Tahn

Posted by
Curr [legacy]
Uploaded
07 January 2005 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Warrior solo, almost, not really. VERY sloppy. The overriding theme of this log is that I suck. I'll just have to do it better next time. Tahn asked not to post the log as one of the conditions of no reports, and I was going to respect this until he broke a different, much more important promise to the guild today.


Tahn was hitlisted after he tried Fuiki's contract, but didn't get it
though Fuiki died (carrock fall finished him). I tried to set up an
attempt, but it was botched through the hunter's mistake; Tahn reported
and I paid the fine for my headbutt. A bit later, I decided to check
out where Fuiki was; he was killing Tenzek in a rather careless manner.
That's where it starts.

My client doesn't log either colors or prompt yet, so this is rather ugly
and you might as well not read it. I'm gonna patch it up soon to do 
real logs; too late for this one, though. I provided some explanations,
reduced spam, and idented commands, to compensate. I stayed on very high HP
throughout, and drank flask near the end to raise EP and be able to headbutt
again.


Outside of Camp(w and e)
 A messenger from Edoras
Gold: 48      (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A stamped staying-permit.
*A crimson longsword (wielded).
*A studded leather baldric (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
*An emerald shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear.
*Rank insignia.
>l e
    This is the entrance to a camp set up by the Dunlending renegades.
You can spot a flag from here, and the make-shift fence
that was constructed to keep unwanted visitors out of
the camp, has large spikes jutting out in all directions.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are west, enter and south.
>e
Camp Entrance(w, enter and s)
>w
Outside of Camp(w and e)
 A messenger from Edoras
>climb rope
    You grab hold of the loose end of the rope, and slowly hoist yourself
further up its length, and you find it easy to guide your feet around
the sparse spikes, as you scale the wall with the help of the rope.
You manage to climb to the top of the fence and jump down,
ending up on the ground, inside the camp.
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
>l e
    You stand in the middle of the camp.  A light breeze flows through
your hair.  To the west, you can see the faint outline of a pole.  There
are paths to the northwest and northeast and tents to the east and north.
There is a flag pole here.  Since the flag that flies on this pole is of
great symbolic importance to the soldiers, it is usually guarded.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are north, west, east, northeast, out and
northwest.
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 A guard sleeps here, pretending to watch over the flag
 A flag pole
Alexa tells you: a wickedly curved bow is now on sale as lot 147, minimum
     bid 200 gold Fresh - Semi
>do e,lower flag,get flag into pack
Do: starting commands.
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 A guard sleeps here, pretending to watch over the flag
 A flag pole
You pull on one side of the rope until the flag is within reaching distance.
Guard screams:  STOP!  Return that flag immediately!
You woke the guard from his little nap.  
Now he's going to be mad!
Ok.
Do: Commands completed.
>e

A soldier with a ladder comes by, and sets the ladder up next to the
hanging light. He stands upon the ladder, and lights the lamp using a piece
of flint and steel. He folds up the ladder, and wanders off into the night.
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>n
A large tent(s)
 A Dunlending warlord stands here, preparing for battle
 An empty vial [2]
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 A practice dummy
>sah
Curr PERFECT Curr PERFECT Curr PERFECT
Curr is somewhat drunk.
Tenzek DSLG Tenzek DLSG Tenzek DLSG

(my guildmate Fuiki left to heal shortly before I entered and will soon
be back. He doesn't know I'm here)

>s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>nw
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
Alexa tells you: a 'man-catcher' pole-arm is now on sale as lot 148, minimum
     bid 200 gold Fresh.
>n
The camp infirmary(s)
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>s
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>se
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>ne
Alexa tells you: a vicious longsword is now on sale as lot 149, minimum bid
     200 gold Fresh - Semi
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
>e

A soldier with a ladder comes by, and sets the ladder up next to the
hanging light. He stands upon the ladder, and lights the lamp using a piece
of flint and steel. He folds up the ladder, and wanders off into the night.
The soldiers' area(w)
 A trash can
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 Cardulok the quartermaster
>w
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
>sw
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>i
Gold: 62      (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A stamped staying-permit.
*A crimson longsword (wielded).
*A studded leather baldric (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
*An emerald shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear.
*Rank insignia.
$find tahn
[ Beorning ] Curr: find tahn
>g w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
[ Beorning ] Fuiki: edoras
>g w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
[ Beorning ] Fuiki: signpost
>g w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
$ok
[ Beorning ] Curr: ok
>g w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
[ Beorning ] Fuiki: went "west" heh

(I do a lot of "g w" here, with the same results)

>do 2w
Do: starting commands.
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
Do: Commands completed.
Your head is clearing.
>2e
Do: starting commands.
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Do: Commands completed.
>2w
Do: starting commands.
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Outskirts of camp(e)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)  (he came back to finish Tenzek)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
Do: Commands completed.
Fuiki leaves east.
>2e
Do: starting commands.
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Do: Commands completed.
Fuiki tells you: :P

>tell fuiki did he come to this camp before?
You tell Fuiki: did he come to this camp before?
Fuiki tells you: I dunno

(here I do a lot of "2w,2e" and "g w", and some compulsive "i" 's)

>g w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole

>le tahn
Tahn the eorling Deathmaster 
On for:  1h 14m 34s                       Gender: male
Age: 23d 18m 16s                          
Can be mailed: Tahn@CirithUngol
Dantre says in some strange tongue:  Are ran jehthin rhe maexin?

Fuiki enters.
>g
A tent(w)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>'dead/
You say softly: dead/
>'?
You say softly: ?

Fuiki has a questioning look on his face.
Fuiki says: no..
 Fuiki has hp: 153/230 and end: 127/230
>'enzek
You say softly: enzek  <--- I'm frustrated by the recent botched attempt,
plus it's really cold here and my hands are freezing. I mistype a lot in
this log.

>nod
You nod.
Fuiki says: going to heal
>'you can't leave the camp now
You say softly: you can't leave the camp now
Fuiki has a questioning look on his face.
Fuiki says: why?

(I'll skip a few sentences of conversation here)

>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Suddenly you have a massive headache.
Flag guard misses you.
>'don't kill him
You say softly: don't kill him
You bury the sword into Flag guard with deadly precision. <--- I suck.
Flag guard misses you.
>e
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Fuiki tells you: ok..
You notice someone sizing you up.  <--- about time!
>glance
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>erm
You erm.
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
Flag guard screams in horror as your sharp blade cuts deep into flesh!
Flag guard misses you.

>tell fuiki he's here  <-- I idiotically stop to type a tell at just the wrong place

Flag guard is knocked backwards by your sudden lunge forward.
Flag guard grazes you.
>n
You tell Fuiki: he's here
A large tent(s)
 A Dunlending warlord stands here, preparing for battle
 An empty vial [2]
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 A practice dummy
Fuiki enters.
Fuiki leaves south.
Fuiki tells you: who?
>tell fuiki tahn
You tell Fuiki: tahn
Fuiki tells you: where?
>tell fuiki see if someone's fighting guard
You tell Fuiki: see if someone's fighting guard
Tenzek raises his weapon and bashes the dummy.
BOOOOIIIING!!
The dummy bounces around, and then finally stops in its normal position.
>tell fuiki go to center and look for figure
You tell Fuiki: go to center and look for figure
>g s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Fuiki tells you: yes
>g s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>n
A large tent(s)
 A Dunlending warlord stands here, preparing for battle
 An empty vial [2]
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 A practice dummy

>g s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Tenzek swings his mace around in the air, muttering to things unseen.

>tell fuiki if he attacks you tell me
You tell Fuiki: if he attacks you tell me

>g s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole

Fuiki tells you: someone is here
>tell obxidian come to tenzek camp fast
You tell Obxidian: come to tenzek camp fast
>tell obxidian tahn is here faded I have flag
You tell Obxidian: tahn is here faded I have flag

Tenzek raises his weapon and bashes the dummy.
BOOOOIIIING!!
The dummy bounces around, and then finally stops in its normal position.

(dying today in Mordor, I felt much like this dummy)

>g s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An anonymous figure
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An anonymous figure
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Anonymous figure sinks the blade into Flag guard with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>k figure
It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
You attack an anonymous figure.
Anonymous figure holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly.

>hb
You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes someone's nose.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>sa
Flag guard AVERAGE Flag guard AVERAGE Flag guard AVERAGE <-- he moved quickly
You cut into Flag guard's flesh with careless ease.      <-- and I suck again
Flag guard misses you.
>hb
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.

(what now happens is a long and somewhat hilarious goose chase after the
figure throughout the camp, with merry headbutting where possible, and
stupid combat rounds on guard whenever I can squeeze them in)


>w
Flag guard dodges your attack with some skill.
Flag guard misses you.
Outskirts of camp(e)
 An anonymous figure
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
>hb
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Fuiki tells you: me attack?
>hb
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into anonymous figure!
Fuiki enters.
You notice someone sizing you up.
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>w
Outskirts of camp(e)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An anonymous figure
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
>hb
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
>hb
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss Someone by mere inches.
Fuiki tells you: ?
>hb
Headbutt whom?
>hb
Headbutt whom?
>w
You can't go that way!
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An anonymous figure
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Anonymous figure cracks your head with the flat of the blade!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>hb
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Flag guard!  <---- if you thought I couldn't get stupider

>sa
Flag guard DSLG Flag guard DLSG Flag guard DLSG
Someone AVERAGE Someone AVERAGE Someone AVERAGE
Anonymous figure sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>hb figure
Fuiki tells you: yes or no+
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
Anonymous figure sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
You inflict massive damage to Flag guard with a brutal attack! <--- There I go again.
Flag guard misses you.
>hb figure
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
Obxidian tells you: Ok
^ Subvert: maybe i'll hit 8 by the end of the week
Anonymous figure misses you.
Flag guard is stabbed viciously by you. <--- Someone less stupid would've gotten the hint by now, but my reaction time just sucks.

Your headache clears up.  <--- some good news at least!

Flag guard misses you.
>tell fuiki attack
You tell Fuiki: attack
Anonymous figure misses you.
Flag guard dodges your attack with some skill. <--- thanks, mate.
Flag guard misses you.
Fuiki enters.

Anonymous figure says: you suck  <--- he's right.

>hb figure
You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes someone's nose.
Fuiki gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into anonymous figure!  <--- only noticed this while editing now. 
Fuiki's only contribution as far as I can tell, the rest is me 
except Obxidian's deathblow, because, you guessed it, I suck.

Anonymous figure brutally plunges the blade into Fuiki.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>sa
Someone DSLG Someone DLSG Someone DLSG
Flag guard DSLG Flag guard DLSG Flag guard DLSG
Patrolling guard enters.
Fuiki misses someone.
Anonymous figure sinks the blade into Fuiki with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
Someone screams in pain as you slice flesh without mercy.
Flag guard misses you.
>hb figure
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
You notice someone sizing you up.
>hb figure <-- I'm not so stupid as not to know I can't do it so quickly
again. I just keep pressing uparrow-enter to repeat this, the only thing
my freezing fingers will do fast and reliably at this point.

Fuiki misses someone.
Anonymous figure misses Fuiki.
Someone dodges your attack with some skill.
Flag guard misses you.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
>hb figure
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
Fuiki hits someone.
Anonymous figure cracks Fuiki's head with the flat of the blade!
Someone screams in pain as you slice flesh without mercy.
Flag guard misses you.
>hb figure
You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of someone's nose.
Anonymous figure attacks Patrolling guard.
>sa
Someone DSLG Someone DLSG Someone DLSG
Flag guard DSLG Flag guard DLSG Flag guard DLSG
Fuiki misses someone.
Anonymous figure sinks the blade into Patrolling guard with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
Patrolling guard misses someone.
>sah
Patrolling guard GOOD Patrolling guard GOOD Patrolling guard GOOD
Fuiki AVERAGE Fuiki AVERAGE Fuiki AVERAGE
Curr GOOD Curr GOOD Curr GOOD
Flag guard DSLG Flag guard DLSG Flag guard DLSG
You inflict massive damage to Flag guard with a brutal attack!
Flag guard almost falls to the ground as the blade opens a serious wound! <--- awesome! Do I get the hint?

Flag guard misses you.
Patrolling guard leaves west.
You savagely mutilate Flag guard with a slash of the sword! <-- of course not.
Flag guard misses you.
>nw
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>n
The camp infirmary(s)
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>s
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
Fuiki tells you: 130
>se
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Outskirts of camp(e)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An anonymous figure
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
Patrolling guard leaves east.
Fuiki enters.
>tell obxidian kill figure
>e
You tell Obxidian: kill figure
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Patrolling guard misses someone.
Flag guard misses someone.
Obxidian enters.
Fuiki enters.
>ke
What?
Fuiki leaves east.
>w
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
Obxidian enters.
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>ne
Obxidian enters.
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
>e
The soldiers' area(w)
 An anonymous figure
 A trash can
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 Cardulok the quartermaster
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
>w
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
>w
You can't go that way!
>sw
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>tell obxidian don't fight guard
You tell Obxidian: don't fight guard
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>w
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
>w
You can't go that way!
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
>nw
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An anonymous figure
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>n
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
The camp infirmary(s)
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>s
The nurse says in some strange tongue:  lerinvin qhan rhei ran khouuah
     que.
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>n
The camp infirmary(s)
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>s
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>cake
Do: starting commands.
Drop what?
There is no cake here.
Do: Commands completed.
>se
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
A tent(w)
 An anonymous figure
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>hb
Anonymous figure cracks your head with the flat of the blade!
You are too busy to make an attack!
You are too tired for such a stunt. <--- time to drink flask, but it only occurs to me with some delay.

>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>ne
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
>e
The soldiers' area(w)
 A trash can
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 Cardulok the quartermaster
>w
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
>sw
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>w
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
Patrolling guard leaves east.
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>n
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
A large tent(s)
 A Dunlending warlord stands here, preparing for battle
 An empty vial [2]
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 A practice dummy
>s
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>nw
>n
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
The camp infirmary(s)
 An anonymous figure
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Anonymous figure cracks your head with the flat of the blade!
You are too busy to make an attack!
>sa
Someone DSLG Someone DLSG Someone DLSG
You hear a footstep nearby. <-- he's good, first and only footstep I saw.
I'm maxed on awareness.

>s
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>se
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard hits you.
>e
A tent(w)
 An anonymous figure
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An anonymous figure
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>nw
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>n
The camp infirmary(s)
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>s
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>se
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>w
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>ne
>e
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
The soldiers' area(w)
 An anonymous figure
 A trash can
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 Cardulok the quartermaster
>tell obxidin attack it
You miss Someone by mere inches.
That person does not exist.
>tell obxidian attack it
You tell Obxidian: attack it
>w
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
>sw
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An anonymous figure
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Patrolling guard enters.
Flag guard misses you.
>hb figure
Headbutt whom?  You can't see anyone by that name here. <-- more running then.

>w
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>nw
>n
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
The camp infirmary(s)
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>s
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>se
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
A tent(w)
 An anonymous figure
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
>tell obxidian shield guard
You tell Obxidian: shield guard
Someone dodges your attack with some skill.
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 An anonymous figure
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>i pack
Gold: 59      (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You dig around in your orc courier pack and find:
Your orc courier pack is almost empty.

 A flag
>i cloak
Gold: 60      (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You dig around in your bloodstained cloak and find:
Your bloodstained cloak is almost empty.

*A silver flask
 Ground pepper
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
You notice Obxidian sizing you up.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
You notice Obxidian sizing you up.
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you hit Obxidian very hard. <-- I'm sorry.
You cut into Flag guard, leaving a bloody gash.
Flag guard misses you.
>get flask from pack
>e
There is no flask in the pack to get.
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Dantre says: Type 'cost' to see how much I charge.
>open flask
There is no flask here to open.
>drink flask
There is no flask here.
>get flask from cloak
Ok.
>open flaks
There is no flaks here to open.

(I actually have aliases for this, and normally remember them, but at 
this point I'm too tired, cold, frustrated and sleepy)

Alexa tells you: black plate gauntlets is now on sale as lot 150, minimum
     bid 110 gold fresh
>open flask
You open a silver flask.
Fuiki tells you: dont enter
>drink flask
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
>drink flask
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
>close flask
You close a silver flask.
Obxidian tells you: uh why you fighting guard too?
Fuiki tells you: guard is almost dead
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
>tr figure todo headbutt figure
The next time you see 'figure', you will do: 'headbutt figure'.

(I suck BADLY. This wouldn't work, and I should know better, and usually do)

>g w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>do w,ne
Do: starting commands.
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
Do: Commands completed.
>e
The soldiers' area(w)
 An anonymous figure
 A trash can
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 Cardulok the quartermaster
Triggered!  doing: headbutt figure
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
>hb
You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of someone's nose.
>sa
Shape all what? <-- yeah, what?

>w
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
 An anonymous figure
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
Triggered!  doing: headbutt figure
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
>sah
Someone NEAR DEATH Someone NEAR DEATH Someone NEAR DEATH
Curr PERFECT Curr PERFECT Curr PERFECT
Patrolling guard AVERAGE Patrolling guard AVERAGE Patrolling guard AVERAGE
>hb
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
>tell obxidian figure ND
You tell Obxidian: figure ND
Triggered!  doing: headbutt figure
>e
Headbutt whom?  You can't see anyone by that name here.
The soldiers' area(w)
 Tahn the eorling Deathmaster
 A trash can
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 Cardulok the quartermaster
>hb
Headbutt whom?
>w
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
>sw
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Obxidian tells you: YES!
>e
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
le tahn
Tahn the eorling Deathmaster 
On for:  1h 19m 15s                       Gender: male
Age: 23d 22m 56s                          
Can be mailed: Tahn@CirithUngol
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard hits you.
>nw
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>n
The camp infirmary(s)
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Tahn tells you: died  <-- no, he didn't, but he did unfade
>s
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
le tahn
Tahn the eorling Deathmaster 
On for:  1h 19m 20s                       Gender: male
Age: 23d 23m 2s                           
Can be mailed: Tahn@CirithUngol
>se
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
Fuiki tells you: tahn here
Fuiki tells you: tahn here
>tell obxidian he died?  <-- no, you idiot.
You tell Obxidian: he died?
>g e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Dantre smiles at you.
Obxidian tells you: dunno
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
>ne
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
Fuiki leaves southwest.
The soldiers' area(w)
 Tahn the eorling Deathmaster
 A trash can
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
 Cardulok the quartermaster
Fuiki enters.
>sah
Obxidian tells you: nope
Fuiki AVERAGE Fuiki AVERAGE Fuiki AVERAGE
Curr GOOD Curr GOOD Curr GOOD
Tahn NEAR DEATH Tahn NEAR DEATH Tahn NEAR DEATH
Cardulok PERFECT Cardulok PERFECT Cardulok PERFECT
Tahn says: finish me  <-- I'm trying, but I suck, bear with me.
hb
Headbutt whom? <-- ha-ha.

Obxidian tells you: he's alive
>hb tahn
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Tahn!
Tahn misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
>sa
Tahn NEAR DEATH Tahn NEAR DEATH Tahn NEAR DEATH
>nod
Tahn misses you.
Tahn dodges your attack with some skill.
Tahn nods.
You nod.
i
Gold: 57      (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A silver flask (in hands).
 A stamped staying-permit.
*A crimson longsword (wielded).
*A studded leather baldric (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
*An emerald shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear.
*Rank insignia.
Tahn misses you.
You miss Tahn by mere inches.
Tahn leaves west.
Obxidian tells you: unless he somehwo got out
>w
Path to living quarters(e and sw)
>sw
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard scratches you.
>e
Fuiki tells you: want me to help?
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>w
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>nw
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>n
The camp infirmary(s)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 Tahn the eorling Deathmaster
 A wounded soldier [2]
 The camp nurse
 A lamp [lit] {above you}

(Obxidian is hunting Tahn on his trigger, but not attacking him)

Tahn misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
You notice Obxidian sizing you up.
>hb
You are too tired for such a stunt.
Tahn leaves south.
Obxidian leaves south.
>s
Path to the infirmary(n and se)
>se
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>e
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
A tent(w)
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 Tahn the eorling Deathmaster
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
Tahn nods.
Tahn leaves west.
Obxidian leaves west.

(here Obxidian attacked Tahn and mercifulled him; I come in not really
understanding what happened, for the first few seconds, and NOT thinking
"oh my God, I should turn my merciful off right now!")

>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A vial of vigour  <-- he was too full to drink it, that's why my hasty
running around paid off.

 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 Tahn the eorling Deathmaster [unconscious]
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
>'don't attack tahn
You say softly: don't attack tahn
>e
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you graze Obxidian.
You lunge forward, causing Flag guard to stumble backwards.
Flag guard misses you.
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A vial of vigour
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 Tahn the eorling Deathmaster [unconscious]
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
>w
Outskirts of camp(e)
 A long pole, offering support to the fence
>e
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 A vial of vigour
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 Tahn the eorling Deathmaster [unconscious]
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard hits you.
>k tahn
You attack Tahn.
Tahn regains consciousness.
Tahn misses you.
Tahn is cut into by you, leaving a bloody gash.
Flag guard misses you.
>k tahn
You decide to put Tahn out of his misery.
Tahn falls to the ground.
Feeling merciful towards your victim, you cease attacking, letting Tahn
     fall to the floor, unconscious.

(two mercifuls now. I'm sorry about this circus, Tahn)

Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you hit Obxidian.
Flag guard is knocked backwards by your sudden lunge forward.
Flag guard misses you.
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you hit Obxidian very hard.
Flag guard is cut into by you, leaving a bloody gash.
Flag guard misses you.
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you hit Obxidian hard. <-- sorry about these three too, I suck.
You lunge forward, causing Flag guard to stumble backwards.
Flag guard misses you.
>^ legend tahn
^ Curr: legend tahn  <-- no, not quite yet, I'm too slow and stupid to 
look around and notice what's going on, while typing the comm message 
vewwwy slowwwly with my freezing fingers.

Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you hit Obxidian.
You lunge forward, causing Flag guard to stumble backwards.
Flag guard misses you.
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you inflict massive damage to Obxidian.
You cut into Flag guard, leaving a bloody gash.

(I should be shot)

Flag guard misses you.
>k tahn
You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover!
Your attack fails.
merciful off
You are no longer being merciful in your attacks.
You will again inflict fatal wounds.
Tahn regains consciousness.
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you hit Obxidian hard.
You cut into Flag guard, leaving a bloody gash.
Flag guard misses you.

(No, hanged then shot)

>k tahn

Fuiki has a questioning look on his face. <-- damn right, this looks more like a freakshow than anything else.

You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover!
Your attack fails.
>k tahn
You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover!
Your attack fails.
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you hit Obxidian very hard.
You cut into Flag guard, leaving a bloody gash.
Flag guard misses you.
>k tahn
You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover!
Your attack fails.
>k tahn
You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover!
Your attack fails.
Fuiki says: eey
>k tahn
You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover!
Your attack fails.
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you hit Obxidian very hard.
You cut into Flag guard, leaving a bloody gash.
Flag guard misses you.

(no, torn apart by wild horses)

>k tahn
You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover!
Your attack fails.
>k tahn
You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover!
Your attack fails.
>e  <-- maybe I shouldn't hit my guildmate anymore; timely thinking!
A tent(w)
 A large table
 A Dunlending strategist looks over a map
 A lamp [lit] {above you}
>get flask from cloak
There is no flask in the cloak to get.
[ Beorning ] Kaizer: You killed Tahn?   <-- I wish. not quite yet.
>drink flask
Perhaps you should open it first.
>drink flask
Perhaps you should open it first.
>open flaks
There is no flaks here to open. <--- damn right.
>drink flask
Perhaps you should open it first.  
>open flask
You open a silver flask.
>drink flask
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
Dantre cries:  I don't know what went wrong, my plan was flawless!
 A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
>tr Tahn todo headbutt tahn
The next time you see 'Tahn', you will do: 'headbutt tahn'.

(more idiocy)

(while I was slowly mistyping and correcting all this, Obxidian turned
off his merciful and finally finished Tahn).

>w
Center of camp(n, w, e, ne, out and nw)
 Corpse of Tahn
 Obxidian Grimorvenge the edain says, "Aight, who wants some?"
 Fuiki GreyWolf the edain Warlord (Heroic)
 A Dunlending patrol walks around, securing the area
 An angry woken guard
 A flag pole
Triggered!  doing: headbutt tahn
You are too busy to make an attack!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Flag guard misses you.
The ghost of Tahn drifts in.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt tahn
>hb tahn
Your head passes through the ghost and you fall on your bum.
Your head passes through the ghost and you fall on your bum.
Obxidian shields Flag guard, and you inflict massive damage to Obxidian. <-- maybe the guild should have hitlisted me and not Tahn.

Flag guard is cut into by you, leaving a bloody gash.
Flag guard misses you.
[ Beorning ] Obxidian: Legend tahn
Tahn claps its hands enthusiastically. <-- Yeah. I sucked though.