It's not like I got set up. More like they were making a trap and I fell in and they all laughed and walked away :)
*so, I've just logged on*
Last 20 comms are:
^ Imation: Doo doo doo doo doo doo
^ Calenril: ring ring why don't you gimme a call
^ Boze: dos anyone know where i can find mikalotyar?
^ Crusaderr: I'll give you a call, 1-800-IMA-SWEDE right?
^ Calenril: 1-800-GAY-SWEDE, close
^ Armand: all that gear hasnt been mended yet, flail not repaired
^ Crusaderr: Oh you joined up with Weston's corporation huh?
^ Ugrim: Banana phone!
^ Foraker: but DARK RIGNS
^ Calenril: No it just comes natural!
^ Crusaderr: You'll have to excuse Foraker while he changes his underwear
^ Foraker: WAA
^ Foraker: I need a pretty hairy dwarf maid to help me
^ Malakan: So, I got to drive my truck in the bush yesterday
^ Malakan: that was pretty cool
^ Crusaderr: [ Valacirca ] Qwert: that's the biggest package i believe i've seen. Look at Qwert giving Armand an edorsement with the ladies
^ Crusaderr: endorsement
^ Armand: lol
^ Armand: 3k! never expected half that
^ Armand eeeks
*hmm, intriguing. Let's take a look*
You tell Alexa: list
Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale:
Lot Seller Price Description Tag
#520 Fanturi 127 - a tower guard's helmet EXC unall
#533 Sparhawk 142 - black plate gauntlets Freshy
#534 Sparhawk 150 - a deadly smallsword Freshy
#535 Sparhawk 150 - sturdy armour Freshy
#536 Sparhawk 130 - a menacing spiked mace Freshy
#541 Armand 5000 - Armand's auction package [ a pair of mail pants, a silver-studded belt, two ominous dark rings, a leather scout ruck (open), a dwarven hauberk, a bloodstained cloak, a crystalline shield, a smoothly polished white ring, a crystal and a Great Spiked Flail ]
#542 Armand 50 - a staff sling forgot this :(
#543 Armand 50 - a curly haired foot wig this too :(
^ Armand: ok, if this is a big joke, im going to contract whoever doesnt
pay :)
^ Curr: probably is, yeah. pity, cool package :)
^ Shado: all thieves to alexa!
^ Thanatos: armand is going to sign off
^ Armand: if it doesnt sell, buy it again! all proceeds to a series of
contracts!
^ Curr: it won't be picked up, useless.
^ Thanatos: lol
^ Jerf: lol, that isnt going to sell
^ Curr: blah I wish I didn't bid when it was low, now I'm spammed.
^ Thanatos: lol
^ Thanatos: me too
You tell Alexa: list
Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale:
Lot Seller Price Description Tag
#520 Fanturi 127 - a tower guard's helmet EXC unall
#533 Sparhawk 142 - black plate gauntlets Freshy
#534 Sparhawk 150 - a deadly smallsword Freshy
#535 Sparhawk 150 - sturdy armour Freshy
#536 Sparhawk 130 - a menacing spiked mace Freshy
#541 Armand 32000 - Armand's auction package [ a pair of mail pants, a silver-studded belt, two ominous dark rings, a leather scout ruck (open), a dwarven hauberk, a bloodstained cloak, a crystalline shield, a smoothly polished white ring, a crystal and a Great Spiked Flail ]
#542 Armand 50 - a staff sling forgot this :(
#543 Armand 50 - a curly haired foot wig this too :(
*this sounds like a fun thing to get in on! What could possibly go wrong?*
You tell Alexa: bid 541 33000
Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 34000 gold!
You tell Alexa: bid 541 35000
Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 36000 gold!
You tell Alexa: bid 541 37000
Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 37000 gold!
You tell Alexa: bid 541 39000
Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 39000 gold!
You tell Alexa: bid 541 410000
You tell Alexa: bid 541 41000
Alexa tells you: You must be crazy to bid THAT much!
Alexa tells you: You must bid at least 10 gold more than the current high bid of 41000 gold!
You tell Alexa: bid 541 440000
Alexa tells you: You must be crazy to bid THAT much!
You tell Alexa: bid 541 45000
Alexa tells you: You must be crazy to bid THAT much!
You tell Alexa: bid 541 45000
Alexa tells you: Your bid of 45000 gold for Armand's auction package is accepted!
^ Galuf was trying to get in for like a 10k spread :)
*long silence*
^ Razzor: 45k, comon guys you can do better than that
Alexa tells you: Armand's auction package going once for 45000 gold.
^ Armand: hochopepa has just informed me that the record for highest bids
was nearing 50million one time as a joke... soo im not impressed yet!
^ Jerf: they cant do that anymore.
^ Galuf: I finally get a bid and everyone else stops. Very funny :)
Alexa tells you: Armand's auction package going twice for 45000 gold.
^ Armand: anyone know the cap?
^ Armand: 45k?
^ Foraker: Galuf you did the last bid?
^ Hochopepa points at Galuf and laughs!
^ Foraker: as a random person?
^ Foraker: hahah :P
^ Galuf: yes :)
^ Curr: well, we're all very sure you'll pay Galuf :)
^ Armand: fdl
^ Galuf: I should post a log :)
^ Thanatos: you should
^ Armand is still contracting the winner
^ Armand grins at galuf.
^ Crusaderr: put 45k on the winner
^ Crusaderr: match
^ Galuf: no one's attempted me yet at 8k
^ Morizar: alexa should be doing the contracting
Alexa tells you: Armand's auction package sold to Galuf for 45000 gold.
Alexa tells you: Your bid for Armand's auction package was successful, please pick up lot 541 within 10 minutes.
f 5
^ Shado: contract the winner if he pays
^ Shado: with half the money
^ Foraker: umm if he pays dont contract him
^ Curr: Alexa tells you: Armand's auction package sold to Galuf for 45000
gold.
^ Foraker: he PAYS
^ Galuf: I couldn't make 45k if I drained my bank AND sold armoury
^ Foraker: but he won't pay :P
^ Shado: its funner contracting if he pays :((
Foraker tells you: I and somebody else was the odd bidding it up
*snicker*
^ Hochopepa just can't stop laughing
^ Galuf: quick, everyone on the mud go to linhir and we'll kill wall
guards!
^ Armand: well this is lame i wanted a grand or two for that package
You tell Foraker: this is funnier :)
Foraker tells you: I know I saw you bid so we stopped :P
*then, insult to injury...*
You failed to pick up Armand's auction package, it is back on sale!
Alexa tells you: I will not accept any more bids from a person as irresponsible as you!