I thought this was cute. And a little amusing.
HP:207 EP:27 A thick carpet of fallen leaves lies at the entrance to this ancient mineshaft. Light filters in dimly, enough to reveal a pile of rubble a few strides back blocking any further passage into the mine. The surviving wooden supports are straining to hold up the rock above you, and look about ready to collapse. Scattered across the floor are dozens of empty liquor bottles and in the corner lies an old wooden keg, now empty. A skinned rabbit is cooking on a spit over a small campfire, giving the stale, musty air a pleasant aroma. Nearby lies some recently cut firewood, stacked neatly up against a smooth rock wall. It looks as if someone has been living in this place for some time. The only obvious exit is path. A vagrant crouching in the corner Coin Mac Horny the hobbit Gangster (Heroic) Last on: 34m 8s ago. Gender: male Age: 13d 18h 1m 2s Can be mailed: Coin@Bywater Info: Destruction is the work of an afternoon,Creation, the work of a lifetime. HP:209 EP:102 legend coin Coin Mac Horny the hobbit Gangster (Heroic) Last on: 34m 11s ago. Gender: male Age: 13d 18h 1m 2s Can be mailed: Coin@Bywater Info: Destruction is the work of an afternoon,Creation, the work of a lifetime. HP:209 EP:102 legend coin Coin Mac Horny the hobbit Gangster (Heroic) Last on: 34m 20s ago. Gender: male Age: 13d 18h 1m 2s Can be mailed: Coin@Bywater Info: Destruction is the work of an afternoon,Creation, the work of a lifetime. HP:210 EP:103 legend coin Coin Mac Horny the hobbit Gangster (Heroic) On for: 1s Gender: male Age: 13d 18h 1m 4s Can be mailed: Coin@Bywater Info: Destruction is the work of an afternoon,Creation, the work of a lifetime. Triggered! doing: do raid,handcuff coin HP:210 EP:103 Do: starting commands. HP:210 EP:103 You inform the guild's guardian that there is a criminal in their midst. The guardian snorts at you, forcing you to rough them up a bit. The guard rushes into the guild with a bloody nose and returns with the criminal! Coin is dragged out by the guardian! HP:210 EP:53 You try to slap the cuffs on Coin. Coin spins around to a defensive position. A fight begins! HP:210 EP:18 Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:18 You shoot forth a lightning-fast arrow at Coin... The handcrafted arrow pierces Coin's leg, making it lifeless! You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string. Coin misses you. You draw back the bow, ready to shoot. You sear Coin's flesh with a handcrafted arrow. Coin misses you. grin You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string. Coin misses you. You grin. HP:210 EP:18 You draw back the bow, ready to shoot. You shoot forth a lightning-fast arrow at Coin... The handcrafted arrow pierces Coin's chest, making it lifeless! Coin misses you. wave Coin says in Westron: shit You wave. HP:210 EP:19 You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string. You draw back the bow, ready to shoot. Coin misses you. You launch a handcrafted arrow, striking Coin's arm. Coin hits you hard. You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string. Coin grazes you. tell pounder lol got him You draw back the bow, ready to shoot. Your handcrafted arrow devastates Coin with thunderous force. Coin jerks, struck by a jolt of pain. You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string. Coin misses you. You tell Pounder: lol got him HP:198 EP:19 You draw back the bow, ready to shoot. Coin misses you. l coin Coin says in Westron: damn you.. I love you Owyn. @@ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @ @ @ @Owyn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Coin has 1 arrow lodged in his body! Coin is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor with 2 wins and 6 losses. He is carrying: A small, curved horn. Rank insignia. A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Freyja'. HP:198 EP:19 You miss Coin with a handcrafted arrow...................................(MISS) You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string. Coin misses you. Coin hehs. pat coin You draw back the bow, ready to shoot. Your handcrafted arrow devastates Coin with thunderous force. Coin jerks, struck by a jolt of pain. Coin misses you. The criminal has been defeated, and is dragged off to jail. Coin fades into the shadows. You have been awarded 454 gold for this arrest. You may pick up your reward at any courthouse. You pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time. HP:210 EP:45 Coin tells you: well, i dont like it.. damn it i was going for making it through the whole wanted..