In the ancient capital of Gondor, Osgiliath, Citadel of the Stars, a bloody battle took place between a fierce numenorean servant of the Dark Lord and a noble elven warrior of the Sickle of the Valar... The hero stays calm even though he was being haunted by the evil bitch Nasira and her bloodthirsty comrades...
As the Beach Boys once said, I wish they all could be California girls.
This coming from someone who just quit while bleeding :P Atleast i dont need to idle kill to kill my enemies.
You're not a noob, Demandred. You're just mediocre.:-} Unless, we're talking about your skill as a 'speaker of nonsense' or the so-called 'shit-talker'. Although there is no need to prove that, I bet that you will insist on doing it by starting some more 'your penis is small' or 'i fucked your mum' jokes. Go away.
True.
I'm a noob, no skill whatsover.
as for separating your chars. 'look at me, im a noble in shienar, im an assassin. no wait, i'll go thief catcher and i'll make another assassin to protect shienar and use equipment out of the shienar armoury even though my first char is still a noble.' separate your own goddamn chars. if anything were anywhere near balanced there, and killing took skill, you'd have your ass handed to you on a regular basis. nice job quitting in tamiere btw, i enjoyed that.
i got a name change because i was being harassed fucktard. yes, mudsex was involved prior to that. if you don't like it, i don't give a fuck. you're still queerbait and a fucking noob.
Bad mudsex incidents for the win. Eh, not really I guess. :)
Oh yeah, I'm not really here.
Yes, i'm obsessed with your small dick...doesnt make sense but what ever helps you sleep at night, but yes, atleast you didnt deny the fact that you namechanged cause of a bad mudsex incident! :D Hope you used a condom stud! *thumbs*
leave it up to demandred to start some shit about how my penis is too small. it's nice to know you're still obsessed with my penis demandred.
There are two kinds of groups of girls in America. Those who are just fat and those who are like skyscrapes.
l?l
I couldn't wait to get done reading all of those comments just so that I could tell you guys that you are fucking crazy. There might have been 5 good looking girls in all of that shit. Don't you have tv or magazines over there? Over here in the US, 1 out of every 3 girls you see (at least) are hotter than those skanks. All the ones that look like that stay at home mudding or something. And whats so hot about girls with Leno chins, Iarla?
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ihno2clk0yk
'craaaaack, it makes me shiver' dave chapelle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I guess even lowbies should seperate their characters better. So hows the mudsex thing going man? Had to namechange again cause a mudchick told you that your dick is too small?
as much as you blow demandred, i don't think you should be saying anything to anyone. you suck so much ass on t2t, the only way you can make up for it is by killing low levels on eyemud.
Wow. There's a shock. Herucalmo waiting for an idle kill. You should have kept Ruiniels client by the looks of it.
Alkath: *shrug* I clicked on the one someone referenced by row, and another random one. Poop!
All I got is three bangs where you die.. not sure I have another solo of you.
cool!
Oh, just noticed your comment in all that spam, Herucalmo. I just didn't tell the rest because I figured people would bitch at you, everyone ('cept Demandred :P) would agree that it was a solo.
Anyways.. rhos-harad alias? When! My logs are with messy names so I don't know..
Qfm.. I checked the link out.. the only pics taken by the 'Poop' guy was that black guy with bodyoil and shit.. :P you didn't get further then to those eh!
Hate it when my target start telling me Nice work and shit after I've tried to kill them. Not like your their friend and actually give a fuck :P
No problem, Draugluin!
Guess that makes it official, Draugluin has a hairless ass. :p
Okay.
Thanks for letting me piggyback on this logs comments to deliver updates, btw.
Anyhow, the mud is back up and open to users.
D
Draugluin doesn't have a hair on his ass if he doesn't wipe the game of all users log ins :)
I think its very kind of Kolbjoern to tell us all of his friends and their girlfriends and ex-gilfriends and where to find pics on those. Im thank you so much. :P
::winces as he thinks of draugluin snickering as he wipes the game clean::
*slaps ronan* stfu boy!
KEEP'EM ROLLING IN KOL!!
*zipties and ballgags iarla then puts on dueling banjos for his continued enjoyment*
im making spagetti sauce for lunch at work all week
Okay.
There are a few different issues that have converged - I've fixed one and brought the mud back up, but users logging on was just adding to the problem...so as you've no doubt seen, I have locked out user log ins. More info to come soon.
D
Hi,
I've been informed of the problem with the mud, and have started investigating - stay tuned for more information.
D
Temporarily, drinks his honey browns. waits...
I think one copy and paste is enough. Thank you.
no shit?
bah, az. pft
The Two Towers Is Temporarily Closed for Repairs.
Reason for Closure:
Being worked on. Please do not hammer the server with reconnect attempts.
Sorry for the inconvenience,
-The Management
check out this if you're bored:
http://experimentalgameplay.com/
the tower of Goo is awesome.
First time i've seen that in 7 years
The Two Towers Is Temporarily Closed for Repairs.
Reason for Closure:
Being worked on. Please do not hammer the server with reconnect attempts.
Sorry for the inconvenience,
-The Management
meh!
34 now, paint me with 2 girls next to me?
i looked up someone's art at school....i burst out laughing in the middle of class and everyone looked over at me wondering what the hell i was doing
*misses Trempk's art*
http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/
paint something fun!
This really sucks, I took a double shift today at work because I thought it would be fun to have 16hours of mudding! Now im stuck at work with jack shit to do but :(
Approximately 33 of them are from Kolbjoern
85 new comments in 2 hours only happens when the shit is crashed :>
'Jonatan Poop Lundgren.'
fdl, thats awesome.
And leave it to Qfm to notice some random guys name, instead of looking at the chics:)
*giggles*
The two girls in the first row, second picture down. Now those two are pretty fly.
I'd hit it, heehee
qfm fdl, nope i doubt its that common, did'nt really notice the photografers name
the thing is that i did _live_. And alkath knew that:P you're overpretending, bitch:P better post that log where you kill me in my alias from rhos to harad
Someone linked to this one earlier:
http://www.flukta.se/index.php?page=krog&krog=1&datum=56
The photos on that page were taken by a guy named 'Jonatan Poop Lundgren.' Is Poop a common Swedish name?!
dude, the mud still down?
all the way down to the right are two of the 'look at me im cool' 'and i love to fight' idiots in our city
Okay, i think you should slow down abit now.
actually, this is one of the best pic series, check it out :)
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v04_05/v04_05.php
Ah my best friend Tomas, and his girlfriends, all nr 10s
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v04_05/kall5.jpg
ooh found a good pic on that barbie blond girl
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v04_05/kall2.jpg
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v16fredag_05/news/DSC02024.jpg
one in the middle is a friends sister, we partied with 12 of her girlfriends on friday, it was great for us other guys. :)
Alkath, you sexy beast - you shake that tailfeather!
This is my favorite thread since the one where we were all slagging Gothwin!
Wait... it's illegal to post ANY pics of minors? Since when?
The camera guy asks everytime he takes a pic if he can, and that it will go up on the inet sites, so posting there urls should go under the same deal.
actually, I call you a pig all the time...you just aren't around to hear it mostly.
(this is where you call me a pig)
Does it really matter? :P
One on the right is well fit.
are they old enough for you to post their pics on the internet?
http://www.flukta.se/thumbnail.php?krog=15&datum=116&image=7034
(one on the left is my best friends best girlfriend, one on the right is also his friend, (she has some nice piercing in a nice place)) (girls on the mud this is where you call me a pig :)
I wish McDonals had kebab
What can i say, they have semi good taste in beer, and they also think they look real cool. you have no idea how 'cool' the imported basketball players here think they are. i've heard them pull the lamest pickup lines ever. Mostly when in line for buying kebab or something at macdonalds (only places open after 2am when the nightclubs close)
I have to thank Kol for showing us the proper usage of the comment section and that is for the posting of pics of beautiful women.
http://www.flukta.se/thumbnail.php?krog=15&datum=117&image=7130
Is that all black guys drink in Sweden too? :P
we needs to get lives...or a working mud
Heaton that guy looks like a dwarf
Mmyeah, found a nice one on kolbjoern http://www.flukta.se/index.php?page=krog&krog=1&datum=56 4th line from the top, way to the left. rawr
dude, you better get some kickbacks from the tourist industry because sweden's about to get flooded with mud-geeks from other countries now.
btw. www.flukta.se is also pics from the local places, on the left is the list of the nightclubs/pubs, then pictures in the tab list in date order
mmm, redheads...
Iarla that girl is my best friends neighbour, she has a younger sister that is just as hot too.
left girl is my cousin, she just turned 18 and i thought she did'nt drink, damnit family conference time.
http://www.flukta.se/thumbnail.php?krog=15&datum=117&image=7087
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v20fredag_05/slides/DSC05159.html
Fit.
OMG, i just saw my cousin on pic, her father my uncle is a priest
*looks at iarlas link and thinks*
sup muh homies, beeyatch yo izznt muh bawbeez daddee. iddafug yo skank ass up beeyatch!
I like more natural looking women, still hot...but none of that 5 lbs of makeup and bleach blonde shit.
I got to get a jack to upload photos from cellphone pictures.
Dude, I bet half the damn sweden country is virgins with girls like that:)
What you all need to do is come to America, and we can show you what a girl really looks likes, granted half of it is all fake, but shit,looks are everything right?:)
These two are fitter
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v20fredag_05/slides/DSC05089.html
These two are fitter
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v20fredag_05/slides/DSC05089.html
Thx for explain Kol, I understand completely. Sounds an awful lot like how things went down at my University. Except that weekend before classes started...that weekend is like a florida beach but with much less clothing and thrice the alcohol.
and for you doubters out there, the town my school was in had maxed out it's allowable number of liquor licenses and was trying to get more from the state government :)
Nevermind about that blonde, Kolb, I just saw some other pics, she's minging
I will tell s?po to shoot Iarla on sight. Now I just have to find some pictures and personal information....
bi huh? Now theres a real party in the making.
I'm glad you all recognize my awesome powers in the swedish government.
Gaudrin cause the girls go out with the other good looking girls and not with there boyfriends, which usually are the really jealous types which is understandable. I have a friend that knows 20 girls that i'd do anytime of the day. They do not frequent the nightclubs that much. The girls on these pic's are a certain type that hardly anyone can pull from the nightclubs. its the parties before going out and after that the action goes down.
They do not take very many pictures either, one photographer that runs between all the places in 1 hour and then goes home.
I'm sure Kilth has every right to accept or reject people on behalf of the entire Swedish nation.
Maybe not by you Kilth, but then again, who ever listens to a word you say, anyway?!
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v19fredag_05/DSC04461.jpg
(girl way to the left is my ex, *cough*bisexual*cough*)
ok, now I actually feel bad for you guys. Iarla come to Florida, you can watch girls twice as good as that, wearing bearly anything, move in masses along the beach.
Kol, I tried to hold this back because you said you drink Guinness (from the tap) and not shitty beer, which is pretty much everything else. However, I got bored sitting by the pool and viewed the pictures...
Why is it that the only girls that look like they are having a good time are 1)the attractive girls sitting with other attractive girls, 2)the fat/ugly/freaky looking ones sitting with anyone else, 3)and girl in the black top with the sweet cleavage in pic #25(I think it is). Also, explain why every girl (except the fat-ugly, ugly, etc ones) sitting with a guy looks 1)stoned, 2)disgusted by his touch or 3)as bored as if she was getting fucked with a 1' long dick.
No way man, total Barbie...She's alright until she talks I bet. She gets a 7 tops.
Iarla, you're not welcome.
main page for all pics, sorted in the list after date is
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/vimmel.php3
Fuck off, I'm coming to Sweden :P
this is my ex girlfriends classmate, she is one of the real pretty blondes atm
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v20fredag_05/slides/DSC05071.html
Brunette is a 7 at least.
yeah thats my workmates brother and his newfound love...
the blonde with the lips is a 6
Kolb man, im sorry but those girls are low 4's in my book.
haha, check out Don Juan DeMarco here.
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v22lor_05/slides/DSC07565.html
Iarla, nah those are not hot, those are like high 6's in my book
damn looks like i should have gone out this night
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v21fredag_05/cc.php
and teach her english.
They obviously get alot of free drinks.
Dark haired one, anyway. Give her my number
EW, found a pic of a friends sister where a guy is feeling her up.
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v22lor_05/slides/DSC07562.html
Which slides, if you click a pic and then press next or previous at the bottom you can copy the link from those buttons
The chicks in the slide previous to your first URL are pretty damn fit, actually. Who are they Kolb? Sisters?
Hehe squibb, hmm yeah that might be possible, i usually ask a friend of mine about people. a week later i've forgotten all of it though. Since i stopped caring about pking i stopped caring about who's who. I'll see if i can find out again cause now it would probably be fun. Tanar, come on you know i hate him more then most of the mud. Ash too for that matter.
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v22lor_05/cc.php (first 3 pictures in the Dalwhinnie section is the company i had.) you can also log in on www.flukta.se to see pictures from the nightclubs in my city. Gotta have something to do if your not playing ps2 games like me:)
ok, my attempts to get some kind of decent argument/flame fest going here are fruitless. i think there's a james bond marathon on tv or something, maybe i'll go watch that.
on please kolb, when i joined udungul, i told squibb to ask around to find out who i was because i knew he was friends with you, and he got a nice long list from you. i think you and that fag tanar must share your information though, because you both have some people like Omaha on the list. while that's not me, i know who it is, and it's pretty fucking funny that he shows up :P
But for the record, i have no clue about your alts. You should know about my chars and feel free to tell everyone. I'd be supprised if you find anyone that thinks i try to keep them secret.
Your two companions look to be utterly enthralled with your company. Especially the girl on the right. She's clearly having a whale of a time.
Huh, my list?, immortals?
Oh wait, YOU have friends..*gasp* Did you hurt yourself irl and get sympathy friends?
hey, since you're so good at keep track of my alts and sharing them with people, much like i tell everyone yours :), who is my latest? i always find it amusing that chars of mine that i create and play for 2 hours and then abandon show up on your list. it's always nice when immortals follow the rules.
Ah much better Miroth, thats a shirt that keeps me warm, if you were out that night you would not want to just have a t-shirt and a jacket. (which was hanging on a hanger nearby). Sucks that all the girls and the other guys at the table just drank cider and bad beer. i had guiness on tap.
kolb, a friend of mine asked, what the hell is with that gay jacket? could you answer this for him?
Servant of the Dark Lord?! Herucalmo is a dirty traitor and enjoys slaughtering orcs in Mordor for their equipment. Cool log though. Looks like you were kept on your toes.
you get no points for ugly chicks.
Lets see if Gaudrin or Miroth have something fun to say bout that.
OMG its me
http://www.ostersund.cc/lokalt/v22lor_05/slides/DSC07563.html
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
The girls look drugged :(
Herucalmo the numenorean Scourge
Not present in Arda. Gender: male
Age: 6d 18h 13m 36s (Warlord)
Herucalmo is the warlord of the AotWU legion.
Not!
<3
I'd call him a quitter for that, he quit out of combat and did it in a alias probably, as he managed to pull it off in the last command that goes through before he was too unconcious.
maby if he stays offline long enough he can heal back enough to not die!
Hmm sleeping with -hp, does that give a npc death when logging back on?
How's it cheating? I mean, really.
well, we've seen what happens to other people that fess up to cheating. I hope Draugluin maintains his standards and nukes you when the mud works again.
Just quick thought, what if this crash was so bad...everything wiped except the basic game grid?
He thought going into er lands would break him but I was using a bug to serve or something perhaps? :)