Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls - Prepare to witness the ultimate in MUDding entertainment: An enormous bonanza of tidbits just bursting with fruity flavors - a joint effort from Otoron Sillyslacks and yours truly.
legend amerdain
Amerdain suicided at 21:58 06/19/05
Amerdain Ando the dunedain Tindomul Loves Wrenya
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 28d 14h 7m 10s
Amerdain is a member of the Khamul's Vanguard.
Info: I'm so in love with you. ~Wrenya~
HP:180 EP:174> legend wrenya
Wrenya suicided at 21:57 06/19/05
Wrenya Rác'Rána the sindar Night Owl loves Amerdain
Departed from Arda Gender: female
Age: 37d 23h 7m 42s
Info: I fall deeper and deeper in love with you... ~Amerdain~
HP:180 EP:174> ^ No... no. It's more like Romeo and Juliet.
^ (OOC) Bogrim: No... no. It's more like Romeo and Juliet.
HP:180 EP:170> ^ (OOC) Karanus: yeah, but i hope that one of them didn't do the sleeping
suicide command, rather than the real one
<HP:230 EP:230> ^ The great army of Dale leaves ^I have bad triggers!.
^ Kaekavoos: The great army of Dale leaves ^I have bad triggers!.
<HP:230 EP:225> ^ Morgar: I have bad triggers!
fdl
You fall down laughing.
<HP:230 EP:225> Jewel laughs.
Morgar says in Westron: fuck off
^ Zelindo: rotfl
% Kubla: Is anyone planning to resist the ER incursion?
% Jdog: we are trying!
% Akheron: Grimscar isn't on
% Akheron: WE HAVE NO CHANCE!!
% Kubla: Mmmm Grimscar is good, but a big enough party?
[ 3:36AM ] Fimbu: omg
[ 3:36AM ] Fimbu: I pray to god Risan hasn't saved this log
[ 3:36AM ] Zavosh: why? :p
[ 3:36AM ] Fimbu: In which I pitch song lyrics to him
[ 3:37AM ] Zavosh: lol
[ 3:37AM ] Fimbu: From like the first song I ever tried to write
[ 3:39AM ] Caber: I vaguely remember that. Let's see some highlights!
[ 3:39AM ] Zavosh: he said he was going
[ 3:39AM ] Fimbu: Yeah, I'm off.
[ 3:39AM ] Zavosh: good night
[ 3:39AM ] Fimbu: And I'm not telling you what the lyrics were :P
[ 3:39AM ] Fimbu: Good night!
[ 3:39AM ] Caber: Wait
[ 3:39AM ] Caber: I have the log right here
[ 3:39AM ] Fimbu: Fuck you, no :P
[ 3:40AM ] Zavosh: lol yes!
[ 3:40AM ] Fimbu: You're lying.
[ 3:40AM ] Fimbu: You're bluffing!
[ 3:40AM ] Caber: "Oh summer night, oh winter's day, oh mighty pen that writes the emotions of a saddened boy..."
[ 3:40AM ] Fimbu: Hahahaha, liar
[ 3:40AM ] Zavosh: lol :P
[ 3:40AM ] Caber: "say i, to a fly, oh why? why, fly? why must you die?"
[ 3:40AM ] Fimbu: hahahahahahaha
[ 3:40AM ] Zavosh: fdl :P
[ 3:40AM ] Caber: Etc etc
[ 3:40AM ] Fimbu: He's making that up, you know, Zavosh :P
[ 3:41AM ] Zavosh: maybe you're just saying that
[ 3:41AM ] Fimbu: I WOULD NEVER WRITE THAT
[ 3:41AM ] Jewel: I should hope not :P
[ FRA ] Akheron: Crap?
[ FRA ] Naith: I just skipped out of MT to lighten up my load so I could loot the 3 archers I just killed, and the Nazgul shows up as I'm leaving
[ FRA ] Naith: I'm eager to loot!
[ FRA ] Uzbad: ah, i wasted about 130hp doing finds on you
[ FRA ] Uzbad: ep, i mean
[ FRA ] Naith: If I was being killed, I would think of something more imaginative than 'crap'.
[ FRA ] Uzbad: so you say.
[ FRA ] Naith: Thanks though. :)
[ FRA ] Uzbad: sometimes, people don't have much time to think in those situations. :)
[ FRA ] Naith: It'd be something more like hahahaha, some guy just backstabbed me, let me backhunt, uh oh, looks like a tr
58 Draugluin (Thu Jul 28) Poll Results
HP:230 EP:136| news 58
Note 58 Draugluin (Thu Jul 28 2005) Poll Results
Dear Ardans,
Below are the results from the recent poll.
Thanks for your participation!
NOTE: vote is scored by player age!
Q: OPINION POLL:The question of how rigid the game behaves
depending on your race choice is both important, and
fundamental to decide before solving other issues (such
as serve, alignment, etc). Please select the option
that MOST sounds like what you would *prefer*:
A1: Race determines side: All FR against Sauron, all ER for
Sauron. (Votes: 3915)
A2: Race mostly determines side: All ER for Sauron, most FR
against Sauron, some FR remain impartial to either side
or may declare themselves to favor Sauron. (Votes: 10833)
A3: Race determines little, my allegiance (or indifference) to
the War of the Ring is determined in some other manner.
(Votes: 5449)
A4: Abstain (Votes: 1420)
D
HP:230 EP:136| i
Gold: 133 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A stamped staying-permit.
*A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
HP:230 EP:136| ^ (OOC) Eaoden: whats the password of the MT gate?
^ This poll is bullshit - these changes are ridiculous!!!
^ (OOC) Akheron: This poll is bullshit - these changes are ridiculous!!!
HP:230 EP:136| ^ (OOC) Kharim: Denethor has a lover.
^ (OOC) Eaoden: ok ill try
Draugluin tells you: Pounder?!
^ (OOC) Eaoden hears snickering in the background
tell draugluin :PPPPPPPP
You tell Draugluin: :PPPPPPPP
^ (OOC) Iarla: Me and Akheron just had mudsex
^ (OOC) Akheron: We did.
^ (OOC) Iarla: It was mind blowing.
^ (OOC) Fyng: How long did it last?
^ (OOC) Finwe narrows his eyes.
^ (OOC) Somnus: fabulous
^ (OOC) Iarla: 30 seconds.
^ (OOC) Akheron: ell zelindo please don't tell sean this... But I have a boner IRL :P
***Kalrykh sets straight the intense complaining following the camouflage change***
:108| ^ (OOC) Curr: then remove all huntbreaks. banging will be real fun. LONG.
^ (OOC) Adaron: Unmatchable.
^ (OOC) Adaron: Untouchable.
HP:220 EP:109| ^ (OOC) Pounder: no curr, you need to remove inns and guilds too!
^ (OOC) Morkano: lvl 19 sheriff title?
HP:220 EP:110| ^ (OOC) Delvar: or, since towers is longing to become like other muds.
' tracking - tracking
You say in Westron: tracking - tracking
HP:220 EP:110| ^ (OOC) Someone has a better idea. Confiscate all your belongings, give
them to me, turn all men into hard-working slaves and the women (the
better-looking ones, that is) into my personal slaves.
^ (OOC) Curr: yes, pounder, agreed ;)
^ (OOC) Someone: How do you like this?
^ (OOC) Delvar: We could just remove hunt all together as well.
^ (OOC) Adaron: Can I be a personal slave?
HP:220 EP:111| ^ (OOC) Delvar: And make traps actually effective and necessary for
killing people.
^ (OOC) Adaron: Because I'd be ok with that.
HP:220 EP:111| ^ (OOC) Someone: No.
^ (OOC) Adaron: Then no, I hate the idea.
^ (OOC) Oss: I already am a personal slave. In effigy.
HP:220 EP:113| ^ (OOC) Tiresias: Someone... before we can give you anything, gotta come
out of hiding :-P
HP:220 EP:113| ^ (OOC) Pounder: the good news is, I won't reach 1y so thats extra time i
can spend on other shit.
^ (OOC) Pounder: like WoW.
^ (OOC) Oss: personal slavedom is better when directed at an anonymous
^ (OOC) Kalrykh: let's concentrate on the real issue here. Eredor is a
douche bag :p
^ (OOC) Grimscar: But what's best for the mud is if your little 'council'
starts listening to what players wnat
^ (OOC) Grimscar: don't spoon steaming bullshit into our hands and tell us
its a new kind of mitten
^ (OOC) Draugluin: I can't help but notice, even when calling the council
'little', that you are still here. Mass Exodus aborted?
^ (OOC) Akheron: Hahaha
^ (OOC) Akheron: Grimscar: The new changes on the game suck.
^ (OOC) Akheron: Draugluin: So what? YOU CAN'T LEAVE
Adaron tells you: Heh.
[ 1:09AM ] Nalain: Well, the cucumbers come wrapped in ceran wrapish type stuff
[ 1:09AM ] Jewel: yeah, I've seen it
[ 1:09AM ] Jewel: what about it?
[ 1:09AM ] Nalain: But when you peel it off, it doesn't like, come off easily, so you have to pull it and it looks like you're pulling a condom off of a penis because of the way it comes off :P
[ 1:09AM ] Nalain: I discovered that today while making lunch
[ 1:09AM ] Nalain: which made me not want to eat it, but I ate it anyways.
[ 1:10AM ] Jewel: haha
[ 1:10AM ] Fimbu: I guess there are two ways of solving your problem, Nalain
[ 1:10AM ] Fimbu: Either stop eating cucumbers
[ 1:11AM ] Fimbu: Or make your dad take his own condoms off for christ's sake
[ 1:11AM ] Nalain: hahahahaha
[ 9:31PM ] Otoron: I thought she was fucking gorgeous, too.
[ 9:32PM ] Zavosh: now you say that to spite me :P
[ 9:32PM ] Fimbu: haha. Cool, Otoron
[ 9:32PM ] Fimbu: I was amazed, really, like fuck, what a FACE
[ 9:32PM ] Fimbu: She was like, angelic
[ 9:32PM ] Zavosh: omg not hand of eru?
^ Ash: Armada.
^ Ash: Wanna make a band?
^ Armada: Yes!
^ Ash: We will take a well known name for our band
Ash tells you: How about.. Imation CD 74m 650 MB?
You tell Ash: It's not very catchy :P
Ash tells you: No, but everybody already have our cd then...
Arawn says in Westron: Then, get sex, give dog, wash hands
Arawn says in Westron: Damnit, fucking mud has turned life into a do command.
% Haar: Oshwekan is suggesting urination to me via private speaking channels!
% Haar: Oshwekan tells you: piss off
% Haar: Piss, as R.Kelly did to that fine underage maiden?
% Balzamon: who is this kelly?
% Haar: A bard!
% Haar: I have heard much of thine glorious adventures in the halls of the Gondor knights. Never did a knight enter those halls and not enter you just the same
^ (OOC) Scythe: Ok, I have a question for you all.
^ (OOC) Naith: The answer is no.
^ (OOC) Scythe: What's the best p2p file sharing program?
^ (OOC) Akheron: You heard Naith, bitch.
You have entered a dimly lit room with a warm, home-like atmosphere.
You are surrounded by dozens of comfortable cushions that are scattered
across hard, wooden floorboards. A window provides the main source of
light by the sun or moon, but a large wagon wheel that hangs suspended
from the center of the ceiling by a heavy iron chain holds a candle at
each spoke, providing a smattering of mood lighting in the evening. A
tapestry hangs above a set of double doors leading southward towards the
bar, another behind the spiral staircase. A message board is attached
to the wall near the west exit that leads out of the tavern.
To view the guild's hitlist, type 'hitlist'.
The only obvious exits are down, south and west.
Iarla Montelbaun the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Levon the dunlending Medicine Man (Villainous)
Uzbad the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Villainous)
Naith the dunlending Warlord (Villainous)
The board of the Fellowship of the Rimbor-Anim [16 notes]
HP:230 EP:107| who
The Two Towers
Nashana the Grey the silvan Apprentice Assassin (Heroic) (free)
Melinea Demonheart the hobbit Fang (Angelic) (free)
Godric Draconus the dunedain Exterminator (Immoral) (free)
Pounder the dunedain Knight (Demonic) (free)
Levon the dunlending Medicine Man (Villainous) (free)
Nalain StonePipe the dwarf Battle Lord (Angelic) (free)
Naith the dunlending Warlord (Villainous) (free)
Dolas the dunedain Deadly Shot (Heroic) (free)
Jaron the dunedain (lvl 20)
Haar the dunedain with a crappy title (lvl 20)
Uzbad the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Villainous) (guildmaster)
Total friends and enemies and assassins and beornings guild members: 11
Total users: 86
HP:230 EP:107| ^ (OOC) Scythe shrugs.
Haar tells you: could have gotten more :P
Iarla leaves west.
$ There are 5 of us on
[ FRA ] Akheron: There are 5 of us on
HP:230 EP:104| $ No, 6
[ FRA ] Akheron: No, 6
HP:230 EP:101| guild list
Tuned to the Fellowship of the Rimbor-Anim line are:
Akheron, Haar, Levon, Naith, Uzbad
HP:230 EP:102| Iarla enters.
$ No, 5.
[ FRA ] Akheron: No, 5.
HP:230 EP:99| $ No, 6!
[ FRA ] Akheron: No, 6!
HP:230 EP:96| $ omg, I hate myself
[ FRA ] Akheron: omg, I hate myself
HP:230 EP:93| [ FRA ] Haar: woo!
who
The Two Towers
Nashana the Grey the silvan Apprentice Assassin (Heroic) (free)
Melinea Demonheart the hobbit Fang (Angelic) (free)
Godric Draconus the dunedain Exterminator (Immoral) (free)
Pounder the dunedain Knight (Demonic) (free)
Levon the dunlending Medicine Man (Villainous) (free)
Nalain StonePipe the dwarf Battle Lord (Angelic) (free)
Iarla Montelbaun the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic) (free)
Dolas the dunedain Deadly Shot (Heroic) (free)
Naith the dunlending Warlord (Villainous) (free)
Jaron the dunedain (lvl 20)
Haar the dunedain with a crappy title (lvl 20)
Fuiki GreyWolf the dwarf Archer (Beorning) (lvl 20)
Uzbad the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Villainous) (guildmaster)
Total friends and enemies and assassins and beornings guild members: 13
Total users: 88
HP:230 EP:94| Naith hehs at you.
$ Fuiki on
[ FRA ] Akheron: Fuiki on
HP:230 EP:91| [ FRA ] Haar: no? :P
Naith says in Westron: Not anymore.
l
You have entered a dimly lit room with a warm, home-like atmosphere.
You are surrounded by dozens of comfortable cushions that are scattered
across hard, wooden floorboards. A window provides the main source of
light by the sun or moon, but a large wagon wheel that hangs suspended
from the center of the ceiling by a heavy iron chain holds a candle at
each spoke, providing a smattering of mood lighting in the evening. A
tapestry hangs above a set of double doors leading southward towards the
bar, another behind the spiral staircase. A message board is attached
to the wall near the west exit that leads out of the tavern.
To view the guild's hitlist, type 'hitlist'.
The only obvious exits are down, south and west.
Iarla Montelbaun the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Levon the dunlending Medicine Man (Villainous)
Uzbad the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Villainous)
Naith the dunlending Warlord (Villainous)
The board of the Fellowship of the Rimbor-Anim [16 notes]
HP:230 EP:92| legend fuiki
Fuiki GreyWolf the dwarf Archer (Beorning)
Not present in Arda. Gender: male
Age: 59d 3h 28m 28s
Can be mailed: Fuiki@Erebor
Fuiki is a member of the Beornings.
Info: ...
HP:230 EP:92| Naith says in Westron: What the hell is the matter with you?
^ (OOC) Scatha: h
^ (OOC) Scatha: hi
^ (OOC) Scatha: hie
^ (OOC) Scatha: hiw
^ (OOC) Scatha: hir
^ (OOC) Scatha: hiy
^ (OOC) Scatha: hiyyu
^ (OOC) Scatha: hiasd
^ (OOC) Scatha: hiasdfa
^ (OOC) Scatha: haisdfahd
^ (OOC) Scatha: hasdfia
^ (OOC) Scatha: hasdfha
^ (OOC) Scatha: haosdfhja
^ (OOC) Scatha: asldkfjal
^ (OOC) Scatha: adslkfjasldkfj
^ (OOC) Scatha: asdlfkjsldkfj
^ (OOC) Scatha: aslkdfjasldkfjl
^ (OOC) Scatha: aldkfjalsdkfj
^ (OOC) Scatha: asdlkfjasdlkfjasd
^ (OOC) Scatha: sorry :P
^ (OOC) Urgnath: hahaha
^ (OOC) Haar: jesus christ
^ (OOC) Someone: ass.
[ Chat ] Zavosh: I wonder if Aurelie is having mudsex
[ Chat ] Zavosh: Orally! ahaha :P
^ (OOC) Durad: G;^R;^I;^M;^S;^C;^A;^R;^S;^U;^C;^K;^S;^B A N A N A S!
^ (OOC) Durad: Blah
^ (OOC) Zelindo: hahahahahha
^ (OOC) Short: vallejo calling people dumb or stupid or idiots shows lack
of vocabulary and intelligence. I'd love to see George Bush and Kerry
in a "you are more dumb" challenge
^ (OOC) Veratyr: legend short
ll short
^ (OOC) Aeria: Bush would lose that quickly.
The ghost of Short
On for: 31m
Age: 0s
(HP:230 EP:79)PEL You can see straight again.
^ (OOC) Reeth: lol
^hahaha
^ (OOC) Vallejo: What?
[273] ^ (OOC) Duk: Wow. I've been off work for 2 weeks, and thought I'd been pretty active. 2wk aging: 9h 14m.
[274] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: 2WkAging: 16h 25m 44s
[275] ^ (OOC) Zelindo sucks.
[276] ^ (OOC) Mithgil: 2WkAging: 7d 14h 32m 20s
[277] ^ (OOC) Braune: hahahha mithgirl
[278] ^ (OOC) Eldecan: EWW!
[279] ^ (OOC) Braune: mithgil*
[280] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: Mithgirl, rotfl
[281] ^ (OOC) Duk: That doesn't surprise me Mithgil. :P
[282] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: omfg
[283] ^ (OOC) Duk: Braune, Freudian slip? :P
[284] ^ (OOC) Braune: i played like 6 hrs a day and i could only get 3d 17hrs
[285] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: Braune is now my hero.
[286] ^ (OOC) Braune: that was my bare max
[287] ^ (OOC) Braune )
[288] ^ (OOC) Braune: :)
[289] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: See, this is why I've always liked
[290] ^ (OOC) Braune over brains
[291] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: Awesome.
[292] ^ (OOC) Braune: well then
^ (OOC) Majeski: Rathmar, what would you say to a Pacific Northwest mudparty featuring one disgraced council member, one disgraced somewhat oldie, and Mithgil?
^ (OOC) Majeski: And, perhaps, Sean? I'd say GAME ON, baby.
^ (OOC) Rathmar: You want to use 'Social Gathering' not 'Mud Party'
^ (OOC) Grimscar: If there be no bitches, I be no show.
^ (OOC) Majeski: I SAID MITHGIL
^ (OOC) Iarla: I'm pretty sure he said Mithgil.
HP:230 EP:218| camouflage
You take note of your surroundings, and begin the arduous process of
matching your look, your attire, and your movements to blend into the
area. After several minutes, you are able to use your skill to blend into
your surroundings.
HP:230 EP:188| do 3n,15e,3n,15e,27n
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:188| Approaching Edoras(sw, w, n, e and s) [sw and ne]
HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n and s)
HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
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HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
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HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:188| Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Plains(w, n and e)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Plains(w, n and s)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:187| Entwade(w and e) [n and s]
HP:230 EP:187| do 4e,8n,6w,13n,8w
Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
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HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:187| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
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HP:230 EP:186| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
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HP:230 EP:186| Rohan Lowlands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Wold(w, n and s)
HP:230 EP:186| North Undeep(n, e and s) [w, ne and se]
Rider is riding a chestnut war horse
A chestnut war horse
Knight is riding a tan horse of Rohan
A proud footman of Rohan
HP:230 EP:186| Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:186| Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:186| The Brown Lands(w and e)
HP:230 EP:186| The Brown Lands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Brown Lands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Brown Lands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Brown Lands(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
A Dale messenger
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
A Dale messenger
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| alias mm trigger Ihsan todo hunt Ihsan
alias x do focus aim,put sword in sheath,wear bands from pack,hunt Ihsan,draw sword,take whip from pack,take flail from pack,take staff from pack,backstab Ihsan,kill Ihsan
alias m hunt Ihsan
alias r shape Ihsan
merciful off
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:230 EP:185| The Lothlorien Bridge(w and e) [sw and n]
Saren Lestacu the silvan Battlemage (Hand of Eru)
Ihsan Zirak-Zigil the dwarf Felekbund
An elven sentinel
A signpost
A hitching post
HP:230 EP:185| Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:185| Alias: mm (trigger Ihsan todo hunt Ihsan) altered.
HP:230 EP:185| Alias: x (do focus aim,put sword in sheath,wear bands from pack,hunt Ihsan,draw sword,take whip from pack,take flail from pack,take staff from pack,backstab Ihsan,kill Ihsan) altered.
HP:230 EP:185| Alias: m (hunt Ihsan) altered.
HP:230 EP:185| Alias: r (shape Ihsan) altered.
HP:230 EP:185| Merciful is already off!
HP:230 EP:185| l saren
The tips of pointy ears protrude from a curtain of dark-brown hair, cascading over the shoulders of a beautiful elven female.
Her deep and expressive sea-green eyes appear bright and preceptive as she studies you.
As your eyes move down lower you notice a Birthmark somewhat visible on the back of her left hand, depicting what appears to be a Crescent moon..
Her figure is lithe and slender, as is typical for her race: a graceful, yet strong body.
A golden gleam comes from Saren's necklace.
Saren is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor
with 0 wins and 0 losses.
This person has the air of a scholar.
She is carrying:
A sapphire sword (wielded).
A dwarven mining pack (worn).
A book of poetry.
A crystalline shield (worn).
A small knife.
A studded leather baldric (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A silver harp.
Darkfire's BeLly drum.
An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with four black pearls (worn).
The Valacirca Guild Pendant.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
Saren's spellbook.
A golden necklace, decorated with sapphire stones (worn).
A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Longbow'.
An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with an enchanting water gem (worn).
Rank insignia.
The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
A glass flute.
The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
HP:230 EP:184| l ihsan
you see a young and ambitious Dwarf
Ihsan is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor
with 0 wins and 1 loss.
He is carrying:
A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Ihsan (wielded).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion.
A studded leather baldric (worn).
A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
A studded leather baldric (worn).
A dwarven mining pack (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A crystalline shield (worn).
The Valacirca Guild Pendant.
A silver harp.
A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Exodus'.
A gold ring, inlaid with a small carved skull.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
Rank insignia.
The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
An engraved gold ring, inlaid with three emeralds.
HP:230 EP:183| hunt saren
You begin to hunt Saren.
HP:230 EP:183| Saren rolls her eyes.
hunt off
You stop hunting Saren.
HP:230 EP:180| Grifford enters.
Grifford leaves west.
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Gold: 94 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A contract.
*A magnificent engraved longsword (wielded).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A keyring containing 11 keys (worn).
*A pair of black chausses (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
*A dwarven deathmask (worn).
*A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
*Delvar's (TS) Fragger drum.
*A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
*A silver harp.
HP:230 EP:179| Ihsan has a questioning look on his face.
score
Akheron NeoRayne the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
HP: 230/230 END: 179/230 Exp: 1216084 Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100
Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100
Level 19 assassin, 20d 5h 27m 24s old.
You are camouflaged.
HP:230 EP:179| Ihsan says in Westron: what i can't ask
l
This is the bridge over the Anduin River that crosses over into Lothlorien.
The Golden Wood lies to your west while the wilderness stretches out into
the east.
This is a key battlepoint for the region... Type 'info'.
The Great River Anduin is southwest and north.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
There is water to the southwest and north.
The only obvious exits are west and east.
Saren Lestacu the silvan Battlemage (Hand of Eru)
Ihsan Zirak-Zigil the dwarf Felekbund
An elven sentinel
A signpost
A hitching post
HP:230 EP:177| Saren says softly in Westron: i thougt you were going to go golding?
Ihsan says in Westron: i never said i was doing anything
Saren rolls her eyes.
Ihsan says in Westron: i was partying with you
Ihsan says in Westron: but you got other stuff todo
Saren rolls her eyes.
Buruhka enters.
Tiresias enters.
Gilstro enters.
Tiresias leaves west.
Gilstro leaves west.
Buruhka whips his walking staff from his sling with a look of determination.
Buruhka starts casting a spell.
Buruhka whips his sapphire sword from his baldric like a weaponsmaster!!
Buruhka wields a sapphire sword.
Buruhka holds his staff aloft and a bright light appears!
Buruhka leaves west.
Saren says softly in Westron: Can you cut out the whole being
angry/jealous thing?
Ihsan says in Westron: i'm not
HP:230 EP:165| Saren says softly in Westron: Coulda fooled me.
Ihsan says in Westron: i told ya go have fun
The sun sinks towards the western horizon.
Saren says softly in Westron: so stop standing at the sp and go do
something.
Tiresias enters.
Gilstro enters.
Tiresias leaves west.
Gilstro leaves west.
Ihsan says in Westron: what do you mean
HP:230 EP:157| Ihsan says in Westron: stop standing here
Grifford enters.
Grifford leaves east.
Saren says softly in Westron: oy
Ihsan says in Westron: what you want me to do we cleared out the camp
Thar goes away from the keyboard grima about contracts.
[739] ^ (OOC) Scat: Info: Amearn tells you: Ill get you drunk and show you how to mud :P
[740] ^ (OOC) Bogrim: ruiniel
[741] ^ (OOC) Etrius: ima keeeeel you :PPPPPP
[742] ^ (OOC) Delrerango: ruiniel again
[743] ^ (OOC) Nurzum: Hot Bulgarian Shit
[744] ^ (OOC) Naith: Whoever it was who said "Don't buy a remote control vacuum cleaner, they suck", screw you.
[745] ^ (OOC) Nurzum: That was me!:D
[746] ^ (OOC) Scat: Info: One more forgotten hero, and a world who doesn't care. (TB)(FRA)
[747] ^ (OOC) Etrius: Mizrahi.
[748] ^ (OOC) Bogrim: mmm. good one.
[749] ^ (OOC) Etrius: Have we stopped keeping score?
[750] ^ (OOC) Scat: LikeMostPeopleAboutAsMuchAsTheyLikeMe,HaventFoundAWayToSay****YouPolitely
[751] ^ (OOC) Pharuzzir has seen that one recently.
[752] ^ (OOC) Etrius: Lmno.
[753] ^ (OOC) Nurzum: Info: Info: Sir Garik Greystone - Council Knight of Dol Amroth
[754] ^ (OOC) Bogrim: Garik
[755] ^ (OOC) Nurzum: wooo
% Princesz: i got murdered lAST night by thalic, reported him, and lost sooo much money
The hawk is currently carrying the following message: hi nahu plz squidilet is my brother irl. plz talk to me again
^ (OOC) Yffern miscomms: Curr in in Gondor at Minas Tirith, level 4 In the
room: a filthy bedroom (makes sense)... Curr is not wanted... (makes
even greater sense)
Haar tells you: Ezra said he would resume hosting, but that we'd have
those 8 hour downtimes or something :p
You tell Haar: Fuck -that-.
Haar tells you: but you were whining about how much my hosting sucks
:p
You tell Haar: Better than Ezra's!
Haar tells you: ahahaha
You tell Haar: OMFG IT FINALLY FIT INTO CONTEXT
Haar tells you: AHAHA
[ Chat ] Garanol: There's always money to be made in bricks and mortar. :P
[ Chat ] Garanol: That's what my grandad used to tell me, heh.
[ Chat ] Yun: All my grandfather used to tell me was made up stories
and that I'm a pussy
[ Chat ] Yun: oh, and to roll his cigarettes
[ Chat ] Yun: he made me do that alot.
^ (OOC) Eldecan: Anyone got a site with a lot of fat chicks on it? :D
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: www.angband.com
Zelindo tells you: Tiaren asked me to come back to RoI earlier.
Zelindo tells you: But when I responded, he said he was joking.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Mind you, I first googled MY sister to make sure she
didn't exist online.
[ Chat ] Vildoran: what's her name?
[ Chat ] Otoron: Like I'm fucking telling you :P
[ Chat ] Yun: Tell me
[ Chat ] Yun: I'm smooth with the ladies
[ Chat ] Yun: I'll have her naked on a webcam in a week!
^ (OOC) Scythe: I'll wait until I'm about 50 and old enough to know wtf
I'm doing to try having kids.
^ (OOC) Derrida isn't halding on to hope for Scythe to reach that goal.
^ (OOC) Haar: So that you can die when your oldest child is 25!
^ (OOC) Boffo: I'm pretty sure I'm not going to have kids... at least not
on purpose.
^ (OOC) Dorf: No worries, Boffo - blow ups don't have uteruses.
You gives Mikah a gift box.
Mikah looks at a gift box.
Mikah gives you a gift box.
Mikah says spasmodically in Silvan: open it
You boggle at the concept.
You give Mikah a gift box.
You say slowly in Westron: u open it!
Mikah gives you a gift box.
Mikah says spasmodically in Silvan: you open it!
You give Mikah a gift box.
You say slowly in Westron: it's yours!
Mikah says spasmodically in Silvan: i know!
You boggle at the very concept of Mikah.
Mikah says spasmodically in Silvan: but it will say its from you if you
open it!
You say slowly in Westron: ok
With trembling hands, you unwrap the present!
You miss your step and drop the box, destroying it!
^ (OOC) Eldecan: Nah, not me.
^ (OOC) Eldecan: I hate fat people.
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: dude you just made the Meglivornth hitlist
The dragons are quickly ascending the levels of Minas Tirith!
Minas Tirith is falling appart the the Free Races are not defending it
^ (OOC) Ketan: The English language takes a fatal blow from the ainur.
Delrerango tells you: Togar tells you: since when can you steal a wielded weapon
Delrerango tells you: You tell Togar: draugluin modified me so i can
You tell Delrerango: haha :P tell him you're a really good thief
You tell Delrerango: fdl
You tell Draugluin: ask him not to tell anyone
You tell Draugluin: or you might get nuked
Draugluin tells you: ... what? :P
You tell Draugluin: oh shit :P
You tell Draugluin: hahaha
Draugluin tells you: haha, you're fucked now.
**And now for a little RoI humor.**
The board of Rangers of Ithilien [30 notes, 2 new]
HP:230 EP:230> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:230> read new
Note 29 Tiaren (Sat Aug 27 2005) rescue mission
I have received news that Malakan has been ensnared by WoW.
This needs to be ended, so we can have our old idling Malakan
back. Our tactical officer, Armada, will come up with a draft
of operation "Bloodstorm". This is to be regarded as a top
priority. Do not let anyone find out our plans.
That is all, dismissed.
HP:230 EP:230> read new
Note 30 Armada (Sun Aug 28 2005) OPERATION BLOODSTORM GUIDELINES
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TOP SECRET
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OPERATION 'BLOODSTORM'
Subject Malakan was last sighted idling in RoI Bar 3 months ago, ever
since disappeared and has not been heard of. IDF intelligence sources
report subject reappearing in an abandoned Saudi internet cafe conducting
a bizarre internet chatroom, aliased 'WoW'. Subject must be captured and
returned by all necessary means. Subject under surveillance of hostile
federal authorities.
Operation Goals:
I. Neutralization of subject's federal US protection.
II. Infiltration of Saudi soil.
III. Capture of Subject.
IV. Return of Subject to RoI Bar.
V. Cook Yoav Dinner.
Detailed Instructions & Guidelines:
I. Neutralization of subject's federal US protection.
a. Federal agent abundancy renders assassination virtually impossible,
in light of guild manpower, equipment and activity shortage. Clever
intrigue sole solution.
b. American news agencies are to be recruited for the concoction of a
fictional hurricane storm, codename 'Katherine'.
c. Federal authorities to be wrongfully convinced that New Orleans
facing imminent distruction in the hands of 'Katherine', thus directing
their undevided attention to the prematurely agreed city.
d. Internet Cafe remains unprotected by the home-worried jazz-loving
agents.
II. Infiltration of Saudia Soil.
a. Gwaihir to provide stealth eagles, applied against Saudi
anti-aircraft American sponsored radar equipment. Each eagle to carry a
pilot and a gunner. Last eagle to carry a pilot and Scarlet Johanssen.
Eagle must be protected at all costs.
b. Israeli forces and extreme right-winged bodies to stage a withdrawel
from the Gaza strip, distracting the attention of the Arab world.
c. Remaining resisting Arab guards to be gunned down in massive aerial
raid. Surrendering forces to be bribed with camels and fresh hotel
towels.
III. Capture of Subject
a. Internet Cafe tent to be infiltrated from the top. Applying of
scissors recommended.
b. Scarlet Johanssen to induce subject to the complete ignorance of
surrounding.
c. Subject to be stabbed from behind with an enforced dark arrow.
d. Subject to be mounted on eagle instead of Scarlet Johanssen who will
be promptly shipped to a sience lab in 87 Gildreh Meir St, Tel Aviv, Israel.
Local scientest requests the performance of several tests, just to make
sure she's alright and everything...
e. Eagle to depart from a nearby helipad and report back to Operations
(guild bar).
IV. Return of Subject to RoI Bar.
a. Uncounsceous subject to be dropped off at Osgiliath for a series of
idling-tolerant physicals.
b. Subject to be sent by boat back to Operations.
c. Subject to be reinstated at guild bar.
V. Cook Yoav Dinner
a. Remember, I don't eat pork or shrimps. And I like it spicey.
b. Beer will be nice.
c. Get to work!
Armada, Tactical Officer.
**End RoI Humor**
[ Chat ] Yun: Americans are ridiculous
[ Chat ] Yun: with your sueing everytime you stub atoew
[ Chat ] Yun: toe :P
[ Chat ] Yun: its a little glass
[ Chat ] Yun: builds character
[ Chat ] Caber: He got kind of lazy about it. They gave him half price
off his food! If nothing else, he should have demanded compensation
for the cost of his visit to the emergency room to get it checked out.
:P
[ Chat ] Otoron: We don't have a no fault system, Sean.
[ Chat ] Yun: you fucking pussies
[ Chat ] Otoron: For example: if his brother is one of the 40 million
Americans without insurance, what does he do when he swallows glass
and gets intestinal damage?
[ Chat ] Yun: Then you sue for medical costs.
[ Chat ] Yun: or you bite the bullet
[ Chat ] Yun: slam half a bottle of whiskey
[ Chat ] Yun: and perform the required surgery on yourself with a
butterknife, like an irishman would.
[ Chat ] Caber: He'd pass out halfway through and bleed to death.
[ Chat ] Yun: see, pussies.
[ Chat ] Yun: afk
^ (OOC) Scythe: Well until I'm too old to get it up, women can just take
the shot.
^ (OOC) Scythe: So far, that philosophy is working out for me.
^ (OOC) Scythe: Though I suppose a chick can tell me she is and find out
the hard way(again) that women lie sometimes.
^ (OOC) Scythe: Sarcastic emphasis on the 'sometimes' part of that
statement.
^ (OOC) Dorf: Scythe leaves a trail of bastard half-sheep in his wake.
^ (OOC) Haar: What's there to argue about now. Scatha won't belie
ve when I think the balance at t2t needs major rework :P
^ (OOC) Scatha: so do I, starting with a player wipe
^ (OOC) Scatha: keeping ainur intact, of course
^ (OOC) Haar: Playerwipe is fine with me
^ (OOC) Pharuzzir: That would be interesting
^ (OOC) Haar: I'd love to see a playerwipe actually
^ (OOC) Haar: If only to see Sime commit suicide irl