Dorf Goes Fishing

Posted by
Dorf [legacy]
Uploaded
02 February 2005 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Ah, finally something logworthy! Enjoy, my friends, and laugh at my ineptitude.


 Keavie scouts over the water.

You are carrying the following on your person:
 A baited fishing pole (in hands).
 A metal pail (in hands).
 
Keavie says: lets try here.

l pole
    This is a simple fishing pole constructed with a slim,
flexible branch with a string wound about a knob at one end
and a hook dangling from the other. 

If you find something that looks as if it were good bait, you
can 'bait hook'.  If you were in a place you could fish, you 
could 'fling line' and if you got lucky enough to get a tug, 
you could 'hook fish' and 'haul in line'.

HP:230 EP:230 -  l pail

    This is a metal pail, designed for carrying bait or other small, 
wet items. There is a small handle for carrying it and rust marks 
along the bottom.
It contains:
  A wiggly earthworm
  A wiggly earthworm
  A wiggly earthworm
  A wiggly earthworm
  A wiggly earthworm
  A wiggly earthworm


You say, "Ok!".
  
Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

You take a second to make sure the bait is still properly
attached to the hook, then cast the line in a sweeping arc
above your head, letting the baited hook land in the water
with a loud *PLOP*.

You whistle an idle tune.

You say with a brogue: A pity we didn't bring cooking gear.

Keavie agrees wholeheartedly.

You wait patiently.
 
You feel a tug on your line.

hook fish
You pull back on your line, but there is no resistance.

hook fish

You pull back on your line, but there is no resistance.

You snap your fingers.

You grin.

Keavie pulls in a net full of fish!

You mutter to yourself.

l

    You are boating in a small fishing boat.
About you, you see:
    To the east of Thranduil's Caverns, and to the
South of Dale and Erebor, lies the calm waters of
the Long Lake. Once home to Esgaroth, the city on
the water, Laketown was burned by the dragon Smaug
before the Battle of Five Armies. Later rebuilt by
the Lake-People, the waters of the Long Lake are filled
with the abandoned piers from the cities past.
Long Lake is all around.
The great Erebor is north.
Black clouds torment the sky, as a drizzle begins.
    There is water to the south, laketown and southwest.
    The only obvious exits are east and west.
 A seagull lands upon the pier
 A rotting pier
Inside the boat, you see:
 Keavie Meloiale the silvan Bril Ramar

Keavie gets three long slender fish and two large slimy fish from a
     fishing net into a Dol Amroth pack.

Keavie pats you on the back.

Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

You grump about.

fling line

You already flung your line!

You say with a brogue: I think you're going to win.

You wink roguishly.

Keavie winks.

Keavie says: my brother Rikimaru and I used to fish all the
     time

Keavie pulls in a net with only two fish in it.
Keavie gets a long slender fish and a small silver fish from a fishing
     net into a Dol Amroth pack.

You chuckle.
 
Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

Keavie smiles.
The clouds begin to break apart and the sky shows through.

You say with a brogue: I'm hardly getting any tugs.
 
Keavie says: I hate fishing poles

You emote: Dorf sucks at fishing.

Keavie says in Sindarin: naw

You grin.

You whistle another idle tune.
  
Keavie dances to a tune only she can hear.


You say with a brogue: Geez! Don't rock the boat!

Keavie says: oops

Keavie stands very still

You mutter to yourself.

You say with a brogue: I'm not very patient.

Keavie says in Sindarin: you are a dwarf

Keavie winks.
 
Keavie pulls in a net full of fish!

You swear.
  
Keavie gets a long slender fish, a large slimy fish and three small
     silver fish from a fishing net into a Dol Amroth pack.

Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

hook fish
You pull back on your line, but there is no resistance.

You go off and sulk in a corner.
 
Keavie hugs you.

Keavie says: did you lose the bait?

You hmm.

You swear.

bait hook

You don't have any bait!
 
Keavie pats you on the back.

get worm from pail
Your hands are full!
Failed.

drop pail

Ok.

get worm from pail

Ok.

bait hook

You can't reach the hook when its in the water.
 
Keavie pulls in an empty fishing net.

haul in line

You'll need a free hand to haul in the line!

Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

drop worm

Ok.

haul in line

You haul in your luckless line.
Gee, your bait is gone.

You swear again.

get worm

Ok.

bait hook

You carefully attach the bait to the hook of the fishing pole.

fling line

You take a second to make sure the bait is still properly
attached to the hook, then cast the line in a sweeping arc
above your head, letting the baited hook land in the water
with a loud *PLOP*.
  
Keavie looks at a partially submerged fishing net.
Keavie says in Sindarin: want to try my net?

You scowl fiercely at Keavie.
 
Keavie pulls in an empty fishing net.

Keavie chuckles.

You say with a brogue: I'm fine, thanks.
 
Keavie grins.

Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

You mumble something about elvish twits.
 
You feel a tug on your line.

Keavie tries to hide a smirk.

hook fish
You pull back on your line, but there is no resistance.

haul in line

You haul in your luckless line.
Gee, your bait is gone.

get worm from pail

Ok.

bait hook

You carefully attach the bait to the hook of the fishing pole.

fling line

You take a second to make sure the bait is still properly
attached to the hook, then cast the line in a sweeping arc
above your head, letting the baited hook land in the water
with a loud *PLOP*.
 
The wind picks up as dark clouds block out the sky. A raindrop hits you. 

Keavie pulls in a net full of fish!
Keavie gets a long slender fish, three large slimy fish and a small
     silver fish from a fishing net into a Dol Amroth pack.

Keavie whistles innocently.

Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

You say with a brogue: I need to get at least one.

You feel a tug on your line.

hook fish
You pull back on your line, but there is no resistance.
 
Keavie says: oo

Keavie goes, "Aww!".

You say with a brogue: What the heck?!

You say with a brogue: Does it need to be instantaneous? Or do I need to wait?

haul in line

You haul in your luckless line.
Gee, your bait is gone.
 
Keavie hmms.

get worm from pail
Ok.
 
Keavie says: think u did it right

Keavie pulls in a net full of fish!

bait hook

You carefully attach the bait to the hook of the fishing pole.
  
Keavie gets three large slimy fish and two small silver fish from a
     fishing net into a Dol Amroth pack.

fling line
You take a second to make sure the bait is still properly
attached to the hook, then cast the line in a sweeping arc
above your head, letting the baited hook land in the water
with a loud *PLOP*.
 
Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

You feel a tug on your line.

hook fish
You pull back on your line, but there is no resistance.

You swear loudly for a long time.

Keavie says: aw

haul in line
You haul in your luckless line.
Gee, your bait is gone.

get worm from pail

Ok.
 
Keavie pulls in a net full of fish!
hook bait
 
Keavie gets four large slimy fish and a small silver fish from a fishing
     net into a Dol Amroth pack.

Keavie tosses a net overboard, being sure to hold onto the two
ends so she doesn't lose it.

bait hook
You carefully attach the bait to the hook of the fishing pole.

fling line

You take a second to make sure the bait is still properly
attached to the hook, then cast the line in a sweeping arc
above your head, letting the baited hook land in the water
with a loud *PLOP*.

Keavie says: is that good bait?

You mutter to yourself.

You feel a tug on your line.

hook fish
You jerk back on your pole firmly and hook something!
 
Keavie goes "Woo!".

haul in line
You haul in your line. You caught a large slimy fish!
You grab the fish off the hook.

Keavie cheers wildly.

You dance a happy little jig.
 
Keavie gives you a big HIGH FIVE!!

You say with a brogue: About bloody time!

Keavie chuckles.

You say with a brogue: And Dorf went fishing.

You wink roguishly.

Keavie goes "Woo!".