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Last 20 comms are:
^ Grimscar remembers Aquila.
^ Wiggin: contemporary of Folde too
^ Grimscar: I miss Arda, circa 1997
^ Grimscar: It was prime back then
^ Crusaderr: well Aquila left the guild in 1997 and you're not on the 97 roster anywhere I can see
^ Crusaderr: I do recall you being in of course, just not that far back
^ Marzan: Back in the day
^ Grimscar: you know what the best part of 1997 was
^ Grimscar: Most of you weren't here.
^ Wiggin: When was Ohtar made guildmaster, and who was guildmaster before him?
^ Crusaderr: I was guildmaster before Ohtar
^ Wiggin: OK, i wasn't in when you were guildmaster
^ Crusaderr: and he was made GM during the spring of 97
^ Wiggin: he was a new GM when I joined
^ Wiggin: call it late 97 or early 98
^ Crusaderr: well he was sacked as a GM in the summer of 97
^ Crusaderr: however that would explain why I don't have you listed
^ Wiggin: he was definitely GM when I joined, and I remember the sacking
^ Marzan: I bet he was cool
^ Crusaderr: as I sort of lack any records from his span as GM
^ Crusaderr was sort of banished during that reign ;P
^ Wiggin: yep :)
^ Marzan nods
^ Grimscar: And why, oh why would that be?
^ Crusaderr: ironically it's because I was fighting Ohtar on his changes
to make us into a role playing moral guild
^ Crusaderr: well among other things
^ Grimscar: I bet it was because you were a pompous ass :)
^ Crusaderr: everyone worth a damn on this mud is a pompous ass
^ Wiggin: hey, should I still have this "Channeling" command?"
^ Grimscar: touche
^ Adaron: Touch what?
^ Wiggin: er skill
^ Wiggin: I built the thing up to 70 and all :)
^ Crusaderr: I still have it so probably
^ Wiggin woke up today in the void, with something amiss in Arda.
^ Crusaderr: that's ok once they dumped our entire guild into the void
during a meeting
^ Crusaderr: it happens
^ Wiggin: apparently my career as a ranger didn't play well with changes
to the mud during hibernation
Autosave.
^ Marzan: just play the guitar and sing about it
^ Crusaderr: ah you logged in to the whole ranger changing station
^ Grimscar: the ranger-changing station thats probably not there anymore
^ Crusaderr: so what'd they do for ya?
^ Crusaderr: manually reimburse your stats?
^ Wiggin: who knows, a giant spider did it. I don't meddle with Unlights
^ Grimscar: haha
^ Grimscar: Don't look into the lights!
^ Marzan: life's a bitch
^ Adaron: Can you look into an Unlight?
^ Grimscar: I remember dead lights
^ Grimscar: from IT
^ Adaron: Or do you have to unlook into it?
^ Crusaderr: I think you should uncomm that :P
Alexa tells you: a leather scout ruck (open) is now on sale as lot 928,
minimum bid 140 gold we are poor little lambs... who have lost our
way... baa... baa... baa...
^ Crusaderr: so Marzan, Adaron has a question for you
^ Marzan: ask
^ Crusaderr: [ Valacirca ] Adaron: wasn't marzan koda?
^ Marzan: no
^ Adaron: What he said
^ Adaron: Ok
^ Marzan: Marzan was what he thought KoDA was
^ Adaron: Oh
^ Adaron: Ok
^ Grimscar: Uh
^ Adaron: Crusaderr says in Westron: you forgot to mention one thing
^ Grimscar: Why can't you guys speak for yourselves? :P
^ Marzan: I do not understand why I am being called a murderer in Lendin
^ Adaron: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
^ Grimscar: Lendin is connected to Linhir...not sure where else.
^ Marzan: I have never killed in Linhir
^ Adaron: Crusaderr says in Westron: we can talk for ourselves, it's just
more fun confusing your sorry minds like this
^ Grimscar: They wouldn't call you a murderer for no reason. have you
killed anything there?
^ Marzan: except the sailors
^ Grimscar: there - Gondor
^ Adaron: Crusaderr says in Westron: do me a favor and say we don't speak
for ourselves because it's not fun
^ Crusaderr: I would've just called them morons, you don't impersonate me
well
^ Marzan: I have killed quite a few morals lately, but not anywhere near
Lendin
^ Adaron: Oh, i forgot that one
^ Adaron: Crusaderr says in Westron: that he's a moron
^ Crusaderr: you've already screwed everything up Adaron
^ Crusaderr: I can't run a skit with you apparently
^ Marzan: yuck
^ Grimscar: Yeah but Marzan, Lendin is connected to other communities>
have you killed anything moral anywehre in Gondor?
^ Marzan: Marzan: KoDA was supposed to protect Lendin, they did not, and
now because I have killed in Southern Gondor, I cannot even rent in
my own town
^ Adaron: Ok
^ Marzan: perhaps unthematic, but KoDA is constantly unthematic
^ Grimscar: So that gives you a reason to do so?
^ Grimscar: Why would you kill your neighbors?
^ Grimscar: How does that defend Lendin?
^ Marzan: we are three former KoDAs who rode away from KoDA
^ Slugz: whats lendin
^ Grimscar: Its a small town near Linhir
^ Adaron: We?
^ Marzan: because we choose who we trust, because were betrayed by those
who were sworn to protect us
^ Grimscar: I am a Minas Tirithian, yet I defend all of Gondor, including
Linhir, Dol Amroth, and even Lendin, if given the chance.
^ Grimscar: And I highly doubt that you were betrayed by KoDA.
^ Marzan: I highly say, I was
^ Marzan: is this a KoDA MUD?
^ Marzan: I was there
^ Grimscar: What's that mean?
Autosave.
^ Grimscar: shrug, so tell your side. I heard theirs.
^ Marzan: I already tried that
^ Marzan: the truth means nothing
^ Slugz: i think it is great that people are rising against evil in all
ways
^ Crusaderr: oooh tell the story I'm bored anyway and could use a good
tale
^ Grimscar: Well, you're half right, marzan.
^ Adaron: So, because KoDA wasn't doing something right...you left, and
started killing morals?
^ Grimscar: The truth only means nothing when you have no credibility.
^ Marzan: I have been trying to tell the story for weeks within the
parameters of MUD rules
Hart tells you: you probably dont, but ill ask anyways, you want my
gear?
^ Adaron: Like, without cursing profusely?
^ Grimscar: there are no rules
^ Crusaderr: I'm not sure what parameters you could violate by telling us
why you believe KoDA made you bend over
Hart tells you: goodnight armand :)
^ Slugz: yeah i like stories too
^ Grimscar: And how you're suddenly a better person by killing morals
^ Grimscar: And hell, who cares if they're morals - By killing other
Gondorians.
^ Marzan: I do not hide behind alts
^ Marzan: KoDA is not worth it
^ Marzan: they pretend to be moral, I trust those who are evil more
^ Marzan: at least they recognize their evil side
^ Grimscar: I think you're nuts
^ Marzan: KoDA is filled with people trying to be moreal who have no spine
irl
^ Crusaderr: so what you're basically saying is KoDA is the Great Satan?
^ Marzan: KoDA died a long time ago
afk
You go away from the keyboard.
HP:230 EP:230
^ Crusaderr: on a secondary note
^ Bit: Could you give us the story now puhlease?
^ Crusaderr: what does having a spine in rl have to do with mudding
^ Grimscar: No kidding.
^ Marzan: KoDA pretends to be moral but they are filled with alts all
plotting against one another, like any other guild
^ Adaron: I'm an invertebrate, are you saying there's something wrong with
me?
^ Crusaderr: there's something wrong with you, but it extends beyond the
fact that you're retarded
^ Adaron: :(
^ Marzan: the most moral people I have met in this MUD are immoral
^ Slugz: alright more story less flame please :)
^ Grimscar: How about me, Marzan
^ Marzan: I always thought you were pretty cool :)
^ Marzan: Rufus
^ Grimscar: who is rufus :P
^ Marzan: Julius
^ Grimscar: from now on I want to be called Rufus
^ Bilungada: ok Grimscar
^ Grimscar: Rufus is the most bomb-diggity name ever
^ Marzan: then I would honor you
^ Adaron: We don't have any alts, do we?
^ Marzan: Rufus was great :)
^ Adaron: In VC, that is?
^ Grimscar: heh
Alexa tells you: a huge, dusty shield is now on sale as lot 929, minimum bid
200 gold Megs
^ Adaron: NONE AT ALL RIGHT?
^ Crusaderr: Yeah we don't have any alts in VC Mithgi...err I mean Adaron
^ Grimscar: HAH
^ Grimscar: Adaron is really Jesus
^ Bit: Shhhh!
^ Grimscar: I know, because he has a fish in his legendinfo
^ Marzan: I think he is trying to justify himself
^ Grimscar: And everyone knows thats Jesus' fish
^ Crusaderr: That would explain why everytime he goes into the GM office
alone with Irun, I hear Irun screaming Jesus real loud
^ Grimscar: The very definition of a holy orgasm
^ Marzan chuckles
^ Grimscar: Know how to tell if a girl is having a fake orgasm?
^ Adaron: My comeback
^ Adaron: Is coming
^ Grimscar: She keeps screaming "Oh Crusaderr! Oh Crusaderr!"
^ Adaron: Just wait
^ Crusaderr: I was going to say she's in bed with you
^ Marzan laughs
^ Crusaderr: but then I figured that'd be too easy
^ Grimscar: :)
^ Grimscar: I plagiarized that one from a stand-up comic...
^ Marzan: it was funny :)
^ Adaron: Complete with the Crusaderr part?!?
^ Adaron: Weird.
^ Crusaderr: I'm famous the world over Adaron
^ Grimscar: well, its one of those 'insert name here' jokes :P
^ Adaron: So is Hitler!
^ Grimscar: Hitler was just misunderstood
^ Adaron: Not really
^ Grimscar: No, really
^ Adaron: No, not really
^ Grimscar: He said "I want to kill all of yous", meaning his
generals...but they heard "All the jews"
^ Kanex: yeah, he was trying to save Arafat 40 years later..
^ Grimscar: He was just misunderstood.
^ Marzan: ouch
^ Grimscar: boom boom, ching!
^ Marzan chuckles
^ Crusaderr: I dunno when you're packing a moustache like his, you should
be killed regardless of what horrible crimes you commit
^ Crusaderr: with a look like he had, he was well on the road to mad
scientist if he didn't get the evil dictator job
^ Grimscar would normally say something about your mom and her moustache
at this point
Leofa tells you: hey do you think you could help me quest a sword?
^ Adaron: Ouchtown, population Cru.
^ Marzan chuckles
^ Crusaderr: admission of going out with bearded ladies is kind of like a
suicide move even when it's a your mom attack
^ Marzan: yes dont date dwarf ladies
^ Marzan: I havent but it sounds like a bad idea
^ Crusaderr: I think that rule extends beyond the mud
^ Marzan laughs
Autosave.
^ Crusaderr: so someone wanna spot me like 2 grand so I can buy a 23 inch
tft?
Alexa tells you: an ivory shield is now on sale as lot 930, minimum bid 150
gold FRESH Been silenced for over 2 hours now...
^ Adaron: No
^ Grimscar: Uh, whats the royal guard Nero
Autosave.
^ Nero: A newbie clan :)
^ Grimscar: what do you do
^ Adaron: guard
^ Adaron: Royalty?
^ Nero: Protects Erebor and Esgaroth
^ Grimscar: I see
^ Pelle advertises: If you join know, you'll get a blem for free!
^ Grimscar: Erebor, AND Esgaroth
^ Pelle P
^ Pelle: :P
^ Grimscar: So
^ Adaron: How do I join?
^ Grimscar: What do Erebor and Esgaroth have in common
^ Nero: I dident write the theme
^ Marzan: fish
^ Pelle: Their near each other.
^ Bilungada: they start with E
^ Bombil: booth got problem with orcs? don't try to find logic in the mind
of a newbie :D
^ Marzan laughs
^ Crusaderr: I think it's more of a regional based things, but hey I like
the enthusiasm
^ Crusaderr: I don't even feel like protecting one place let alone two :P
^ Adaron: We don't protect Moria?
^ Crusaderr: oh we just told you that so you'd go away for awhile :P
^ Marzan: I think dwarves are cool, I just do not understand their need
for tunneling
^ Grimscar: yeah well, I don't think Esgaroth would have an evil person
defending them
^ Grimscar: And since when does Esgaroth have a King
^ Adaron: Haha, that's funny. But really, why am I spending all my time in
there?
^ Pelle: they don't...they have a master
^ Grimscar: Royal guard implies Royalty
^ Grimscar: So you would be in the service of a King or a Queen
^ Grimscar: Right?
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This room is considerably brighter than the foyer, thanks to a small
window in the western wall.
Unfortunately, the addition of a window is not linked to any measurable
improvement in construction practices. This room, like the foyer west of
it, is made entirely of cheap wood hastily slapped together.
In the center of the room and dominating it is a large, wooden table.
The table is made of higher-quality wood than anything else you've seen
here. What would be an average piece of furniture anywhere else stands
out here as a work of art. A number of inexpensive chairs are arrayed
around the table. A woven basket sits in the table's center, as does a
strongbox. There is a small sign tacked to the wall above the strongbox.
A note board has been mounted on the east wall so that guild members can
leave messages for each other.
A mongrel dog lies in front of the open doorway in the northern wall.
The only obvious exits are west and north.
An empty keg
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Armand War Pig the dunlending Archmage (Demonic) (guildmaster)
Sivion Ringwë'elen, the silvan Jewel-Smith (guildmistress)
Total friends and enemies and ainur and guildmates:2
Total users: 59
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Last 20 comms are:
^ Marzan: BkD is cool, but I am not pimping out my clan, I am not even the CM :)
^ Bombil: Woh touchy
^ Grimscar: Disband your clan or I will disband it for you
^ Kanex: ainur are need back to guild process, at least to be restrict with theme
^ Marzan: it is not my clan
^ Grimscar: Not you Marzan
^ Grimscar: The Royal Guard :P
^ Nero: Arent we aggressive today...?
^ Marzan: ah
^ Grimscar: Yeah, Nero, we are
^ Grimscar: I'm tired of your punk ass killing in GOndor
^ Serag: owned!
^ Nero: I just shielded!
^ Nero: :D
^ Grimscar: Like I care?
^ Nero: Probebly not
^ Bombil: grimscar lighten up dude
^ Grimscar: Bombil, shut the hell up , noob
^ Marzan: Grimscar speaks the truth
^ Crusaderr: you're going to let him talk to you like that Bombil?
HP:230 EP:230
^ Grimscar: Not to mention the leader of this 'The Royal Guard' is a
Demonic thief
^ Kanex: lol
^ Grimscar: Makes me even more positive that its a sham
^ Pelle: I'm disguised.
^ Nero: Im not :P
^ Pelle: But I'm immoral...so it doesn't really matter..
^ Crusaderr: how about you royal guard guys all swear fealty to me and
become my squires
^ Marzan: immoral is as immoral does
^ Crusaderr: your duties will include getting me wine from the bar to keep
my comm ep up, and beating Adaron down
^ Grimscar: You penetrate Pelle's disguise! His true alignment is Immoral
Pelle is a mass-murderer and is forbidden to enter MinasTirith!
^ Adaron: NO ONE BEATS ME DOWN
^ Camillus: You can speak again.
^ Bombil: hehe :D only reason i quit this game is because people are on
here just so they can messure thier di*ks and think they are all
mighty and shit. hey grimscar congratz you are good at a text based
game and can talk shit to people on a comm. you just won the biggest
di*k award a'la t2t style
^ Grimscar: Thanks, noob
^ Adaron: NO ONE BEATS
^ Adaron
^ Crusaderr: damnit and here I thought I had the biggest
^ Adaron: down
^ Marzan: Bombil speaks the Truth
^ Crusaderr goes to find the pump
legend bombil
Bombil the dwarf Woodsman (Immoral)
On for: 11m 45s Gender: male
Age: 18h 48m 46s
HP:230 EP:230
^ Camillus: Crusaderr tells you: why'd you get silenced?
^ Adaron: send one of your squires to find it
^ Crusaderr: you do know you can send a mail to a person when you're
silenced
^ Crusaderr: which is what I was expecting
^ Camillus: yeah, like I'd go to that trouble =P
^ Arikon: mine might not be the biggest but it gets the most use
^ Crusaderr: you went through enough trouble to make an auction tag :P
Alexa tells you: sturdy armour is now on sale as lot 931, minimum bid 150
gold Fresh
^ Grimscar: Heh.
^ Grimscar: Aphasia's clan is almost as stupid
^ Camillus: so "someone" silenced me for 2 and a half hours, when they
told me it would only be 2 hours
^ Marzan: I never tried to pretend my dik was bigger than it was
^ Marzan: I am what you see
^ Grimscar: According to Aphasia's clan info, she personally is in charge
of all Nazgul
^ Crusaderr: speaking of silences and warnings, I'm about 2 weeks away
from being warning free again
^ Grimscar: And was appointed this position by Sauron himself
^ Camillus: and I've never gotten punished for my 8 years being here and
then people like Marzan can talk about their dik... nice
^ Marzan: I always healed good and evil alike with no prejudice
^ Crusaderr: I got silenced for an hour for talking about a dime bag once
^ Iceman: haha legend resin
^ Crusaderr: it just all depends on who's on at the time and what mood
they're in
^ Marzan: then I became a warrior like my older brother Korath who killed
himself
^ Camillus: I've said a whole lot worse... I bet even Culfinglin herself
has said worse over the comm
^ Grimscar: Are there enough freaking Gondor clans
^ Adaron: I think my silences were just for spamming and being an idiot to
Powers
^ Adaron: I don't really remember, though
^ Grimscar: Lendin Knights, the Laerabren, the Cymbrogi, Army of the
West...
^ Grimscar: Four clans and three guilds
^ Marzan: Corin
^ Crusaderr: well Gondor is a big area I guess
^ Adaron: Gondor is a pretty big area, I suppose
^ Arikon: and think of where 99% of the war is
^ Crusaderr: I wager a big area Gondor is
^ Adaron: And with it's size, Gondor is pretty large
^ Adaron: Er, its
^ Arikon: you know when you look at it comparitivly, gondor is pretty
large
^ Crusaderr: well with Widower attacking it, I suppose it would have to be
^ Camillus: you do use a lot of those Widower jokes...
^ Crusaderr: only because everyone knows him
^ Camillus: yeah, he's a nice guy
^ Crusaderr: I can't very well crack a joke about Snok and expect everyone
to get it
legend bombil
Bombil the dwarf Woodsman (Immoral)
On for: 22m Gender: male
Age: 18h 56m 12s
HP:230 EP:230
^ Camillus: how about Snarf?
^ Adaron: Yeah, using me just isn't as good
^ Grimscar: haha, I pwned Snarf once
^ Crusaderr: Snarf doesn't really need to have jokes made aobut him
^ Crusaderr: he does a good enough job by himself
^ Crusaderr: about him too
^ Grimscar: I killed snarf when he was level 13, using a wooden sword :P
^ Crusaderr: he was in VC, but parted with us on bad terms for some reason
I can't recall
^ Wiggin: whoa, alexa moved
Autosave.
^ Grimscar: I had 'wield sword' in my alias to attack him and there was a
wooden sword on the ground...I still got a double-massacer backstab
on him
^ Camillus: he suicided saying he had to get to RL but was back a few
months later...
^ Crusaderr: the best one for that was Beregor :P
^ Crusaderr: he suicided to finally end his mud career, and then made an
alt and was back in 2 days ;P
^ Camillus: heh
^ Slugz: the most fun person to see killed was Gregor
Alexa tells you: a dwarven mining pack is now on sale as lot 932, minimum
bid 150 gold Pack.
^ Camillus: I'd have to say Frosty on that one
^ Grimscar: I'd have to say, almost everyone one of you.
Alexa tells you: a helm of Rohan is now on sale as lot 933, minimum bid 100
gold 2 fights old.
^ Camillus snorts.
^ Grimscar: Except Camillus. Because he's a humper.
^ Camillus: Grimscar has been silenced for 2.5 hours
^ Crusaderr: I dunno the most fun person to see get killed is probably
Pounder
^ Crusaderr: because he tries to put forth a public face that he doesn't
care and it was all in good fun
^ Grimscar: Shit, I might have to agree with Crusaderr for once
^ Crusaderr: but in tells he mfs you like crazy
^ Grimscar: Yup yup
^ Grimscar: <-- Last person to kill Pounder
^ Grimscar: Well, pretty sure anyways.
^ Crusaderr: Pounder is my first PK in a few years
^ Grimscar: Almost got him two days ago, got him ND.
^ Crusaderr: well I was in on it, wasn't a solo job of course
^ Slugz: jesus 284 days
^ Crusaderr: holy hell he's seperated himself from Jad that much?
^ Crusaderr: he just broke Jad's record like 2-3 months ago
^ Grimscar: Jad musta found a level 1 ranger 16 year old in real life
^ Grimscar: One day, I will too!
^ Camillus: I've never had a problem with Pounder, he's always been cool
with me
^ Grimscar: Pounder's been a whore ever since he started his little pk
snit
^ Crusaderr: either that or he accidentally pulled too hard and ended his
ambitions with an injury
^ Grimscar: Of course, maybe I'm biased because he attacks my guild a lot
^ Grimscar: But maybe its the crappy "I defend Mordor now after 284 days
of age"
^ Crusaderr: if it was just about that I could respect him
^ Crusaderr: however it more runs along the lines of him wanting to be a
DH without actually signing on and suffering the consequences of
having the tag
^ Grimscar: But he really only defends it from people he doesn't like
^ Grimscar: That too, Cru
^ Crusaderr: plus he likes to claim that he's independent and has all
these skills because of it
^ Grimscar: But then he might not be able to have such good relations with
Rangers of Ithilien
^ Grimscar: They wouldn't be able to store whip for him so he can kill in
Gondor all he wants
^ Crusaderr: the RoI should merge with that Royal Guard clan or whatever
they were called
^ Crusaderr: they both follow the same theme path apparently
^ Crusaderr: I've seen the RoI have more bad relations with moral guilds
than any other type
^ Grimscar: RoI's written theme is awesome - But how they actually play is
pathetic.
^ Crusaderr: they actually came out and banged Irun the other day while he
was in a rp battle against the SoU in Dol Guldur
^ Grimscar: You're shitting me
^ Crusaderr: no shit
^ Grimscar: They tried to kill me about half a dozen times when I was
young
^ Camillus: they are active?
^ Grimscar: At the time I was an applicant to KoDA and they tried to get
me removed as an applicant because I would get the huge brass shield
^ Crusaderr: yes well apparently now if you've ever set foot in that area
at all, you can now be attacked 20 years in the future for it
^ Crusaderr: because that was why they claimed to have traveled all the
way up here to get Irun
^ Grimscar: Yes, and they'll kill a moral for that - but store whip for a
demonic DH-wannabe so he can kill in Gondor
^ Crusaderr: well with a guild that made Otoron GM though what can you
expect I guess
^ Grimscar: He and I haven't been friends in a while :P
^ Crusaderr: If he and I were friends ever I was really drunk or high and
don't remember it
^ Grimscar: well he and I used to be guildmates
^ Crusaderr: well I never even knew the lad existed until the RoI appeared
on the radar
^ Grimscar: and Pounder and I used to be friends.
^ Crusaderr: so I may know some alts, but I don't really remember him
^ Grimscar: Yes well see I'd been using that ranger-trainer in Henneth
Amon since it was put in
Autosave.
^ Grimscar: And then they created their guild around it, and expected me
to stop using it
^ Grimscar: Even though it was the only place you could max dodge in the
game
^ Crusaderr: yeah well I think that pretty much pissed off everyone
^ Grimscar: But what -I- find most deplorable is that I've never seen an
RoI defend anything in Gondor - even
^ Grimscar: ever
^ Crusaderr: hell a guild should just pop up on Zirak Zigil and lay claim
to it
^ Adaron: I'll continue to defend it with my life!
^ Grimscar: well Adaron, you're just delusional
^ Crusaderr: yeah well defending Gondor probably isn't as fun as trying to
pk your fellow moral guilds for wanting to get uniques and train I
guess
^ Grimscar: But we can tell that because you believe in Jesus and the
Easter Bunny
^ Adaron: And that makes me delusional?
^ Grimscar: Yeah a little
^ Camillus: Hayzuse?
^ Camillus: or GeeZuse?
^ Camillus: christ, why can't everything be spelled phoenetically
^ Grimscar: because then it would be spelled fonetikali
^ Crusaderr: besides that
^ Crusaderr: it wouldn't be as fun if it was that way
^ Crusaderr: foreigners could learn English really easily and we wouldn't
be able to laugh as much
^ Grimscar: Speaking of Christ
^ Kanex frowns
^ Camillus: I kind of grew out of it when I was 18 anyway
^ Grimscar: Why does 80% of America believe in God?
^ Adaron: How about
^ Arikon: just in case
^ Marzan: pot
^ Crusaderr: America likes insurance
^ Crusaderr: so Arikon is probably correct
^ Adaron: Why doesn't 20% of America believe in God?
^ Kanex: because it is written in your bills
^ Grimscar: Because 20% of america is well-educated and free thinking
^ Camillus: speaking of god, I was thinking of what would be the most
offensive bumper sticker the other day...
^ Arikon: because american doesnt believe in god
^ Arikon: american might america doesnt
^ Camillus: and if you want to hear it, ask me
^ Adaron: So, anyone who believes in God isn't intelligent and free
thinking?
^ Grimscar: No, just most of the
^ Grimscar: them
^ Grimscar: 90% of Christians are not free thinking
^ Crusaderr: I dunno if the number is quite that high
^ Kanex: religion = ignorance
^ Grimscar: They're just trained to believe
^ Marzan: Grimscar is correct, but I would put that at 95
^ Crusaderr: and religion hardly = ingorance
^ Adaron: So, what's better
^ Arikon: i consider myself a christian, im just a non denomonational
christian
^ Crusaderr: religion gives people basic core values to live their life by
^ Grimscar: well, I'm just recalling my experiences at the Mustard Seed
Church of Lawrence, KS, and my stint as a catholic schoolboy.
^ Crusaderr: there's nothing wrong with that
^ Bilungada: just some of them, just some
^ Kanex: but they live a lie of a life
^ Marzan laughs
^ Wiggin: unless those core values are wrong, of course
^ Crusaderr: if they're happy with their life what does it matter
^ Adaron: Ignorant zeal, or free-thinking mediocrity?
^ Bilungada: just some of them, just some!
^ Grimscar: Cuz, Cru, they try to convince others that THEIR life is also
unhappy
^ Grimscar: And then spread the word of Jesus on like a virus
^ Crusaderr: that's when you slam the door and go back to watching
sportscenter
^ Grimscar: well, I'd rather be watching something violent or with nudity
^ Adaron: Well, naturally.
^ Grimscar: And then I notice that Christians have taken away my nudity on
NYPD BLue
^ Gorestel: Cause the people who put that stuff out aren't similarly
single-minded
^ Camillus: like violent porn?
^ Grimscar: And Christians have thrown a fit about Janet Jackson's nipple
^ Grimscar: And Christians have thrown a fit about my Howard Stern
^ Camillus: it was pretty gross...
^ Gorestel: Who wants to see that?
^ Grimscar: Then I pick up a holiday newspaper
^ Gorestel: Of course, anyone who actually watches the Super Bowl Halftime
Show deserves what they get
^ Grimscar: And all the editorials read about how Christians want us to
hate agnostics because agnostics hate Christmas
^ Grimscar: And that we should bring back Nativity scenes into schools
^ Gorestel: It's true! There's an army of agnostics outside my house with
torches and pitchforks
^ Grimscar: And whats wrong with prayer during school?
^ Grimscar: And I think that Christians need to relearn the First
Amendment
^ Grimscar: And that's why I get annoyed at Christians.
^ Camillus: oh there must be more...
^ Slugz: In the schools i went to you are allowed to pray all you want
^ Slugz: It is making it a requirement that was a no no
^ Gorestel: Well, I can't speak for the majority, but the few of us who
actually think about these issues just want to keep options open.
I'd rather kids learn about all religions than none.
^ Rathmar: This is like watching an episode of CNN's Crossfire.
^ Crusaderr: in the school I went to, you prayed you made it home at the
end of the day alive ;P
^ Rathmar: Because it sucks.
^ Grimscar: I went to a public school and we were required to pray before
sporting events, because both coaches were also ministers.
^ Camillus: you actually watch crossifre?
^ Gorestel: Texas?
^ Grimscar: Small town Kansas.
^ Crusaderr: he probably saw a commercial for it once :P
^ Gorestel: Ahh
^ Gorestel: The flat state
^ Grimscar: My brother and I were the only two people in the entire school
who would refuse to pray with the team
^ Crusaderr: you rebel you
^ Gorestel: Did you guys have a losing season because of it?
^ Camillus: damn sexy football team...
^ Adaron: Wow, you complain so, it almost sounds like you care. Be
careful, people might mistake you for giving a crap.
^ Grimscar: Well, they WERE good coaches. So no, we always had a winning
season.
^ Grimscar: Giving a crap, Adaron? Of course I give a crap.
^ Crusaderr: well that makes one of us I guess ;P
^ Grimscar: You think I want my kids growing up in a world where they're
told that they're worthless pieces of shit, and the only way they'll
ever be worth a damn is if they believe in Jesus and accept that they
are filth, so that Jesus will forgive them and they can go to heaven?
^ Adaron: No
^ Adaron: But neither do I.
^ Crusaderr: I wouldn't mind my kids growing up in that world if I
happened to be rich in the scenario
^ Grimscar: That's what Christians do. They indoctrinate with fear, then
love, fear, then love. Pavlov and Hitler would be proud.
^ Camillus: your children should hate gays though...
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^ Crusaderr: actually with my experience in catholic school they mostly
just asked for money
^ Grimscar: Catholics aren't even moral
^ Crusaderr: of course I only was in it until 6th grade, but still
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This room is considerably brighter than the foyer, thanks to a small
window in the western wall.
Unfortunately, the addition of a window is not linked to any measurable
improvement in construction practices. This room, like the foyer west of
it, is made entirely of cheap wood hastily slapped together.
In the center of the room and dominating it is a large, wooden table.
The table is made of higher-quality wood than anything else you've seen
here. What would be an average piece of furniture anywhere else stands
out here as a work of art. A number of inexpensive chairs are arrayed
around the table. A woven basket sits in the table's center, as does a
strongbox. There is a small sign tacked to the wall above the strongbox.
A note board has been mounted on the east wall so that guild members can
leave messages for each other.
A mongrel dog lies in front of the open doorway in the northern wall.
The only obvious exits are west and north.
Larion the dunedain Wrathchild (Hand of Amarthatar)
An empty keg
An old leather baldric
A keg of Mead of Rohan
An empty bottle
A trash can
The Board of the The Aina Amarth [21 notes]
HP:230 EP:230
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:230
The Two Towers
Larion the dunedain Wrathchild (Hand of Amarthatar) (lvl 20)
Armand War Pig the dunlending Archmage (Demonic) (guildmaster)
Sivion Ringwë'elen, the silvan Jewel-Smith (guildmistress)
Total friends and enemies and ainur and guildmates: 3
Total users: 68
HP:230 EP:230
The Two Towers has been up for 4d 8h 41m 56s.
HP:230 EP:230
^ Crusaderr: that's the only movie I ever left after 20 minutes of
watching in the theatre
^ Grimscar: If Kevin Costner could pee into a machine and have pure water
come out, why couldn't he just take a scoop of ocean water and do the
same thing?
^ Camillus: RotK was the first movie I ever left
^ Marzan lauhgs
^ Tavor: http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/index.shtml
<- Biblical condradictions list.
The scouts report: The South Undeep battlepoint is under siege!
^ Crusaderr: because Kevin Costner's piss makes the women squeal
The scouts report: The South Undeep battlepoint has fallen to the enemy!
^ Grimscar: I mean, really. Piss has salt in it.
^ Grimscar: oceanwater has salt in it
Larion looks at you with a questioning look on his face.
^ Grimscar: If you can purify piss, you can certainly purify ocean water
^ Marzan laughs
^ Crusaderr: here's the main problem with your scenario Grimscar
^ Grimscar: No reason for a movie?
^ Crusaderr: you're trying to apply logic to a 1 star at best movie
^ Grimscar: But its soo basic
^ Grimscar: All you have to do is remove the salt from the water, and
there are many ways to do it
^ Camillus: well, also remove the plastic too
^ Marzan: charcoal
^ Crusaderr: the whole point of waterworld as far as I can tell was to get
Kevin Costner into a sci fi picture
^ Grimscar: None of which involve a small machine that works in seconds,
though, without electricity.
^ Crusaderr: he then followed that up with his opus, The Postman :P
^ Marzan: I liked Dances with Wolves best :)
^ Gorestel: But Field of Dreams was good, wasn't it? Made us all believe
again
^ Crusaderr: I refuse to watch Field of Dreams
^ Grimscar: Uh, thats actually a good one
^ Grimscar: And I even liked the Postman
^ Grimscar: But mostly because Tom Petty was in it
^ Crusaderr: the Postman was garbage and field of dreams had Yankees in it
^ Marzan: Field of Dreams could not compare to the 04 Redsox
^ Adaron: Well, good night ladies.
^ Camillus: was at game 7 this year...
^ Camillus: it sucked
^ Grimscar: Night Adaron :)
^ Crusaderr: the 04 Red Sox actually had me watching baseball again
^ Crusaderr: so yes that was something special
^ Grimscar: 03 cubs had me watching baseball again
^ Marzan: me too
^ Grimscar: But that might have had something to do with me living in
Chicago and working in a bar
^ Crusaderr: I haven't watched baseball since the strike back in the early
90s
^ Gorestel: I always wanted Field of Dreams 2, where James Earl Jones
comes back from that cornfield all messed-up
^ Crusaderr: I've been watching the NFL religiously this year of course
^ Gorestel: Something along the lines of "baseball meets children of the
corn"
^ Crusaderr: 14-1 Steelers tend to do that
^ Crusaderr: now if the hockey lockout would just end :P
^ Gorestel: Night Arda
^ Dakar: Peace
Alexa tells you: a saw-toothed sword is now on sale as lot 943, minimum bid
150 gold Fresh
Autosave.
^ Marzan: parents from south Chi
^ Marzan: but Irish Cath as well, Sox had the Mojo
Alexa tells you: a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion is now on sale as lot
944, minimum bid 150 gold Take It
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This room is considerably brighter than the foyer, thanks to a small
window in the western wall.
Unfortunately, the addition of a window is not linked to any measurable
improvement in construction practices. This room, like the foyer west of
it, is made entirely of cheap wood hastily slapped together.
In the center of the room and dominating it is a large, wooden table.
The table is made of higher-quality wood than anything else you've seen
here. What would be an average piece of furniture anywhere else stands
out here as a work of art. A number of inexpensive chairs are arrayed
around the table. A woven basket sits in the table's center, as does a
strongbox. There is a small sign tacked to the wall above the strongbox.
A note board has been mounted on the east wall so that guild members can
leave messages for each other.
A mongrel dog lies in front of the open doorway in the northern wall.
The only obvious exits are west and north.
An empty keg
An old leather baldric
A keg of Mead of Rohan
An empty bottle
A trash can
The Board of the The Aina Amarth [21 notes]
HP:230 EP:230
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HP:230 EP:230
The Two Towers
Pounder the dunedain Knight (Demonic) (mortal)
Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) (guildmaster)
Armand War Pig the dunlending Archmage (Demonic) (guildmaster)
Total friends and enemies and ainur and guildmates: 3
Total users: 46
HP:230 EP:230
The Two Towers has been up for 4d 9h 58m 38s.
HP:230 EP:230
^ Camillus: it sucked
^ Grimscar: Night Adaron :)
^ Crusaderr: the 04 Red Sox actually had me watching baseball again
^ Crusaderr: so yes that was something special
^ Grimscar: 03 cubs had me watching baseball again
^ Marzan: me too
^ Grimscar: But that might have had something to do with me living in Chicago and working in a bar
^ Crusaderr: I haven't watched baseball since the strike back in the early 90s
^ Gorestel: I always wanted Field of Dreams 2, where James Earl Jones comes back from that cornfield all messed-up
^ Crusaderr: I've been watching the NFL religiously this year of course
^ Gorestel: Something along the lines of "baseball meets children of the corn"
^ Crusaderr: 14-1 Steelers tend to do that
^ Crusaderr: now if the hockey lockout would just end :P
^ Gorestel: Night Arda
^ Dakar: Peace
^ Marzan: parents from south Chi
^ Marzan: but Irish Cath as well, Sox had the Mojo
^ Grimscar: A lil late but log posted!
^ Orgald: oopsie i just rented my room 30 seconds before sunrise
^ Summit: Anybody interested, Drille seems to be trapped at South Undeep.
HP:230 EP:230
The scouts report: Victory! The Lothlorien Bridge battlepoint has been
conquered!
legend dakar
Dakar the silvan Loremaster (Moral)
On for: 1h 39m 8s Gender: male
Age: 1d 18h 42m 42s
Can be mailed: Dakar@Lothlorien
Info: Confucius say-He who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
^ Defamer: im wanted if someone wants to find and kill me !!!!
Dakar tells you: thanks
find defamer
Defamer is in Gondor, The Stone-Land at Linhir.
In the room: a lingerie display in Dominique's clothing shop.
Defamer is wanted.
HP:230 EP:210 legend defamer
Defamer the silvan Prowler (Impartial)
On for: 1h 12m 17s Gender: male
Age: 16d 13h 45m 50s
Can be mailed: Defamer@Belegost
Info: .
HP:230 EP:211
^ Summit: Nothing I was looking at your awesome shirt.
^ Defamer: ill just be waiting here whenever you are ready
Boffo tells you: can you do a find on Defamer for me?
^ Summit: Who smokes a big bowl at night and says "I'm gonna ask about the
bare foot kickers?"
Corin tells you: Can you do a find for me?
^ Orgald: ok lets see a 16day old level 4 thief
^ Defamer: what do you want me to say? i got bored
^ Fealome: he is prolly just been levelbashed for his crimes, and are now
nearly without stats and skills, easy prey.
^ Defamer: lets see... i betrayed the galadhrim at level 15 and was bashed
to level 10 as punishment then i got killed a few more times to level
7 or 6 and just now i was killed to 6 and then arested to 5
^ Orgald: you were supposedly level 5 when you commed come catch me i'm
wanted
^ Defamer: yes
Autosave.
^ Defamer: oh... i forgot to mention when i was level 10 i became ainu and
didnt like it so i asked for deainurment
^ Orgald: it is a pity you can't immort unless you are level 15 or higher
^ Defamer: well i was level 15 at the time of application
^ Defamer: so thy let me in anyway
^ Orgald: stop changing your story
^ Fealome: its nice with a dynamic story, keep it going.
^ Defamer: im not lying
^ Bit: er, no one cares :)
^ Defamer: i was an ainu under the name Ulahn, after i demorted i changed
to defamer
^ Orgald: did it take you that long to research that or are you really
that slow a typer?
^ Defamer: no ep :)
The scouts report: Victory! The North Undeep battlepoint has been
conquered!
Autosave.
afk
You go away from the keyboard.
Tuned to the comm line are:
Adaron, Alavir, Armand, Bit, Burebista, Chasm, Dakar, Defamer, Drille,
Fealome, Gabriel, Jaron, Lmno, Myrddin, Obxidian, Orgald, Pounder,
Saurus, Slugz, Wathdin, Yuber, Zzidane
HP:230 EP:230 afk
You go away from the keyboard.
HP:230 EP:230
A large host of enemy is released from Mordor and marches towards
Osgiliath. Covered and strengthened by the darkness and the evil
of their lord, they prepare for their plunder of Gondor.
^ Thee: does anyone know how to get married to sumone on this game
^ Alavir: yeah. type suicide and get a life.
^ Dakar: Does it have to be official? It's a text based game.
^ Thee: oh its not that important heard it could be done just wondering
Alexa tells you: a saw-toothed sword is now on sale as lot 948, minimum bid
200 gold EXC almost fresh.
^ Thee: man some comm line i guess you really do have to work things out
for yourself alot in this game
Autosave.
^ Mungo: Thank you, Captain obvious
^ Orgald: Corpse of Defamer [2]
^ Mungo: No, I don't think he was the first person to be a level 1 thief.
Autosave.