I'll say this again. Don't fear ERs, make them fear us!
The south gate of Kadar(s, n, se and sw) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) A signpost A hitching post find swiper Swiper is in Harondor at the plains. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper HP:200 EP:165 - HAR > Do: starting commands. Headbutt whom? You can't see anyone by that name here. Charge whom? Do: Commands completed. HP:200 EP:165 - HAR > Ziggy enters. Swiper enters. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. You are too busy for that! You charge at Swiper and plunge your blade in! HP:200 EP:125 - HAR > Do: Commands completed. sa Ziggy shields Swiper, Tared grazes Ziggy. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Tared stabs Swiper in the abdomen. You are too busy to make an attack! Do: starting commands. You are too busy to make an attack! You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. HP:200 EP:125 - HAR > Do: Commands completed. Swiper --> GOOD Swiper --> GOOD Swiper --> GOOD Swiper --> GOOD Tared pulls Swiper closer to him and headbutts him square in the face. hb You are too busy to make an attack! Tared misses Swiper. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper You are too busy to make an attack! hb Do: starting commands. HP:200 EP:125 - HAR > You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes Swiper's nose. HP:200 EP:90 - HAR > You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. Tared goes "Woo!". Tared says in Westron: run! sa Swiper leaves north. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Ziggy leaves north. Tared leaves north. You follow your leader.................................NORTH A large stone road(s, n, w and e) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Ziggy the ZINGER the dwarf Con Artist (Servant) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Do: starting commands. HP:200 EP:90 - HAR > Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. Swiper --> AVG Swiper --> AVG Swiper --> AVG Swiper --> AVG HP:200 EP:90 - HAR > Tared misses Swiper. Ziggy shields Swiper, and you graze Ziggy. You bash Swiper with the pommel of the sword. hb Swiper leaves north. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Tared leaves north. You follow your leader.................................NORTH A large stone road(s, n, w and e) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Ziggy enters. Do: starting commands. HP:200 EP:91 - HAR > Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:200 EP:91 - HAR > Swiper leaves west. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Ziggy leaves west. Tared leaves west. You follow your leader.................................WEST An inn(s, u, n, sw and e) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Ziggy the ZINGER the dwarf Con Artist (Servant) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Ocieric, the innkeeper Do: starting commands. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. HP:200 EP:91 - HAR > Ziggy shields Swiper, Tared grazes Ziggy. Tared slices Swiper cleanly. Ziggy shields Swiper, and you graze Ziggy. You wound Swiper with the sharp blade. hb Ziggy fades into the shadows. sa Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. Swiper --> DLSG Swiper --> DLSG Swiper --> DLSG Swiper --> DLSG Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:200 EP:91 - HAR > You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. Tared wreaks havoc on Swiper with many devastating blows. You wound Swiper with the sharp blade. Swiper misses Tared. Swiper leaves east. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Tared leaves east. You follow your leader.................................EAST A large stone road(s, n, w and e) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Do: starting commands. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:200 EP:91 - HAR > You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. Tared hurts his neck attacking Swiper! Swiper leaves east. Tared leaves east. You follow your leader.................................EAST A small shop(w) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A trash can Sandra roams around tidying up the shop Swiper leaves west. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Tared leaves west. You follow your leader.................................WEST A large stone road(s, n, w and e) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness hb Do: starting commands. You pull Swiper closer to you and headbutt him square in the face. HP:200 EP:56 - HAR > You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. Swiper leaves north. Tared leaves north. You follow your leader.................................NORTH A large stone road(s, nw, n, w and e) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Tared leaves north. You follow your leader.................................NORTH A large bridge(s and n) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A haradrim woman A menacing haradrim archer scanning the river {above you} Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. Tared hits Swiper with the flat of the blade. You wound Swiper with the sharp blade. Woman hits Swiper. Tared pulls Swiper closer to him and headbutts him square in the face. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. HP:200 EP:56 - HAR > Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. Swiper leaves north. Tared leaves north. You follow your leader.................................NORTH A large stone road(s, n, w and e) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Tared leaves east. You follow your leader.................................EAST A small road along the river(s and w) Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness sa Swiper --> ND Swiper --> ND Swiper --> ND Swiper --> ND Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper HP:200 EP:56 - HAR > Do: starting commands. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. HP:200 EP:56 - HAR > Tared slices Swiper cleanly. You mangle Swiper with extraordinary skill. Swiper falls to the ground. Swiper is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Tared puts Swiper out of his misery. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. Do: Commands completed. HP:200 EP:56 - HAR > hb Tared puts Swiper out of his misery. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. Tared puts Swiper out of his misery. Tared puts Swiper out of his misery. Tared roars loudly! k You decide to put Swiper out of his misery. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:200 EP:56 - HAR > You charge at Swiper and plunge your blade in! HP:200 EP:16 - HAR > Do: Commands completed. You are too busy to make an attack! Swiper has died. Tared gets a simple snakeskin sheath, a small pelting knife, a bloodstained cloak, a gnarled staff, a sharp carving knife and a crystal from corpse of Swiper into a large harvester's pack. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. Tared gets some gold coins from corpse of Swiper. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. You are too tired to charge. HP:200 EP:16 - HAR > Do: Commands completed. ^ Tared: legend swiper get all from corpse into pack Tared removes a sapphire sword. Tared puts a sapphire sword into a simple leather baldric. Tared gets a pelt string from corpse of Swiper. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. Your head passes through the ghost and you fall on your bum. You are too tired to charge. HP:200 EP:16 - HAR > Do: Commands completed. a pelt string : Too heavy. a leather scout ruck : Too heavy. get all from corpse into pack a pelt string : Too heavy. a leather scout ruck : Too heavy. Swiper says in Westron: nice Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. HP:200 EP:16 - HAR > Your head passes through the ghost and you fall on your bum. You are too tired to charge. Do: Commands completed. get all from corpse into pack a pelt string : Too heavy. a leather scout ruck : Too heavy. HP:200 EP:16 - HAR > Tared looks at Corpse of Swiper. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. Your head passes through the ghost and you fall on your bum. You are too tired to charge. Do: Commands completed. HP:200 EP:16 - HAR > The ghost of Swiper drifts west. Triggered! doing: do headbutt swiper, charge swiper Do: starting commands. Headbutt whom? You can't see anyone by that name here. Charge whom? Do: Commands completed. HP:200 EP:16 - HAR > trigger ^You killed todo do dismount horse, get all from corpse into sheath 2,get all from corpse into pack, get all from corpse into basket, get all from corpse,get all from corpse into sheath 2, mount horse The next time you see '^You killed', you will do: 'do dismount horse, get all from corpse into sheath 2,get all from corpse into pack, get all from corpse into basket, get all from corpse,get all from corpse into sheath 2, mount horse'. HP:200 EP:17 - HAR > get all from corpse into pack a pelt string : Too heavy. a leather scout ruck : Too heavy. g A small road along the river(s and w) Corpse of Swiper Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic) get all from corpse a pelt string : Too heavy. a leather scout ruck : Ok. ss You remove a magnificent engraved longsword. Ok. HP:200 EP:17 - HAR > get all from corpse a pelt string : Too heavy. Tared looks at a metal necklace. ok You say, "Ok!". Tared looks at Corpse of Swiper. chant run You start to sway and chant run, run, run! sa here Brubaker --> PERFECT Brubaker --> PERFECT Brubaker --> PERFECT Brubaker --> PERFECT Tared --> PERFECT Tared --> PERFECT Tared --> PERFECT Tared --> PERFECT HP:200 EP:17 - HAR > g A small road along the river(s and w) Corpse of Swiper Tared the dwarf Emperor (Angelic)