[ Super ] Bakal: I'm going to punch you in the baby maker. Yep, right in the ovary. [ Super ] Jewel: who? [ Super ] Bakal: Heh [ Super ] Bakal: No one. It's a quote from the movie Anchorman :P [ Super ] Jewel: ah [ Super ] Bakal: Jewel, how old are you? [ Super ] Jewel: 19 [ Super ] Rami: leave my ovaries alone :( [ Super ] Bakal: Rami, you don't have any ovaries. [ Super ] Rami: YOU DONT KNOW ME [ 11:34PM ] M: Hey Ezra,did you hear of our plan? [ 11:35PM ] M: Once Iarla hits 10d, Iarla, Otoron, Mithgil, and Rathmar are all gonna immort apply. [ 11:35PM ] Rami: thats like whales comitting mass-suicide. [ 12:16PM ] Zavosh: why do you guys think this is so hilarious? :P [ 12:17PM ] M: Because for years they've been telling people like us to stop whining and help out. [ 12:17PM ] M: And we're all gonna be like "It's our time to help out!" and they're gonna say 'fuck no'. [ 12:17PM ] Rathmar: Apparently they meant by 'help out' to be 'write a check' [ 12:18PM ] Zavosh: this whole donation business is fucking fishy if you ask me [ 12:18PM ] Zavosh: they raised a shitload of money, what the fuck happened [ 12:20PM ] Yun: Xanax for Aule's wife. [ Idiots ] Qfm: hahaha, 'ramification' contains the word rami [ Idiots ] Qfm: I'll never look at the word in the same light ever again. [ Chat ] Rathmar: Brad's pretty fast with the resign finger [ Chat ] Rathmar: He's sort of like the Frenchman of Global Combat [ Chat ] Rathmar: Can I tidbit that?Ê Because I'm laughing! [ Udungul ] Piotyr: Tanis tells you: how can i live without you....here by my side...how can i breathe without you...if you ever know [ Udungul ] Tanis: Yah like I really said that [ Udungul ] Tanis: Tanis tells you: Im not the real tanis :p [ Udungul ] Squibb: so did you have fun in Monet's office guys? [ Udungul ] Tanis: No... [ Udungul ] Tanis: im not gay :p [ Udungul ] Monet: actually, we're desecrating your office Squibb [ Udungul ] Squibb: The odor coming from Tanis's fingers nearly knocks you out. [ Udungul ] Piotyr fdls [ Udungul ] Monet: omg [ Udungul ] Tanis: yah it was his period or something [ Udungul ] Monet: Squibb crossed the line and is now in china [ Udungul ] Tanis: So you think im ignorant Monet? :p [ Udungul ] Piotyr: yes [ Udungul ] Tanis: you're right, who told you :p [ Udungul ] Monet: no I just think you are a little confused sexually [ Udungul ] Squibb: Sex for Tanis is like a rubic's cube for a monkey [ Udungul ] Tanis: wait [ Udungul ] Tanis: what about my monkey? [ Udungul ] Tanis: Exit evil scary assassin reputation. Ê EnterÊvirgin, my little brother can get more than you hillbilly reputation [ Udungul ] Tanis: im the uncle you never had but always wanted :p [ Udungul ] Monet: I wanted a honry perverted uncle? [ Udungul ] Tanis: you forgot gay :p [ Udungul ] Monet: I have one of those [ Udungul ] Tanis: oh well then [ Udungul ] Monet: Uncle Doug and Aunt Craig [ Udungul ] Piotyr: am I the only person without a gay uncle? [ Udungul ] Monet: and yes, I am 150% serious [ Udungul ] Squibb: i dont have one [ Udungul ] Tanis: i dont have one :p [ Udungul ] Piotyr: yeah but you ARE one [ Udungul ] Tanis: doesnt count :p [ Udungul ] Monet: oh yeah I have uncle doug and aunt craig [ Udungul ] Squibb: lol [ Udungul ] Squibb: Piotyr your an Uncle Fudger! [ Udungul ] Piotyr: hehe [ Udungul ] Monet: the drove me home from xmas party one night and I had to sit it craigs lap, and they were teasing each other and out came "be quiet bottom boy" [ Udungul ] Tanis: fdl [ Udungul ] Tanis: can i refer to Piotyr as bottom boy? [ Udungul ] Piotyr fdls [ Udungul ] Piotyr: NO! [ Udungul ] Squibb: did you ask them who the bitch was? [ Udungul ] Monet: honey, the bottom boy is the bitch [ Udungul ] Piotyr: well I assume aunt Craig is :P [ Udungul ] Monet: yeah [ Udungul ] Monet: one of my sis's ex's did that [ Udungul ] Monet: it stuck [ Udungul ] Squibb: couldnt pull out? [ Udungul ] Monet: FDL [ Udungul ] Piotyr lols [ Udungul ] Tanis: wtf does that mean [ Udungul ] Tanis: what got stuck [ Udungul ] Piotyr: yeah..what got stuck? [ Udungul ] Monet: some gay uncles you are [ Udungul ] Tanis: Piotyr tells you: maybe we can get Squibb to join us in our half half-elf baby love making [ Udungul ] Squibb: sounds like Michael Jackson might join in [ Udungul ] Monet: nah, no 5 year old [ Udungul ] Tanis: Whacko jacko..fdl [ Udungul ] Squibb: hes just misunderstood! [ Udungul ] Piotyr: Tanis tells you: Dude lets get out of here I'm horny HP:230 EP:202> l moss Ê ÊMoss covers some of the standing sections of wall. ÊIt is deep green in color, and appears to be thriving in this moist environment. [ Udungul ] Monet: shall I let them use my office Squibb? [ Udungul ] Piotyr: you guys are sick! [ Udungul ] Monet: tell squibb and then you and I can fade and hide and watch it and submit the log! [ Udungul ] Tanis: Pio pretend you're the secretary and ill pretend im the janitor...my fantasy comes true [ Udungul ] Monet: DAMMIT! [ Udungul ] Squibb: Piotyr tells you: It is deep pink in color, and appears to be thriving in this moist environment. [ Udungul ] Piotyr rotfls [ Udungul ] Monet: LOL [ Udungul ] Tanis: hahaha [ Chat ] Vazroth: A KoDA character is a good investment. [ Chat ] Vazroth: It takes years to get a character there. [ Chat ] Otoron: That's true. [ Chat ] Otoron: Years of hard work. [ Chat ] Otoron: Saying 'thou' instead of 'you' [ Chat ] Stephen: THOU EVIL SWINE [ Chat ] Stephen: is how it's said. [ Chat ] Otoron: and mudbanging Oshwekan. [ Chat ] Stephen: *bed squeaks* [ Chat ] Stephen: afk [ Chat ] Otoron: Steve, how was she? [ Chat ] Stephen: mm [ Chat ] Stephen: Oh yeah. [ Chat ] Stephen: good stuff. [ Chat ] Korbin: yeah Ive walked in the GH before with her and Dwain [ Chat ] Vazroth: If I had a char there, I'd keep it. But whatever. :p [ Chat ] Stephen: Why [ Chat ] Korbin: they wouldn't even move it out of the guildbar :( ^ (OOC) Jian: Btw, gods seriously abuse the hell outta the new comm banning system. ^ (OOC) Iarla: Word brother ^ (OOC) Iarla: Black power. Trogdor told you: how do i get back to bree or rivendell You told Trogdor: By burninating the village [ Chat ] Vildoran: Damnit, I've killed this lady twice now and she's either been on the phone or gone, I've left two messages with her secretary to have her call me back, and nothing. Bitch. [ Chat ] Qfm: called, not killed? :P [ Chat ] Qfm: You mud too much :( [ Chat ] Vildoran: heh [ Chat ] Vildoran: I didn't even notice that [ Chat ] Vildoran: wow [ Chat ] Vildoran: keep the sharp objects away from me... [ Chat ] Otoron: How?! YOU'RE A COOK. [ Chat ] Otoron: You're a veritable Beorning armoury! [ Chat ] Vildoran: they have shitty knives there anyway [ Chat ] Qfm: exactly [ Idiots ] Caber: Hey, Rhoads, you're trying to play poker IRL? That's awesome! [ Idiots ] Caber: You should teach Quintin how to do that. ^ Zoso: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Hilarius ^ Zoso: that sounds like a fun time to be a roman Matthew.Lukens@wachovia.comÊ to me More options May 16 I'm at work, and I'm bored out of my mind, but I am still chuckling that, get this, Lotze pkilled Zeus! ÊHahahahahahhaha. You know you are a CAN when you get pkilled by Lotze. To : Heaton From : Hazardous Date : Wed Apr 27 20:01:16 2005 Subject: Clanmail: clan assistant =================================== Deathrob is my clan assistant..his word is law. Understand that we have to become the greatest clan. For no other reason but in memory of trenchant Keep this clan how it was...the most feared clan..When u said u were in AotWD after some1 had stolen from you they called up all there friends and went partying...they made sure they're hunt brakes were all good... but we were always better and always took out there hunt brakes! we are the best and most feared clan! DON'T LOSE U"RE PRIDE! gather up more assassins! lets make arda shake once more at the name of... Assassins of the World Divided ************************************************************** Nerie tells you: Would u be so kind to spare me 4k gold? You tell Nerie: of course not. I should kill you for asking. Nerie tells you: Oh.. i'm kinda in bree You tell Nerie: Noted, thanks. Nerie tells you: No, mistell! ^ (OOC) Summerwind: I never said I never had mudsex.. I just don't anymore ^ (OOC) Otoron: That's your comeback? ^ (OOC) Otoron: "I might have used to mudsex Zelindo, but now I don't."? ^ (OOC) Summerwind: he turned me off to having it :P ^ (OOC) Otoron: I guess you're left me at a loss on how to insult you more. ^ (OOC) Toby: That's pretty much like saying, "I used to sniff paint, but now I don't." ^ (OOC) Toram: I'd rather admit to sniffing the paint. Toram tells you: And... Summerwind wonders why she was on the tidbits, Ê Ê so much, Êgetting made fun of. Yet, Êshe keeps setting herself up, over,Êand over... Wait, watch, and see. She'll just keep on commenting,Êregardless. HP:180 EP:177> ^ (OOC) Pallasch: I shall refrain from flaming Scatha :( %sgit msicom % Rocky: sgit msicom HP:180 EP:175> ^ (OOC) Scatha: flame me, please ^ (OOC) Pallasch: ... He does that on his own! tell mog waht are otyuofin You tell Mog: waht are otyuofin HP:180 EP:175> ^schatah ssucks a tlo ^ (OOC) Rocky: schatah ssucks a tlo HP:180 EP:170> ^he's atlso a transverstict ^ (OOC) Rocky: he's atlso a transverstict HP:180 EP:166> % Elyaavie: well that was fun, balfy reset on me, double profets! [ AllComm ] Pallasch: I shouldn't have said that :P % Elyaavie: opps.. Mog tells you: you are drunk like a biatch ^ (OOC) Scatha: i don't get flamed enough. Êit's like people will think Ê Ê i'm gonna warn them or imprison them or something, which is like, not Ê Ê true Autosave. ^scatha frickk u ar elying now ^ (OOC) Rocky: scatha frickk u ar elying now HP:180 EP:162> ^ (OOC) Pallasch: Hahaha... you're baiting me, jerkoff!. ^ (OOC) Paraiko: Scatha, up your nose with a rubber hose. ^tahs is oemthing you would exaclt ydo ^ (OOC) Rocky: tahs is oemthing you would exaclt ydo HP:180 EP:158> ^ (OOC) Scatha: i'd love a rubber hose up my nose ^by rbber hose he sifreferring to fake Ê Ê Ê Ê Ê penis also knowna s Êdildo ^ (OOC) Rocky: by rbber hose he sifreferring to fake Ê Ê Ê Ê Ê penis also Ê Ê knowna s Êdildo HP:180 EP:155> ^ (OOC) Pallasch: Hahaha ^ (OOC) Paraiko: hahaha ^ (OOC) Scatha: i'm not prejudiced. Êi hate everyone. ^ (OOC) Scatha: only those who give me a fuzzy feeling inside do I like. ^ (OOC) Camillus: like Gerbils? ^ (OOC) Scatha: no, like Camillus. ^ (OOC) Scatha: now, anyone who could get a fag to me in the next 2 minutes, would be my hero ^ (OOC) Scatha: fag=cigarette in this case ^ (OOC) Pallasch: Haha ^ (OOC) Pallasch: Damn ^ (OOC) Scatha: but sending a gay man to me would be fine too ^ (OOC) Pallasch: You closed the door :p ^ (OOC) Scatha: maybe i'd forget about my need to smoke if i had an ass to pound ^ (OOC) Scatha: whoops ^ (OOC) Caber: Come to think of it, people probably talk to me out of fear for their own safety. You told Caber: so... how's a gift of 5k sound to you? Caber told you: I've doubled the rate on protection payments for this quarter. Caber told you: Make it 10k, or I can't guarantee something bad won't happen to you and your friends. You told Caber: y..you...you know I can't afford another increase... Caber told you: *SMASHES DISPLAY CASE WINDOW WITH BASEBALL BAT* Oops, did I do that? You told Caber: erm...*gulp* how about 20k? ^ (OOC) Toby: Unwritten comm rule #1: ^ (OOC) Nagash: I see, it's indeed unwritten. ^ (OOC) Durad: Where is Ash. I want to join [CENSORED BY RHOADS]. ^ (OOC) Durad: Or Ugrim, or Tanar! ^ (OOC) Durad: Delrerango is no longer the [CENSORED BY RHOADS] GM!?!?!?!?! :(999999999999:(:( ^ (OOC) Daimen: now we're all doomed ^ (OOC) Durad: Whats [CENSORED BY RHOADS]? Someone tells you: Hi. [ 3:15AM ] Ruben: put a sock in it. [ 3:15AM ] Zavosh: and asked around for douglas's address [ 3:15AM ] Zavosh: SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE DUTCHMAN [ 3:16AM ] Caber: Haha. [ 3:16AM ] Zavosh: and told people I was looking for it :P *** Ruben was kicked from the server (I put a sock in your dad last night. And by sock, I mean sock.). *** Ruben has disconnected. [ 3:16AM ] Caber: Wait, did you really mean sock? [ 3:16AM ] M: I meant cock :( [ 3:16AM ] Caber: Or was that...hahaha [ 3:16AM ] Zavosh: hahaha *** Ruben has connected. [ 3:16AM ] Zavosh: he meant cock ruben! [ 3:16AM ] Zavosh: cock! [ 3:16AM ] Ruben: right [ 3:16AM ] Zavosh: get it? sock? cock? ahaha! [ 3:17AM ] Ruben: no [ 3:17AM ] Ruben: please explain [ 3:17AM ] Zavosh: bleh [ 3:17AM ] Zavosh: you ruin fun :( [ 3:17AM ] Ruben: :)) *** System message from M: I am crying in funny tears irl atm [ 3:17AM ] Ruben: Haha HP:230 EP:213 Caber appears from the shadows. Caber enters the game. Caber says in Westron: Oh fuck Caber says in Westron: Not you Caber left the game. [ Chat ] Yun: Afk to shave Gothwin's moustache. [ Chat ] Josh: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha [ Chat ] Rianor: HAahhahaha [ Morons ] Rianor: Oh! I'm ever so pissed. [ Morons ] Vazroth: Why? [ Morons ] Rianor: I got disconnected and now all my friends are gone:( [ Morons ] Vazroth: What a shame. [ Morons ] Ruben: I'm still here, you backstabbing bitch. [ Morons ] Rianor: You were here... before? [ Morons ] Ruben: I'm... omnipresent [ Morons ] Ruben: I am eternally around you, under you, in you [ Morons ] Rianor: You're not omnipotent though, so that's kinda useless [ 8:51PM ] Josh: so my parents have a whole family of swedes staying with them [ 8:51PM ] Josh: i feel like randomly asking them about goldbugs and stuff, just to make sure they're not t2t people [ Chat ] Qfm: Hebrew is such a gross sounding language :P [ Chat ] Mizrahi: So is engaging in homosexual intercourse, but you don't hear me making comments about that now do you? :P [ 8:52PM ] R: Fimbu, are my tidbits utterly horrible? [ 8:52PM ] Fimbu: Nope, they make me laugh [ 8:52PM ] R: Good. [ 8:52PM ] R: Gaudrin and other asshats keep telling me how much they suck. [ 8:52PM ] Josh: Man [ 8:52PM ] Josh: Gaudrin lives with Gothwin [ 8:52PM ] Josh: who cares what he thinks? [ 8:52PM ] Josh: that's all you need to remember [ 8:52PM ] Josh: 'Hi Gaudrin, you live with Gothwin. Case closed' [ 7:30PM ] Zavosh: the ainur? [ 7:30PM ] Rianor: Yeh them [ 7:30PM ] Zavosh: they should have a great big orgy [ 7:31PM ] Zavosh: and mudsex each other all at the same time [ 7:31PM ] Zavosh: in the arena [ 7:31PM ] Zavosh: and have us bet on who will last longer [ 7:31PM ] Rianor: I'd bet Draugluin! [ 7:31PM ] Rianor: Having never really used his penis, ever, I figure he has a lot of catching up to do [ 7:33PM ] Scat: I'm betting Hoarmurath. [ 7:33PM ] Rianor: What about Mathias? [ 7:34PM ] Zavosh: I have no idea, Mathias apparently jerks off to anime a lot, maybe he'll last a long time *** Nalain has disconnected. [ 7:35PM ] Rianor: Yes, because maybe real girls, with their tiny eyes and boobs cannot possibly satisfy him! [ 7:36PM ] Rianor: And I bet the sensibly coloured/styled hair is a real turnoff to him as well [ 7:36PM ] Zavosh: not to mention the whole perspective and depth of vision ^ (OOC) Word: Naith! ^ (OOC) Word: woooooooooord ^ (OOC) Naith: ! ^ (OOC) Word: say something about my IQ being as low as room temperature! ^ (OOC) Word: I like your IQ based jokes! they have style ^ (OOC) Naith: Like cherry popping jokes, they're only good the first time around. ^ (OOC) Word: the one was MENSA asking for their card back was good too! ^ (OOC) Word: er.. yeah! ^ (OOC) Naith: Word has been added to your friends list! ^ (OOC) Word: cherry popping.. first time.. LOLLERCOASTER ^ (OOC) Word: be careful, you don't want to be associated too closely with me ^ (OOC) Word: I'm rather well versed in idiotics ^ (OOC) Naith: I like a buttkisser as much as the next guy! ^ (OOC) Pierre: You're good, Naith. ^ (OOC) Word: buttkisser? screw you! I was trying to be nice, but you took it too far, assmonkey! ^ (OOC) Naith: Ahahahahahahaha ^ (OOC) Word: your laughter is monotonous and boring ^ (OOC) Word: much like your personality I bet ^ (OOC) Word: I'm going to go and be nice to someone else now ^ (OOC) Naith: How do I get the old Word back? ^ (OOC) Pierre: Reinstall Office ^ (OOC) Naith: KaPow! ^ (OOC) Word: hey shardd-ick what's up my buddy! ^ (OOC) Shardik: My hip is broken. ^ (OOC) Naith: Somebody tidbit that piece of Pierre genius. ^ (OOC) Pierre giggles in embarassment. ^ (OOC) Word XP ^ (OOC) Shardik: jackass Grimscar says in Westron: Yeah, well what doesn't change for me is the woody I get from hot guys :P Grimscar says in Westron: err Grimscar says in Westron: girls :) Logan tells you: athin still puts on his clown suit with assassin written on the back and prawns around arda now and then with circus music going in the background, ;P There is news! Sorry, you have idled too long. #SESSION 't2t' DIED. #THERE'S NO ACTIVE SESSION NOW Someone says in Westron: ah the good old days of vicious insults against deboraha on the comm, why must these things come to pass :( Someone looks at you and bursts out into sobs. ^ (OOC) Otoron: Which town would that be? ^ (OOC) Someone III is definitely *not* female You say in Westron: Which Someone is this? ^ (OOC) Aeria: Oh? I thought you were. ^ (OOC) Aeria: Go uninvis, and I won't have to guess. ^ (OOC) Titanicus: hmm Aeria go check out? ^ (OOC) Zoso: milwaukee of course ^ (OOC) Nethcal: how is everyone today ^ (OOC) Chiprox: im cool , you ? ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: my roids are flaring up and I just vomitted up half a pint of blood. ÊI also passed a stone early, how about you? ^ (OOC) Nethcal: not to shabby could be alot bette ^ (OOC) Lalo: see ya ARDA ^ (OOC) Xok: I thought the Beornings was a primarily edain race, and had few oth ers..Why is the GM dunedain? ^ (OOC) Duk: Cos he's cool. :P ^ (OOC) Levon: Perhaps he's one of the 'few others'. ^ (OOC) Scat chokes on his lunch. ^ (OOC) Skyman: Perhaps, you were all wrong? ^ (OOC) Duk: Disclaimer: I have no idea who is GM of Beornings. ^ (OOC) Otoron removes Scat's lunch from his mouth and zips up. ^ (OOC) Xok: Wow..What's the comm after that? ^ (OOC) Duk: erm, yours? ^ (OOC) Deumber: see ya arda ^ (OOC) Durnin: bye ^ (OOC) Otoron: Someone needs to make Deum, and party with Deumber. ^ (OOC) Behemoth: You've got an extraneous e. ^ (OOC) Fimbu: Hah... Deumber would become obselete if someone only made the character Deumbest! ^ (OOC) Duk fdl's. Otoron is now batting: 2/2. ^ (OOC) Xok: Deumber suicided ^ (OOC) Fimbu: Oh god, he did. ^ (OOC) Durnin: look what you did fimbu ^ (OOC) Fimbu: It was Otoron :P ^ (OOC) Xok: That sucks for him ^ (OOC) Durnin: he's probably better off ^ (OOC) Veratyr: deadlok you listen to such peaceful music ? ^ (OOC) Deadlok: oh Êuyeah ^ (OOC) Deadlok: enya ^ (OOC) Veratyr: very nice:) ^ (OOC) Deadlok: that one chick that did the song with eminem ^ (OOC) Otoron: Deadlok's also into Kenny G. ^ (OOC) Veratyr: hahahaah ^ (OOC) Otoron: Which is the real basis of the G-Unit. ^ (OOC) Deadlok chuckles ^ (OOC) Deadlok: LOL ^ (OOC) Deadlok: what her name... ^ (OOC) Deadlok: oh yeah dido ^ (OOC) Veratyr: I couldnt find a better reason to listen to Enya :) ^ (OOC) Deadlok: a blunt a couple brews and some enya and im set ^ (OOC) Camillus: no but Grimscar is always taunting me... ^ (OOC) Word: you have a girly name anyway ^ (OOC) Word: you deserve it ^ (OOC) Camillus: erm, Camillus? ^ (OOC) Mithgil: Yes. ^ (OOC) Word: yeah, camilla, camillus ^ (OOC) Mithgil: Almost as bad as Aeria or Jasumin or Meilikki. ^ (OOC) Camillus: Camillus was a roman general sir, more than capable of eating your genetalia and not wincing ^ (OOC) Word: I always have to legend to make sure you're female and by the timeÊI check it's already too late I have the boner ^ (OOC) Mithgil: He sure sounds roman, then. ^ (OOC) Otoron: Wait, you're saying being able to put a penis in your mouth and not wince is proof of what exactly? ^ (OOC) Word: what? you want to eat my genitalia? ^ (OOC) Camillus: wait, that came out wrong... ^ (OOC) Gaudrin: or went in wrong ^ (OOC) Otoron: Did it go in right? ^ (OOC) Word: hahaha Zelindo's POV: You tell Crusaderr: Don't try and complain if you're not even going to be open minded enough to actually know what happens, then. ******HP:230 EP:230****** ~~~~~~~~~~~~ You tell Crusaderr: Until then, get back in the kitchen, sweetie, and fix my fucking sandwich. ******HP:230 EP:230****** ~~~~~~~~~~~~ You are now ignoring Crusaderr. >>> New mail has arrived from: Crusaderr@Lothlorien. >>> Subject: I'd rather a professional did it for me, here's 20 dollars You tell Vallejo: http://www.angelfire.com/ok5/yoav/fans.jpg Vallejo tells you: You look jewish. Vallejo tells you: Is it sad that I was laughing about that? :P You tell Vallejo: Why do I look jewish!? You tell Vallejo: Is it the nose? :( You tell Vallejo: You can't even guess which of them I am, I bet. Vallejo tells you: Sorta nose, sorta the smile, but mostly how you're standing with that man. The body language. Vallejo tells you: Hes got his arm around you, but you distance the arm that has all the jewelry on it from him. Vallejo tells you: That and you resemble someone that would kill our lord savior. ^ (OOC) Alpizar: the only exception is LALO , he is 1.70 and large of penis = 10 inch :P ^ (OOC) Shardik: Your obsession with Lalo's penis is disturbing. ^ (OOC) Alpizar: yeah :P ^ (OOC) Lalo: fdl ^ (OOC) Alpizar: he is our heroe ^ (OOC) Lalo: yeah he dont drop it ^ (OOC) Pain: lol ^ (OOC) Dorion agrees with Shardik ^ (OOC) Lalo: all the time in his hand :P ^ (OOC) Shardik: haha ^ (OOC) Alpizar: the sum of all cubans < lalo ^ (OOC) Lalo give alp his penis.. go and Enjoin it.. but shut up in the com :P ^ (OOC) Pain: lalo has a PRIVATE admirer ^ (OOC) Alpizar: hahahahahaha ^ (OOC) Alpizar: go lalo go , i say to you , when all people here know that , you will have a lots of admirers ^ (OOC) Shardik: Most people here aren't as concerned with Lalo's penis as you are, Alpizar :P ^ (OOC) Someone: Can we cut out the penis chit chat? Take it to lalo's inn room if it is so pressing. ^ (OOC) Shardik: The only thing it's pressing is Alpizar's tonsils. Tiaren enters. Tiaren says in Westron: why is there stuff in the armoury? You boggle at the concept. You say in Westron: I DUNNO Tiaren hmms thoughtfully. Tiaren says in Westron: we should sell it Naith told you: Grit your teeth. We can get through this. You told Naith: I swear to god. WHY ARE ALL OF THEM LIKE ARAMYSS? You told Naith: I DONT HATE WOMEN. Just the goddamn mudchicks! Have I ever given you shit?! No! Naith told you: Probably because I don't go on comm declaring how "cute" I am, or because when I say "I just got banged" I mean some guys just grouped together and killed me, as opposed to Serex and Deadlok just fucked me senseless.