A cook is a terrible thing to waste.
HP:230 EP:84 ll chef
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
On for: 43m 26s Gender: male
Age: 6d 2h 37m 22s
Can be mailed: Chef@Thranduil
Info: Osu no seishin..Swedish Viking Carpe Diem
HP:230 EP:84 s
What?
HP:230 EP:83 s
At the bottom of a rocky hill(n and s)
HP:230 EP:82 s
Trail(n and s)
Corpse of Guard
HP:230 EP:82 s
Considering the reception you got here earlier, maybe you
better try not to look quite so aggressive. Perhaps you could
cover your weapons and look less threatening.
HP:230 EP:82 l s
You are blocked from looking there.
Path(n and s)
A slave stands here
A slave stands here
A orcish slave guard
HP:230 EP:81 l s
You enter a small clearing in the path, here all you find is death
and destruction. The dirt here is completely black and is very rough
to the touch. It looks like as though this area has gotten the absolute
worst of Mount Doom. The only things standing here is some fresh
volcanic rock and a few extremely black trees. As you look around you
notice that Mount Doom is closer than you thought. That is probably
the reason why it is so barren here. For the first time you have the
urge to move along on this trail, only because you fear the volcano
will erupt and kill you. You see that the cottage is really a pen of
a sort. Whatever makes the tracks doesn't seem to like it here, because
the trails in the black dirt have short intervals in-between the steps.
A thick blanket of smoke from Mt. Doom completely covers the sky.
The only obvious exits are north and south.
A lone girl
A slave key [broken]
HP:230 EP:81 s
You are too busy to make an attack!
Orcish slave guard misses you.
Trail(n and s)
A lone girl
A slave key [broken]
HP:230 EP:80 l s
You stand at the end of the long path. Ahead of you is a small slave pen
which seems to be in use as a stockade. The roughness of the trail seems to end, but
the heat still continues as if in an inferno. The thoughts of unending
list of ways you can die here makes you wonder why you are really here.
There are some gruesome looking trees and bushes surrounding this area.
Far off to the north you can barely make out a fortress, most likely
Barad-dur.
A thick blanket of smoke from Mt. Doom completely covers the sky.
The pen door is open.
The only obvious exits are pen and north.
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A large orc leader
A hulking orc commander
Chef smacks Orc commander.
Orc commander misses someone.
HP:230 EP:77 You begin to hunt Chef.
HP:230 EP:77 In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime!
You sneak up and stab Chef from behind!
HP:230 EP:27 Chef is in good shape.
HP:230 EP:27 shape
Chef is in good shape.
HP:230 EP:27 You dilacerate Chef like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Orc commander hits someone very hard.
HP:230 EP:25 shape
Chef is in good shape.
HP:230 EP:25 Chef smacks you.
You scratch Chef.
Orc commander hits someone.
shape
Chef is in average shape.
HP:222 EP:23 Chef misses you.
You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Orc commander misses someone.
HP:222 EP:20
HP:222 EP:20 Chef misses you.
You miss Chef.
Orc commander scratches someone.
He is carrying:
An elven shield (worn).
A skull helmet (worn).
A Dwarven Warhammer (wielded).
A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
A horseshoe charm (worn).
A silvan breastplate (worn).
A message stone.
HP:222 EP:18 shape
Chef is in average shape.
HP:222 EP:18
Chef misses you.
You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Orc commander hits someone hard.
HP:223 EP:17 You open a silver flask.
HP:223 EP:17 The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:223 EP:17 You close a silver flask.
HP:223 EP:17 Ok.
HP:223 EP:17 shape all
Chef bruises you deeply.
You miss Chef.
Orc commander misses someone.
Chef is in average shape.
Chef brushes you.
You dilacerate Chef like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Orc commander misses someone.
HP:207 EP:12
HP:207 EP:12 shape
Chef doesn't look so great.
HP:207 EP:12
Chef misses you.
You chop Chef.
Orc commander hits someone.
You begin to tire from tracking your prey.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
HP:230 EP:50
HP:230 EP:50 shaep all
Chef smacks you.
You miss Chef.
Orc commander misses someone.
What?
HP:223 EP:47 shape all
Chef misses you.
You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Orc commander misses someone.
The Orc Leader tells you in Orcish: What arqgha unth snortolk
ashunth?
Chef bruises you deeply.
You cut Chef's arm, leaving several bruises.
Orc commander misses someone.
Ok.
HP:212 EP:43 You open a silver flask.
HP:212 EP:43 The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:212 EP:43 You close a silver flask.
HP:212 EP:43 Ok.
HP:212 EP:43 Chef gets a bowl of hearty stew from a Dol Amroth pack.
Chef inhales a bowl of stew.
Chef drops a bowl with a lid.
Chef gets a bowl of hearty stew from a Dol Amroth pack.
Chef inhales a bowl of stew.
Chef drops a bowl with a lid.
HP:212 EP:43 You cut Chef's arm, leaving several bruises.
Orc commander misses someone.
shape all
Chef doesn't look so great.
HP:212 EP:40 Chef enters the slave pen.
Chef leaves pen.
You follow Chef pen.
You begin to walk through the door when you notice that there is no
floor! It feels like you are falling for hours! Until
BAM!
You hit the ground with a smack.
Stockade(tunnel and out)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A wise slave crouched in a corner
Chef digs around in the dirt and finds and finds a secret tunnel!
Chef leaves tunnel.
You follow Chef tunnel.
Tunnel(passage and hole)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A large rat runs around here.
Chef punches a hole in the clay and clears the rubble away.
Chef leaves passage.
You follow Chef passage.
Trail(n and s)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A lone girl
A slave key [broken]
get all into pack
a crude rusty lock : The lock is secured to the keg.
A slave key [broken] : Ok.
HP:205 EP:40 You cut Chef's arm, leaving several bruises.
shape
Chef doesn't look so great.
HP:206 EP:39
HP:206 EP:39
HP:206 EP:39 You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts!
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Path(n and s)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A slave stands here
A slave stands here
A orcish slave guard
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Trail(n and s)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
The somewhat decayed remains of Guard
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
At the bottom of a rocky hill(n and s)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Sauron's Road(n, e, s, ne and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves northwest.
You follow Chef northwest.
Foot of Mount Doom(n, e, se and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
shape
Chef doesn't look so great.
HP:230 EP:73 You cut Chef's arm, leaving several bruises.
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Orc path(n, e, sw, s, ne and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
HP:230 EP:70 Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
The Isenmouthe(n, se, sw, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
shape
You miss Chef.
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Chef doesn't look so great.
HP:230 EP:68 You miss Chef.
Pit creature hits someone very hard.
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
HP:230 EP:66 You chop Chef.
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
shape
Chef is near death.
HP:230 EP:63 Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
You miss Chef.
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef gets a bowl of hearty stew from a Dol Amroth pack.
Chef inhales a bowl of stew.
Chef drops a bowl with a lid.
HP:230 EP:61 get all into pack
You miss Chef.
a bowl with a lid : Ok.
HP:230 EP:59 get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:59 Chef gets a bowl of hearty stew from a Dol Amroth pack.
Chef drops a bowl of hearty stew.
a bowl of hearty stew : Ok.
HP:230 EP:59 You scratch Chef.
HP:230 EP:57 get all into pack
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n and e)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:57 get all into pack
You miss Chef.
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:55 get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:55 get all into pack
get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:55 There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:55 get all into pack
get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:55 There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:55 get all into pack
Chef misses you.
You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts!
get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:53 There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:53 get all into pack
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:53 get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:53 get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:53 get all into pack
You miss Chef.
Pit creature misses someone.
get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:50 get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:50 There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:50 Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef searches the room, but fails to find anything of interest.
There is nothing here to get.
You miss Chef.
get all into pack
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:46 Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:46 get all into pack
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Chef brushes Pit creature.
You miss Chef.
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n, e and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:43 get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:43 get all into pack
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n and e)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef smashes you with a bone-shattering impact.
You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts!
There is nothing here to get.
HP:215 EP:41 get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:215 EP:41 get all into pack
Chef leaves north.
You follow Chef north.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Chef misses Pit creature.
Pit creature misses someone.
There is nothing here to get.
HP:216 EP:40 Chef leaves south.
You follow Chef south.
Udun(n and e)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n, e and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n and e)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:216 EP:40 get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:216 EP:40 Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n, e and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef misses you.
You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts!
get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:216 EP:37 Chef leaves west.
You follow Chef west.
Udun(n and e)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef misses you.
You hit Chef very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n, e and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n, e, s and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
Chef leaves east.
You follow Chef east.
Udun(n and w)
Chef the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:216 EP:35 Chef falls to the ground.
Chef is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
k
You decide to put Chef out of his misery.
The runes on the Fang glow brightly as you tower over your
vanquished foe. Facing imminent death, they cower in fear
before your greatness!
You killed Chef.
Chef has died.
In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime!
You are in Udun, which directly translates into "Hell".
This is a bowl-shaped plain of Mordor, with only two
ways in or out. This is the primary gateway into the
land of Mordor, and it is heavily fortified.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast.
A dark gate is southwest.
The Ash Mountains rise up east.
The only obvious exits are north and west.
The ghost of Chef
Corpse of Chef
HP:216 EP:31 i
Chef says: fuck
HP:216 EP:29 take pack from corpse
Ok.
HP:216 EP:27 take hammer from corpse into pack
Ok.
HP:217 EP:27 look in pack
Pack contains:
A Dwarven Warhammer
A bowl of hearty stew
HP:217 EP:27 drop stew from pack
Ok.
HP:217 EP:24 eat stew
You lap up the stew like a dog.
HP:230 EP:43 Chef says: who =)
say uhh
You say: uhh
HP:230 EP:40
HP:230 EP:39 l in corpse
Corpse contains:
Some gold coins
A silvan breastplate
A horseshoe charm
A skull helmet
An elven shield
0
HP:230 EP:38 shrug
You shrug.
HP:230 EP:37 take shield from corpse
Ok.
HP:230 EP:36 t into pack
some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
a silvan breastplate : Ok.
a horseshoe charm : Ok.
a skull helmet : Too bulky.
HP:230 EP:35 t into pack 2
some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
a skull helmet : Too heavy.
HP:230 EP:33 t
some gold coins : Ok.
a skull helmet : Too bulky.
HP:230 EP:32 gold
You search your pockets and find 105 gold.
HP:230 EP:32 You put 926 gold in your pockets.