Lameass alignment system.
HP:210 EP:182> At the gate(ne, w, n, nw and e)(gate1) HP:210 EP:182> Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:182> score Miroth the dunlending Medicine Man (Demonic) You are somewhat drunk. HP: 210/210 END: 182/210 Exp: 460891 Avg. Stats: 95 Strength: 100 Agility: 90 Charisma: 90 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 90 Level 17 ranger, 3d 22h 35m 44s old. HP:210 EP:182> align me You are Demonic. HP:210 EP:182> knock on gate You raise your hand to knock on the gates when you hear an insane laugh and then a hard thunk. It sounds like the orcs behind the gate are laughing at you. Taking another look around, it appears that the Mordor gates are guarded MUCH better than they have been in the past. After considering this new predicament, you aren't sure if you really want to continue. Knocking again would surely send you into the grip of the ready and waiting army. HP:210 EP:182> knock on gate Using all your strength, you knock on the Black gate, praying for luck. Footsteps can be heard, coming to your direction...suddenly an iron door carved in the gate opens and from it you can feel a warm breath... You decide that it's too late to return and enter the gate...To the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. You are attacked by Troll! You are attacked by Troll! You are attacked by Squad! You are attacked by Squad! You are attacked by Squad! You are attacked by Squad! You are attacked by Orc captain! Inside the gate(n and s) A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard HP:210 EP:182> You inflict massive damage to Squad. Troll inflicts massive damage to you. Troll misses you. Squad hits you very hard. Squad misses you. Squad hits you very hard. Squad massacres you with incredible force! Orc captain massacres you with incredible force! s The orcs block your passage into the black lands. HP:123 EP:182> You miss Squad..........................-MISS- Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad inflicts massive damage to you. Orc captain hits you very hard. HP:96 EP:184> You miss Squad..........................-MISS- Troll hits you hard. Troll inflicts massive damage to you. Squad misses you. Squad hits you very hard. Squad misses you. Squad inflicts massive damage to you. Orc captain hits you very hard. HP:29 EP:184> You inflict massive damage to Squad. Troll hits you hard. Troll inflicts massive damage to you. Squad misses you. Squad hits you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. HP:-4 EP:184> You fall to the ground. You are bleeding to death. You are bleeding to death. You are bleeding to death. You are bleeding to death. You are bleeding to death. You are bleeding to death. You are bleeding to death. You are bleeding to death. You have died. say $HIC$You sunk my battleship$HIY$! You reluctantly release your grip on your sword. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. You say in Westron: You sunk my battleship! HP:0 EP:0> l You slip inside the huge black gate, and find yourself in the middle of a path that crosses the Morannon. Surrounded by grey and strong walls, the huge stone parapet is directly above you. This would be the perfect location for an ambush. The only obvious exits are north and south. Corpse of Miroth A huge troll A huge troll An orc squad An orc squad An orc squad An orc squad An orcish Captain of the Guard HP:0 EP:0> n At the gate(ne, w, n, nw and e)(gate1) An abandoned traveller's cemetery(w, n, e and s) A slender hawk-nosed assassin lurks in the shadows HP:0 EP:0> rest You lie in an empty grave hoping to rest in peace. You close your eyes and the world of the living goes dark. Suddenly you are awakened by thunder and a bright light. The light speaks to you: "I am Eru the One. Your mission is not complete." You awaken. You return from the dead. HP:200 EP:2> score Miroth the dunlending Guide (Villainous) HP: 200/200 END: 3/200 Exp: 307272 Avg. Stats: 93 Strength: 96 Agility: 90 Charisma: 88 Constitution: 98 Coordination: 99 Intelligence: 87 Level 16 ranger, 3d 22h 37m old.