword. You barely miss Kalor. Pounder wounds you with the sharp blade. Anonymous figure enthusiastically dices your flesh! You notice Pounder sizing you up. Do: Commands completed. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- do n,nw,n,nw,5w,nw,4w,nw You notice Kalor sizing you up. Do: starting commands. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. You hear a footstep nearby. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, se, e and s) A short Orc scimitar Black leather armour Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, e, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, se, e and s) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, e and s) Black leather armour Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, e and s) A brand (burned out) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, e and s) You hear a footstep nearby. Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- Orc path(w, n, e, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:89 EP:203}=- do 5n,3w,4n Kalor thrusts the blade into you, causing severe damage. You barely miss Pounder. Pounder wounds you with the sharp blade. Anonymous figure barely misses you. You notice Pounder sizing you up. Orc path(w, n, se, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Orc path(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Orc path(w, n, e and s) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Orc path(w, sw, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Orc path(w, e, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- The Isenmouthe(w, n, se, sw and s) An empty bottle (open) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Do: Commands completed. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Do: starting commands. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- The road through Udun(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- The road through Udun(w, n, e, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Pounder tries to charge at Pit creature with his sword but falls on his face! Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! <- Can Someone Say Fuck Yes? luckkkkky :) Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Udun(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Udun(w, n, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- The road through Udun(w, n, se, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- do e,tunnel,nw,w,3nw,2n,4nw,staircase,3n,gate Kalor completely misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure barely misses you. You notice Pounder sizing you up. Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- The road through Udun(w, n, se, e and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- The Morannon(n and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Inside Mordor(e, gate and s) An empty bottle Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Do: Commands completed. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- You notice Kalor sizing you up. Do: starting commands. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- The foot of the Ered Lithui(w and tunnel) A black rose Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- The entrance of the Maggot-holes(tunnel, n, ne and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- A twisting tunnel(w, se, e, ne and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- A dark, stinky tunnel(n, e and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- You notice Kalor sizing you up. A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, se, e and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- A dark, stinky tunnel(w, se, e, ne and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- A twisting tunnel(n, se, sw and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- A twisting tunnel(n and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:63 EP:202}=- Kalor barely misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure slashes you mercilessly, inflicting great harm! Pounder chats with his party. A twisting tunnel(n, ne, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- A dark, stinky tunnel(w, n, se, sw, e and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- A twisting tunnel(w, se, e, ne, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- A twisting tunnel(se, sw, s and nw) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- A mysterious stairway(staircase and se) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- Pass to the Carchost(tunnel and n) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- Suddenly Guard attacks you! Suddenly Guard attacks you! Suddenly Guard attacks you! Suddenly Guard attacks you! Suddenly Guard attacks you! Pass to the Carchost(n and s) A patrolling guard is here [5] Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- Pass to the Carchost(n and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- The Carchost gate(gate and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- In the hall of the Carchost(out, hall, stairs and passage) An empty phial Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- do stairs,u,w,n,l in well,e,e,search wall,e,7s You notice Pounder sizing you up. Do: Commands completed. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- You notice Kalor sizing you up. Do: starting commands. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- A stairway(w and u) An easterling archer is near a window Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- A stairway(w, d and u) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- A corridor in the Carchost(n, stairs and s) Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:44 EP:202}=- ff Laryn tells you: a gold lined shield is now on sale as lot 120, minimum bid 150 gold Fresh! Valacirca Kalor nicks you, causing very little damage. You are too busy to make an attack! Pounder misses you. Anonymous figure viciously shreds you into bloody pulp! Carchost's storage room(s) An empty bottle [4] A bowl with a lid Kalor enters. Pounder enters. -={HP:30 EP:201}=- As you come closer to the hole you accidentally slip and fall inside it!!!!! OUCH!!! You hit the ground and now are very sure the well was dry! An underground tunnel(e and u) -={HP:0 EP:201}=- An underground tunnel(w and e) A strange looking woman is hiding in the shadows -={HP:0 EP:201}=- An underground tunnel(w) -={HP:0 EP:201}=- You search the wall and discover a secret passage! Quickly you slip through it! A secret exit(e) -={HP:0 EP:201}=- f The Southward Road(n, se, sw and s) -={HP:0 EP:201}=- The Southward Road(w, n, e and s) -={HP:0 EP:201}=- The Southward Road(n, ne, s and nw) -={HP:0 EP:201}=- The Southward Road(n and s) -={HP:0 EP:201}=- e The Southward Road(n and s) -={HP:4 EP:205}=- The Southward Road(n, se, sw and s) -={HP:4 EP:205}=- The Southward Road(w, n, se, sw, e and s) -={HP:4 EP:205}=- At the gate(w, n, e, ne and nw) -={HP:4 EP:205}=- Do: Commands completed. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- Do: starting commands. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no cloak here. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no flask here to open. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no flask here. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no flask to close here. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no cloak here. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- Do: Commands completed. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- Do: starting commands. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no flask in the pack to get. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no flask here to open. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no flask here. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- There is no flask to close here. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- Put what into what? -={HP:4 EP:205}=- Do: Commands completed. -={HP:4 EP:205}=- Foot of the Ered Lithui(w, n, e, ne and nw) -={HP:4 EP:205}=- e Foot of the Ered Lithui(w, n, e, ne and nw) -={HP:4 EP:205}=- Alexa tells you: New bid of 400 gold for lot #139 "an Orc courier pack" received. n Cirith Gorgor(w, se, sw, e and s) -={HP:4 EP:205}=- e Pounder tells you: :) Cirith Gorgor(w, sw and s) -={HP:4 EP:204}=- e e You can't go that way! -={HP:4 EP:204}=- e You can't go that way! -={HP:4 EP:204}=- You can't go that way! -={HP:4 EP:204}=- tell pounder fucking close :) You tell Pounder: fucking close :)