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Do: starting commands. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR The foot of the Ered Lithui(tunnel and w) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR The entrance of the Maggot-holes(tunnel, ne, n and nw) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A twisting tunnel(ne, nw, se, w and e) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A dark, stinky tunnel(n, nw and e) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, nw, se and e) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A dark, stinky tunnel(ne, nw, se, w and e) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A twisting tunnel(s, n, se and sw) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A twisting tunnel(s and n) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A twisting tunnel(s, ne, n and nw) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR Vanwahin stinks like a corpse rotting for days! A dark, stinky tunnel(n, nw, se, w, e and sw) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A twisting tunnel(s, ne, nw, se, w and e) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A twisting tunnel(s, nw, se and sw) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A mysterious stairway(se and staircase) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR Pass to the Carchost(tunnel and n) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR Pass to the Carchost(s and n) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR Pass to the Carchost(s and n) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR The Carchost gate(s and gate) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR In the hall of the Carchost(hall, out, passage and stairs) Darling Man-Tshaazir the olog-hai Pursuer Cagan the uruk-hai Blood Warrior Killem Killzem the olog-hai Shadow Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A stairway(u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. Killem enters. Darling enters. Cagan enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A stairway(d, u and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Killem enters. Cagan enters. Darling enters. Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR A corridor in the Carchost(s, n and stairs) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. Killem enters. Darling enters. Cagan enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR Carchost's storage room(s)(car1, car2) Killem enters. Cagan enters. Darling enters. Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:226 EP:117-)> MOR backstab killem You sneak up and stab Killem from behind! You tear through Killem with all the strength you can muster! <(-HP:226 EP:66-)> MOR Killem leaves south. Darling leaves south. Cagan leaves south. shape all Shape all what? <(-HP:226 EP:66-)> MOR l This room is meant to be the kitchen of the tower, but the filthy inhabitants of the place don't really cook anything. The place is mainly used as a storage place for corpses and pieces of meat they treat as food. An abandoned pile of bricks that looks like an old well sits near a window that looks out to the devastated lands of Mordor. On the floor, among the corpses there are also small bags. You wonder what can be found in them. The only obvious exit is south. Laiceran Laurekal the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Vanwahin the silvan Master Ranger (Angelic) <(-HP:226 EP:66-)> MOR legend cagan Cagan the uruk-hai Blood Warrior On for: 1h 12m 58s Gender: male Age: 13d 7h 46m 52s Can be mailed: Cagan@Tul-Tarzhayan Cagan is a member of the Burzgul legion. Info: When the flood of Elvish blood hits you, will you know how to swim? <(-HP:226 EP:66-)> MOR hmm You hmm. <(-HP:226 EP:66-)> MOR l This room is meant to be the kitchen of the tower, but the filthy inhabitants of the place don't really cook anything. The place is mainly used as a storage place for corpses and pieces of meat they treat as food. An abandoned pile of bricks that looks like an old well sits near a window that looks out to the devastated lands of Mordor. On the floor, among the corpses there are also small bags. You wonder what can be found in them. The only obvious exit is south. Laiceran Laurekal the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Vanwahin the silvan Master Ranger (Angelic) <(-HP:226 EP:66-)> MOR say well You say in Westron: well <(-HP:226 EP:65-)> MOR say isnt that interesting You say in Westron: isnt that interesting <(-HP:227 EP:66-)> MOR l This room is meant to be the kitchen of the tower, but the filthy inhabitants of the place don't really cook anything. The place is mainly used as a storage place for corpses and pieces of meat they treat as food. An abandoned pile of bricks that looks like an old well sits near a window that looks out to the devastated lands of Mordor. On the floor, among the corpses there are also small bags. You wonder what can be found in them. The only obvious exit is south. Laiceran Laurekal the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Vanwahin the silvan Master Ranger (Angelic) <(-HP:227 EP:66-)> MOR Party say from Laiceran: what? say trigger Killem todo kill killem You say in Westron: trigger Killem todo kill killem <(-HP:227 EP:65-)> MOR l This room is meant to be the kitchen of the tower, but the filthy inhabitants of the place don't really cook anything. The place is mainly used as a storage place for corpses and pieces of meat they treat as food. An abandoned pile of bricks that looks like an old well sits near a window that looks out to the devastated lands of Mordor. On the floor, among the corpses there are also small bags. You wonder what can be found in them. The only obvious exit is south. Laiceran Laurekal the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Vanwahin the silvan Master Ranger (Angelic) <(-HP:227 EP:65-)> MOR Vanwahin reeks like a sewer full of excrement! l This room is meant to be the kitchen of the tower, but the filthy inhabitants of the place don't really cook anything. The place is mainly used as a storage place for corpses and pieces of meat they treat as food. An abandoned pile of bricks that looks like an old well sits near a window that looks out to the devastated lands of Mordor. On the floor, among the corpses there are also small bags. You wonder what can be found in them. The only obvious exit is south. Laiceran Laurekal the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Vanwahin the silvan Master Ranger (Angelic) <(-HP:227 EP:65-)> MOR say or something You say in Westron: or something <(-HP:227 EP:64-)> MOR s A corridor in the Carchost(s, n and stairs) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:227 EP:64-)> MOR stairs A stairway(d, u and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:227 EP:64-)> MOR u A stairway(d, u and e) An easterling archer is near a window [2] Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:227 EP:64-)> MOR u A stairway(d, u and w) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:227 EP:64-)> MOR w A hallway in the Carchost(doorway and e) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:227 EP:64-)> MOR doorway shape all out A necromancer's laboratory(out) An apprentice necromancer is studying the books Ulkhalad, a necromancer, is here Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:228 EP:64-)> MOR Ulkhalad is in average shape. <(-HP:228 EP:64-)> MOR A hallway in the Carchost(doorway and e) Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:228 EP:64-)> MOR doorway A necromancer's laboratory(out) An apprentice necromancer is studying the books Ulkhalad, a necromancer, is here Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. <(-HP:228 EP:64-)> MOR You are too busy to make an attack! Ulkhalad summons his evil craft and slashes Vanwahin badly!! Vanwahin cuts Ulkhalad. In a flash of light Vanwahin lunges at Ulkhalad! With a flick of your wrist, you shred bits of skin from Ulkhalad. Ulkhalad concentrates and spits acid on your face!! party say nasira rpobably ocming You say to your party: nasira rpobably ocming <(-HP:212 EP:63-)> MOR shape all Ulkhalad is in average shape. <(-HP:212 EP:63-)> MOR Vanwahin swings the sword but misses Ulkhalad. Vanwahin misses Ulkhalad. You roar and rip into Ulkhalad with a full-on leap forwards! Ulkhalad drains the life out of Vanwahin's body!! shape all Ulkhalad is in average shape. <(-HP:212 EP:63-)> MOR Laiceran attacks Ulkhalad. party status Your party status is: Vanwahin is in good shape and looks completely sober. Laiceran is in perfect shape and looks completely sober. Grimscar is in good shape and looks completely sober. <(-HP:212 EP:63-)> MOR Vanwahin bashes Ulkhalad in the face with the hilt of the sword! Laiceran misses Ulkhalad. You swipe through the air, narrowly missing Ulkhalad. Ulkhalad misses Vanwahin. Laiceran begins protecting you. shape all Ulkhalad is in average shape. <(-HP:212 EP:63-)> MOR party say do it fast You say to your party: do it fast <(-HP:212 EP:63-)> MOR Vanwahin cuts Ulkhalad. With a blaze of light Vanwahin massacres Ulkhalad, causing immense pain! Laiceran smacks Ulkhalad. You swipe through the air, narrowly missing Ulkhalad. Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Ulkhalad misses you. Vanwahin stinks like a corpse rotting for days! shape all Ulkhalad is in average shape. <(-HP:212 EP:62-)> MOR Vanwahin quickly feints to Ulkhalad's left, switches a beautiful longsword of elven make (glowing) to his other hand and lands a solid blow! l A magnificent chamber stands before you. On the walls there are bookshelves filled with books, parchments and writings. In the middle of the room a small wooden support holds a huge book containing spells and evil craft. Scattered over a huge table lie bottles of all sizes and colors. On the floor, you see the most repugnant ingredients, body parts, fluids, and strange bowls containing colorful powders. Chairs and benches are spread along the enormous room, and hanging from the extremely high ceiling is a chandelier. The only obvious exit is out. Laiceran Laurekal the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Vanwahin the silvan Master Ranger (Angelic) An apprentice necromancer is studying the books Ulkhalad, a necromancer, is here <(-HP:212 EP:62-)> MOR Vanwahin draws the sword's sharp edge across Ulkhalad. Laiceran bruises Ulkhalad deeply. You swipe through the air, narrowly missing Ulkhalad. Ulkhalad concentrates and spits acid on your face!! shape all Ulkhalad doesn't look so great. <(-HP:193 EP:62-)> MOR Vanwahin bashes Ulkhalad in the face with the hilt of the sword! Laiceran misses Ulkhalad. You swipe through the air, narrowly missing Ulkhalad. Ulkhalad summons his evil craft and slashes Laiceran badly!! shape all Ulkhalad doesn't look so great. <(-HP:194 EP:63-)> MOR Vanwahin hurts his neck attacking Ulkhalad! Killem enters. Cagan enters. Darling enters. party status Vanwahin attacks Killem. Your party status is: Vanwahin is in good shape and looks completely sober. Laiceran is in good shape and looks completely sober. Grimscar is in good shape and looks completely sober. <(-HP:194 EP:63-)> MOR shape all Killem is in good shape. Ulkhalad doesn't look so great. <(-HP:194 EP:63-)> MOR Darling says in Westron: For the gloree uv BURZGUL, grimscar must DII!!! Killem shields Darling, Vanwahin hits Killem. Vanwahin nicks Darling. Darling misses you. Laiceran misses Ulkhalad. You swipe through the air, narrowly missing Killem. Ulkhalad summons his evil craft and slashes you badly!! Darling chats with her party. Darling sticks you in the side with a bootknife. out A hallway in the Carchost(doorway and e) Darling enters. Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:182 EP:62-)> MOR Vanwahin swings the sword but misses Darling. Darling misses Vanwahin. With a flick of your wrist, you shred bits of skin from Darling. Vanwahin draws the sword's sharp edge across Darling. With a blaze of light Vanwahin massacres Darling, causing immense pain! Darling misses Laiceran. Laiceran bruises Darling deeply. You swipe through the air, narrowly missing Darling. e A stairway(d, u and w) Vanwahin enters. Laiceran enters. Darling enters. <(-HP:182 EP:62-)> MOR l Vanwahin inflicts enormous damage to Darling. In a flash of light Vanwahin lunges at Darling! Darling misses you. Laiceran bruises Darling deeply. You saw through Darling with the blade's serrated edge. The great stairway seems to be coming to an end now. An eerie mist floats in the air and a strange sulfur smell is coming from a passage on the top of the steps. Looking to the west, you see a narrow hallway, its floor paved with grey cobblestones, the stairway goes back to the floor below. The lack of windows and sounds make you think there is something wrong here. The only obvious exits are down, up and west. Darling Man-Tshaazir the olog-hai Pursuer Laiceran Laurekal the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Vanwahin the silvan Master Ranger (Angelic) <(-HP:182 EP:61-)> MOR hunt darling Vanwahin bashes Darling in the face with the hilt of the sword! Darling misses you. Laiceran brushes Darling. You saw through Darling with the blade's serrated edge. You begin to hunt Darling. <(-HP:182 EP:61-)> MOR shape all Darling doesn't look so great. <(-HP:182 EP:61-)> MOR Laiceran tries to feint to Darling's left, but stumbles, nearly drops a dwarven warhammer, and misses. Vanwahin swings the sword but misses Darling. Darling misses you. Laiceran misses Darling. You swipe through the air, narrowly missing Darling. u The temple of Sauron(d) A servant of the sanctum is here [2] The Altar of Sauron Darling enters. Laiceran enters. Vanwahin enters. <(-HP:182 EP:60-)> MOR Laiceran feints to Darling's right and lands a surprise blow! Vanwahin inflicts enormous damage to Darling. Darling misses Vanwahin. Laiceran smacks Darling. You roar and rip into Darling with a full-on leap forwards! shape all Darling is near death. <(-HP:182 EP:58-)> MOR Vanwahin draws the sword's sharp edge across Darling. Fear of inevitable death makes Darling cower! Darling hits you very hard. Laiceran smashes Darling with a bone-shattering impact. You swipe through the air, narrowly missing Darling. Vanwahin reeks like a sewer full of excrement! l darling She-trol hav brethtaaking figyur! Hir body bulj with hulking mussil, and bonee ridjes. Darling's skin gleems under sheen uv oil and has tekstyer of ruff pits, skabz and skaalz that maak yu want to tutsh it. The faas uv Darling draw yor gaaz, and hold it in deth-grip. She smiil at yu and hir pink-forkt tung peek owt thru teeth liik broken glas. She luks at yu with iiz that ar big, rownd and drippy liik egg-yowks. Darling is most prowd uv hir haar, witsh is long and dark liik seeweed, she hav it pulled hii and tiid with a ribbon. Darling waar a neklas strung with objekts she fiind important: A tshunk of obsidian, the eer uv a Noldor and a hyooj krokodiil tooth. She is carrying: A malevolent mace (wielded). A snakeskin pack (open) (worn). A pelt string (worn). A sturdy haradrim shield (worn). A crimson-colored plate mail (worn). A belt with a leather loop (worn). A small dirk. A scale helm (worn). A small set of conga drums. <(-HP:173 EP:58-)> MOR Darling drools and dribbles in a fetching manner. Vanwahin swings the sword but misses Darling. Darling misses Laiceran. Laiceran misses Darling. You catch Darling's flesh slightly on the serrated edge. Phaedriel tells you: still at fang? Vanwahin drives the tip of the sword into Darling. Darling falls to the ground. Vanwahin shows mercy to Darling and only knocks her unconscious. One of Darling's lifeless hands loses its grip on her weapon. Darling removes a malevolent mace. Darling drops a malevolent mace and a greasy wooden skewer from a snakeskin pack! As Darling falls unconscious, you cease attacking her. Laiceran misses Darling. wear all from corpse There is no corpse near you. <(-HP:173 EP:55-)> MOR Laiceran deals a crushing blow to Darling. merciful off You are no longer being merciful in your attacks. You will again inflict fatal wounds. <(-HP:173 EP:54-)> MOR kill darling You decide to put Darling out of her misery. <(-HP:173 EP:54-)> MOR The hammer's wielder smiles in grim satisfaction as the head comes down! Darling has died. merciful Your merciful setting is currently off. Your lack of mercy is hidden from others. <(-HP:173 EP:53-)> MOR Vanwahin goes, "Aww!". wer all What? <(-HP:173 EP:53-)> MOR wear all from corpse scale helm : You wear a scale helm. belt : You wear a belt with a leather loop. crimson-colored plate mail : Failed! shield : You wear a sturdy haradrim shield. pelt string : You wear a pelt string. snakeskin pack : Failed! <(-HP:173 EP:53-)> MOR take all from corpse into pack some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. a small dirk : Ok. a crimson-colored plate mail : Ok. a snakeskin pack : Too bulky. <(-HP:173 EP:53-)> MOR take all from corpse some gold coins : Ok. a snakeskin pack : Ok.