10k personal contract read if you like drunk kung fu scenes
about a minute into the boot
im smashed when this log starts
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HP:107 EP:223> Zargon appears headfirst and falls into the burrow.
Zargon left the game.
Naeri appears headfirst and falls into the burrow.
A tiny burrow in the snow(out)
Naeri uth'Malyce the dunedain Vampiress
HP:107 EP:223> Bartoss appears headfirst and falls into the burrow.
The room stops spinning.
Gold: 53 (rough) Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
Koldun's spellbook.
An unknown ring.
HP:111 EP:227> A short, powerful dwarf stands before you. His clothes and armour mark him as a warrior.
He has dark eyes and black hair. As he looks at you, you back away and reach for the
hilt of your weapon. But then he smiles, offering you a mug of dwarven ale.
Bartoss has the look of a seasoned adventurer.
Bartoss is a Commander in the army of Mordor
with 82 wins and 7 losses.
This person has the weary look of a political appointee.
This person has the air of a scholar.
He is carrying:
An engraved steel ring, inlaid with an elven jewel.
A commemorative token from the Event-2005.
The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
A carven bone whistle.
Rank insignia.
An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
The Mortal Council rulebook.
An engraved silver ring, inlaid with a diamond.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
HP:111 EP:227> Bartoss doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Bartoss is too drunk to remember even his own name.
HP:111 EP:227> Gold: 48 (rough) Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
Koldun's spellbook.
An unknown ring.
HP:111 EP:227> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You attack Bartoss.
HP:111 EP:227> You miss Bartoss.
You grin.
HP:111 EP:227> You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss leaves out.
A tiny burrow in the snow(out)
Naeri uth'Malyce the dunedain Vampiress
HP:111 EP:227> Bartoss appears headfirst and falls into the burrow.
You miss Bartoss.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
[ Aina Amarth ] Koldun: i attacked bartoss
HP:111 EP:227> You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
[ Aina Amarth ] Laon: You did? :P
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss hits you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You chuckle as Bartoss feebly attempts to headbutt you.
Naeri looks at you.
You hit Bartoss very hard.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
[ Aina Amarth ] Koldun: hes drunker than me
HP:110 EP:227> Bartoss grapples with you, his cranium colliding with your face.
You scratch Bartoss.
Bartoss hits you.
Bartoss doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:93 EP:227> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:93 EP:207> You scratch Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:93 EP:187> You hit Bartoss very hard.
Bartoss misses you.
You almost chuckle at Bartoss' pathetically weak headbutt.
Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
HP:94 EP:190> Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
You graze Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:94 EP:170> [ Aina Amarth ] Laon: Hope the fall kills him :D
You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
HP:94 EP:170> Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:94 EP:170> You chuckle as Bartoss feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss hits you.
Naeri hrms.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:88 EP:150> Bartoss grapples with you, his cranium colliding with your face.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss hits you hard.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:66 EP:130> Naeri looks at you.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:66 EP:110> ^ (OOC) Madeye: Welcome back all
Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
HP:66 EP:110> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:66 EP:90> You hit Bartoss very hard.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:69 EP:73> You chuckle as Bartoss feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:69 EP:53> You hit Bartoss hard.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss grapples with you, his cranium colliding with your face.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:57 EP:33> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You are too tired for such a stunt.
HP:57 EP:33> ^ (OOC) Tavor: Thanks, Madeye.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:57 EP:33> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
[ Aina Amarth ] Janos: Uhm, there is nobody at MELS.
You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:57 EP:33> You almost chuckle at Bartoss' pathetically weak headbutt.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss hits you very hard.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:43 EP:33> Naeri shields Bartoss, and you hit Naeri.
You scratch Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:43 EP:33> You are too tired for such a stunt.
HP:43 EP:33> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:43 EP:33> You miss Bartoss.
You still feel drunk.
Bartoss misses you.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bartoss.
HP:46 EP:16> Naeri shields Bartoss, and you bruise Naeri.
You scratch Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:46 EP:16> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
[ Aina Amarth ] Scat: Are you serious? FDL. Ours, then :)
[ Aina Amarth ] Janos: Should I stay here to keep?
You say in Westron: dont
HP:46 EP:16> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:46 EP:16> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:46 EP:16> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You say in Westron: naeri
HP:46 EP:16> Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:46 EP:16> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss hits you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:42 EP:16> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:44 EP:18> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
[ Aina Amarth ] Laon: Yes
HP:44 EP:18> You start focusing on your aim skill. <--- duh
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:44 EP:18> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
[ Aina Amarth ] Janos: Ok, right. Staying at MELS then.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:44 EP:18> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss hits you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:40 EP:18> You hit Bartoss hard.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:40 EP:18> [ Aina Amarth ] Janos: I just ran in to check who had it.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You are no longer being merciful in your attacks.
You will again inflict fatal wounds.
HP:40 EP:18> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:40 EP:18> You graze Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:42 EP:20> You graze Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is totally wasted.
HP:42 EP:20> You scratch Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:42 EP:20> You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:42 EP:20> You graze Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:42 EP:20> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:42 EP:20> You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:42 EP:20> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:42 EP:20> A tiny burrow in the snow(out)
Bartoss the dwarf Deathmaster (Demonic)
Naeri uth'Malyce the dunedain Vampiress
HP:42 EP:20> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:44 EP:22> You scratch Bartoss.
Bartoss hits you hard.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:36 EP:22> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
Naeri tells you: oh you're AA
You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:36 EP:22> You hit Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
You tell Naeri: help me? :D
HP:36 EP:22> Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:36 EP:22> You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:36 EP:22> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You miss Bartoss.
Bartoss grazes you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:33 EP:22> You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You graze Bartoss.
Bartoss misses you.
Bartoss is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
Bartoss is completely smashed.
HP:33 EP:22> Naeri tells you: bartoss guilded?
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You hit Bartoss hard.
Bartoss misses you.
You notice Bartoss sizing you up.
You critically hit Bartoss with decimating force.
You killed Bartoss.
Bartoss has died.
You tell Naeri: omg secret guild name
HP:35 EP:24> Shape all what?
HP:35 EP:24> Bartoss goes, "UGH!".
The ghost of Bartoss drifts out.
^ (OOC) Koldun: legend bartoss
Your head is clearing.