Dorf Goes Fishing

Posted by
Dorf [legacy]
Uploaded
02 February 2005 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Ah, finally something logworthy! Enjoy, my friends, and laugh at my ineptitude.

Comments

  • Author
    Shae [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 23:29:38

    I liked it. It gave me a happy feeling in my stomach... *giggles like a school girl*

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 23:04:50

    Hah!

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 22:45:29

    Oh, I never read the log.

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 22:43:35

    Oh. I just thought that you wanted to get my log on the 'Most Commented' list because you liked it so much, Hirgail. *smirk.*

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 22:16:29

    You shouldn't be annoyed. You should just shut the fuck up for eternity. 100 comments. Now I to, will shut the fuck up.

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 21:31:21

    ...I'm assuming you were referring to someone else?

    I'm not breaking any rules here.

  • Author
    Vega [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 21:12:48

    I don't really care, I don't know who you are, but I'm only annoyed by how far Rhoads bends the rules for you as opposed to how it's done for me.

  • Author
    Dorf [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 20:53:09

    You're worried about that? I'd be more worried that he gave this log a 1. I mean... I'm fishing! That's just... so cool! ;)

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 20:12:12

    Why do you want me blocked so much Vega? Where did this hate come from? Frankly, I worry about you:(

  • Author
    Vhailor [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 20:06:25

    whine whine whine whine whine

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    Vega [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 20:01:04

    Has Hirgail been pushing it enough now, Rhoads?

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    Vhailor [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 19:56:22

    id rather be from australia than the uk, at least the aussies have good-looking women. and a good dental plan.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 18:02:42

    I didn't steal your baby, I fucking ate it. In the natural world that doesnt count as theft, i fucking had to. OK, Vega, seriously, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Ok. So, gah im so between drunk and hungober, it's like limbo only without yhe card games.

    Anyways, block Vega, because he's an ass packing little pussy with a dick the size of a toothpick and balls like tic tacs.Ok, I'm done.

    Also. Porphyria, hi. I;d rathr your comments about my dingoedeness were kept betwween you, myself and our vet.

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    Porphyria [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 14:42:05

    Hirgail has the animosity of a dingo. He's an angry, long-snouted individual with canine features and sandy sorta yellow fur.

    But now I've randomly decided that you're the one who stole my baby, Bakal, so Ima tryn fuck you up, old school, biatch! Which basically involves lots of whining and 'omg, Bakal is such a bastard!' kinda shit, I dunno, I don't really give a shit.

    And neither do you.

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    Finduilun [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 14:05:57

    I gotta sign in before i can block anyone though. :)

  • Author
    Terix [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 12:22:58

    Finduilun **BLOCK** is normal command at MSN, I've used it alot!

  • Author
    Finduilun [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 11:32:42

    Add me to your contacts....i cant get on my usual msn login..my boss is on my contact list and we aint supposed to use msn at work :P

    lee_wants_a_quick_death@hotmail.com

    and anyone else who wants to add me....but believe it or not, im not very talkative on msn :P

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    Betus [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 11:27:27

    Yes I will, bussiness ;-) turn on MSN :P

  • Author
    Finduilun [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 11:23:20

    You really going to Newcaslte Upon Tyne?

    I live there man!!!

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    Betus [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 10:44:53

    The Newcastle near Sunderland, Tyne & Wear? I don't understand all those location codes you stiff englishmen have! :P

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    Finduilun [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 10:14:51

    You going to Newcastle, Betus?

    Which Newcastle? Where?

  • Author
    Alkath [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 08:47:44

    Bakal.. you just said what Porphyria said!

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    Betus [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 08:18:22

    It's always the same Dorf, comments are better than logs!

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    Bakal [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 08:12:36

    No, I'm pretty sure a dingo stole your baby. That, or ate it.

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    Porphyria [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 08:05:55

    Hirgail is an angry spirit. Beware you hapless fools. You don't know what you're messing with.

    He stole my baby:(

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    04 February 2005 00:21:17

    Oh, the controversy.

    You all are nearly more entertaining than the log itself.

  • Author
    Kilth [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 23:26:01

    Betus and Kumar go Newcastle!

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    Vega [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 23:08:16

    Block this Hirgail clown, please.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 22:22:03

    I demand that he be subjected to the full extend of your wrath, Administrators. That was an uncalled for and disgusting remark, worst of all, directed at me.

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    Ronan [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 22:16:55

    Vega owns both of you two litle bitch ass niggers. :)

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 22:12:21

    And a motherfucking fag.

  • Author
    Alkath [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 21:58:02

    no but you are retarded :))))

  • Author
    Vega [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 21:13:07

    I'm not retired, Alkath.

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    Betus [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 20:32:57

    I play, not as much as I like but I play... too much work IRL, ah! I will be in Newcastle new week, is anyone from Newcastle here?

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 20:27:22

    But but..but..the fruit basket?:(

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 19:52:15

    You know Hirgail, This way you are really going to get blocked, don't push it :p

  • Author
    Pallasch [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 18:24:38

    Hey, so does Finduilun, he's got his latest alt as a pledge again! GASP!

  • Author
    Finduilun [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 17:13:56

    Betus still plays T2T, i think...

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    Betus [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 14:58:24

    Me retired? do you see me hibbed or something? uh?

    I'm more active than you think Alkath ;))

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 14:21:35

    I thought we agreed that you'd stop tossing me.

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    Alkath [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 14:17:58

    I wasn't talking about you, I'll throw you in anyhow! Three! Betus, Finduilun and Hirgail.

  • Author
    Hirgail [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 14:15:40

    So if I retired from being a golf cart repair man I couldn't comment about golf carts?? Rubbish.

  • Author
    Alkath [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 14:11:35

    The best part, is the two retired people discussing on a forum made BASED on the game they retired from :P

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 14:10:55

    The best thing about this log, aside from the log itself, is that democracy proved my point. Vega is both a fag and a motherfucker. So fuck you, you fucking fuckball.

  • Author
    Betus [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 14:02:45

    No! it's Britney Spears! ;-))

    (yeah, the Sun, I mean 'the nearest start to the Solar System', are you happy now? *heh*)

  • Author
    Finduilun [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 12:56:21

    Hmm...

    Betus, i think you will find that the nearest star to earth is called the Sun. :P

  • Author
    Betus [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 12:02:40

    Ahhh, maybe she is a woman!!

    Vega is a woman name (it ends with 'a', in Spanish that means femenine :P)

  • Author
    Porphyria [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 11:42:28

    No, he's homosexual because he sounds like a woman, moves like a woman and has sex with other men

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 11:34:36

    Because he was spanish Betus ;)

    Why the hell do you think people thought he was homosexual! Maybe it's because of his metrosexual behavior :P

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    Betus [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 10:25:41

    Vega is the star from wich we receive 'The Message' in Contact (book & film), it's also the nearest star to the Earth, a binary system (I can remember more but I'm lazy).

    Why do you thing Vega from the Street Fighter game is homosexual? uh?

  • Author
    Finduilun [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 10:20:19

    Suzanne Vega also :P

  • Author
    Sarys [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 09:27:42

    Vega is actually Vincent Vega. Dance, Vincent!

  • Author
    Kelesh [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 09:03:04

    Vega wasn't gay! I wanted to be like him!

  • Author
    Porphyria [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 08:59:24

    What, am I supposed to mention every Vega I know of? Does mentioning one mean I only know one!? Your logic is spurious at best.

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    Jerf [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 08:20:10

    I can honestly say ive never went fishing..........

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 07:48:47

    the extent of your memory can only find the name vega in the street fighter series? how old are you, 12?

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    Porphyria [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 06:41:38

    If memory serves, Vega is a homosexual Spanish cage-fighter with claws and a designer gimp-mask.

    Oh yeah and he's blonde.

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    Vhailor [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 01:54:28

    who is vega and why is he not drinking draino

  • Author
    Daywalker [legacy]
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    03 February 2005 01:37:09

    Great log, I like it very much :) Well done Dorf!!!

  • Author
    Deornoth [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 21:13:44

    rhoads you fag!

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 21:10:50

    Yep, things are unfair and exactally as you people say! Maybe you should be blocked too! Oh my! :P (I am joking of course you silly)

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    Deornoth [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 20:37:56

    This took you 10minutes to read? ;P

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 20:35:22

    i want 10 minutes of my life back.

  • Author
    Squibb [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 20:13:59

    Actually, I liked the log. Shows a side of the game most forget exists.

  • Author
    Etrius [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 19:31:45

    What they really mean is 'Well, we don't have time to moderate everyone. Only people we dislike!'. Tilion is the worst for that.

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    Etrius [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 19:30:39

    When you complain to a moderator about bias or failure to punish rule-breaking, you get some asinine response like 'Well, we don't have time to moderate everyone. Some things are bound to slip past us!'

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 19:18:45

    I know Vega, it's just not fair. Here, have a lollypop.

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 19:13:07

    I think I'm not whining about my warning, but about other people being able to do the exact same thing ++ and getting away with it without one, Rhoads.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 19:11:43

    Thank you Rhoads, the fruit basket is on it's way.

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 19:07:27

    Also Vega might not have noticed that almost no one moderates anything anymore except on extreme cases, and hell, that warning for you has over an year for ffs :P

    I am not even going to touch that subject.

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 18:44:45

    Thank you for your input on that, Hirgail.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 18:18:11

    It's exactly that kind of attitude towards the administrators that got you that warning in the first place. They do a fine job. A fine thankless job. God bless them, each and everyone of them.

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:37:27

    Oh, but there was excitement.

    'Will he catch his fish?'

    Read on and find out!

    ;)

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:34:53

    Ok, I guess it's nothing new that the admins here aren't exactly any fairer than the ones on the mud when it comes to handing out punishment.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:33:45

    Obviously the administration agree with me. Fag.

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:33:32

    The log lacked excitement.

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:32:19

    *smirk.*

    There's actually an entire extra joke just in the title of this log. You really think it was worth a 1, Vega? Ah, well, you can't please them all.

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:32:07

    29. Nov, 2003Warning issued [from Administration]

    You have been warned for the following: Flaming

    More information:

    On log 6041:

    Date: 28. Nov, 2003, 21:16:18 By: Vega

    and darkterror's a fag too

    Shouldn't you get a warning for calling me a motherfucker?

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:30:06

    No reason.

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:26:05

    And what's with the flaming?

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:25:47

    Shut up.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 17:08:23

    It's better than the fucking log Vasa posted! You motherfucker!

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 16:41:41

    I don't really see how this particular log is the best ever when it comes to showing that this game is not all about powerplaying and pk'ing. Dorf fishing really doesn't make any impact on the game at all.

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    Alkath [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 16:37:22

    Yeah, Darrick is correct, at least on the latests logs (except maybe Kilik and Strife), you drank your phial and flask at Pest? eh, lucky Pest was either idle/not thinking in the beginning, and 5manning Hart? the guy is a newbie.

    Good log, Dorf!

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    Memic [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 16:28:37

    I loved it, it shows that this game contains so much more then just powerplaying and pk's... some time away from the worries out on a fishing with a friend. :)

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    Vega [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 15:57:21

    It was obviously just a fucking typo, why bother making a comment to point it out

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    Finduilun [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 11:57:46

    Sweat, Shah?

    Sweat?

    Don't you mean sweet?

  • Author
    Ardnas [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 11:01:56

    *smile* Very nice!

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    Shah [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 10:31:59

    Fresh, tasty juicy fish. yeess precious. sweat it is. Cold and nice it is.

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    Serag [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 10:11:36

    I went ice fishing once and I fell through the ice and almost died. Fishing sucks.

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    Betus [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 08:24:48

    I liked it, thanks for the log!

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    Darrick [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 08:11:44

    Fishing log > Bulgarian PK logs.

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    Kilth [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 08:01:04

    Ok I read it completely now. It's nice! .. but not great. I'm changing my ratig.

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    Porphyria [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 07:58:35

    I'm stoned and I didn't find that funny. I just don't get it, maybe I missed something but as far as I can see you just... didn't catch any fish... then did, while Keavie... caught fish. Kinda like a Chevy Chase movie actually...

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    Vhailor [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 07:31:32

    WOO!

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 07:28:10

    'I don't care what they say about us anyway. I don't care 'bout that.'

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    Vhailor [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 07:09:32

    oohh eee oohh, I look just like buddy holly. oh, oh, and you're mary tyler moore.

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    Vhailor [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 07:09:09

    ...minus the music and stuff.

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    Vhailor [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 07:09:00

    reminds me of weezer's 'gone fishin''.

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    Kilth [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 06:51:57

    SUPErb! I only scimmed through it, but I proimse I will read it in detail later.

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    Memic [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 06:50:27

    Very amusing.

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    Pallasch [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 06:32:01

    It brought a tear to my eye.

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    Darrick [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 06:27:37

    At least it doesn't contain ^Dorf: legend fish.

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    02 February 2005 06:21:35

    As Crusaderr pointed out to me on the comm, this log really needs some more alcohol consumption to be good. As a dwarf, I am a little ashamed... but at least I caught one of those damn fish!