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Nasira gets an evil look in her eyes, then sticks her bootknife into Zelindo. Haltek enters. A bridge over the Morgulduin(n and s) [w and e] Haltek the numenorean Blood Warrior Coyote Nâlozagar the numenorean Shadow Nasira Serai the variag Shadow Alvos the silvan Deadly Shot (Demonic) An uruk-hai patrol [3] Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A well-made breastplate A large and shiny shield A haradrim guard A signpost HP:200 EP:200> Haltek leaves north. Coyote misses Zelindo miserably. Zelindo misses Nasira. Nasira misses Zelindo. You sink the blade into Zelindo with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! Guard slashes Zelindo, rendering a terrible wound! Patrol misses Zelindo. k zelindo You attack Zelindo. HP:200 EP:200> shape all Haltek enters. Zelindo looks shocked and mumbles, "Oh my!". Alvos says in some strange tongue: eir' eir vhou Zelindo is in average shape. AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE HP:200 EP:200> You notice Zelindo sizing you up. Coyote misses Zelindo miserably. Zelindo stabs you in the abdomen. Nasira cuts Zelindo across the chest. You miss Zelindo. Guard swings wide of Zelindo. Patrol almost cleaves Zelindo in two with a terrifying swing of the scimitar! Zelindo leaves north. n x zelindo Haltek says in Westron: they are all north The Southward Road(w, s and ne) Memic Firebeard the dwarf Soulcollector (Wrath of Mahal) Daimen has returned, the dunedain Medicine Man (Demonic) Zoso the silvan Chockalingam Viswesvaran Tiaren the dunedain Son et Lumiere Alkath Eówalas the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A rather bent scimitar HP:182 EP:200> Do: starting commands. HP:182 EP:200> The next time you see 'surprise', you will do: 'fury'. HP:182 EP:200> You are too busy to do that right now! HP:182 EP:200> Do: Commands completed. HP:182 EP:200> Tiaren misses you. Daimen misses you. Alkath slices you cleanly. You are too busy to make an attack! ne n x zelindo The Southward Road(w, n, e, sw and ne) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) HP:169 EP:200> The Southward Road(w, n, e, s and ne) HP:169 EP:200> Do: starting commands. HP:169 EP:200> The next time you see 'surprise', you will do: 'fury'. HP:169 EP:200> You are too busy to do that right now! HP:169 EP:200> Do: Commands completed. HP:169 EP:200> Zelindo enters. Zelindo leaves northeast. w n x zelindo Ithilien forest(n, e and s) A raging grizzly bear HP:169 EP:200> Ithilien forest(n, e and s) A raging grizzly bear HP:169 EP:200> Do: starting commands. HP:169 EP:200> The next time you see 'surprise', you will do: 'fury'. HP:169 EP:200> You slip into the shadows to lie in wait. HP:169 EP:175> Do: Commands completed. HP:169 EP:175> g As Zelindo enters the room, you spring into action! You surprise Zelindo with your attack! Triggered! doing: fury Zelindo enters. Blood starts to run faster in your veins as you enter the battle fury! HP:169 EP:170> Ithilien forest(n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A raging grizzly bear HP:169 EP:170> You pierce Zelindo's chest, spilling tides of blood! You miss Zelindo. -> 1 Zelindo leaves east. You follow Zelindo East. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A raging grizzly bear Zelindo leaves west. You follow Zelindo West. Ithilien forest(n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A raging grizzly bear do l Tigerlily,shape Tigerlily Do: starting commands. HP:169 EP:142> You don't see that here. HP:169 EP:142> You don't see that here. HP:169 EP:142> Do: Commands completed. HP:169 EP:142> Zelindo leaves north. You follow Zelindo North. Ithilien forest(n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Zelindo leaves north. You follow Zelindo North. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Zelindo leaves north. You follow Zelindo North. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Zelindo leaves north. You follow Zelindo North. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A raging grizzly bear You pierce Zelindo's chest, spilling tides of blood! You pierce Zelindo's chest, spilling tides of blood! Zelindo leaves north. You follow Zelindo North. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Zelindo leaves north. You follow Zelindo North. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A Haradrim blademaster smiles grimly at you Zelindo leaves west. You follow Zelindo West. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Zelindo leaves east. You follow Zelindo East. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A Haradrim blademaster smiles grimly at you Zelindo hits you with the flat of the blade. You miss Zelindo. -> 2 You miss Zelindo. -> 3 Zelindo leaves west. You follow Zelindo West. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) trigger xx todo xx The next time you see 'xx', you will do: 'xx'. HP:161 EP:85> merciful off Zelindo leaves south. You follow Zelindo South. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A great eagle is flying here {above you} Zelindo slices you cleanly. You misshape all -> 4 s Zelindo. You miss Zelindo. -> 5 You are no longer being merciful in your attacks. You will again inflict fatal wounds. HP:147 EP:58> Zelindo is near death. NEAR DEATH NEAR DEATH NEAR DEATH NEAR DEATH HP:147 EP:58> Zelindo grins in a cheeky manner. ^ (OOC) Calenril: The first step towards understanding is knowing to not take the comm seriously Zelindo says in Westron: Nice! Zelindo leaves south. You follow Zelindo South. Ithilien forest(n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A raging grizzly bear Zelindo misses you. You miss Zelindo. -> 6 You miss Zelindo. -> 7 shape all Zelindo is near death. NEAR DEATH NEAR DEATH NEAR DEATH NEAR DEATH HP:147 EP:29> Zelindo says in Westron: You got me. Zelindo misses you. You miss Zelindo. -> 8 You miss Zelindo. -> 9 Zelindo leaves north. You are too tired to follow anymore. merciful on You are now being merciful in your attacks. You will not inflict fatal wounds. HP:147 EP:1> n n Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) A great eagle is flying here {above you} HP:147 EP:1> n ^ (OOC) Paraiko: Well, here's a joke: This one time, Caim walked into a bar, and he was a god damn self-righteous idiot who should go out drinking and then drive home. n Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) HP:147 EP:1> Your fighting frenzy has drained all your endurance! Exhausted, you pause to catch your breath. Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) A rogue mumak crashing through the trees HP:147 EP:1> A haradrim camp(w, n, e and s) HP:147 EP:1> n n The Southward Road(w, n, e, se, s and ne) HP:147 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, n, e, se, s and ne) HP:147 EP:1> s The Southward Road(w, n, e, se, s and ne) HP:147 EP:1> s A haradrim camp(w, n, e and s) Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) HP:147 EP:1> 3e Zelindo leaves west. Do: starting commands. HP:147 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, nw, n, e, se and s) An empty vial HP:147 EP:1> The wall of Mordor(w, nw, e, sw and s) Alvos the silvan Deadly Shot (Demonic) A massive club HP:147 EP:1> A small valley(w and hut) [e] HP:147 EP:1> Do: Commands completed. HP:147 EP:1> hut request healing Inside a hut(out) Tiaren the dunedain Son et Lumiere Zoso the silvan Chockalingam Viswesvaran Daimen has returned, the dunedain Medicine Man (Demonic) Memic Firebeard the dwarf Soulcollector (Wrath of Mahal) Alkath Eówalas the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A handcrafted arrow An old woman is standing here by her cauldron A black cauldron HP:147 EP:1> request healing You are too busy to be healed. HP:147 EP:1> You are too busy to be healed. HP:147 EP:1> Variable: t Tigerlily trigger Tigerlily todo hunt tigerlily Tiaren misses you. Daimen misses you. Alkath slices you cleanly. You are too busy to make an attack! The next time you see 'Tigerlily', you will do: 'hunt tigerlily'. HP:135 EP:1> Alkath chats with his party. You notice Tiaren sizing you up. trigger Zelindo todo hunt zelindo The next time you see 'Zelindo', you will do: 'hunt zelindo'. HP:135 EP:1> You notice Alkath sizing you up. You chuckle as Alkath feebly attempts to headbutt you. out Tiaren misses you. Daimen misses you. You miss Zoso. A small valley(w and hut) [e] Alvos the silvan Deadly Shot (Demonic) Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:135 EP:1> You chuckle as Alkath feebly attempts to headbutt you. 3w Do: starting commands. HP:135 EP:1> The wall of Mordor(w, nw, e, sw and s) A massive club Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:135 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, nw, n, e, se and s) An empty vial Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:135 EP:1> A haradrim camp(w, n, e and s) Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:135 EP:1> Do: Commands completed. HP:135 EP:1> do 2e,10s,sw,2w,knock on gate,w,nw,n,3e,tent Alvos enters. Do: starting commands. HP:135 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, nw, n, e, se and s) An empty vial Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:135 EP:1> The wall of Mordor(w, nw, e, sw and s) A massive club Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:135 EP:1> The wall of Mordor(w, nw, n, se and s) Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:135 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, nw, n, e, se and s) Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:135 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, n, e, se, s and ne) Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:135 EP:1> Tiaren stabs you in the abdomen. Daimen misses you. Zoso misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Alkath pulls you closer to him and headbutts you square in the face. The Southward Road(w, n, e, se, s and ne) Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:102 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, n, e, se, s and ne) Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:102 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, n, e, se, s and ne) Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:102 EP:1> Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) A great eagle is flying here {above you} Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:102 EP:1> Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) A raging grizzly bear Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:102 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, n, e, s and ne) Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:102 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, n, e, sw and ne) Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:102 EP:1> The Southward Road(w, s and ne) A rather bent scimitar Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:102 EP:1> You notice Daimen sizing you up. You notice Tiaren sizing you up. East Gate of Osgiliath(w and e) Alkath enters. Memic enters. Daimen enters. Zoso enters. Tiaren enters. HP:102 EP:1> The East gate of Osgiliath(e) Alkath enters. Tiaren enters. Zoso enters. Daimen enters. Memic enters. HP:102 EP:1> You cautiously step up to the great gate and give it three solid raps. For a moment you think the city has been abandoned; then a guard comes out and escorts you in. The road through Osgiliath(w and gate) A silent sentinel stands watch over the gate HP:102 EP:1> The Sentinel nods at you and allows you to pass. The road through Osgiliath(n, nw and e) HP:102 EP:1> The road through Osgiliath(w, n, se and s) A dark red flask (empty) (open) HP:102 EP:1> tell zelindo shit North Street(n, e and s) HP:103 EP:2> A road in Osgiliath(w and e) An empty bottle A handcrafted arrow HP:103 EP:2> A path through Osgiliath(w, n, e and ne) HP:103 EP:2> An end to the path(w, tent and s) An Uruk-Hai groundskeeper An empty bottle An empty phial HP:103 EP:2> Inside a tent(out) A trash can HP:103 EP:2> Do: Commands completed. HP:103 EP:2> You tell Zelindo: shit Triggered! doing: hunt zelindo HP:103 EP:2> There is no such living object here. HP:103 EP:2> i Gold: 188 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A sailor's cutlass (wielded). A pelt string (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). A leather ranger's ruck (open) (worn). Sturdy armour (worn). A commemorative token from the Event-2005. HP:103 EP:2> do drop pie from pack,eat pie do drop pie from pack,eat pie Do: starting commands. HP:103 EP:2> do drop pie from pack,eat pie Ok. HP:103 EP:2> You eat the entire pie. HP:115 EP:14> Do: Commands completed. HP:115 EP:14> do drop pie from pack,eat pie Do: starting commands. HP:115 EP:14> Ok. HP:115 EP:14> You eat the entire pie. HP:127 EP:26> Do: Commands completed. HP:127 EP:26> do drop pie from pack,eat pie Do: starting commands. HP:127 EP:26> Ok. HP:127 EP:26> You eat the entire pie. HP:139 EP:38> Do: Commands completed. HP:139 EP:38> do drop pie from pack,eat pie Do: starting commands. HP:139 EP:38> Ok. HP:139 EP:38> You eat the entire pie. HP:151 EP:50> Do: Commands completed. HP:151 EP:50> do drop pie from pack,eat pie do drop pie from pack,eat pie Do: starting commands. HP:151 EP:50> Ok. HP:151 EP:50> You eat the entire pie. HP:163 EP:62> Do: Commands completed. HP:163 EP:62> Do: starting commands. HP:163 EP:62> Ok. HP:163 EP:62> You eat the entire pie. HP:175 EP:74> Do: Commands completed. HP:175 EP:74> out Do: starting commands. HP:175 EP:74> Ok. HP:175 EP:74> You eat the entire pie. HP:187 EP:86> Do: Commands completed. HP:187 EP:86> Do: starting commands. HP:187 EP:86> Ok. HP:187 EP:86> You eat the entire pie. HP:199 EP:98> Do: Commands completed. HP:199 EP:98> An end to the path(w, tent and s)