Most people said it was a load of crap, said it couldnt be done. Well here it is! The final moments of a massive fine being evaded, aswell as the only decent attempt to capture me. Winnetou also tried but did such a halfassed job it wasnt worth posting. Couldnt have done it without Pounder and Monet and the guys from DH. Enjoy, dont ever attack someone 40 times in bree!
So, the saga begins, i was wanted, though many of you may not have even noticed. It was to the tune of 200k. To set the scene, Braelmath said something of poor taste to a friend of mine, so i decided to grab whip and beat him round a little. Now obviously i wasnt serious, if i was i'd have grabbed storm bow and really nailed him. However he reported me once so i thought, meh fuck it, and i kept attacking him, about 45 reports later I asked him to stop being an idiot and to remove the reports. In any case, he refused to, so i decided, well, whats a few weeks in BD just to upset him. The west door swings open. Triggered! doing: kill cadel <-Figured he was trying to steal my healing Cadel enters. Cadel closes the west door. In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime! You attack Cadel. HP:210 EP:121 Cadel tries to wrestle you to the ground and slap handcuffs on you. Luckily, you manage to escape and begin to defend yourself! A fight begins! Cadel sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You hit Cadel hard. Cadel cracks your head with the flat of the blade! You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) ^ Sparhawk: petition fot it? Cadel misses you. You hit Cadel. You notice Cadel sizing you up. Cadel pierces your chest, spilling tides of blood! You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) That person does not exist. HP:168 EP:121 tell pounder come!!! Cadel sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) ^ Sparhawk: damn spelling You notice Cadel sizing you up. Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) Cadel sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You hit Cadel. You tell Pounder: come!!! HP:133 EP:122 Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) do drink phial,drop empty phial Cadel says in Westron: hey demandred Do: starting commands. HP:133 EP:122 You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! HP:133 EP:122 Ok. HP:133 EP:122 Do: Commands completed. Cadel sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) HP:210 EP:210 Cadel says in Westron: just have to die Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) HP:210 EP:210 Cadel says in Westron: try Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) HP:210 EP:210 Cadel misses you. You graze Cadel. HP:210 EP:210 ^ Crusaderr: i'll hire Boffo to write the petition for me he likes to do that sort of thing Cadel says in Westron: ok Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) HP:210 EP:210 Cadel says in Westron: will get owned Cadel misses you. You hit Cadel very hard. HP:210 EP:210 Cadel shrugs. Cadel misses you. You hit Cadel hard. HP:210 EP:210 tell pounder all east,w,nw,e Cadel sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) HP:193 EP:210 The effects wear off. Cadel says in Westron: I'll have to screw it then ;) Cadel sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) Cadel cracks your head with the flat of the blade! You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) Cadel looks at you. Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) shape Alexa tells you: a pair of mail pants is now on sale as lot 448, minimum bid 200 gold exc, unall Cadel brutally plunges the blade into you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) A cry of hope can be heard all the way from Minas Tirith! Aragorn comes borne upon a wind from the Sea, and the forces of Mordor know that their doom is at hand. Cadel is in good shape. HP:161 EP:210 Cadel says in Westron: so having a phial and a flask Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) Cadel says in Westron: is quite gay You notice Cadel sizing you up. Cadel sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) HP:149 EP:210 Cadel misses you. You hit Cadel hard. HP:149 EP:210 The west door swings open. Pounder enters. Pounder closes the west door. tell pounder top Cadel misses you. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) You attack Cadel. HP:149 EP:210 You tell Pounder: top HP:149 EP:210 Cadel nods at Pounder. Pounder attacks Cadel. Pounder misses Cadel. Cadel staggers and grazes Pounder, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut. You miss Cadel...................................(MISS) Pounder opens the west door. Pounder leaves west. The west door swings shut. You attack Cadel. Cadel sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You hit Cadel hard. drink flask The west door swings open. Someone closes the west door. HP:132 EP:210 The miruvor is cool and sweet. HP:132 EP:210 Someone says in Westron: yeah, leaving soon Someone misses Pounder. You miss someone...................................(MISS) HP:132 EP:210 Someone pummels Cadel with multiple blows from the whip! Someone cackles evilly as he burns Cadel painfully. Someone misses Pounder. You miss someone...................................(MISS) HP:134 EP:210 Someone says in Westron: as soon as i can Someone looks at a pair of sheriff's handcuffs. Someone pummels Cadel with multiple blows from the whip! Someone misses Pounder. You miss someone...................................(MISS) HP:134 EP:210 Someone taps his foot cuffs. Alexa tells you: a sapphire sword is now on sale as lot 449, minimum bid 200 gold fresh Someone opens the west door. Someone hits Cadel with a horrid crack. You miss someone...................................(MISS) A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. HP:174 EP:210 Someone hits Cadel with a horrid crack. You miss someone...................................(MISS) Pounder tells you: quit Someone hits Cadel striking and immolating with multiple tails! Someone misses Pounder. You hit someone hard. Someone sends tails flying at Cadel, but they miss their mark. Someone misses Cadel. Someone sinks the blade into Pounder with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You graze someone. HP:174 EP:210 Someone pummels Cadel with multiple blows from the whip! Someone misses Pounder. The deputy's handcuffs snap into pieces, and you are free to escape! I logged off a few rooms away from this, Cadel died to Pounder. Here's the final hour or so to go. Connected to host towers.angband.com _____ _____ __| |___| | ^^ . . . | _/ \ . . ^ . | |_| |_| | | / \ /\ . ^^^ \ / / _/ \_ . /^^| /~~~\_ | | / / \_ /^^^^\__ . /~ ^^^ \ | |_| | / _/ \ |~ _ \ _/ \_ | | / / \/ /_\ \ /~ \| | | __/ _/ _/ _-\ \/ | | __ __ | _/ / / \ / | | | | | | | / The / / \/ __/ | | | | |/ Two / _/ | | | | | Towers _/ / | | | | | __/ ==| |__| |__| | _/ ===__| | _/ ===== / | / ====== = _/ | ___/ ==== == == / | __/ ===== / The Two Towers is running the TMI-2 1.1.1 mudlib on MudOS v22pre8 Please enter the name 'new' if you are new to The Two Towers. Your name? Demandred Password: You have 4 new pieces of mail! News in Arda! 4 messages, type "news" to read. There are 111 new petitions to read! You are wanted! Beware! Last logon: Thu Nov 4 06:40:06 2004 from Kozlodoev's Bathroom (Someone better open a window) A guardpost(n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A campfire (burning) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) A tall Uruk-hai guard [2] HP:210 EP:209 Monet says in Westron: but I just did what he told me to ^ Galuf: he's made it 23h already? bounce You bounce around. HP:210 EP:209 ^ Monet: mmm hmm Rasputin says in Westron: 15 minutes my ass :P Pounder removes a magnificent plate suit (lower). Pounder drops a magnificent plate suit (lower). Pounder removes a magnificent plate suit (upper). Pounder drops a magnificent plate suit (upper). Ehtyar takes the storm longbow from an Orc courier pack. wear all fro mground Pounder drops 44 mallorn arrows from a leather archer's quiver. No all fro mground here! HP:210 EP:210 Rasputin says in Westron: i'd say around 22 hours left :P wear all from ground ^ Galuf: dude, let him go. That's goddam good enough :) upper plate suit : You wear a magnificent plate suit (upper). lower plate suit : You wear a magnificent plate suit (lower). HP:210 EP:210 get bow You can't take the bow. HP:210 EP:210 Pounder gives you a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion. get all arrow into quiver a mallorn arrow : Ok. 40 arrows later :) HP:210 EP:210 ^ Spiderman: how did he do it Ehtyar gives you the storm longbow. wield bow You hear the sound of muffled thunder somewhere outside. You wield your storm longbow. HP:210 EP:210 mn b You prepare to nock two arrows at once. HP:210 EP:190 mn Do: starting commands. HP:210 EP:190 You already wield it! HP:210 EP:190 Your hands are full! You nock a mallorn arrow to your bow string. You nock a mallorn arrow onto your bow string as well. HP:210 EP:190 You draw back the bow, ready to shoot. HP:210 EP:190 Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:190 You prepare to nock two arrows at once. HP:210 EP:170 ^ Rathmar: Sigh. Pounder chats with his party. Pounder chats with his party. ^ Crusaderr: if you hide in Barad Dur it is very hard to get you ^ Crusaderr: that's how 'lets start the comming Monet says in Westron: pounder people need to actually come after him :p wanted You say in Westron: lets start the comming HP:210 EP:171 You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are wanted for another 9 minutes and 27 seconds. HP:210 EP:171 Pounder chats with his party. ^ Galuf: unless you're yun :) Pounder chats with his party. ^You are wanted for another 14 minutes and 27 seconds. ^ Demandred: You are wanted for another 14 minutes and 27 seconds. HP:210 EP:166 Pounder :))) Pounder whips his luinglin from his baldric like a weaponsmaster!! Pounder wields a mithril longsword. Citadel tells you: how much fines did ya have Pounder removes a mithril longsword. Pounder gives Rasputin a mithril longsword. Rasputin wields his luinglin. Rasputin looks at Pounder. As Monet wields the shadow sword, it is enveloped in black lightning! Monet wields her shadow sword like a weaponsmaster!! Pounder drops a bottle of wine from a large harvester's pack. ^ Athin: Were the fines worth the trouble, I hope? :P Pounder opens a bottle of wine. ^ Galuf: how much fine? Pounder drinks an entire bottle of wine. ^my fines are around 203,000 gold ^ Demandred: my fines are around 203,000 gold HP:210 EP:162 Pounder begins shielding you. Ryker tells you: for what? Pounder nods. ^ Monet: I thought they were 209? Rasputin chats with his party. Pounder chats with his party. ^I forget ^ Demandred: I forget HP:210 EP:158 Balzamon tells you: i got all kinds of respect for you. I think most people hate you, but i dont mind saying you killed me. Id rather be killed by somebody decent then some joe. :P Monet smirks in amusement. Rasputin forms a new party. Pounder says in Westron: invite me and rasputin Pounder shakes his head. Rasputin invited Pounder to join his party. Ehtyar invited Pounder to join his party. Ehtyar invited Rasputin to join his party. Pounder joins Ehtyar's party. Rasputin joins Ehtyar's party. Pounder chats with his party. Balzamon is my hero :) I <3 U! HP:210 EP:160 Ehtyar invited you to join his party. Pounder says in Westron: demandred JOIN! ^So..have i wet anyone's pants yet? ^ Demandred: So..have i wet anyone's pants yet? HP:210 EP:156 party join ehtyar You join Ehtyar's party. HP:210 EP:156 Pounder grins. Pounder looks at you. Rasputin looks at Pounder. Party say from Pounder: hb :) ^The reward should be upward of 50k Pounder grins. ^ Demandred: The reward should be upward of 50k HP:210 EP:152 ^ Spiderman: has anyone done this before Rasputin says in Westron: hehe 'i will You say in Westron: i will HP:210 EP:152 grin Party say from Pounder: yeah no shit:P You grin. HP:210 EP:152 Party say from Pounder: pussy:P Pounder falls down laughing. Monet falls down laughing. Party say from Pounder: hahahaha:) Party say from Pounder: 7m :) grin You grin. HP:210 EP:153 wanted You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are wanted for another 7 minutes and 27 seconds. HP:210 EP:153 party say $GRN$ You are wanted for another 7 minutes and 27 seconds. You say to your party: You are wanted for another 7 minutes and 27 seconds. HP:210 EP:153 Party say from Pounder: ask athin if anyone has starting going to mordor? Rasputin says in Westron: sarita? ^You are wanted for another 12 minutes and 27 seconds. Party say from Pounder: his roommate;) ^ Demandred: You are wanted for another 12 minutes and 27 seconds. HP:210 EP:149 Rasputin says in Westron: describe the perky titties Pounder falls down laughing. Pounder looks at Monet. 'she's got big ones actually You say in Westron: she's got big ones actually HP:210 EP:150 Pounder gets a walking staff from a large harvester's pack. Pounder drops a walking staff. Rasputin says in Westron: sweet :P Pounder drops an empty bottle. Rasputin says in Westron: firm? :P Rasputin is a breasts man. Moving spam removed, we're on our way down the tower. When i start getting alot of lawsys messages. A large entry hall(n, out, e and ne) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An empty bottle A troll warrior [2] An easterling sorcerer An orc officer [3] Troll warrior watches with surprising intelligence. ^ Citadel: i wonder if his guildmates have thought about handcuffin him Party say from Pounder: ready? Party say from Pounder: how much time? Monet nods. nod You nod. HP:210 EP:85 wanted You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are wanted for another 1 minutes and 31 seconds. HP:210 EP:85 Orc officer glares around suspiciously. Party say from Pounder: how much time? ^You are wanted for another 1 minutes and 31 seconds. Orc officer glares around suspiciously. ^ Demandred: You are wanted for another 1 minutes and 31 seconds. HP:210 EP:81 Pounder leaves out. You follow your leader out. The gate swings open as you approach. Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(w, e, enter and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An orc runner Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. At the foot of the Dark Tower(w, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An elite orc guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. At the foot of the Dark Tower(w, e, s and nw) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Elite easterling guard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Elite easterling guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An elite orc guard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A large easterling bodyguard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A large easterling bodyguard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Elite easterling guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An elite orc guard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A large easterling bodyguard Pounder leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves north. Ehtyar leaves north. Monet leaves north. Rasputin leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves north. Ehtyar leaves north. Monet leaves north. Rasputin leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves north. Ehtyar leaves north. Monet leaves north. Rasputin leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves north. Ehtyar leaves north. Monet leaves north. Rasputin leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves north. You follow your leader north. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. ^ Kaelic: Caber would just pay for his relevel. :P Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A vast and dismal courtyard(n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A burly orc guard ^ Chord: run as fast as you can You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Pounder leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves south. Ehtyar leaves south. Monet leaves south. Rasputin leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A burly orc guard Pounder leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves south. Ehtyar leaves south. Monet leaves south. Rasputin leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A burly orc guard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves south. Ehtyar leaves south. Monet leaves south. Rasputin leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves south. Ehtyar leaves south. Monet leaves south. Rasputin leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves south. You follow your leader south. A vast and dismal courtyard(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves south. Ehtyar leaves south. Monet leaves south. Rasputin leaves south. You follow your leader south. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A mean looking easterling guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. A gate through the wall(w and e) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An elite orc guard [4] Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Elite easterling guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An elite orc guard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Elite easterling guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Elite easterling guard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A mean-looking orc guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An elite orc guard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Elite easterling guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Elite easterling guard Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A mean looking easterling guard Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. Rasputin leaves west. You follow your leader west. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An empty cup ^ Chord: and make it to your guild You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Pounder leaves south. You follow your leader south. At the bottom of a rocky hill(n and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves south. Ehtyar leaves south. Monet leaves south. Rasputin leaves south. You follow your leader south. Trail(n and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A lone orc guard Pounder leaves north. You follow your leader north. At the bottom of a rocky hill(n and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves north. Ehtyar leaves north. Monet leaves north. Rasputin leaves north. You follow your leader north. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An empty cup Pounder leaves north. You follow your leader north. Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves northwest. Ehtyar leaves northwest. Monet leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. Orc path(w, n, se, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves north. You follow your leader north. Orc path(w, n, e, s and nw) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves northwest. Ehtyar leaves northwest. Monet leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. Orc path(w, n, se, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, n, e, s and nw) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves northwest. Ehtyar leaves northwest. Monet leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. Orc path(w, n, se, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, n, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, n, e and s) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, sw, e and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder leaves west. Ehtyar leaves west. Monet leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(w, e, s and nw) Rasputin the dunlending Master Thief (Demonic) Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Questionably Sane) Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pounder leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Isenmouthe(w, n, se, sw and s) Pounder the dunedain Knight (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Rasputin enters. Monet enters. Ehtyar enters. Pounder grins. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. party say $GRN$ omg You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You say to your party: omg HP:210 EP:82 Rasputin becomes the new leader of your party. ^ Monet: his guild can get raided Pounder falls down laughing. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. party say $GRN$ i'm being spammed You say to your party: i'm being spammed HP:210 EP:82 Party say from Pounder: done?:) You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You hear a deafening explosion followed by bright light from Mt. Doom. Party say from Pounder: who?:) Party say from Monet: are you? party say $GRN$ i'll show you the log You say to your party: i'll show you the log HP:210 EP:83 Monet nods. Party say from Monet: yes please :) ^ Chord: i know Party say from Pounder: yeah no shit:P ^ Chord: but he can't be killed now 'check chats ^ Chord: he has like 30s left You say in Westron: check chats HP:210 EP:84 lol You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Party say from Rasputin: since we're all together wanted You laugh out loud. HP:210 EP:84 Pounder falls down laughing. ^ Monet: geez no one is even in mordor You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are wanted for another 29 seconds. HP:210 EP:84 You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Party say from Rasputin: i say we bang boffo You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. ^You are wanted for another 29 seconds. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. ^ Crusaderr: that's cause no one cares ^ Demandred: You are wanted for another 29 seconds. HP:210 EP:80 You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Party say from Pounder: i can't :) You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. The light from Monet's staff begins to flicker. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. ^You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. ^ Demandred: You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. HP:210 EP:75 You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. ^ Ridacks: The posters arent even up. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. ^ Spiderman: nice You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. wanted You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are wanted for another 3 seconds. HP:210 EP:76 You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Monet goes "Woo!". wanted You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are wanted for another 1 seconds. HP:210 EP:76 You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. wanted You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are wanted for another 0. HP:210 EP:76 You have managed to escape! You are no longer wanted. Monet huggles you. Rasputin burps rudely. Pounder moshes madly round the room!! You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 You go "Woo!". HP:210 EP:76 Party say from Pounder: wait Monet lowers her staff and it stops emitting light. Monet gives you a big HIGH FIVE!! wanted You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are not wanted. Here is a few funny tells i recieved, wish i had logged them all but these are the one's i saved. Omicidio tells you: what did you do lol Omicidio tells you: heh i saw your name but not the wanted adn thought you were in the GH i was like huh? how you get inhere Archmaster tells you: i saw your name on a wanted poster You tell Archmaster: yeap Archmaster tells you: how come? Alkath tells you: you're boring :P having monet to guard for you, no chance on earth I'd manage to get in, I was gonna come cuff you but you'd quit before I even reached the orc to kill to get in Crowus tells you: causse it's fun to see them "brought to justice" Crowus tells you: oops, sorry Dainus tells you: come to prancing pony You tell Dainus: Why? Dainus tells you: i have to give you something You tell Dainus: what? Dainus tells you: some gold to pay your fine You tell Dainus: Unless its 200,000 gold mate, i think you should might want to keep it.