HP:230 EP:84 ll chef Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) On for: 43m 26s Gender: male Age: 6d 2h 37m 22s Can be mailed: Chef@Thranduil Info: Osu no seishin..Swedish Viking Carpe Diem HP:230 EP:84 s What? HP:230 EP:83 s At the bottom of a rocky hill(n and s) HP:230 EP:82 s Trail(n and s) Corpse of Guard HP:230 EP:82 s Considering the reception you got here earlier, maybe you better try not to look quite so aggressive. Perhaps you could cover your weapons and look less threatening. HP:230 EP:82 l s You are blocked from looking there. Path(n and s) A slave stands here A slave stands here A orcish slave guard HP:230 EP:81 l s You enter a small clearing in the path, here all you find is death and destruction. The dirt here is completely black and is very rough to the touch. It looks like as though this area has gotten the absolute worst of Mount Doom. The only things standing here is some fresh volcanic rock and a few extremely black trees. As you look around you notice that Mount Doom is closer than you thought. That is probably the reason why it is so barren here. For the first time you have the urge to move along on this trail, only because you fear the volcano will erupt and kill you. You see that the cottage is really a pen of a sort. Whatever makes the tracks doesn't seem to like it here, because the trails in the black dirt have short intervals in-between the steps. A thick blanket of smoke from Mt. Doom completely covers the sky. The only obvious exits are north and south. A lone girl A slave key [broken] HP:230 EP:81 s You are too busy to make an attack! Orcish slave guard misses you. Trail(n and s) A lone girl A slave key [broken] HP:230 EP:80 l s You stand at the end of the long path. Ahead of you is a small slave pen which seems to be in use as a stockade. The roughness of the trail seems to end, but the heat still continues as if in an inferno. The thoughts of unending list of ways you can die here makes you wonder why you are really here. There are some gruesome looking trees and bushes surrounding this area. Far off to the north you can barely make out a fortress, most likely Barad-dur. A thick blanket of smoke from Mt. Doom completely covers the sky. The pen door is open. The only obvious exits are pen and north. Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A large orc leader A hulking orc commander Chef smacks Orc commander. Orc commander misses someone. HP:230 EP:77 You begin to hunt Chef. HP:230 EP:77 In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! You sneak up and stab Chef from behind! HP:230 EP:27 Chef is in good shape. HP:230 EP:27 shape Chef is in good shape. HP:230 EP:27 You dilacerate Chef like a hungry wolf destroying flesh. Orc commander hits someone very hard. HP:230 EP:25 shape Chef is in good shape. HP:230 EP:25 Chef smacks you. You scratch Chef. Orc commander hits someone. shape Chef is in average shape. HP:222 EP:23 Chef misses you. You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts! Orc commander misses someone. HP:222 EP:20 HP:222 EP:20 Chef misses you. You miss Chef. Orc commander scratches someone. He is carrying: An elven shield (worn). A skull helmet (worn). A Dwarven Warhammer (wielded). A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn). A horseshoe charm (worn). A silvan breastplate (worn). A message stone. HP:222 EP:18 shape Chef is in average shape. HP:222 EP:18 Chef misses you. You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts! Orc commander hits someone hard. HP:223 EP:17 You open a silver flask. HP:223 EP:17 The miruvor is cool and sweet. HP:223 EP:17 You close a silver flask. HP:223 EP:17 Ok. HP:223 EP:17 shape all Chef bruises you deeply. You miss Chef. Orc commander misses someone. Chef is in average shape. Chef brushes you. You dilacerate Chef like a hungry wolf destroying flesh. Orc commander misses someone. HP:207 EP:12 HP:207 EP:12 shape Chef doesn't look so great. HP:207 EP:12 Chef misses you. You chop Chef. Orc commander hits someone. You begin to tire from tracking your prey. A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. HP:230 EP:50 HP:230 EP:50 shaep all Chef smacks you. You miss Chef. Orc commander misses someone. What? HP:223 EP:47 shape all Chef misses you. You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts! Orc commander misses someone. The Orc Leader tells you in Orcish: What arqgha unth snortolk ashunth? Chef bruises you deeply. You cut Chef's arm, leaving several bruises. Orc commander misses someone. Ok. HP:212 EP:43 You open a silver flask. HP:212 EP:43 The miruvor is cool and sweet. HP:212 EP:43 You close a silver flask. HP:212 EP:43 Ok. HP:212 EP:43 Chef gets a bowl of hearty stew from a Dol Amroth pack. Chef inhales a bowl of stew. Chef drops a bowl with a lid. Chef gets a bowl of hearty stew from a Dol Amroth pack. Chef inhales a bowl of stew. Chef drops a bowl with a lid. HP:212 EP:43 You cut Chef's arm, leaving several bruises. Orc commander misses someone. shape all Chef doesn't look so great. HP:212 EP:40 Chef enters the slave pen. Chef leaves pen. You follow Chef pen. You begin to walk through the door when you notice that there is no floor! It feels like you are falling for hours! Until BAM! You hit the ground with a smack. Stockade(tunnel and out) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A wise slave crouched in a corner Chef digs around in the dirt and finds and finds a secret tunnel! Chef leaves tunnel. You follow Chef tunnel. Tunnel(passage and hole) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A large rat runs around here. Chef punches a hole in the clay and clears the rubble away. Chef leaves passage. You follow Chef passage. Trail(n and s) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A lone girl A slave key [broken] get all into pack a crude rusty lock : The lock is secured to the keg. A slave key [broken] : Ok. HP:205 EP:40 You cut Chef's arm, leaving several bruises. shape Chef doesn't look so great. HP:206 EP:39 HP:206 EP:39 HP:206 EP:39 You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts! A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Path(n and s) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A slave stands here A slave stands here A orcish slave guard Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Trail(n and s) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) The somewhat decayed remains of Guard Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. At the bottom of a rocky hill(n and s) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s, ne and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves northwest. You follow Chef northwest. Foot of Mount Doom(n, e, se and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) shape Chef doesn't look so great. HP:230 EP:73 You cut Chef's arm, leaving several bruises. Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Orc path(n, e, sw, s, ne and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) HP:230 EP:70 Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. The Isenmouthe(n, se, sw, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) shape You miss Chef. Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Chef doesn't look so great. HP:230 EP:68 You miss Chef. Pit creature hits someone very hard. Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) HP:230 EP:66 You chop Chef. Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) shape Chef is near death. HP:230 EP:63 Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) You miss Chef. Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef gets a bowl of hearty stew from a Dol Amroth pack. Chef inhales a bowl of stew. Chef drops a bowl with a lid. HP:230 EP:61 get all into pack You miss Chef. a bowl with a lid : Ok. HP:230 EP:59 get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:59 Chef gets a bowl of hearty stew from a Dol Amroth pack. Chef drops a bowl of hearty stew. a bowl of hearty stew : Ok. HP:230 EP:59 You scratch Chef. HP:230 EP:57 get all into pack Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n and e) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:57 get all into pack You miss Chef. There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:55 get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:55 get all into pack get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:55 There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:55 get all into pack get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:55 There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:55 get all into pack Chef misses you. You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts! get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:53 There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:53 get all into pack Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:53 get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:53 get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:53 get all into pack You miss Chef. Pit creature misses someone. get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:50 get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:50 There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:50 Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef searches the room, but fails to find anything of interest. There is nothing here to get. You miss Chef. get all into pack Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:46 Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:46 get all into pack Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Chef brushes Pit creature. You miss Chef. Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n, e and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:43 get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:230 EP:43 get all into pack Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n and e) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef smashes you with a bone-shattering impact. You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts! There is nothing here to get. HP:215 EP:41 get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:215 EP:41 get all into pack Chef leaves north. You follow Chef north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Chef misses Pit creature. Pit creature misses someone. There is nothing here to get. HP:216 EP:40 Chef leaves south. You follow Chef south. Udun(n and e) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n, e and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n and e) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:216 EP:40 get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:216 EP:40 Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n, e and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef misses you. You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts! get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:216 EP:37 Chef leaves west. You follow Chef west. Udun(n and e) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef misses you. You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts! Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n, e and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Chef leaves east. You follow Chef east. Udun(n and w) Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) get all into pack There is nothing here to get. HP:216 EP:35 Chef falls to the ground. Chef is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! k You decide to put Chef out of his misery. The runes on the Fang glow brightly as you tower over your vanquished foe. Facing imminent death, they cower in fear before your greatness! You killed Chef. Chef has died. In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! You are in Udun, which directly translates into "Hell". This is a bowl-shaped plain of Mordor, with only two ways in or out. This is the primary gateway into the land of Mordor, and it is heavily fortified. A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast. A dark gate is southwest. The Ash Mountains rise up east. The only obvious exits are north and west. The ghost of Chef Corpse of Chef HP:216 EP:31 i Chef says: fuck HP:216 EP:29 take pack from corpse Ok. HP:216 EP:27 take hammer from corpse into pack Ok. HP:217 EP:27 look in pack Pack contains: A Dwarven Warhammer A bowl of hearty stew HP:217 EP:27 drop stew from pack Ok. HP:217 EP:24 eat stew You lap up the stew like a dog. HP:230 EP:43 Chef says: who =) say uhh You say: uhh HP:230 EP:40 HP:230 EP:39 l in corpse Corpse contains: Some gold coins A silvan breastplate A horseshoe charm A skull helmet An elven shield 0 HP:230 EP:38 shrug You shrug. HP:230 EP:37 take shield from corpse Ok. HP:230 EP:36 t into pack some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. a silvan breastplate : Ok. a horseshoe charm : Ok. a skull helmet : Too bulky. HP:230 EP:35 t into pack 2 some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. a skull helmet : Too heavy. HP:230 EP:33 t some gold coins : Ok. a skull helmet : Too bulky. HP:230 EP:32 gold You search your pockets and find 105 gold. HP:230 EP:32 You put 926 gold in your pockets.