How to get Happy!

Posted by
Cogline [legacy]
Uploaded
04 December 2001 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Ok. Here is what you do. Sometimes when your 'Happiness's is decreasing in strength you must boost it. Cogline's old saying is: You are only happy when your teeth and entire body is splattered with blood! This means you basically must kill someone. If you are drunk you naturally must find a victim fast or you will fall asleep. Now the rest is history...


Your victim is now Roku
HP:230 EP:100> l
HP:230 EP:100> A Bridge(s, ne, n and stairs)
 Huvintude the silvan Thaumaturgist (Heroic)
 Roku the dunedain Captain (Moral)
 Poligap's white stallion (hitched)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:94> Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:94> Roku is in perfect shape.
HP:230 EP:94> You focused on aim last time, try something different!
HP:230 EP:94> You hit Roku with an arrow!
Roku falls asleep from the poison on the arrow!
HP:230 EP:94> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
 A huge spider weaves its web
HP:230 EP:94> You slip a hunter's bow into your cloak's hidden pocket.
HP:230 EP:94> Ok.
HP:230 EP:94> You wield your Wizardry Staff.
HP:230 EP:94> A Bridge(s, ne, n and stairs)
 Huvintude the silvan Thaumaturgist (Heroic)
 Roku the dunedain Captain (Moral) [unconscious]
 Poligap's white stallion (hitched)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:230 EP:94> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:94> You are too busy to make an attack!
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:230 EP:72>     You take a deep breath, and summon the power of the staff to your
will.  Focusing on your opponent, you speak the staff's command word
'Thuringwethil', and watch as the staff's magic strikes your opponent.
    Your opponent screams in agony, after a small delay, a blue mist
begins to form around your enemy's body and is absorbed by the staff.
A warm feeling creeps up your arm and you feel better...the staff has
also just become cold and lifeless.
HP:230 EP:65> You start casting lightning.
Your enchanted item is consumed!
HP:230 EP:65> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:65> Trigger deactivated.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Roku regains consciousness.
Roku misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
You feel the energy flow through you in an ecstatic wave, and
you call lightning from out of nowhere!
Lightning crackles around you, but does not harm you.
Huvintude ignores your lightning.
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Roku!!!
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Poligap's white stallion!!!
Poligap's white stallion misses you.
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:51> It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
You decide to put Roku out of his misery.
HP:230 EP:51> You decide to put Roku out of his misery.
HP:230 EP:51> You decide to put Roku out of his misery.
HP:230 EP:51> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:51> Roku leaves south.
Huvintude leaves south.
look body
You don't see that here.
HP:230 EP:51> You hit Poligap's white stallion.
The ghost of Roku drifts in.
Poligap's white stallion misses you.
s
The Mirkwood path(s, sw, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:47> Huvintude enters.
The ghost of Roku drifts in.
The ghost of Roku drifts south.
n
A Bridge(s, ne, n and stairs)
 Poligap's white stallion (hitched)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:230 EP:40> 5s
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:40> The Mirkwood path(s, sw, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:40> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
 A brand
HP:230 EP:40> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:40> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:40> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
 Corpse of Roku
HP:230 EP:40> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:40> look body
This is the dead body of Roku.
It contains:
  some gold coins
  a wooden shield
  a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Shalk
  a goblin backpack
  a simple leather baldric
HP:230 EP:36> get gold from corpse
Huvintude enters.
get all from corpse into pack
Ok.
HP:230 EP:35> a wooden shield : Ok.
a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Shalk : Ok.
a goblin backpack : Too bulky.
a simple leather baldric : Ok.
HP:230 EP:35> look body
You put 283 gold in your pockets.
This is the dead body of Roku.
It contains:
  a goblin backpack
HP:230 EP:33> i
Huvintude hmms.
Roku enters.
Roku leaves south.
Roku enters.
HP:230 EP:29> Roku says: you FUCKEr
Roku says: give me
HP:230 EP:43> l
    You are inside Mirkwood forest.  Few live to tell of what they
experience here in these woods.
A gentle wind blows through the trees, causing you to shiver.
    The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
 Roku the dunedain Sheriff (Moral)
 Huvintude the silvan Thaumaturgist (Heroic)
 Corpse of Roku
HP:230 EP:41> 'what?
You say: what?
HP:230 EP:39> look body
This is the dead body of Roku.
It contains:
  a goblin backpack
Roku says: you stupid ass
Roku says: who are you
Roku says: show yourself
Huvintude looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
You say: why
fade
HP:230 EP:48> You are already blending into the background.
Roku says: puss
Huvintude says: what the fuck
You say: you seem rude
Huvintude says: why did you do that?
Your headache clears up.
Huvintude says: you just killed him!
You say: I had a bad childhood
You say: It is not my fault
HP:230 EP:35> Roku says: yeah
You say: I blame my parents
HP:230 EP:34> Huvintude says: take it out on your mom then
Roku says: you are going to have a BAD FACE
You say: I just did
You hug Roku.
You wave.
HP:230 EP:28> 9w
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:28> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:28> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:28> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:28> Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
 A slimy slug crawls across your path.
HP:230 EP:28> The Mirkwood path(s, w, ne, n and e)
HP:230 EP:28> The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:28> The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:28> The Mirkwood path(s, w and e)
HP:230 EP:28> The Bridge(w and e)