*so, I've just logged on* Last 20 comms are: ^ Imation: Doo doo doo doo doo doo ^ Calenril: ring ring why don't you gimme a call ^ Boze: dos anyone know where i can find mikalotyar? ^ Crusaderr: I'll give you a call, 1-800-IMA-SWEDE right? ^ Calenril: 1-800-GAY-SWEDE, close ^ Armand: all that gear hasnt been mended yet, flail not repaired ^ Crusaderr: Oh you joined up with Weston's corporation huh? ^ Ugrim: Banana phone! ^ Foraker: but DARK RIGNS ^ Calenril: No it just comes natural! ^ Crusaderr: You'll have to excuse Foraker while he changes his underwear ^ Foraker: WAA ^ Foraker: I need a pretty hairy dwarf maid to help me ^ Malakan: So, I got to drive my truck in the bush yesterday ^ Malakan: that was pretty cool ^ Crusaderr: [ Valacirca ] Qwert: that's the biggest package i believe i've seen. Look at Qwert giving Armand an edorsement with the ladies ^ Crusaderr: endorsement ^ Armand: lol ^ Armand: 3k! never expected half that ^ Armand eeeks *hmm, intriguing. Let's take a look* You tell Alexa: list Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale: Lot Seller Price Description Tag #520 Fanturi 127 - a tower guard's helmet EXC unall #533 Sparhawk 142 - black plate gauntlets Freshy #534 Sparhawk 150 - a deadly smallsword Freshy #535 Sparhawk 150 - sturdy armour Freshy #536 Sparhawk 130 - a menacing spiked mace Freshy #541 Armand 5000 - Armand's auction package [ a pair of mail pants, a silver-studded belt, two ominous dark rings, a leather scout ruck (open), a dwarven hauberk, a bloodstained cloak, a crystalline shield, a smoothly polished white ring, a crystal and a Great Spiked Flail ] #542 Armand 50 - a staff sling forgot this :( #543 Armand 50 - a curly haired foot wig this too :( ^ Armand: ok, if this is a big joke, im going to contract whoever doesnt pay :) ^ Curr: probably is, yeah. pity, cool package :) ^ Shado: all thieves to alexa! ^ Thanatos: armand is going to sign off ^ Armand: if it doesnt sell, buy it again! all proceeds to a series of contracts! ^ Curr: it won't be picked up, useless. ^ Thanatos: lol ^ Jerf: lol, that isnt going to sell ^ Curr: blah I wish I didn't bid when it was low, now I'm spammed. ^ Thanatos: lol ^ Thanatos: me too You tell Alexa: list Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale: Lot Seller Price Description Tag #520 Fanturi 127 - a tower guard's helmet EXC unall #533 Sparhawk 142 - black plate gauntlets Freshy #534 Sparhawk 150 - a deadly smallsword Freshy #535 Sparhawk 150 - sturdy armour Freshy #536 Sparhawk 130 - a menacing spiked mace Freshy #541 Armand 32000 - Armand's auction package [ a pair of mail pants, a silver-studded belt, two ominous dark rings, a leather scout ruck (open), a dwarven hauberk, a bloodstained cloak, a crystalline shield, a smoothly polished white ring, a crystal and a Great Spiked Flail ] #542 Armand 50 - a staff sling forgot this :( #543 Armand 50 - a curly haired foot wig this too :( *this sounds like a fun thing to get in on! What could possibly go wrong?* You tell Alexa: bid 541 33000 Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 34000 gold! You tell Alexa: bid 541 35000 Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 36000 gold! You tell Alexa: bid 541 37000 Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 37000 gold! You tell Alexa: bid 541 39000 Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 39000 gold! You tell Alexa: bid 541 410000 You tell Alexa: bid 541 41000 Alexa tells you: You must be crazy to bid THAT much! Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 41000 gold! You tell Alexa: bid 541 440000 Alexa tells you: You must be crazy to bid THAT much! You tell Alexa: bid 541 45000 Alexa tells you: You must be crazy to bid THAT much! You tell Alexa: bid 541 45000 Alexa tells you: Your bid of 45000 gold for Armand's auction package is accepted! ^ Galuf was trying to get in for like a 10k spread :) *long silence* ^ Razzor: 45k, comon guys you can do better than that Alexa tells you: Armand's auction package going once for 45000 gold. ^ Armand: hochopepa has just informed me that the record for highest bids was nearing 50million one time as a joke... soo im not impressed yet! ^ Jerf: they cant do that anymore. ^ Galuf: I finally get a bid and everyone else stops. Very funny :) Alexa tells you: Armand's auction package going twice for 45000 gold. ^ Armand: anyone know the cap? ^ Armand: 45k? ^ Foraker: Galuf you did the last bid? ^ Hochopepa points at Galuf and laughs! ^ Foraker: as a random person? ^ Foraker: hahah :P ^ Galuf: yes :) ^ Curr: well, we're all very sure you'll pay Galuf :) ^ Armand: fdl ^ Galuf: I should post a log :) ^ Thanatos: you should ^ Armand is still contracting the winner ^ Armand grins at galuf. ^ Crusaderr: put 45k on the winner ^ Crusaderr: match ^ Galuf: no one's attempted me yet at 8k ^ Morizar: alexa should be doing the contracting Alexa tells you: Armand's auction package sold to Galuf for 45000 gold. Alexa tells you: Your bid for Armand's auction package was successful, please pick up lot 541 within 10 minutes. f 5 ^ Shado: contract the winner if he pays ^ Shado: with half the money ^ Foraker: umm if he pays dont contract him ^ Curr: Alexa tells you: Armand's auction package sold to Galuf for 45000 gold. ^ Foraker: he PAYS ^ Galuf: I couldn't make 45k if I drained my bank AND sold armoury ^ Foraker: but he won't pay :P ^ Shado: its funner contracting if he pays :(( Foraker tells you: I and somebody else was the odd bidding it up *snicker* ^ Hochopepa just can't stop laughing ^ Galuf: quick, everyone on the mud go to linhir and we'll kill wall guards! ^ Armand: well this is lame i wanted a grand or two for that package You tell Foraker: this is funnier :) Foraker tells you: I know I saw you bid so we stopped :P *then, insult to injury...* You failed to pick up Armand's auction package, it is back on sale! Alexa tells you: I will not accept any more bids from a person as irresponsible as you!