Not a lot of people were on when the post-event reboot happened; here are the custom messages for those of you who missed it.
Aule cackles: The end of the world is nigh. Prepare to meet thy DOOM!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...
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A cry is heard from the Event fairgrounds.
The Event has run out of BEER!
Hordes of event partygoers rush to consume their final mugs.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes...
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Bolts of lasers bounce off the walls, the bots close in.
The power generators fail, and the bots fall lifeless.
Drogian trips while trying to scalp the broken robots.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes...
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The Uruk-hai put down the idiot boxes, Sauron seems miffed.
Drunken olog-hai take up arms, having gotten the gist.
Sauron's servants are wasted - the Hangover begins.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes...
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Ainur-addicted-to-dice scream out above the noise;
Pretty Good and Somewhat Evil no longer rejoice together.
Uruk-hai set out to clean Turseg of all the color.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes...
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The last brawl ends as Trempk flies through the tavern window.
Winia appears in the doorway and lays down her dented serving tray.
Out of ale, as well as chairs, the Prancing Pony moves back to Bree.
Aule tells you: my portals appear only in the wilderness...
Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes...
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The foundations of guilds begin to shake, evacuation of the halls commences.
Scatha rides in on his crane with a giant wrecking ball.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes...
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Just kidding. Not for another 8 minutes.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes...
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Melian plays Toss the Hobbit(tm) and throws a hobbit at you!
Carcharoth calmly rips the Hobbit's head off. End of Hobbit.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes...
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You can sense that the black clouds over the field are lessening slightly.
Roika finds herself glued to the dunk tank seat.
Hoarmurath staggers back to Valinor, his face full of lipstick marks.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes...
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Carforgoth burninates himself. Shelob has a nice meal.
Carcharoth thinks about chewing off Killem's other leg. Tasty snack.
Aule sends forth a portal to aid you!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes...
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Shelob chokes and dies on one of Carforgoth's bones.
Elizabeth Cameron finally febuddles Tevildo.
Try again next year.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes...
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Dalamar screams the warcry of the drunk: "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer"
Carcharoth eats an Event-goer that tries to wrangle him.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes...
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Another attraction never made it to The Event.
Beleg takes a self-inflicted headshot from his paintball gun.
Ten points!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes...
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The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above!
Many Ardans look downward. Some are smarter and look skyward.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 1 minute...
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A bright warm light shines from above as the voice of Eru sings:
"Behold the Event, and what you have wrought,
For with every Party, there is a Hangover,
and with every Hangover a Party!"
MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately.
See you again soon!