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Under the Winespring Inn's huge oak tree(n, academy)
 Saddare 'Sedai, regal Aiel Aes Sedai of SoulFire
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% Saddare boggles at the concept.
^ Poldgar: Thats the default "Oops, something went wrong." spot.
link prepare
    You reach out to where you can see saidin on the edge of the void.  Instead
of seizing it now, you prepare for the battle, waiting for the link to begin.
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% say take us back
You say: take us back
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% ^ Valendra: Yes
comm hist
The last twenty messages on comm are:
^ Katana: woo!
^ Iratos: woo?
^ Allystra: hoo!
^ Iratos: boo
^ Katana sticks her talented tongue out at you
^ Poldgar sighs.
^ Poldgar: I should go too!
^ Katana tries
^ Iratos stabs your tongue.
^ Katana licks her lips with her bloody tongue..
^ Saddare: HOW THE HELL did I get here?!
^ Iratos: No clue.
^ Valendra: the tub is weird
^ Poldgar: Where?
^ Xanatos: you quit in combat?
^ Iratos: How did you get here?
^ Saddare: ohhh
^ Valendra: Outside academy
^ Poldgar: Thats the default "Oops, something went wrong." spot.
^ Valendra: Yes
HP:266 EP:284 OP:0% 
HP:266 EP:284 OP:0% You feel the invisible strands of saidar touch you as you ar
e added to Saddare's link.
^: likes that spot
^ Xanatos likes that spot
HP:266 EP:281 Link OP:25% You feel Saddare adjusting the flow of the power into 
you.
Saddare looks at herself.
^: loses his cloak and stone knife
^ Xanatos loses his cloak and stone knife
HP:266 EP:284 Link OP:38% l saddare
Tall even by Aiel standards, with long, firey red hair and emerald eyes, 
Saddare has an air of independence and self-reliance that is immediately 
noticible. She wears an elegant gown of blue silk, trimmed in delicate 
green embroidery. Looking closer, you see that embroidered on the upper 
left sleeve of the gown is the Dragon Banner.
In her arms, snug in a downy-soft blue blanket, a girlchild sleeps peacefully.
She wears the striped stole of the Amyrlin Seat on her shoulders!
Saddare is a quitter!
 She is carrying:
  An Aiel shoufa
  A ring in the shape of a serpent
HP:266 EP:284 Link OP:38% l
  You are standing under the Winespring Inn's huge oak tree,
its branches stretching almost thirty paces all around. After
the never-ending summer, the leaves are beginning to look a 
little dingy from the heat. The ground underneath the tree is
clear and shady, making it a nice place to hang out on a hot
summer day. Wooden tables are set up here, for the Inn's 
patrons to use for a picnic or to play a game of stones. Some
roots of the ancient tree bulge above ground, leaving dark holes
in the soil at the bottom of the trunk. One hole looks large
enough to squeeze through, and seems to extend a ways into the
ground. Remains of an old stone foundation surround the tree,
left over from a long-destroyed building. To the north, the Inn
stands two stories tall, inviting all to come enjoy its hospitality.
There is a two-storied building standing a dozen or so yards
across from the tree. It is the Newbie Academy. If you are new here,
or need some remembering, it would be in your best interest to go inside.
Light clouds shade the land.
It is day in the Two Rivers.
    Obvious exits are north and academy
 Saddare 'Sedai, regal Aiel Aes Sedai of SoulFire
You feel a slight prickling feeling on your skin.
HP:266 EP:284 Link OP:38% ^ Saddare: how long does the quitter tag last?
The power rushes through you and floods your senses!
say 1 day
You say: 1 day
HP:266 EP:287 Link OP:50% say or until death
You say: or until death
HP:266 EP:287 Link OP:5% Saddare nods.
Saddare says: not too bad
^ Poldgar: 24 hours?
say 1 day of aging
You say: 1 day of aging
HP:266 EP:288 Link OP:17% boggle

A horizontal slash of light appears, and slowly rotates into a doorway.
You boggle at the concept.
HP:266 EP:288 Link OP:29% Saddare acks!
l
  You are standing under the Winespring Inn's huge oak tree,
its branches stretching almost thirty paces all around. After
the never-ending summer, the leaves are beginning to look a 
little dingy from the heat. The ground underneath the tree is
clear and shady, making it a nice place to hang out on a hot
summer day. Wooden tables are set up here, for the Inn's 
patrons to use for a picnic or to play a game of stones. Some
roots of the ancient tree bulge above ground, leaving dark holes
in the soil at the bottom of the trunk. One hole looks large
enough to squeeze through, and seems to extend a ways into the
ground. Remains of an old stone foundation surround the tree,
left over from a long-destroyed building. To the north, the Inn
stands two stories tall, inviting all to come enjoy its hospitality.
There is a two-storied building standing a dozen or so yards
across from the tree. It is the Newbie Academy. If you are new here,
or need some remembering, it would be in your best interest to go inside.
Light clouds shade the land.
It is day in the Two Rivers.
    Obvious exits are north and academy
 A gateway is here, shimmering
 Saddare 'Sedai, regal Aiel Aes Sedai of SoulFire
You feel a slight prickling feeling on your skin.
HP:266 EP:288 Link OP:29% Saddare steps into the gateway...
....and vanishes.

You can not follow Saddare there. Your link dissolves with the separation.
Suddenly, the gateway snaps shut.
The gateway suddenly closes, and Saddare is cut cleanly in two. Instant death!
who
Saddare has died.
You are still unconscious.
You are unconscious and can do nothing.
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
^ Allystra: ack!
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You regain consciousness.
^ Allystra: well, it's gone now =/

HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% who
                     Welcome to the Eye of the World Mud!                     
                       There are nine users connected.                        

Name                                                                  Level
The ghost of Saddare                                                 (dead)
Kirstien, Andoran fighter                                              ( 5)
Nymph, freaky Mayener Novice                                           ( 6)
Iratos, Andoran warrior                                                (17)
Poldgar, tortured Tairen tracker                                       (18)
Allystra Skylark, kind Cairhienin blademaster of SoulFire              (19)
Katana GreySky, lonely Shienaran champion of the Wolves                (21)
High Lady Valendra Chuliandred, freaky Cairhienin Aes Sedai            (21)
King Xanatos Delovinde, mischievous Cairhienin Asha'man                (22)

Total users: 9
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% l
  You are standing under the Winespring Inn's huge oak tree,
its branches stretching almost thirty paces all around. After
the never-ending summer, the leaves are beginning to look a 
little dingy from the heat. The ground underneath the tree is
clear and shady, making it a nice place to hang out on a hot
summer day. Wooden tables are set up here, for the Inn's 
patrons to use for a picnic or to play a game of stones. Some
roots of the ancient tree bulge above ground, leaving dark holes
in the soil at the bottom of the trunk. One hole looks large
enough to squeeze through, and seems to extend a ways into the
ground. Remains of an old stone foundation surround the tree,
left over from a long-destroyed building. To the north, the Inn
stands two stories tall, inviting all to come enjoy its hospitality.
There is a two-storied building standing a dozen or so yards
across from the tree. It is the Newbie Academy. If you are new here,
or need some remembering, it would be in your best interest to go inside.
Light clouds shade the land.
It is day in the Two Rivers.
    Obvious exits are north and academy
 The cleanly sliced corpse of Saddare
 The ghost of Saddare
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% l corpse
    There are no words that can really describe this corpse! It has 
been sliced vertically through the legs while being cauterized 
at the same time, as the stumps are not bloody. The cut is perfectly
clean and straight. You recognize the surprised features of Saddare!
It contains:
 A pile of 344 gold coins
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% err
What?
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% er
You er.
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% The ghost of Saddare drifts north.
l
  You are standing under the Winespring Inn's huge oak tree,
its branches stretching almost thirty paces all around. After
the never-ending summer, the leaves are beginning to look a 
little dingy from the heat. The ground underneath the tree is
clear and shady, making it a nice place to hang out on a hot
summer day. Wooden tables are set up here, for the Inn's 
patrons to use for a picnic or to play a game of stones. Some
roots of the ancient tree bulge above ground, leaving dark holes
in the soil at the bottom of the trunk. One hole looks large
enough to squeeze through, and seems to extend a ways into the
ground. Remains of an old stone foundation surround the tree,
left over from a long-destroyed building. To the north, the Inn
stands two stories tall, inviting all to come enjoy its hospitality.
There is a two-storied building standing a dozen or so yards
across from the tree. It is the Newbie Academy. If you are new here,
or need some remembering, it would be in your best interest to go inside.
Light clouds shade the land.
It is day in the Two Rivers.
    Obvious exits are north and academy
 The cleanly sliced corpse of Saddare
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% take all
the cleanly sliced corpse of Saddare : The cleanly sliced corpse of Saddare is t
oo bulky.
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% hands
You have two hands free.
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% i
You are not encumbered.
You search your garments, locating 13 gold.
You are carrying:
A black coat
A small gold looped earring (pierced)
A small gold looped earring (pierced)
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% who
                     Welcome to the Eye of the World Mud!                     
                       There are nine users connected.                        

Name                                                                  Level
The ghost of Saddare                                                 (dead)
Kirstien, Andoran fighter                                              ( 5)
Nymph, freaky Mayener Novice                                           ( 6)
Iratos, Andoran warrior                                                (17)
Poldgar, tortured Tairen tracker                                       (18)
Allystra Skylark, kind Cairhienin blademaster of SoulFire              (19)
Katana GreySky, lonely Shienaran champion of the Wolves                (21)
High Lady Valendra Chuliandred, freaky Cairhienin Aes Sedai            (21)
King Xanatos Delovinde, mischievous Cairhienin Asha'man                (22)

Total users: 9
HP:266 EP:288 OP:0% ^ Poldgar: How'd that happen?
^ Saddare: THAT sucks
^ gateway :P
^ Xanatos: gateway :P
HP:266 EP:285 OP:0% ^ Saddare: gateway cut me in half
^ Poldgar: Heh!
^ Saddare grumbles
^: hasn't been witness to one of those in a long time
^ Xanatos hasn't been witness to one of those in a long time
HP:266 EP:285 OP:0% ^ Saddare: I JUST got back to 21, too!
^ Saddare cries
^ Saddare goes to bed for the night