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09 August 2005 00:00:00
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Homoeroticism and misogyny, oh my! And for once, neither are coming from me! Whee!


[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: Heh, my friends are still annoyed with me
    about last night. :P
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Mog: what you do last night
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Logan: what happend last night?
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: We were trying to get into a club.
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Morgostas: what kind?
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: And the bouncer asked my friend for
    identification.
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: So I waved my hand and said "You don't need
    to see his identification".
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: A la Star Wars.
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: The Bouncer wasn't impressed. :P


[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: I also got really worried last night.
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: Because the close friend I secretly have
    feelings for sent me a text "I know your secret"
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Morgostas: uh
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: I was worried she'd somehow found out I
    liked her.
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: Turns out she just thought I was gay.
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Mog: FDL
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Vazroth: What a relief!
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Logan: ahahahaha


@Bywater Reathor: err, stupid question but
@Bywater Reathor: what is the barrier between adornas and edoras
@Bywater Hanton: Japan


Zavosh chats to you, 'kick'
 Zavosh chats to you, 'kick 5'
 Zavosh chats to you, 'kick 5 ALWAYS WANTED TO KICK MITHGIL'
 Zavosh chats to you, 'yeskick'
You chat to Zavosh: He's rank 9, man.
 Zavosh chats to you, 'I know'
 Zavosh chats to you, 'worth a try'
 Zavosh chats to you, ':P'
 Zavosh chats to you, 'kick'
 Zavosh chats to you, 'kick 4 BECAUSE I CANT KICK MITHGIL'
 Zavosh chats to you, 'yeskick'
*** Stephen was kicked by Zavosh (BECAUSE I CANT KICK MITHGIL).
*** Stephen has disconnected.
A rectangular cavern(d)
 Zelindo - uche the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
 A bottle of wine
 A trash can
 Tessa, a vivacious barmaid
HP:179 EP:230> Zelindo's eyes well up with tears.
Zelindo says in Westron: BECAUSE I CAN'T KILL ZAVOSH
Zelindo fluidly feints to your left, catching you completely offguard
    with a vicious attack!
You sidestep Zelindo's blow.
You notice Zelindo sizing you up.
Zelindo evades your defenses with a trained maneuver, cutting cleanly.
You graze Zelindo.
Zelindo devastates you with a dazzling exhibition of speed and agility!


^ (OOC) Schwarz: Princesz says in Westron: ya hi. a/s/l
HP:230 EP:208> ll princesz
Princesz the dunedain Tree-hugger (Impartial)
On for:  42m 59s                          Gender: female
Age: 18h 51m 40s
^ (OOC) Schwarz: 46/m/nebraska doesn't make an impression :(
Your headache clears up.
You tell Princesz: 43/male/idaho. wanna cyber?
^ (OOC) Otoron: You tell Princesz: 43/male/idaho. wanna cyber?
HP:230 EP:205> comm list
Tuned to the comm line are:
Adremeth, Anglobin, Arkkanis, Avathar, Azariah, Borgaz, Braune,
Crusaderr, Durnin, Evrae, Gaudrin, Goredor, Grimscar, Hirgon, Kalrykh,
Langee, Namarik, Nareez, Otoron, Rua, Rustic, Schwarz, Skyman, Teldir,
Vallejo, Wathdin, Yuber, Zelindo
Princesz tells you: hmm im 14/f/australia
^ (OOC) Otoron: Princesz tells you: hmm im 14/f/australia
^ (OOC) Grimscar: 18hr level 1, what else COULD she do on here
HP:230 EP:207> Princesz tells you: well
HP:230 EP:207> ^Princesz tells you: well
^ (OOC) Otoron: Princesz tells you: well
You tell Princesz: i dont have sex with marsupials
HP:230 EP:203> ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: somehow I knew you'd be chiming in
on this subject
^ (OOC) Otoron: You tell Princesz: i dont have sex with marsupials
Princesz tells you: i wuld have but cuz u sayd tht
HP:230 EP:200> ^ (OOC) Kalrykh: That little pouch just gives you something to ho
ld onto Oto.
You tell Princesz: talk to grimscar, he likes them about your age
^ (OOC) Otoron: Princesz tells you: i wuld have but cuz u sayd tht
^ (OOC) Otoron: Oh no! :((((
HP:230 EP:192> Zelindo returns to the keyboard.
^ (OOC) Otoron: You tell Princesz: talk to grimscar, he likes them about
    your age
HP:230 EP:188> ^ (OOC) Rustic: Foiled again!
Zelindo laughs.
^ (OOC) Otoron: She's all yours, man.
HP:230 EP:184> ^ (OOC) Grimscar: now you're just making things up
Zelindo says in Westron: HAHAHAHA
Princesz tells you: um ok
^ (OOC) Grimscar: Princesz tells you: hay?
^ (OOC) Avathar: Otoron, save it and put it on the next oto-bits..it's
    proba funnier without the samrt ass comments in the middle?
HP:230 EP:186> Zelindo rolls on the floor laughing.
Zelindo rolls on the floor laughing.
Zelindo rolls on the floor laughing.
Zelindo rolls on the floor laughing.
^ (OOC) Grimscar: omg
Zelindo rolls on the floor laughing.
^ (OOC) Zelindo: rotfl
^ (OOC) Otoron: I TOLD YOU
HP:230 EP:181> ^ (OOC) Durnin: fdl
HP:230 EP:182> ^ (OOC) Zelindo: Send her my way when you're done, chief
^ (OOC) Durnin cries for innocence.
^ (OOC) Otoron: ok, but only because you asked, Avathar.
HP:230 EP:181> Zelindo says in Westron: You tell Grimscar: Wanna two man
    her?;******HP:230 EP:222******; ~~~~~~~~~~~~;You tell Grimscar: I
    call oral!;******HP:230 EP:222******; ~~~~~~~~~~~~;Grimscar tells
    you: omg
Zelindo says in Westron: It's like his dream come true


Aduial enters.
Nhakl says in Westron: I'm talking BLOWJOBS
The shades of dark brown in the air turn to black.
Nhakl erms.
You roll on the floor laughing.
Aduial falls down laughing.
Aduial pets Nhakl lovingly on the head.
Nhakl whistles innocently.
Aduial climbs up a rope into the city.
Nhakl says in Westron: But yeah, it was great.


[ Super ] Stephen: bye, showering
[ Super ] Bakal: Laterz
...
...
...
[ Super ] Bakal: I'd probably suck a dick for a sailor's cutlass right
about now.
[ Super ] Stephen: Swallow?
[ Super ] Bakal: Too bad Steve just left.
[ Super ] Bakal: OH!


Malakan says in Westron: or do they let you mud at the army?
Armada says in Westron: Off what?
Armada says in Westron: Oh
Armada says in Westron: I sorta took a few days of break :p
Malakan says in Westron: or did you go awol?
Armada says in Westron: Without their consent or knowledge :P
Malakan says in Westron: Ah, so you did go awol?
Armada says in Westron: Kinda.
Malakan says in Westron: that's hot
Armada nods till his head falls off.
Armada says in Westron: It'll be alright.
Malakan says in Westron: not as hot as my heat vision, but hot
    nonetheless
Armada says in Westron: No one's going to find out. :P
Armada says in Westron: I think I'm going to do it every two weeks now.
    :p
Malakan says in Westron: actually, I'm on the phone with Sharon right now
Armada says in Westron: DONT TELL HIM
Armada gulps.
Malakan says in Westron: mind you, it's my AUNT SHARON !!!! HAHA!
Armada snickers like Deputy Dawg.


->^ (OOC) Urgnath: whatever, ignorance is bliss.<-
[ Super ] Stephen: hmm
an empty bottle : Ok.
an Uruk's shield : You remove an Uruk's shield.
Ok.
a studded leather baldric containing a forged sword : You remove a
studded leather baldric containing a forged sword.
Ok.
an Orc courier pack : You remove an Orc courier pack.
Ok.
a dwarven hauberk : You remove a dwarven hauberk.
Ok.
a pair of mail pants : You remove a pair of mail pants.
Ok.
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You are floating in the Void, surrounded by nothing!

A voice calls out to you, saying: I am Eru, the One.  Behold Arda!

Your mind is immediately filled with the vision of a lush, green world,
inhabited by noble and peaceful creatures.  You then notice a dark blotch
in the eastern part of the world, which begins to spread slowly like a
cancer.  As you gaze at the darkness, you are drawn into it.  Visions of
evil fill your mind, as dark armies march, and innocents are destroyed.
You notice that the darkness is spreading across Arda at an incredible rate,
consuming all in its path.

Suddenly, the image of a simple gold ring appears.  The ring spins on its
axis in space before you.  A single eye, its lids rimmed with fire glares
malevolently through the ring, searching for you...

As you tremble with fear, the vision ends.

Eru says: Your time is now.  You must come into being.


        Type "create" to create your character.
   There are no obvious exits.
HP:0 EP:0> [ hint ] Don't be fooled, never trust someone who asks you to attack
    them to test something or 'just for fun'.

You are presented with two visions.  One is light and free,
filled with fair skinned creatures such as Hobbits, Dwarves,
Elves, and Men.  They live in a green world with blue skies,
wandering directionless and free.

The other vision is stark contrast.  A dark world, with brown
skies occassionally lit by a fiery eruption.  Well ordered
rows of Orcs, Trolls, and savage Men combine to form armies
under a strict rule.  Discipline and command is evident, as
each being fulfills its role.


You must choose one of these paths.
To choose the path of light, type 'freedom'.
To choose the path of darkness, type 'service'.
   The only obvious exits are freedom and service.
HP:0 EP:0> Eru says: You must choose a race.  Each one is different, with its
              advantages and disadvantages, so choose wisely.
              The races are:



                    dunlending
                    eorling
                    dunedain
                    edain
                    hobbit
                    sindar
                    silvan
                    dwarf

To choose a race, type 'choose <race>', example: choose hobbit
To learn more about a race, type 'help <race>', example: help dwarf
   The only obvious exit is back.
----->>>>>HP:0 EP:0> You have been banned from the comm line.<<<<<-----
Your mind is seared as the collective memories of an entire race are
ingrained into your soul...


[ 4:11PM ] Yoav: We played pool and I couldn't stop laughing at the
reminiscense of 9th grade
[ 4:11PM ] Yoav: It was great, I felt drunk without touching alcohol
[ 4:12PM ] Zavosh: for a seond I thought Yun was saying that not Yoav,
and I was shocked
[ 4:12PM ] Yoav: Is that because Yun never made it to 9th grade? :P


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Iamback has been nuked!
Iamback was nuked at 01:09 07/6/05
Iamback the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda                        Gender: male
Age: 3m 56s
Nuke Reason: And now you are gone again. Throwaway spam char.
******HP:230 EP:177******


[ 9:23PM ] Yun: my booty call is going to some fucking karaoke bar
[ 9:23PM ] Yun: instead of here
[ 9:23PM ] Yun: She invited me along
[ 9:24PM ] Yun: but I don't need to get laid that fucking bad.
[ 9:24PM ] Yun: That I'll go to some dive karaoke bar for it :P


[ 9:24PM ] Fimbu: Eizan online
[ 9:25PM ] Yun: I'm sure we'll be treated to another red sword camp
gold making bonanza


The following is proof you're all bigger assholes than me!
^ Darkfire: Please, anyone who's a christian, please pray for me and
    my family.  My grandfather's on his deathbed and might not make it
    12more hours.
[ Chat ] Bakal: Oh man.
[ Chat ] Bakal: Fighting the urge to yell at Darkfire.
^ Sulbach: ...no.
^ Adunazon: Non Christians need not appray?
^Must... resist...
^ Mithgil: Must... resist...
HP:190 EP:185 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:185>
^ Darkfire: Never said that.
^ Pharuzzir: Pray that this hurricane does not destroy my house :(
Adunazon tells you: oh I deleted about 5 really really mean comments
^ Darkfire: it's just that I'm christian.
^ Sulbach: Pray that I don't get assraped while sleeping :(
Adunazon tells you: before I came up with that zinger
^ Darkfire: And that's what I thought of first.
^ Magister: So do you want me to tell Rami to not pray to Allah?
^ Darkfire: So stfu ppl who are being jackasses all the time and
    have no soul.
^ Benny: Sorry Darkfire, I'm a firm believer in survival of the
    fittest.
^ Magister: Oh good, I guess I can't burn in eternal hellfire if I
    have no soul.
^What do you want us to pray for? "Keep this feeble man alive to
suffer for a few more hours"?
^ Mithgil: What do you want us to pray for? "Keep this feeble man
    alive to suffer for a few more hours"?
HP:190 EP:185 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:185>
^ Adunazon: Ka is a wheel. And death is the headlight.
^ Sulbach: You should be happy he's going to heaven or whatever.
^ Sulbach: Instead of being selfish and wishing he could stay around
    longer.
^Yeah, we should be praying for a swift death, if anything.
^ Mithgil: Yeah, we should be praying for a swift death, if
    anything.
HP:190 EP:182 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:182>
^ Sulbach: SOME CHRISTIAN YOU ARE
^ Darkfire: What i'm saying is pray for our FAMILY
^ Darkfire: I know where he's going.
^ Sulbach: So embrace it.
^ Magister: Six feet under.
^Pray for your family? Wtf?
^ Mithgil: Pray for your family? Wtf?
HP:190 EP:178 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:178>
^ Sulbach fdls
^ Darkfire: STFU Magister
^ Pharuzzir: You didn't mention what was happening to your family.
^I pray that you cry a lot like you're supposed to.
^ Mithgil: I pray that you cry a lot like you're supposed to.
HP:190 EP:174 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:174>
^ Benny: This is really mean.
^ Darkfire: umm..my grandfather's dieing?
^ Adunazon: Maybe you should log off this mud where you're only
    going to be ridiculed and go spend some quality time with your
    grandfather.
[ Chat ] Qfm: Wow, he came to the wrong place for sympathy
^Am I supposed to, like, pray that it's not sad?
^ Mithgil: Am I supposed to, like, pray that it's not sad?
HP:190 EP:170 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:170>
[ Chat ] Bakal: No shit.
[ Chat ] Qfm: We are tearing him apart
[ Chat ] Bakal: I feel bad.
[ Chat ] Qfm: I do too. Only a little bit though.
[ Chat ] Bakal: Cause like, his grandpa is dieing.
[ Chat ] Bakal: and we're just making fun of him.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: He needs to learn to cope :P
^ Adunazon: he's sending email to God!
^ Drathmar: what should he be doing?
^ Sulbach: Mourning with his family?
^ Ash: He should get the job done
^ Jerf: Adunazon, im in love with you.
^God's spam filter would probably delete it.
^ Mithgil: God's spam filter would probably delete it.
HP:190 EP:169 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:169>
^ Benny: He should replay the last scene of One Flew Over the
    Coocoo's Nest.
^ Adunazon: Jerf, your manly display of dominance over Resin has won
    my heart.
^ Jerf: haha :P
^ Adunazon: But you will first have to pummel Rome.
legend darkfire
Darkfire Mal'Taur Osta the silvan Deadly Shot (Angelic)
Not present in Arda.                      Gender: male
Age: 23d 8h 25m 56s
Can be mailed: Darkfire@Lothlorien        Darkfire has recorded a life story.
Darkfire is a member of the Galadhrim.
Info: My arrows will pierce your heart Galadhrim.
HP:190 EP:171 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:171>
^ Jerf: eazy done.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: He left!
[ Chat ] Bakal: Maybe he'll put a pillow over his grandpa's face.
[ Chat ] Bakal: We can only pray.
^ Magister: I am gonna tell Rami to NOT pray for him.  We can't have
    Allah getting involved in this.
^Yeah, we don't want his grandpa to go to towelhead heaven.
^ Mithgil: Yeah, we don't want his grandpa to go to towelhead
    heaven.
HP:190 EP:170 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:170>
^ Pharuzzir: I met Allah once
^ Adunazon: Prayers from evildoers would definitely lower
    grandfather's heavenly stock.


Kalrykh tells you: it's funny, because americans hate canadians and
    bulgarians, canadians hate americans and bulgarians, and bulgarians
    love everyone because they hope eventually someone will love them
    back


[ 12:42PM ] R: My lunch rules.
[ 12:42PM ] R: Black beans, lots of finely blended avocado, diced
tomatos, onions, couscous, and great salsa.
[ 12:42PM ] R: LIFE DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS
[ 12:42PM ] Stephen: How about a nice, thick, juicy medium-rare steak?
[ 12:42PM ] Stephen: <3
[ 12:43PM ] Jewel:  mmm
[ 12:43PM ] Qfm: How about you suck on my nice, thick, juicy,
raw-as-live-flesh cock?
[ 12:43PM ] Stephen: Sure.
[ 12:43PM ] Qfm: damn, if only my comm had gone in a half a second sooner
[ 12:43PM ] Stephen: Hahahahahah yeah :P
[ 12:43PM ] Jewel: haha
[ 12:44PM ] Stephen: I was wondering if that was planned :p
[ 12:44PM ] Jewel: I was thinking that :P
[ 12:44PM ] Jewel: I thought "phew" actually
[ 12:44PM ] Qfm: k bye bbiab
[ 12:44PM ] Stephen: Wtf
[ 12:44PM ] Stephen: No
[ 12:44PM ] Stephen: You get back here and bring your cock, we have a date
[ 12:44PM ] Stephen: Fucker :(


[ 2:38AM ] Qfm: glen did you go to summer camp away from home when you
were younger?
[ 2:38AM ] Fimbu: No, I would have missed my parents too much
[ 2:38AM ] Qfm: you didn't go to jew camp!??
[ 2:38AM ] Bakal: Mama's boy.
[ 2:38AM ] Zavosh: jew camp??
[ 2:38AM ] Zavosh: there is such a thing??
[ 2:38AM ] Otoron: I'm your mama's boy, Bakal.
[ 2:38AM ] Fimbu: There's tons of Jew camps
[ 2:38AM ] Fimbu: Jew camps are for bitches
[ 2:39AM ] Mithgil: Yeah, they were a hit in Germany in the 40s.
[ 2:39AM ] Qfm: like every jewish person I live around sends their
kids off to camp every summer
[ 2:39AM ] Zavosh: guess what I just did
[ 2:39AM ] Bakal: Jew camps are for jews in the 1944.
[ 2:39AM ] Fimbu: Hahaha, Mithgil
[ 2:39AM ] Otoron: Hahahahahahahahahahahaa.
[ Chat ] Fimbu: Yeah, Qfm... Those jewish kids will end up as bitches
[ Chat ] Bakal: I wish I wasn't drunk because I know I would've typ[ed
[ Chat ] Bakal: Fuck it.


HP:218 EP:140> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:218 EP:140> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:218 EP:140> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:218 EP:140> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:218 EP:140> The Plains(s, w and n)
HP:218 EP:140> Linhir(city, s, w and n)
 Obair Leesane the dwarf Archmage (Moral)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:218 EP:140> Do: Commands completed.
You say in Westron: OMG, where did Linhir go.. I can't see it. Move aside,
    Obair?


ou say in Westron: you're a good tour guide!
HP:196 EP:143> i
Gold: 259              Encumbrance: moderately encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A dwarven war shield (worn).
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A golden amulet (worn).
 A golden amulet (worn).
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
 A pair of black chausses (worn).
 A helm of Rohan (worn).
 An old leather baldric containing a sailor's cutlass (worn).
 A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
HP:196 EP:143> Akheron says in Westron: 180 per guard
get sword from baldric
[ Chat ] Stephen: skyman at belfalas
Ok.
You wield a sailor's cutlass.
HP:197 EP:144> [ Chat ] Stephen: skyman at belfalas
Akheron says in Westron: Thanks.
nod
You nod.
HP:197 EP:144> Someone steps into the background.
i
Gold: 259              Encumbrance: moderately encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A sailor's cutlass (wielded).
 A dwarven war shield (worn).
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A golden amulet (worn).
 A golden amulet (worn).
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
 A pair of black chausses (worn).
 A helm of Rohan (worn).
 An old leather baldric (worn).
 A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
HP:197 EP:144> l
[ Chat ] Nalain: GEt him get him
   This is the ground floor of the northeast tower of the castle.  The
room is large, about eight spans across, and perfectly circular.  One
stairway follows the wall in a clockwise curve up to a door well above
your head, while another stairway leads counterclockwise down into an
underground chamber.  A large anvil and forge, a workbench covered with
tools, and several tubs filled with sooty water and oil mark this room
as a smithy.  A sign is posted on the wall.
The up door is closed.
The southwest door is open.
   The only obvious exits are down, up and southwest.
 A trash can
 An apprentice blacksmith
 A heavy-set blacksmith
HP:197 EP:144> Skyman enters.
Curr enters.
Krimpatul enters.
Adremeth enters.
Anonymous figure says in Westron: Skyman in area :P
Skyman leaves southwest.
Adremeth leaves southwest.
Krimpatul leaves southwest.
Curr leaves southwest.
[ Chat ] Nalain: he's FAR FROM GH
Skyman enters.
Curr enters.
Krimpatul enters.
Adremeth enters.
[ Chat ] Vildoran: drunk as shit
say lol
You say in Westron: lol
HP:197 EP:144> Krimpatul laughs out loud.
l
   This is the ground floor of the northeast tower of the castle.  The
room is large, about eight spans across, and perfectly circular.  One
stairway follows the wall in a clockwise curve up to a door well above
your head, while another stairway leads counterclockwise down into an
underground chamber.  A large anvil and forge, a workbench covered with
tools, and several tubs filled with sooty water and oil mark this room
as a smithy.  A sign is posted on the wall.
The up door is closed.
The southwest door is open.
   The only obvious exits are down, up and southwest.
 Adremeth the edain follows Krimpatul everywhere
 Krimpatul Burzum-ishi the edain Techno!
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Skyman the dunedain Insomniac (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A trash can
 An apprentice blacksmith
 A heavy-set blacksmith
HP:197 EP:144> Adremeth falls down laughing.
[ Chat ] Bakal: I think he's after Akheron.
Curr chats with his party.
Skyman looks at you.
Skyman leaves southwest.
Adremeth leaves southwest.
Krimpatul leaves southwest.
Curr leaves southwest.


High-quality Valacirca tidbit coming up!
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: yeah you sold your surname to me for 3k
Alkath looks at Loco and tries to stifle a giggle.
Summerwind says enchantingly in Westron: you could if I knew how to spell it
    make your last name whatever it is translated to spanish for 'in the
    head'
Summerwind says enchantingly in Westron: so you'd be Crazy in the head :P
Summerwind giggles madly.
Alkath says in Westron: that's why i paid him 3k to set it to "en el
    coco"
Loco says in Westron: well alkath if you want i will change it to
    whatever for another 3k so let me know
Alkath looks at Loco and tries to stifle a giggle.
The room stops spinning.
Alkath laughs out loud jajaja like a Cuban (lagged).
glance
The Lothlorien Bridge(w and e) [n and sw]
 Loco Lancalot the dunedain Knight (Demonic)
 Deirthir Valsheress the edain Swordmaster (Demonic)
 Mikelos Feredir the silvan Wolf Spirit (Angelic)
 Alkath Eswalas the silvan Wolf Spirit (Angelic)
 Summerwind Lsmk the silvan Dark Enchantress (Spellbinding)
 Deornoth Thilinnon the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Heroic)
 A signpost
 An elven sentinel
 A hitching post
Armath enters.
Alkath says in Westron: you're such a whore loco :P
Irun enters.
Armath nods casually. at Alkath.
Armath agrees wholeheartedly.
Loco says in Westron: i know i had sex for 6 horse fri night
Deirthir looks at Irun.
Armath leaves west.
rotfl
You roll on the floor laughing.
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: YOU HAD SEX WITH SIX HORSES?
Summerwind falls down laughing.
Irun leaves west.
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahahaha
Alkath says in Westron: hahahahahahahaha
Mikelos says in Westron: 6 horses!
Loco says in Westron: no hours
Summerwind says enchantingly in Westron: horses
Mikelos says in Westron: you are loco
Summerwind laughs out loud.
Irun enters.
Irun leaves west.
Alkath says in Westron: had sex with a horse for 6h then?
Loco says in Westron: i smoke to much pit sorry
Loco says in Westron: no
Alkath says in Westron: i guess if it just was one it's not that bad...
Mikelos falls down laughing.
Loco says in Westron: my girlfirend idot
Alkath says in Westron: after all
Alkath says in Westron: you are loco en el coco
Alkath says in Westron: haha
Loco says in Westron: well i ahve to go to gh


% Tevildo: Quick show of hands... who's fairly convinced that Kalrykh
is talking completely out of his ass here?
% Mikelos: i sort of think this whole topic anyways is for the main
comm, not the ic comm
% Zelindo: Quick show of hands, who thinks Tevildo is a chode?
% Zelindo: Don't be shy.  Wave those hands high.
% Kalrykh: tevildo: i'm sorry, but everyone who has been here long
enough to have dealt with you on more than one occasion thinks you're
a moron
% Nalain: Whats a chode
% Meril: damnit... can we be civil here?
% Mikah: i think you both need to calm down
% Pounder: FU all! i hate u:(
% Mikah: *GASP* dont hate us, hate them!
Kalrykh told you: a chode is the small piece of skin between your
    asshole and your nutsack
Kalrykh told you: "no man's land" if you will
You told Kalrykh: IN CANADA, THAT IS CALLED THE GOUCH
Tevildo told you: A "chode", if you must know, is a penis that's
    thicker than it is long. Not sure why it's being used in this
    context, or indeed why it even needs to be word


[ 4:42PM ] Vildoran: any of you heard of mindless self indulgence? :P
[ 4:43PM ] Yun: no
[ 4:43PM ] R: wtf
[ 4:43PM ] R: Sean practices it on a daily basis.
[ 4:43PM ] Yun: true


^ (OOC) Zelindo: The word is legs.
^ (OOC) Zelindo: Spread the word.
^ (OOC) Mithgil: I'll spread your mom's word.
^ (OOC) Zelindo: You go girl!


HP:62 EP:70> Fermion says: hey
view fermion
Clan name: Shadow of Mordor
Clan leader: Fermion
Description:
Shadow of Mordor clan members are loyal servants of the Dark Lord
himself.  We are at the forefront of the battle if need be.  SOM members
value strength and fanatism.  Devotion to make our ennemies, the kingdom of
men, pay the
utlimate price is a must.  General requirements for the clan are havin
impartial alignment or lower.  And willingness to pay tribute for fellow
members when needed.  Remember, to win the war, we must unite.
----------------------------------------------------
Members only:
Members ( 8): Trala, Morganor, Burzghash, Elspeth, Runlib, Fermion,
             Shortstuff and Sefu
----------------------------------------------------
HP:62 EP:70> Fermion says: let me check my finances
say can you help me with something
You say: can you help me with something
HP:63 EP:70>
say wait
You say: wait
HP:63 EP:70> Fermion says: sure
Fermion says: what do you need
Fermion looks at you.
say type appoint sefu for a sec i want to see something
You say: type appoint sefu for a sec i want to see something
HP:64 EP:70> You are now the clanmaster of the clan 'Shadow of Mordor'.
disband clan
Are you sure that you wish to disband Shadow of Mordor? [y/n]
y
Shadow of Mordor has been disbanded.


Napoleon says in Westron: Pedro offers you his protection, since you can't
    protect yourself against Trenchant and friends.


You pick yourself up, wave yourself around, and toss yourself into a pile
    of pillows!


^ (OOC) Nalain wear shis i pwn noobs shirt as he watches purepwnage.com
^ (OOC) Vallejo: Do you wear an "I am gay" shirt when you do your other
activities?
^ (OOC) Zelindo: hahahahah
^ (OOC) Nalain: Yes. I do.


[ 5:22PM ] Vildoran: ok, I'm taking this laptop in the bathroom with
me while I take a shower. Fuck if I'm going to let it boot while I'm
away!
[ 5:22PM ] Nalain: rotfl
[ 5:22PM ] Yun: Just have like a 3 minute shower? :P
[ 5:22PM ] Vildoran: you have a point


^ Lindsey: I don't see the point of smoking
^ Qfm: I don't see the point of pretending you're really a girl.


[ Super ] R: I'll catch you guys in a few.
[ Super ] R: Perhaps!
Cannot connect to R.
Ketan is idle, and might not respond to your tell.
You tell Ketan: Christ, Brad moves more often than I don't have sex.
******HP:230 EP:190******
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ketan tells you: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


[ Chat ] Qfm: I still hate you for not ever having any pictures
[ Chat ] Otoron: I LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE MATT
[ Chat ] Stephen: You act like an asshole, Brad, so it works out perfectly!


[ Chat ] Otoron: Who the fuck is Derrida?
[ Chat ] Otoron: And why did he choose such a fucking pretentious name?
[ Chat ] Qfm: Derrida is in Blue Mountains at Belegost.
[ Chat ] Qfm: In the room: A priest's room.
[ Chat ] Stephen: Lets ask if he's being molested


[ Chat ] Otoron: He asked who it was.
[ Chat ] Otoron: I listed everyone's name :P
[ Chat ] Otoron: Well, people who matter, at least.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Ezra wasn't mentioned.
[ Chat ] Yun: I warned him about it a couple times before :P
[ Chat ] Yun: Ezra is a twat!
[ Chat ] Qfm: Ezra runs the server now.
[ Chat ] Yun: oh
[ Chat ] Yun: All hail Ezra.


[ Chat ] Yun: Unless he can see this from WoW, it doesn't matter!
*** Yun was kicked by Caber (Fucker).
*** Yun has disconnected.
*** Yun has connected.
[ Chat ] Yun: hehe :P


^ (OOC) Malakan: How screwed up is this...
^ (OOC) Malakan: My cousin had a baby.  Her husbands mother and father
    live in the same city (She's/they are all from here, but they moved
    down south for work)
^ (OOC) Kalrykh: please let this turn into an incest story
^ (OOC) Malakan: His parents come to see the baby, my cousin goes to hand
    him to the grandfather...and the grandmother starts screaming about
    how they don't let the grandfather touch the children
^ (OOC) Kalrykh: oh shit, it looks like it did


auction leggings min 200 tag Fresh Better than Hauberk Unique
Laryn says: Auction fee for this item will be 10 gold.
You remove a pair of leggings.
Laryn charges you 10 gold.
Laryn puts up a pair of leggings for auction as lot #82.
Laryn tells you: a pair of leggings is now on sale as lot 82, minimum bid
    200 gold Fresh Better than Hauberk Unique
< HP:57 >< EP:32 >
list
Laryn tells you: I have the following on sale:
Lot  Seller      Price  Description                          Tag


Dracom says in Westron: the guards are taking forever to reset tonight
    actually
You say in Westron: no, the ticks are going by slow...
West Gate of Bree(e, nw, s, w and n)
 Pharuzzir Zabath?n the dunedain Hatchetman (Moral)   <--- Level 16
 Dracom Malaine the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)     <--- Level 19
 A big sign
HP:170 EP:170>
You say in Westron: and you guys keep killing the guards as soon as they
    appear :)
Pharuzzir says malignantly in Westron: They're the only gold source in the
    game
Dracom says in Westron: gotta stay entertained somehow


^ (OOC) Scythe: I got hit by lightning. :/
^ (OOC) Frega: IRL?
^ (OOC) Scythe: Yes, I got fried to death by lightning irl.
^ (OOC) Scythe: This is my PC ghost.
^ (OOC) Frega: Oh, rest in peace then
^ (OOC) Nareez: omg he's botting! kill him!


---Camouflage :)---
<<HP:0 EP:63>> Anglobin chats with his party.
rotfl
Your movement reveals you.
You roll on the floor laughing.


Inside a storage tent(s)
<<HP:0 EP:26>>
north
Your movement reveals you.
What?


Date: 19. Sep, 2002, 22:33:22   By: Adunazon
Don't you guys listen to Nogothrim? Anyone who doesn't corpseloot their
enemy is dumb and gay, weak and clownlike, throw in being a n00b for fun.
Good job Deadlok, you're light years ahead of the game!

Date: 19. Sep, 2002, 22:40:21   By: Adunazon
Whoops, I almost forgot McNoobler with cheese.


Fascad says: I could imagine. *b/c I dreamed it last night* That you came
    over and we started out with dinner ,after we cleared the table you
    decided you wanted me and dessert. With the lights off and the candles
    lit you precede to lay me on the table and start rubbing whip cream
over
    my stomach.
You mmm.
Fascad says: You slowly pour chocolate on top of the whip cream and as you
    licked it off slowly you drag strawberries through the mixture and suck
    the end before eating it.
Fascad says: After we make love there we go upstairs and slip into the
    bubble bath. After waching off and fondling and more foreplay we get
out
    and head to the bedroom where more food and pleasure awaits you.
You emote: Stryker tugs at his collar as a rivulet of sweat runs down it.
Fascad says: I hope I didn't say to much. I tried to keep it a little
    simple.
You say: Seemed quite detailed to me.
Fascad says: I could say I want you to tie me to a bed ...blind fold me and
    have your way pleasuring me.


hands
You have two hands.
You are holding an old wooden cooking spoon    (wielded)
You have one free hand.
<<HP:166 EP:107>>
backstab dog
Backstab?  With a spoon?  What the hell are you thinking?


^ (OOC) Tritiaenth: I hope everyone that uses P2P programs gets their
    computer Swamped with virus/spyware and everything is lost for being
    an idiot in using it
^ (OOC) Zelindo: Tritiaenth, that's pretty mean.
^ (OOC) Zelindo: I hope you get hit by a bus.
^ (OOC) Zelindo: And I hope the bus makes the block and hits you again
    before you can crawl away.
You have been banned from the comm line.


[ Chat ] Bakal: Apparently if you put your white shoes in the dish
washer and double the soap it makes them sparkly white.
[ Chat ] Bakal: I thought you'd like to know that.
[ Chat ] Qfm: Of course someone from Iowa would know how to make things whiter.


Jeb tells you: vote no for deboraha's legend!
You tell Jeb: why do you think I logged on?!
Jeb tells you: haha


[ Chat ] Rami: i r teh bored
[ Chat ] Otoron: MUD!
[ Chat ] Rami: nein
[ Chat ] Otoron: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
[ Chat ] Rami: not really!
[ Chat ] Otoron: MASTURBATE
[ Chat ] Rami: send me a picture of your mom
[ Chat ] Otoron: How about my sister?
[ Chat ] Rami: ok
[ Chat ] Rami: works too
[ Chat ] Rami: i get aroused by anything with a hump


This one is -long-

^ Boffo: Yes Zicex. I secretly hate the MUD. See, I actually own the
    box it's on. Just as soon as all of you quit playing, I can have the
    box back.
^ Rethe: why not just let us buy the box from you...
^ Rethe: it's probably worth $20
^ Rathmar: Nah, I think we're on like the fourth box since the mud
    started.
^ Rathmar: It's not like it's still being share hosted on
    empires.stanford.edu
^ Obair: 4th box, and around 20th upgrade probably ;)
^ Boffo: Eh. There's files in the secondary harddrive Aule doesn't
    know about that are personal.
^ Obair: is that why the game is so slow, all that child porn?
^ Boffo: ewwwww.
^ Rethe: quit storing your porn on our harddrives... we could use
    that to store more guild board posts...
^ Cage laughs
^ Obair snickers.
^ Mithgil: I keep all of my 'personal files' on an auxillury gmail
    account.
^ Boffo: K. All fun and games asside, child pornography is wrong and
    revolting. Please go to xxxchurch.com if your comsumption of
    pornography has become a problem for you.
^ Jeb: i take it you're a regular visitor?
^ Rethe: quit advertising smut sites Boffo...
^ Boffo: nah. I just reviewed the site for Rathmar yesterday. I was
    disapointed to discover it was a counseling site, basically.
^ Mithgil: Too bad Boffo didn't discover it until after his porn
    addiction ripped his marriage apart.
^ Aeria: Boffo, why did you say child pornography in the first line,
    and just plain old pornography in the second one? Which one are we
    talking about?
^ Boffo: whichever.
Jeb tells you: haha, below the belt zing :P
^ Aeria: Well, there is a major difference between the two...
^ Boffo: Mithgil, please STFU about my IRL marriage, thanks.
^ Mithgil: Please tell Boffo not to talk to me directly.
^ Rethe: ignore works wonders
^ Jeb: boffo, mithgil does not want to be infected by your filth.
    please do not directly talk to him.
^ Mithgil: Thank you Jeb.
^ Haar: please also tell him not to talk at all, ever
^ Jeb: i aim to please.
^ Mithgil: You're on the way to a promotion.
^ Obair: Mithgil, not wanting to be infected by someone elses
    filth.. thats funny.. thats .. just friggin hillarious
^ Sulbach: You never please me :(
^ Jeb: you never pay enough.
^ Obair: mithgil is the pure definition of filth
[ Chat ] Garanol: as hilarious as a fat person trying to climb over a fence?
[ Chat ] Garanol: stupid obair.
^ Sulbach: I've earned the right to be free.
^ Mithgil: As hilarious as a fat person trying to climb over a
    fence?
^ Jeb: how do you type with all the grease on your fingers
^ Obair: your mom sucks all the grease off between sentances.
^ Jeb: touche, i guess
^ Boffo: I felt that having child porn attributed to me, even in fun
    was 'near the line.' For someone who knows me about as well as
    Mithgil does (not at all) to open his yap about my IRL marriage,
    which is over thanks, totally kills my sense of humour.
^ Azariah: have anyone seen the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy yet?
^ Rethe: twinkies don't have grease Jeb
[ Chat ] Garanol: hahaha.
^ Jeb: haha
[ Chat ] Garanol: you upset boffo. :p
^ Mithgil: Oh man, I killed his sense of humor. I feel so BAD.
^ Obair: rethe, get it right.. i dont eat twinkies.. i eat hoho's!
^ Rethe: neither do ho hos
[ Chat ] Garanol: I'm not suprised Boffo's wife left him if he's this
annoying irl.
^ Obair: i know, but still.. get it right
^ Sulbach: My ho hos do
^ Haar: Boffo must have made one too many lame jokes to his wife :P
^ Rethe: twinkies make you sick to your stomach?
^ Jeb: he probably petitioned that she should douche, and she didn't
    appreciate it.
^ Haar: I bet he complained to her about the design of the ceiling
    plaster while they were in bed together waiting for him to do
    something
^ Sulbach: Bahahah
^ Haar: hahaha :P
^ Mithgil: Maybe he told her to get a breast augmentation or
    something.
^ Cage: soon you'll see Boffo suicided at
^ Vallejo: Draugluin, if you're on, shoot me a tell.
^ Cage: harsh there
^ Haar: fdl, maybe he wrote an idea report on a post-it note and
    stuck it to her bra
^ Vallejo: Before I go there, what does everyone think about the
    change to fade?
^ Sulbach: BLOWS
^ Vazroth: hahahaha, haar.
^ Sulbach: MAJOR
^ Sulbach: ASS
^ Sulbach: Thank you.
^ Vallejo: You're a ranger.
^ Vallejo: Or an assassin?
^ Vallejo: If you're a ranger, you can go down on me.
^ Sulbach: Doesn't mean I haven't used it.
^ Mithgil: And then she smacked him and he called the cops.
^ Vallejo: Right, but I'm asking in terms of actual assassins.
^ Vallejo: Everyone is bitching because they don't have a mobile
    huntbreak anymore.
^ Mithgil: "Help, police, I'm being chastized for my ideas!"
^ Aeria: Vallejo, Fade wasn't a mobile huntbreak. Fade was to ensure
    that you wern't rehunted after you broke.
[ Chat ] Garanol: I'm trying to think of a joke I could make about the marriage.
[ Chat ] Garanol: Nothing is springing to mind though. :P
^ Vallejo: That'd be a mobile huntbreak, Aeria.
^ Vallejo: Thank your for attempting to counter your own redundancy.
^ Haar: 'Honey, do you still love me even though I'm so much smarter
    than you?'
^ Vallejo: Using an assassin skill to foil an assassin, is bullshit.
^ Vallejo: So if thats gone, I'm glad.
[ Chat ] Garanol: Boffo is probably crying irl now.
[ Chat ] Garanol: Because of us.
[ Chat ] Sky: Yeah, good :P
^ Aeria: Vallejo... a mobile huntbreak would be something you could
    do whilst in combat, to stop combat. Fade wasn't that.
^ Sulbach: How about disguising moral to escape into calas?
^ Sulbach: Huntbreaks don't stop combat.
^ Vallejo: Ranger says: "This assassin is casting fireball at ME?
    No! I will cast fireball at HIM!"
^ Vallejo: Replace assassin with wizard.
^ Vazroth: boffo has been quiet for a while!
^ Vallejo: And you get the idea.
^ Minister: anyone know who cage is with?
[ Chat ] Garanol: I don't see why people, even Draugluin, should be
allowed to make fun of Zelindo's irl.
^ Cage: lol
^ Vallejo: He's always quiet, he's on my ignore.
^ Minister: figured would ask the world
^ Cage: im killing in the castle
[ Chat ] Garanol: his lack of a good job, and his gay tendencies.
^ Rethe: story me, especially boffo
[ Chat ] Garanol: but not boffo.
story rethe
I think I'll confound my critics by devoting this letter not to
describing rude, bumptious radicals in general, but Boffo Wordsmith in
particular. If you disagree with my claim that I have no interest in
getting tangled in the rhetoric or dogma that Boffo frequently pushes,
then read no further. His most overweening tactic is to fabricate a phony
war between prudish paranoiacs and cocky denominationalism enthusiasts.
This way, Boffo can subjugate both groups into helping him create a mass
psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat. I unmistakably
don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that Boffo speaks
like a true defender of the status quo -- a status quo, we should not
forget, that enables him to glamorize drug usage.

Should you think I'm saying too much, please note that this is not the
place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I
can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which
is that pathetic libertines are burdened with the preconceived ideas or
feeble understanding of the circles to which they previously belonged,
both politically and philosophically. Well, that's a bit too general of a
statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my
point as follows: Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the
beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations
over which he has no control? Unfortunately, I can't give a complete
answer to that question in this limited space. But I can tell you that
his sophistries are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its
slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. I can undeniably suggest how
Boffo ought to behave. Ultimately, however, the burden of acting with
moral rectitude lies with Boffo himself.

Some self-pitying administrators actually believe that communism is a
viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions.
--More--(41%  line 30 of 72)--
^ Aeria: Vallejo, as proven by Sunflash... if you have the spells
    and the skills... anyone can cast.

This is the kind of muddled thinking that he is encouraging with his
methods of interpretation. Even worse, all those who raise their voice
against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as drossy louts.
Viperine prophets of negativism like Boffo always lie. Even an occasional
truth is intended only to cover up a bigger falsification and is
therefore, itself, a deliberate untruth.

We must learn to celebrate our diversity, not because it is the
politically correct thing to do, but because the last time I told Boffo's
buddies that I want to purge the darkness from Boffo's heart, they
declared in response, "But Boffo's subliminal psywar campaigns are all
sweetness and light." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but
that's exactly what they meant. Worst of all, our children's children
would never forgive us for letting Boffo topple society. He is sophomoric
-- maybe "sanctimonious" would be a more applicable adjective. What's my
problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: Why do
his habituŽs want to ingratiate themselves with him? We should be able to
look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find
that when a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well,
Boffo is drunk with power, which is why we must speak up and speak out
against him. I guess what I really mean to say is that he descends from a
long line of lackadaisical stirrers who like to destroy everything
beautiful and good. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a
fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that
those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to fight scurrility and
slander have no right to complain when he and his apologists condone
illegal activities.

By the way, Boffo's values are so inverted, they would make Lewis Carroll
blush. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that ribald,
--More--(83%  line 60 of 72)--
^ Sulbach: That's not the point
^ Vallejo: Aeria, a huntbreak to me is something that gets you out
    of combat.

moonstruck fault-finders have dramatically lower incidences of cancer,
heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of
us, then there is indeed no hope for you. Anyone with an IQ two points
higher than a wet sponge's knows that Boffo's devotees will carry the
product of his work into the future, even after Boffo himself is gone.
But, even so, it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the
voices of audacious criminals like Boffo can still be heard, worse still
that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them.
Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that all
people, including passive-aggressive incubi, ought to be kind and
sensitive to one another.

HP:190 EP:188 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:190 EP:188>
^ Aeria: So STFU, thanks.
^ Sulbach: The point is that it doesn't make sense.
^ Vallejo: Could you used to fade to get out of combat?
^ Sulbach: A warrior with the ability to cast.
[ Chat ] Otoron: I missed Boffo-bashing on the comm? :(
^ Haar: the fade change has made it so everyone idles in inn rooms
    and guilds now
^ Vallejo: They did that before though.
^ Haar: and pkilling has become waiting for people to leave their
    inn rooms
[ Chat ] Garanol: We made fun of his rl marriage ending.
[ Chat ] Otoron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
^ Sulbach: What's new? :P
[ Chat ] Otoron: Tidbit that shit and send it to me!
[ Chat ] Otoron: I'm about 80% towards a new tidbits log.