Zelindo was getting a bit frisky, so I decided to blow him. His mind that is.
Good thing I'm pathologically paranoid, because I WAS NOT IN ON THIS:(

Zelindo says in Westron: I'll rent then.
Zelindo has invited you to his room in Combe.
  To accept this invitation, go to the inn in Combe
  and 'visit zelindo'.
thumb
Envinyatar leaves northwest.
You give a thumbs-up.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) visit zelindo

You visit Zelindo.
A rented room at the Leaping Stallion(d)
 A trash can
 A large wooden bed
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo appears from the shadows.
alias x do d, u
Alias: x (do d, u) added.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo says, "Ok!".
twiddle zelindo
You twiddle Zelindo's thumbs.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo says in Westron: So sex?
'absolutely
You say in Westron: absolutely
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'but be warned

You say in Westron: but be warned
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'you've been warned

You say in Westron: you've been warned
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo says in Westron: 'Of?
glare zelindo
You glare icily at Zelindo.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'just in general

You say in Westron: just in general
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo says in Westron: User Zelindo has no warnings on record.
Zelindo says in Westron: Have not
'no by me!
You say in Westron: no by me!
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo ohs interestedly.
Zelindo says, "Ok!".
Zelindo says in Westron: So
Zelindo says in Westron: Blowjob?
'alright
You say in Westron: alright
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) :gets down on her knees and pulls down your pants. A pair of rolled up socks falls on the ground.

You emote: Rianor gets down on her knees and pulls down your pants. A pair
     of rolled up socks falls on the ground.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'What's with the socks?

You say in Westron: What's with the socks?
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) prod

What?
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) prod zelindo

You prod Zelindo gently.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'Oh my god

You say in Westron: Oh my god
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) jab zelindo

You jab your finger into Zelindo's stomach.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'Oh no not again!!

You say in Westron: Oh no not again!!
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'It wasn't my fault...

You say in Westron: It wasn't my fault...
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'Obviously... his shirt has... suffocated him... yes

You say in Westron: Obviously... his shirt has... suffocated him... yes
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) shrug

You shrug.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo is back!
:pushes your dead body onto the bed.
You emote: Rianor pushes your dead body onto the bed.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) gasp extremely

You gasp extremely.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'Oh my god this has never happened before!!!

You say in Westron: Oh my god this has never happened before!!!
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo goes, "Aww!".
'They usually stay dead
You say in Westron: They usually stay dead
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) gringrin

You grin from ear to ear.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo grins in a cheeky manner.
'Oh well, take off your shirt
You say in Westron: Oh well, take off your shirt
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo takes off his shirt.
'Don't want you suffocating again
You say in Westron: Don't want you suffocating again
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) :straddles you and pulls on your nipples.

You emote: Rianor straddles you and pulls on your nipples.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo mmms.
Zelindo squeals.
Zelindo says in Westron: Not so hard
:does it harder.
You emote: Rianor does it harder.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo mmms.
Zelindo says in Westron: oh yeah.
Zelindo will be right back...
Zelindo leaves down.
Zelindo appears from the shadows.
Zelindo is back!
Zelindo says in Westron: Now where were we
Zelindo says in Westron: I want to make a porno out of this
:sticks her hand in her pants and then shoves two fingers into your mouth.
You emote: Rianor sticks her hand in her pants and then shoves two fingers
     into your mouth.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo mmms.
Zelindo says in Westron: tasty
Zelindo says in Westron: Oh
Zelindo says in Westron: Bend over baby
:pushes her fingers in deeper and deeper, ignoring your frantic flailing, pushing further in until your gag reflex causes you to vomit all over the place.
You emote: Rianor pushes her fingers in deeper and deeper, ignoring your
     frantic flailing, pushing further in until your gag reflex causes you
     to vomit all over the place.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) mmm

You mmm.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) ok

You say, "Ok!".
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo nods.
:bends over.
You emote: Rianor bends over.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo says in Westron: get on all fours
:gets on all fours and wiggles her ass at you, $HIR$SUPER SEXILY!!!!!!!!!
You emote: Rianor gets on all fours and wiggles her ass at you, SUPER
     SEXILY!!!!!!!!!
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo whispers to you: Do you know what the admiral is?
'The rear admiral?
You say in Westron: The rear admiral?
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo inserts his member into you, assfucking you.
Zelindo shakes his head.
Zelindo whispers to you: the admiral
'Oh my ass!
You say in Westron: Oh my ass!
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) :screams as you rupture her sphinchter, blood spurts out of her ass.

You emote: Rianor screams as you rupture her sphinchter, blood spurts out
     of her ass.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 'There, now we have lubrication

You say in Westron: There, now we have lubrication
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) smile

You smile.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo grabs you and runs you into a wall headfirst as he fucks you and
     knocks you unconscious, pulling his member out and shouting 'WOO WOO,
     ALL ABANDON SHIP!  WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!'

Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!
!!!WARNING!!!
wimpy off
focus dodge
focus defense
travelto resume quickly
You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
You start focusing on your dodge skill.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
You can't change your focus quite that fast!
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
No travelto route to resume.
((-HP:80 EP:80-)) 
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure bashes you with a magnificent full arched swing!!
x
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure MANGLES you with MULTIPLE BLOWS to the body!!
Do: starting commands.
((-HP:41 EP:80-)) 
The Leaping Stallion Inn(nw, u and bar)
 Otoron Sillyslacks the dunedain Enchanter (Heroic)
 Borwain, the owner of the inn
You hear a footstep nearby.
((-HP:41 EP:80-)) 
A rented room at the Leaping Stallion(d)
 A trash can
 A large wooden bed
((-HP:41 EP:80-)) 
Do: Commands completed.
((-HP:41 EP:80-)) tell zelindo :(:(

You tell Zelindo: :(:(
((-HP:42 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo tells you: omg wtf?
tell zelindo yeah:P
You tell Zelindo: yeah:P
((-HP:43 EP:80-)) 
Autosave.
wimpy on
Zelindo tells you: Man, you have no idea how funny that was though
l d
You feel like a wimp.
((-HP:44 EP:80-)) 
    This is Combe's infamous Leaping Stallion Inn. Here you can 'rent 
room' for only 5 gold pieces, and gain access to the beautifully
furnished upstairs room, in which you can 'sleep'. There is usually
someone here who you can ask about the inn and sleeping.
    The only obvious exits are northwest, up and bar.
 Borwain, the owner of the inn
((-HP:44 EP:80-)) 
Zelindo tells you: We were making a snuff film!
^ Otoron: Poor Zelindo.
^ Zelindo: Poor me.
tell zelindo bahahahahahaha
You tell Zelindo: bahahahahahaha
((-HP:45 EP:80-)) ^Poor Zelindo? What about me?!

^ Rianor: Poor Zelindo? What about me?!
((-HP:45 EP:75-)) 
^ Otoron: He was inches away from making a snuff film.
^I'm the one with the bleeding ass, covered in vomit and with a gaping wound in my back.
^ Rianor: I'm the one with the bleeding ass, covered in vomit and with a
     gaping wound in my back.