plz help? (mp info-less version)

Posted by
Vermond [legacy]
Uploaded
16 June 2005 00:00:00
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Misc

Porphyria was trying to post it earlier. (No, I wasn't the one that kept removing it)


OK HER EIS LOG:
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SO i wuz maken golden coins 'n eaten pudden when FUCKOR ATTACK ME

Fuckor attack you IN THE BEHIND.
$ HJAELP ME oh mates I am being STABBED!! Location: IN THE BUTT
[ WANXORZ ]: HJAELP ME oh mates I am being attacked!! Location: IN THE BUTT
Fuckor PENETRATE you deep with spear!!
Do: start command
teh room <n,w,s,ne>
teh room <n,w,s>
teh room <n,w,sw,ne>
teh room <e,w,s>
You bend over.
You fart a magic portal appears!
You disappear into portal, leave Fuckor behind!
teh far room <n,e,w,s>

^ (OOC) Lolman: LOLLER Fuck you fuckor!
^ (OOC) Fuckor: Is no fair you r teh lame
^ (OOC) Lolman: LOLLER I broke u!!!
^ (OOC) Fuckor: stfu u broke wind

You LOLLER OUT LOL!
Fuckor enters.
Fuckor's friend enters.
Fuckor's friend's neighbour enters. 
Fuckor's friend's dog enters.
Fuckor's other friend's fifth alt enters.

THEY ALL ATTACK YOU!
You die.
You say: Oh fuck! is no fair
EVERYONE LAUGH AT U.

Someone say: who fart now BITCH??
Someone say: woof!



THis is teh 1st attemt frm Fuckor perspcvtoiv.

Lolman shout: omg!
Triggered! doing: sTaLk lolman
What?
n
In the butt <s>
Lolman the silvan HAA
Triggered! doing: sTaLk lolman
What?

shape lolman
sTaLk lolman
wear bands of slaying from orc courier pack
wear bands of slaying from dol amroth pack
wear bands of slaying from leather scout ruck
wear bands of slaying from large harvester's pack
light crystal 1
light crystal 2
wear dark ring from cloak
wear dark ring from cloak
wield sword from sheath 1
wield sword from sheath 2
wield sword from cloak
wield sword from cloak 2
wield staff from pack
wield staff from sling
wield hammer from belt
wield hammer from pack
sTaLk lolman
drink mixed potion
drop empty potion
shape lolman
backstab lolman
l lolman
sTaLk lolman
trigger lolman todo sTaLk lolman
tell frend i r kill LOLMAN
^legend lolman soon
cackle
shape lolman
teehee
order pizza
backstab lolman
shape lolman
sTaLk lolman

Lolman is in teh sux shape.
What?
Wear what from where?
Wear what from where?
Wear what from where?
Wear what from where?
You ignite your crystal.
You ignite your crystal.
You wear an ominous dark ring.
Wear what?
Failed!
Failed!
Failed!
Failed!
Failed!
Failed!
Failed!
Failed!
What?
There is no mixed potion here.
Drop what?
Lolman is in teh sux shape.
You sneak up and stab Lolman from behind!

thes r lolman
He is carrying:
teh weap (wielded)
teh shild (worn)
teh pak (worn)
teh pwnzorz armorz (worn)
Warrax's LOL drum.

What?
What?
You tell Devinius I r kill LOLMAN
^ (OOC) Fuckor: legend lolman soon
What?
Would you like fries with that?
You are too busy fighting!
Lolman is in teh sux shape.

You PENETRATE Lolman deep with spear!!
Lolman leaves south.

You say: WTF!!!



I R SEE FUTAR THIS R LOG COMMENDZ
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Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 21:58:20 By: Devinius
PURE 6! I r in log!!

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 22:12:01 By: Lolman
y he atack me:((((((

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 22:27:57 By: Fuckor's frnd 
Lolman you suck man, lol! *lolly lolman*

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 22:39:39 By: Miroth
Fuck you Devinius! Wtf this? This not funny, 
u all fag. I not fag. Otoron try to make me gay 
but I not like Iarla. Iarla like buttsex. Caber
like tree up butt. TAKE THIS LOG AND SHOVE UP
CABER BUTT. 

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 22:46:29 By: Iarla
Ye all feckin sook t'be shoor.

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 22:46:30 By: Bakal
HAHAHAHA IARLA R TEH FUNNI

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 23:01:45 By: Fuckor
wtf is this bullshit? i am try to sTaLk him but wtf and i no follow?!?!? WTF?!?!?

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 23:05:28 By: Finduilun
You're all a bunch of cocks. I HATE YOU ALL WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME:(((((((((((

Date: 16. Jun, 2005, 23:08:14 By: Oracle        
jag har no opinion but talar anyway.
bork bork.

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 23:11:04 By: Warrax
omglolwtf

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 23:15:34 By: Otoron
I'm not even going to bother posting a comment here.

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 23:15:33 By: Bakal
LOL OTORON R TEH FUNNI

Date: 15. Jun, 2005, 23:24:56 By: Pallasch
Maybe Fuckor, it's because you're an mping bulgarian cumshot gone wrong? kthxstfu

And you are a fucker Finduilun.

Date: 16. Jun, 2005, 0:38:30 By: Skyman
haha good kill! this what all about!

Date: 16. Jun, 2005, 0:38:31 By: Skyman's alt!
plz no hurt ppl :( is bad 2 keel. I
r have split personality. 

Date: 16. Jun, 2005, 0:55:23 By: Rhoads
LOL AM RETARD GOOD LOG GR8 FART STYLE
I R GIVE PURE 6 CUZ I SNORT COCAINE

Date: 16. Jun, 2005, 1:25:45 By: Iarla
DIE WHORE

Date: 16. Jun, 2005, 3:38:08 By: Bakal
I puke inside your mom's buttock until 
your twin brother who never left the womb
starts dialling 911 on the cell phone
that your mom's pimp left inside her
accidentally while shooting a stunt
scene for a porn flick in Outer Mongolia,
her native homeland. 
See? Is easy to be retart. Let's be
nice to each other now.

Date: 16. Jun, 2005, 3:38:29 By: Naith
You have the IQ of frozen dog poo.

Date: 16. Jun, 2005, 6:07:34 By: Caber
Thanks for holding my log for me
Miroth! ZIM BAM BOOM KATCHA BOOM 
BING!!!! GOD YES I AM THE LORD OF
HUMOUR!!! OH GOD THANK YOU FOR 
CREATING ME WITH SUCH QUICK WITS
AND CHARM. OH I AM SO BEAUTIFUL.