Posted for the sake of comparison. Assassins are weak, and i am rusty. Oh and some dude paid my fine, props to dude.
HP:230 EP:98> Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. The fluid tastes bitter in your mouth. HP:230 EP:163> Suddenly you have a massive headache. Boffo enters. Triggered! doing: hunt boffo You begin to hunt Boffo. HP:230 EP:157> You sneak up and stab Boffo from behind! Triggered! doing: hunt boffo HP:230 EP:105> You are already hunting Boffo! HP:230 EP:105> Boffo panics and runs around like a chicken with its head cut off! You notice Boffo sizing you up. HP:230 EP:105> Boffo is in average shape. AVERAGE! AVERAGE! Boffo AVERAGE! AVERAGE! Boffo is rather drunk. HP:230 EP:105> You miss Boffo. Boffo is in average shape. AVERAGE! AVERAGE! Boffo AVERAGE! AVERAGE! Boffo is rather drunk. HP:230 EP:103> Boffo misses you. You DECIMATE Boffo with a ferocious attack! HP:230 EP:101> Boffo is in average shape. AVERAGE! AVERAGE! Boffo AVERAGE! AVERAGE! Boffo is rather drunk. HP:230 EP:101> Boffo leaves foothills. You follow Boffo FOOTHILLS The White Mountains(e, hill, se and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The White Mountains(e, nw, s and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo misses you. You nick Boffo. Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST The Great West Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST The Great West Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST The Great West Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST The Great West Road(e, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) You attempt to charge Boffo but fall flat on your face! HP:230 EP:68> Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST Approaching Edoras(e, s, sw, w and n) [ne and sw] Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves south. You follow Boffo SOUTH The north gate(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) A brand A signpost A hitching post A guard stands watch over the gate A guard stands watch over the gate Boffo hits you extremely hard. You are too busy to make an attack! Boffo misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Boffo doesn't look so great. DSLG! DSLG! Boffo DSLG! DSLG! Boffo is rather drunk. HP:220 EP:64> Boffo misses you. You mangle Boffo with extraordinary skill. Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH Approaching Edoras(e, s, sw, w and n) [ne and sw] Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves southwest. You follow Boffo SOUTHWEST Approaching Edoras(ne, e, s, w and n) [ne and sw] Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Great West Road(e, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Great West Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Great West Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Great West Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Great West Road(e, se, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Great West Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Great West Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Great West Road(e, nw, se, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Great West Road(e, nw, se, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Great West Road(e, nw, se, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Great West Road(e, se, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo misses you. You wound Boffo with the sharp blade. Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Great West Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Great West Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Great West Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Great West Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Great West Road(e, se, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Great West Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Great West Road(e, se, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST Isen Ford(e, nw and w) [s and n] Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Great West Road(nw, se, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Great West Road(s, sw, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. HP:220 EP:59> Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Great West Road(e, s, sw, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Plains(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Wizard's Vale(e, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo misses you. You miss Boffo. Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) A tall Ent Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(ne, e, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, w, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves southwest. You follow Boffo SOUTHWEST A Natural Ford(ne, nw, s and n) [e and w] Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves south. You follow Boffo SOUTH The northern end of a narrow valley(se, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves southwest. You follow Boffo SOUTHWEST By a mountain stream(ne, e and s) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves south. You follow Boffo SOUTH By a mountain stream(e, se and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves southeast. You follow Boffo SOUTHEAST At the upper end of a narrow glade(ne, nw and s) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) HP:220 EP:57> Boffo leaves south. You follow Boffo SOUTH At the high point of the valley(e, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) A huge black raven watches you with beady eyes Boffo leaves southwest. You follow Boffo SOUTHWEST At a natural chokepoint(ne and se) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves southeast. You follow Boffo SOUTHEAST A bloody glade(nw and s) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo misses you. You wound Boffo with the sharp blade. Boffo leaves south. You follow Boffo SOUTH A scarred valley trail(s and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) What? HP:220 EP:54> Boffo leaves south. You follow Boffo SOUTH A narrow valley trail(sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves southwest. You follow Boffo SOUTHWEST The southern end of a narrow valley(ne and s) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves south. You follow Boffo SOUTH The Adornas road(e, s, w, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves southwest. You follow Boffo SOUTHWEST The Adornas road(ne, e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Adornas road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Adornas road(e, s, w, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves southwest. You follow Boffo SOUTHWEST The Adornas road(ne, e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Adornas road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Adornas road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves south. You follow Boffo SOUTH The north gate of Adornas(s and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) A signpost An eorling town guard An eorling town guard An eorling town guard Boffo misses you. You wound Boffo with the sharp blade. Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Adornas road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST The Adornas road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST The Adornas road(ne, e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northeast. You follow Boffo NORTHEAST The Adornas road(e, s, w, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST The Adornas road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves east. You follow Boffo EAST The Adornas road(ne, e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northeast. You follow Boffo NORTHEAST The Adornas road(e, s, w, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The southern end of a narrow valley(ne and s) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northeast. You follow Boffo NORTHEAST A narrow valley trail(sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH A scarred valley trail(s and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH A bloody glade(nw and s) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST At a natural chokepoint(ne and se) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northeast. You follow Boffo NORTHEAST At the high point of the valley(e, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) A huge black raven watches you with beady eyes Boffo misses you. You mangle Boffo with extraordinary skill. Small white clouds drift sleepily across the sky. Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH At the upper end of a narrow glade(ne, nw and s) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northeast. You follow Boffo NORTHEAST In a narrow glade(sw, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH In a narrow glade(nw, s and w) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The northern end of a narrow valley(se, sw and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH A Natural Ford(ne, nw, s and n) [e and w] Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Old South Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) You charge at Boffo and plunge your blade in! HP:220 EP:10> Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) You are too busy to make an attack! Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves north. You follow Boffo NORTH The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) An old gossiper [38 rumours, 31 new] Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) An old gossiper [38 rumours, 31 new] Boffo is near death. ND! ND! Boffo ND! ND! Boffo is rather drunk. HP:220 EP:7> Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) An old gossiper [38 rumours, 31 new] You are too busy to make an attack! Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) An old gossiper [38 rumours, 31 new] Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) An old gossiper [38 rumours, 31 new] You are too tired to charge. HP:220 EP:5> Boffo leaves west. You follow Boffo WEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST The Old South Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n) Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) Boffo leaves northwest. You follow Boffo NORTHWEST Broken bridge of Tharbad(e, nw, s, se and n) [ne and w] Boffo Wordsmith the hobbit Battle Lord (Heroic) You wound Boffo with the sharp blade. Boffo leaves north. You are too tired to follow anymore. Charge whom? HP:221 EP:4> Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may now claim your gold.