Very funny!
Someone sticks you in the side with a bootknife. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Caktash mangles Ugljesha like a hungry beast! Caktash lets loose with an ear-piercing battle cry 'Baruk Khazad! Khazad Ai-Menu!'. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen hits Caktash very hard. You notice Killem sizing you up. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Caktash swings his axe wildly at Ognjen but misses. Caktash pulls Ognjen closer to him and headbutts him square in the face. Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Caktash lets loose with an ear-piercing battle cry 'Baruk Khazad! Khazad Ai-Menu!'. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem cuts you deeply, revealing bone. You sink the blade into Killem with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! Caktash brutally injures Ugljesha with a deep slash! Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen inflicts massive damage to Caktash. Killem winces in pain! Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You sink the blade into Killem with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! Caktash brutally injures Ognjen with a deep slash! Caktash lets loose with an ear-piercing battle cry 'Baruk Khazad! Khazad Ai-Menu!'. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Caktash MASSACRES Ugljesha almost causing immediate DeAtH! Caktash shouts out a battlecry as his forehead demolishes Ugljesha's nose. Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen inflicts massive damage to Caktash. You notice Killem sizing you up. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You sink the blade into Killem with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! Ugljesha misses Caktash.Ognjen grazes Caktash. Killem cuts you deeply, revealing bone. You miss Killem. Caktash seriously lacerates Ognjen causing enormous pain! Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen hits Caktash hard. Killem scratches you, drawing a little blood. You miss Killem. Caktash seriously lacerates Ugljesha causing enormous pain! Caktash lets loose with an ear-piercing battle cry 'Baruk Khazad! Khazad Ai-Menu!'. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen inflicts massive damage to Caktash. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You crack Killem's head with the flat of the blade! Caktash mangles Ognjen like a hungry beast! Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. You notice Killem sizing you up.Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Caktash MASSACRES Ugljesha almost causing immediate DeAtH! Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen hits Caktash very hard. You chuckle as Killem stabs his leg trying to shiv you. Killem sticks you in the side with a bootknife. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Caktash mangles Ognjen like a hungry beast! Caktash gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Ognjen! Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen misses Caktash. You notice Killem sizing you up. Killem carves into you with great skill. You miss Killem. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen inflicts massive damage to Caktash. Killem cuts you deeply, revealing bone. You miss Killem. Caktash badly injures Ugljesha making a horrible wound! Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem slashes into you, sculpting your flesh. You crack Killem's head with the flat of the blade! Caktash brutally injures Ognjen with a deep slash! Caktash lets loose with an ear-piercing battle cry 'Baruk Khazad! Khazad Ai-Menu!'. Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Caktash slices Ugljesha with his axe, leaving a bloody mess! Caktash quickly thrusts his forehead into the bridge of Ugljesha's nose. Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Caktash lets loose with an ear-piercing battle cry 'Baruk Khazad! Khazad Ai-Menu!'. Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem slashes into you, sculpting your flesh. You miss Killem. Caktash swings his axe wildly at Ognjen but misses. Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen hits Caktash very hard. You notice Killem sizing you up. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You stagger and graze Killem, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut. Caktash slices Ugljesha with his axe, leaving a bloody mess! Ugljesha grazes Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. You chuckle as Killem stabs his leg trying to shiv you. Killem sticks you in the side with a bootknife. Killem carves into you with great skill. You crack Killem's head with the flat of the blade! Caktash badly injures Ognjen making a horrible wound! Caktash quickly thrusts his forehead into the bridge of Ognjen's nose. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen misses Caktash. You notice Killem sizing you up. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You miss Killem. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen grazes Caktash. Killem cuts you deeply, revealing bone. You miss Killem. Caktash swings his axe wildly at Ugljesha but misses. Ugljesha inflicts massive damage to Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem misses you by a hair's breadth. You crack Killem's head with the flat of the blade! Caktash mangles Ognjen like a hungry beast! Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem scratches you, drawing a little blood. You stagger and graze Killem, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut. Caktash slices Ugljesha with his axe, leaving a bloody mess! Caktash lets loose with an ear-piercing battle cry 'Baruk Khazad! Khazad Ai-Menu!'. Ugljesha misses Caktash.Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem drinks from a crystal vial .Killem drops an empty vial. You notice Killem sizing you up. Killem slashes into you, sculpting your flesh. You crack Killem's head with the flat of the blade! Caktash brutally injures Ognjen with a deep slash! Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen misses Caktash. Killem cuts you deeply, revealing bone. Killem roars and strikes at you again! Killem stabs the sword into you with anger. You fall to the ground. Killem shows mercy to you and only knocks you unconscious. You remove a sailor's cutlass. You drop a vial of vigour and a sailor's cutlass! Caktash seriously lacerates Ugljesha causing enormous pain! Ugljesha misses Caktash. Ognjen scratches Caktash. You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:0 EP:230> You are still unconscious. Caktash seriously lacerates Ognjen causing enormous pain! Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen falls to the ground. Ognjen is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You are still unconscious. Caktash swings his axe wildly at Ugljesha but misses. Caktash pulls Ugljesha closer to him and headbutts him square in the face. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. Ognjen has died. You are still unconscious. Ugljesha misses Caktash. You are still unconscious. Caktash swings his axe wildly at Ugljesha but misses. Ugljesha hits Caktash very hard. You are still unconscious. Caktash falls to the ground. Caktash is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Ugljesha misses you. You regain consciousness. You hit Ugljesha. Caktash is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Ugljesha misses you. The fluid tastes bitter in your mouth. HP:86 EP:230> Ok. HP:86 EP:230> Ok. HP:86 EP:230> You miss Ugljesha. Caktash is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Ugljesha misses you. You miss Ugljesha. Caktash is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Ugljesha misses you.You start casting fireball. HP:86 EP:230> You are still casting your spell. Caktash is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Ugljesha misses you. You are still casting your spell. Suddenly you have a massive headache. Caktash is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Ugljesha hits you hard. You are still casting your spell. Caktash is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Ugljesha misses you. You are still casting your spell. A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Ugljesha!!! Caktash is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You killed Ugljesha. Caktash says in Westron: Thank you so much, please take this axe, it is the least I can do. Caktash removes a great iron axe. Caktash gives you a great iron axe. Ugljesha has died. Do: starting commands. HP:77 EP:199> You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> You are already blending into the background. HP:77 EP:159> Do: Commands completed. HP:77 EP:159> Caktash has died. Killem gets an empty vial. Killem drops an empty vial. Killem gets a sailor's cutlass. Killem says in Westron: LUCKY