namarik is funny

Posted by
Omens [legacy]
Uploaded
13 May 2005 00:00:00
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Misc

basically i was just telling my friend how awesome flaming longsword was and namarik piped up :P lol.



You start to sway and chant incinerate, incinerate, incinerate!
HP:230 EP:226> Namarik says in Westron: it sux
Guard says in Rohirric: Can't be too careful, this near the border.
Drloser enters.
Drloser leaves north.
lol
You laugh out loud.
HP:230 EP:226> 
l namarik

As you gaze upon this dark man, you notice very few distinguishing features, As
 soon as you look away you've almost forgotten what he look's like. The only
 thing you can remember is the dark eerie presence you felt well looking at
 this man. It is unlike anything you have ever felt. You can't quite place it
 except to say that it is the most evil, disturbing feeling you have ever felt.
Namarik has the look of a seasoned adventurer.
 He is carrying:
A sailor's cutlass (wielded).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
An old leather baldric (worn).
A dwarven war shield (worn).
Light-weight elven chainmail (worn).
A silver harp.
An engraved ithildin ring, inlaid with a blue fire opal.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A silver harp.
A glass flute.
A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Namarik'.
A wooden flute.
A glass flute.
HP:230 EP:227> 
'better than sc
You say in Westron: better than sc
HP:230 EP:227> 
lol
You laugh out loud.
HP:230 EP:227> Alexa tells you: a strange grey sword is now on sale as lot 591,
 minimum bid
     100 gold Fresh!
Namarik says in Westron: nah
Namarik drops a large meat-filled pasty from a large harvester's pack.
Namarik slowly eats the pasty enjoying every bite.
Namarik drops a large meat-filled pasty from a large harvester's pack.
Namarik slowly eats the pasty enjoying every bite.
wave
You wave.
HP:230 EP:228> 
south
    A wide dirt road runs through the center of Adornas.  Wagon ruts and
hoofmarks bear testament to the heavy traffic on this thoroughfare.  The
town is clearly not wealthy, or this street would be paved.  Simple wood
and stone buildings line both sides of the road.  Grass grows in places.
The building to the west is fairly official-looking, while the one to the
east is more casual and busy.  One of the city gates is to the north.
The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The east door is open.
The west door is closed.
    The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west.
Vargas enters.
HP:230 EP:228> 
south
    A wide dirt road runs through the center of Adornas.  Wagon ruts and
hoofmarks bear testament to the heavy traffic on this thoroughfare.  The
town is clearly not wealthy, or this street would be paved.  Simple wood
and stone buildings line both sides of the road.  Grass grows in places.
The road makes a sharp turn, running north and east from this point.  A
small cemetery sits to the west, and an official-looking stone building
is to the south.
The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The south door is open.
    The only obvious exits are north, east, southeast, south, southwest
and west.
Vargas enters.
HP:230 EP:228> 
east
    A wide dirt road runs through the center of Adornas.  Wagon ruts and
hoofmarks bear testament to the heavy traffic on this thoroughfare.  The
town is clearly not wealthy, or this street would be paved.  Simple wood
and stone buildings line both sides of the road.  Grass grows in places.
A bustling shop is to the north, while a small home sits to the south.
The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The north door is open.
The south door is closed.
    The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west.
 Reallin's horse
Vargas enters.
HP:230 EP:228> 
east
    A wide dirt road runs through the center of Adornas.  Wagon ruts and
hoofmarks bear testament to the heavy traffic on this thoroughfare.  The
town is clearly not wealthy, or this street would be paved.  Simple wood
and stone buildings line both sides of the road.  Grass grows in places.
A busy inn is to the north.  To the south is an open training yard.
The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The north door is open.
    The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west.
 A clucking chicken wanders about
 A one-eyed miner
 A sign is posted here for new characters
 Adornas Newbie Board [25 notes, 25 new]
Vargas enters.
HP:230 EP:228> 
north
    This is Adornas' sole inn, and a small one at that.  The common room
that you stand in is simple, with a few tables and several padded chairs.
A door in the east wall connects to the bar next door.  A shelf has been
built high on the west wall.  A clock and several candles sit atop it.  
You can rent a room here for a meager five gold pieces; then, with your
own private room upstairs, you can relax or sleep without intrusion.
The east door is closed.
The south door is open.
    The only obvious exits are east, south and up.
 The innkeeper
Vargas enters.
HP:230 EP:228> Namarik enters.
Namarik peers around suspiciously.
invite vargas
You have not rented a room.
HP:230 EP:228> Elkros says in Westron: I've a gift with languages and my wife
 has the
     gift of gab!  Hee-hee!
rent room
You hear Namarik sneaking up behind you, suddenly you spin and throw your
attacker to the ground.

You would rather prefer to not turn your back to your opponent.
HP:230 EP:228> You sink the hot blade into Namarik, opening a painful wound.
You sink the hot blade into Namarik, opening a painful wound.
Namarik misses you.
Namarik goes "Woo!".
You stab Namarik, leaving a burning gash.
Namarik misses you.
You notice Namarik sizing you up.
lol
You laugh out loud.
HP:230 EP:229> You miss Namarik.
Namarik misses you.
You miss Namarik.
Namarik sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
Namarik mutters to himself.
You miss Namarik.
Namarik sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
Namarik tries to flex like Tulkas but falls miserably short.
shape all
Namarik is in good shape.
HP:195 EP:229> You notice Namarik sizing you up.
You miss Namarik.
Namarik misses you.
Namarik says in Westron: pwnage
ft
You feint with a flaming longsword, showing the dazzling skill of a
     Master, completely bewildering Namarik!
You slam the flat of the blade into Namarik, burning him horribly.
Namarik catches on fire from the flames of your sword!
HP:195 EP:194> You sink the hot blade into Namarik, opening a painful wound.
Namarik misses you.
Namarik says in Westron: oh fuck
You stab Namarik, leaving a burning gash.
Namarik misses you.
Namarik is burned by the fire!
shape all
You notice Namarik sizing you up.
Namarik doesn't look so great.
HP:195 EP:194> You sink the hot blade into Namarik, opening a painful wound.
Namarik brutally plunges the blade into you.
You notice Namarik sizing you up.
You sink the hot blade into Namarik, opening a painful wound.
Namarik misses you.
Namarik's flesh is being incinerated by the flame engulfing him!
hb
Namarik leaves south.
Headbutt whom?
HP:187 EP:195> 
stop
You will no longer attack anyone on sight.
HP:187 EP:195> 
stop
You are not in combat with anyone.
HP:187 EP:195> 
tell namarik fdl
You tell Namarik: fdl
HP:187 EP:195> Namarik tells you: oh crap
rent room
Your box has been moved to your new room.
Thank you!  Your room is upstairs.
HP:188 EP:196> 
l
    This is Adornas' sole inn, and a small one at that.  The common room
that you stand in is simple, with a few tables and several padded chairs.
A door in the east wall connects to the bar next door.  A shelf has been
built high on the west wall.  A clock and several candles sit atop it.  
You can rent a room here for a meager five gold pieces; then, with your
own private room upstairs, you can relax or sleep without intrusion.
The east door is closed.
The south door is open.
    The only obvious exits are east, south and up.
 Vargas the silvan Naturalist (Immoral)
 The innkeeper
HP:188 EP:196> 
invite vargas
You invite Vargas to your room.
HP:188 EP:196> 
lol
You laugh out loud.
HP:188 EP:196> Namarik enters.
Namarik is burned by the fire!
 Namarik has hp: 15/180 and end: 69/180
Namarik says in Westron: shit
ouch
Namarik is burned by the fire!
You say, "Ouch".
HP:189 EP:197> Namarik gets a silver flask from a large harvester's pack.
 Namarik has hp: 9/180 and end: 69/180
Namarik opens a silver flask.
The flames engulfing Namarik die out.
Namarik drinks from a silver flask.
 Namarik has hp: 10/180 and end: 70/180
ouch
You say, "Ouch".
HP:190 EP:198> Namarik says in Westron: fuckin bitch
Namarik laughs out loud.
fdl
You fall down laughing.
HP:190 EP:198> Namarik closes a silver flask.
Namarik puts a silver flask into a large harvester's pack.
'sword sux my a$$
You say in Westron: sword sux my a$$
HP:190 EP:198> 
lol
You laugh out loud.
HP:191 EP:199> Namarik says in Westron: no rangers just overpowered
drop flask 2 from cloak
Ok.
HP:191 EP:199> Namarik laughs out loud.
Namarik says in Westron: nah