Haha, you think Jerf is lucky? Read this shit.

Posted by
Avery [legacy]
Uploaded
19 November 2004 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

A lil' bit of the Avery Luck flowin' tonight.


Butterbur is here, gossiping and servBored woodsman misses you.
You sink the blade into Bored woodsman with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
Bored woodsman misses you.
You crack Bored woodsman's head with the flat of the blade!
Bored woodsman misses you.
You brutally plunge the blade into Bored woodsman.
Bored woodsman hits you.
You sink the blade into Bored woodsman with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
Bored woodsman misses you.
You miss Bored woodsman.
Bored woodsman misses you.
shape
You sink the blade into Bored woodsman with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
Bored woodsman misses you.
Bored woodsman doesn't look so great.
HP:127 EP:106> 
You brutally plunge the blade into Bored woodsman.
Bored woodsman misses you.
Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!
wimpy off
You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
HP:128 EP:107> 
Anonymous figure stabs you, leaving a burning gash.
You catch on fire from the flames of someone's sword!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Bored woodsman misses you.
Anonymous figure slams the flat of the blade into you, burning you horribly.
You miss someone.
Bored woodsman hits you hard.
Anonymous figure stabs you, leaving a burning gash.
You miss someone.
Bored woodsman misses you.
You are blistered by the flame!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Bored woodsman misses you.
g
Entrance to a camp area(n, se and sw)
 An anonymous figure
 A bored woodsman
HP:56 EP:107> 
Anonymous figure sinks the hot blade into you, opening a painful wound.
You miss someone.
Bored woodsman misses you.
You are blistered by the flame!
do n,8e,21s
Do: starting commands.
HP:41 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:41 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:41 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:41 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:41 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:41 EP:107> 
Anonymous figure slashes you, leaving a charred mark.
You crack someone's head with the flat of the blade!
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:33 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:33 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:33 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:33 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:33 EP:107> do drop empty flask from pack,get silver flask from pack,open flask,drink flask,close flask,put flask in pack
do drop empty flask from pack,get silver flask from pack,open flask,drink flask,close flask,put flask in pack
do drop empty flask from pack,get silver flask from pack,open flask,drink flask,close flask,put flask in pack

Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:33 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:33 EP:107> 
Anonymous figure slashes you, leaving a charred mark.
You brutally plunge the blade into someone.
You are burned by the fire!
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:19 EP:107> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:19 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:19 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:19 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:19 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:19 EP:107> 
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:19 EP:107> 
Anonymous figure drinks from a crystal vial.
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:19 EP:107> 
Anonymous figure sinks the hot blade into you, opening a painful wound.
You miss someone.
Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
HP:11 EP:108> 
Anonymous figure drops an empty vial.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:11 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:11 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:11 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:11 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 A Beorning scout examines you
HP:11 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:11 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:11 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:11 EP:108> 
Outside Rhosgobel(w, se, n, sw, e, s and cave)
 Bilungada Keijo the dwarf Exterminator (Moral)
 Valdimor the dunedain Pathfinder (Heroic)
 A swift hawk
 A signpost
HP:11 EP:108> 
Do: Commands completed.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Do: starting commands.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Drop what?
HP:11 EP:108> 
Ok.
HP:11 EP:108> 
You open a silver flask.
HP:11 EP:108> 
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:11 EP:108> 
You close a silver flask.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Ok.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Do: Commands completed.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Do: starting commands.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Drop what?
HP:11 EP:108> 
Ok.
HP:11 EP:108> 
You open a silver flask.
HP:11 EP:108> 
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:11 EP:108> 
You close a silver flask.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Ok.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Do: Commands completed.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Do: starting commands.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Drop what?
HP:11 EP:108> 
Ok.
HP:11 EP:108> 
You open a silver flask.
HP:11 EP:108> 
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:11 EP:108> 
You close a silver flask.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Ok.
HP:11 EP:108> 
Do: Commands completed.
HP:11 EP:108> to thranduils quickly

Anonymous figure slashes you, leaving a charred mark.
You miss someone.
The flames engulfing you die out.
   Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.
HP:5 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 A Beorning scout examines you
HP:5 EP:108> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 A Beorning scout examines you
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 A Beorning leader
HP:5 EP:105> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 A Beorning warrior
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 A Beorning leader
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 A Beorning warrior
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:102> 
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Forest Gate(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:102> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, se, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, s and nw)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, se, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:99> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, s and nw)
HP:5 EP:96> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:96> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:96> 
You chuckle as Anonymous figure feebly attempts to headbutt you.
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:96> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:96> 
The Mirkwood path(w, se, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:96> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, s and nw)
HP:5 EP:96> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:96> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:96> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:96> 
You miss someone.
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n and e)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Bridge(w and e) [sw and ne]
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(w, e and s)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, ne and s)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, sw, e and s)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, ne and s)
HP:5 EP:93> 
The Mirkwood path(n, w, sw, e, ne, s and nw)
HP:5 EP:90> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, sw, e, ne and s)
HP:5 EP:90> 
The Mirkwood path(w, n, sw, e and s)
HP:5 EP:90> 
A Bridge(n, stairs, ne and s) [w and e]
 A brand (burned out) [2]
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Travelto: Destination reached!
HP:5 EP:90> do stairs,terrace,gates,knock on gates,deeper,deeper,w,nw,n,nw,n,tarihe,push stone,call guard,beg for mercy,ask guard about pillow,tunnel,n,nw,n,ne,in,search,

Anonymous figure sinks the hot blade into you, opening a painful wound.
You fall to the ground.
You are bleeding to death.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
HP:103 EP:200> 
You are still unconscious.
g
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
HP:103 EP:200> 
You are still unconscious.
fdl
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
HP:103 EP:200> 
You are still unconscious.
You are attacked by Anonymous figure!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are still unconscious.
g
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
HP:104 EP:200> 
Anonymous figure sinks the hot blade into you, opening a painful wound.
You are still unconscious.
Anonymous figure sinks the hot blade into you, opening a painful wound.
You are still unconscious.
fdl
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
HP:81 EP:200> 
Anonymous figure sinks the hot blade into you, opening a painful wound.
You catch on fire from the flames of someone's sword!
fdl
You are still unconscious.
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
HP:69 EP:200> 
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are still unconscious.
fdl
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
HP:69 EP:200> 
Anonymous figure sinks the hot blade into you, opening a painful wound.
You are still unconscious.
The flames around you incinerate you!
Anonymous figure stabs you, leaving a burning gash.
You are still unconscious.
Anonymous figure stabs you, leaving a burning gash.
You regain consciousness.
You brutally plunge the blade into someone.
The flames engulfing you die out.
do huntbreak
Do: starting commands.
HP:18 EP:200> 
Suddenly Leader attacks you!
Suddenly Orc attacks you!
The Stone Stairs(terrace and bridge)
 An orc leader
 An orc
 Corpse of Orc
HP:18 EP:200> 
A grassy terrace(w, stairs and gates)
 An orc warrior
 An orc warlord
 An orc underling
 Corpse of elf
HP:18 EP:200> 
The gates to Thranduil's kingdom(terrace)
 An attacking division of orcs
 A swift hawk
HP:18 EP:200> 
    Silently you creep through the battle unnoticed and knock on the huge
    gates.  A hollow, ominous thudding sound meets your every knock
                          BOOM....BOOM...BOOM.

    After a moment, a small sliding peep-slot opens and you feel you're
    being examined.

    Seconds later, the huge gate opens just enough for many rough hands
    to reach out and pull you inside!

Suddenly The elven force attacks you!
A Twisting Tunnel(out and deeper)
 A division of elven defenders
HP:18 EP:200> 
A Twisting Tunnel(out and deeper)
HP:18 EP:200> 
Crossroads(w, out and ne)
HP:18 EP:200> 
A Twisting Tunnel(sw, e and nw)
HP:18 EP:200> 
Crossroads(n, se and sw)
HP:18 EP:200> 
A Twisting Tunnel(s and nw)
HP:18 EP:200> 
A Cavern(w, n, se and ne)
HP:18 EP:200> 
Thranduil bar(tarihe, stool, table, boepei and s)
 Londia the chess pro
 Dairuia the waitress
 A group of drunken Soldiers are forgetting their pains over cups of ale
 A trash can
 Dwallen the bard knows many tales [28 tales, 28 new]
HP:18 EP:200> 
The guards grab you and carry you away, slapping you as they go!
A Dark Cell(out)
HP:18 EP:200> 
What?
HP:18 EP:200> 
What?
HP:18 EP:200> 
    The guard takes pity on you and opens the cell
door.  'Be gone with you and do not make the same
mistake again' says the guard.  You rush out the
door before he changes his mind.

A cellblock(se and nw)
HP:18 EP:200> 
Guard is nowhere to be found.
HP:18 EP:200> 
What?
HP:18 EP:200> 
You can't go that way!
HP:18 EP:200> 
A Twisting Tunnel(se and n)
 A patrolling guard
HP:18 EP:200> 
Fork(e, s and nw)
HP:19 EP:200> 
You can't go that way!
HP:19 EP:200> 
What?
HP:19 EP:200> 
You search, but fail to find anything of interest.
HP:19 EP:197> 
Do: Commands completed.
HP:19 EP:197> fade

You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
HP:19 EP:182> fade
fade

You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
HP:19 EP:167> fade

You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
Your deception skill has increased due to use.
HP:19 EP:152> 
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
HP:19 EP:137> fade

You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
HP:19 EP:122> fade

You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
HP:19 EP:82> say fdl