Necessary context for this edition of Tidbits: Qfm is "homosexual", and Carver and Cliffton are gay.
In this edition of tidbits, we have the exploits of Elfy, Dwarfy, and Hobbity in Harad, Lollerclan hijinks, and Qfm violating the laws of thermodynamics! Stay tuned.
HP:230 EP:214| up
A tavern room for gathering(s, w and d)
Rathmar the Rat the dwarf Comm Bandit (Censored)
Iarla the dunlending Hero of the Rimbor-Anim
The board of the Fellowship of the Rimbor-Anim [18 notes]
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With a wicked grin on his face, Iarla takes a puff on the joint.
Iarla blows some smoke out of his mouth and smiles.
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A grand foyer(out, w, e and d)
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Iarla enters.
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Iarla looks like a very influential person indeed.
He is carrying:
One of Dalamar's hand-rolled joints [smokin'].
The Guildmaster's Handbook.
Shaniqua's ghetto blaster drum.
A spellbook.
A leather archer's quiver (worn).
A carved war-horn.
HP:230 EP:214| ' wtf :P
You say in Westron: wtf :P
HP:230 EP:214|
Iarla says in Westron: Word the fuck up.
Elfy says in Westron: Next time we go in...
Elfy says in Westron: focus dodge!
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The Crimson Canyon(w)
Hobbity the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial)
Elfy the silvan Tree-hugger (Impartial)
[283] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: so Lolcano, I need to introduce you to Oshwekan she'll make you erupt
[284] ^ (OOC) Lolcano: LOL!
[285] ^ (OOC) Lolcano: hey shes not on
[286] ^ (OOC) Lolcano: im on the dolamroth com and its just me and ansyuil
[287] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: she's playing hard to get (stranger things have happened)
[288] ^ (OOC) Rathmar: Not that strange.
[289] ^ (OOC) Rathmar: I guess hard to get with her is wearing a button fly
Azrylar says in Westron: I'm planning on Mechanical or Chemical
Engineering
Azrylar says in Westron: I want to teach, but money is ballsack.
Amearn agrees wholeheartedly.
Azrylar says in Westron: I can just see me teaching grade 6's.
Azrylar says in Westron: I want highschoolers but w.e
Azrylar says in Westron: And I'm mudding on my laptop
Azrylar says in Westron: Soloing Obair when all the kids are fighting
instead of learning heehee
Amearn rolls on the floor laughing.
say lol
You say in Westron: lol
<<HP:116 EP:230>> Azrylar says in Westron: I yell out, Legend Obair!
^ (OOC) Moritz: I droped from 9d to low low :/
^ (OOC) Rathmar: 9d???
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Wait wait wait
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Did you just say you had a 9d 2wk?
^ (OOC) Moritz: what?
^ (OOC) Moritz: max is like 12d :P
^ (OOC) Moritz: like you said i have no life
^ (OOC) Rathmar: No, that's not no life dude.
^ (OOC) Rathmar: You seriously, honest to god need to unplug
^ (OOC) Moritz: thats summer summer gone
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Nah, 9d 8h is an average of 16h a day
^ (OOC) Rathmar: That's quite probable for some of you guys, but jesus
^ (OOC) Moritz: i blame buger king
^ (OOC) Rathmar: No, blame them for being an overweight disappointment to
your parents
You told Nazgral: can PoT get me some armour?
Nazgral told you: what kind
You told Nazgral: sturdy or carapace, or maybe a hauberk :P
Nazgral told you: not at the moment man.. we just got Pked by a
huge party
You told Nazgral: ack, ERs?
Nazgral told you: nope... a bunch of god damned FR bastards
You told Nazgral: who? FRA?
Nazgral told you: who are they?
You tolg Nazgral: er, a guild
Nazgral told you: i think it some some of the Rimbor-Anim
Azrylar says in Westron: I was torn from the womb with a questinfo sheet
and a Phial of Roderick's Dream Potion
Cliffton shouts in some strange tongue: elr coward wrinore tionquar wes
room eriawe room?
tell cliffton I don't speak gay.
You tell Cliffton: I don't speak gay.
Eaoden shouts in Westron: bah, why wont anyone stand still for 30 secs,
so i can finish my sentence?
Eaoden shouts in Westron: sorry for shouting
Serex shouts in Westron: Cause nobody wants to hear you!
You have died.
You feel much better now.
You feel much better now.
You feel much better now.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.
^ (OOC) Rotterdam: hmm.. how about throwing people into mt doom or
something instead of nuking?
^ (OOC) Paraiko: How about you shut up and die.
You told Zelindo: hi hi
You told Zelindo: Did you hear about the char Katrina?
You told Zelindo: matt helped me powerlevel her to 4 just so we could
^legend zelindo :)
Zelindo told you: BRAD! Sorry, was afk
Zelindo told you: Yeah, dude, I heard about it and laughed my ass
off
You told Zelindo: Then she got deleted :(
Zelindo told you: And I was glad someone did it :P I was really hoping
someone would, I thought of it myself when I was on one of the
boats
l carver
HP:50 EP:50> Just over six feet in height and built like a refined
whip of steel, this silvan has an appearance that mingles the
sharp graces of aristocracy with the tempered hardness of a
veteran of the field. His short black hair, loosely cropped,
crowns an unusual compilation of facial features: acute
violet eyes, a straight and solemn nose, stern cheeks, and a
firm mouth.
Wearing sleek, efficient traveler's attire with an elegant
overtone, he bears an outfit of thin black leathers overlaid
with a purple-trimmed surplice which hangs to his elbows.
The tunic's high neck and long sleeves leave little exposed.
At his waist: an old belt supporting many hard leather pouches.
This person has the air of a scholar.
You see a tattoo of an eye on his wrist.
A fine piece of jewelry catches your eye.
Carver is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor
with 0 wins and 0 losses.
Carver looks like a very influential person indeed.
Carver has the look of a seasoned adventurer.
He is carrying:
A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
A bright runed longsword (shining) (wielded).
An emerald shield (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
A leather-wrapped bundle of papers.
Ardilion's Old Valacircan flute.
A set of rose quartz runes.
A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
The Valacirca Guild Pendant (worn).
A small green medallion (worn).
A commemorative token from the Event2001.
A leather-wrapped bundle of papers.
An engraved silver ring, inlaid with a glowing elfstone (worn).
Carver's Judicator medallion (worn).
An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
An old shiny badge (worn).
A commemorative token from the Event2002.
A silver harp.
A shimmering silver ring (worn).
A carven bone whistle.
A fiddle case (closed).
Rank insignia.
The Guildmaster's Handbook.
A spellbook.
A book of poetry.
Hyldain's Warrior drum.
A carved war-horn (worn).
A small armband worn by those instructed in battlefield first-aid (worn).
say Let us together take back the land from the black menace!
HP:50 EP:50> You say: Let us together take back the land from the black menace!
[ Chat ] Qfm: I have never seen someone with more shit on their person
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Yeah, it's almost a whole screen
HP:50 EP:50> Elfy says: Will the Sickle of the Valar stand against the forces of
evil?
Carver rises up out of the undergrowth and looks at the pair with some
disbelief. "How did you come to this place?" He surveys the
surrounding brush carefully.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Haha
[ Chat ] Qfm: omg he's probably been typing that emote for the past two minutes
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You push into a small space where the trees aren't quite so thick
and catch your breath. Examining your surroundings, you can just faintly
make out the sound of water from the Silverlode away east, but it is
covered by the gentle sighing of the trees around you. You lean back
against a small, gnarled old stump and gaze upwards, where you can
see light filtering through the leaves and branches. Through the
tops of the trees you can see the Misty Mountains rise up to the west
and north. The heavy undergrowth around you gives this place a close,
guarded feeling.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
A crystal clear sky hovers over the world, dotted with a few small clouds.
The only obvious exit is east.
Carver Phethdain-i-Ta the silvan Judicator of the Harvest Road
Elfy the silvan Tree-hugger (Impartial)
A hitching post
HP:50 EP:50> [ hint ] To see what is required to attain a new level try 'help
levels'
-> Carver lowers his sword. "Return to your homes, children...this is
no place for you, particularly not the siege lines of Lorien."
Elfy says: I was born in Elrond's chambers, and he gave me a mission.
Carver looks at Elfy.
Elfy says: My mission was to find two midget accomplices and take back
the land from evil
Elfy says: Hobbity is one, Dwarfy is the other.
Elfy says: Together we form The Fellowship!
:climbs upon the stump so he can look Carver in the eye. "Listen here. Orcs killed my parents, so I'm going to kill some orcs. You can help me or you can hide in your halls."
You emote: Hobbity climbs upon the stump so he can look Carver in the eye.
"Listen here. Orcs killed my parents, so I'm going to kill some orcs.
You can help me or you can hide in your halls."
HP:50 EP:50> Elfy says: Already we have been deep into enemy territory!
[ Chat ] Qfm: haha, nice one
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Let's see what his next two-minute emote is.
Carver lifts a lone, incredulous brow. "Lord Elrond does not waste his
time with...superfluous missions. Return to your homes, children.
The battlelines will be better served if you remain in safety."
Carver looks at you.
The last few clouds completely vanish from the sky.
Elfy looks at himself.
Elfy looks at rank insignia.
:, furious, says, "The audacity!" He then turns himself around, loosens his belt, and pulls down his pants to reveal a heart-shaped tattoo on his left cheek with the name 'Elrond' in the center. He says, "Does this look superfluous to you?!"
You emote: Hobbity , furious, says, "The audacity!" He then turns himself
around, loosens his belt, and pulls down his pants to reveal a
heart-shaped tattoo on his left cheek with the name 'Elrond' in the
center. He says, "Does this look superfluous to you?!"
[ Chat ] Qfm: hahhaha
HP:50 EP:50> Autosave.
Elfy drops trow to reveal a similar tattoo.
[ hint ] For information about the hints line try 'help hints'.
A faint glow appears in the east.
say This is our mark!
You say: This is our mark!
HP:50 EP:50> Carver looks down at the hobbit and says, not unkindly, "And as for you,
little hobbit, it is best that you exert your pugnacious efforts on
guarding your homeland. The Shire is not free of the Enemy's
influence and you will no doubt serve better purpose in that place."
He turns to venture off. "I shall post word with a pair of Rangers
to see that you are returned safely to the West where the mountains
and the bloodshed of the Free can shield you. Go now. There is work
to be done here."
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Christ
Carver leaves east.
[ Chat ] Qfm: let's see if he'll try to take back the bp
Elfy leaves east.
legend fofester
Fofester Ciryamo the dunedain Loremaster (Angelic)
On for: 12m 29s Gender: male
Age: 85d 2h 40m 44s
Can be mailed: Fofester@Lothlorien
Fofester is a member of the Valacirca.
Info: Wormbaneii told you: i get all wet just thinking about you
legend crusaderr
HP:50 EP:50> Crusaderr the dunedain doesn't feel like thinking of a title.
On for: 1h 6m 10s Gender: male
Age: 193d 16h 43m 50s
Can be mailed: Crusaderr@Lothlorien Crusaderr has recorded a life story.
Crusaderr is a member of the Valacirca.
Info: Carver tells you: You're AGM so slap that in your legendinfo.
[ Chat ] Qfm: he's in caras taking back that stronghold
tell fofester Hail! Your leader has promised my companion Elfy and I two Ranger escorts through this land. Might you be one of them?
HP:50 EP:50> You tell Fofester: Hail! Your leader has promised my companion Elfy and I
two Ranger escorts through this land. Might you be one of them?
[ Chat ] Qfm: You begin shielding Carver.
tell crusaderr Hail! Your leader has promised my companion Elfy and I two Ranger escorts through this land. Might you be one of them?
HP:50 EP:50> Fofester tells you: No.
You tell Crusaderr: Hail! Your leader has promised my companion Elfy and I
two Ranger escorts through this land. Might you be one of them?
[ Chat ] Mithgil: You tell Fofester: Hail! Your leader has promised my companion Elfy and I two Ranger escorts through this land. Might you be one of them?
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Sent the same to Crusaderr
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Fofester tells you: No.
HP:50 EP:50> Crusaderr tells you: no
[ Chat ] Otoron: So you're saying 'if and only if'?
[ Chat ] Qfm: So that's what <==> means
[ Chat ] Mithgil: My calc teacher always used iff instead of <==>
[ Chat ] Otoron: Ok. In symbolic logic it is three lines.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Like an equals sign with an extra bar.
[ Chat ] Qfm: Well we use iff in statements of theorems and stuff
[ Chat ] Caber: Also, if Qfm <==> top then Qfm 8===D (o)
[ Chat ] Qfm: The <==> shows up mostly in proofs and working things out
[ Chat ] Otoron: Brilliant, Ezra.
[ Chat ] Qfm: :P
[ Chat ] Caber: Actually, sorry. My bad.
[ Chat ] Caber: Also, if Qfm <==> top then Qfm 8=========D (o)
Ungwe tells you: We ain't no holla back olog's.
Ungwe tells you: That is for sure.
^ (OOC) Dakar: I r 1337.
^ (OOC) Draugluin: Well, I think what Dakar is getting
at is a valid point.
^ (OOC) Dakar: Naw, I saw him SC, then was like, "wtf
ever". Btw Obair, I've killed more people than you've met in real
life...wait that doesn't say much...I've killed more people that
Quaker Doughnuts you've eaten.
^ (OOC) Grimscar: well I'd come back and 'lead the light side to
victory'
^ (OOC) Grimscar: But I already beat this game.
^ (OOC) Draugluin chuckles.
^ (OOC) Jaier grins
^ (OOC) Grimscar: High score too.
^ (OOC) Grimscar: biatches.
^ (OOC) Draugluin: A more convenient and ego-saving excuse does not
exist.
:)
^ (OOC) Kalrykh: the only thing you seem to beat is the rap for
statutory rape.
[239] ^ (OOC) Mourngrym: Omg, stop it with the LOLLERCLAN
[240] ^ (OOC) Lollerman: hahahah fdlephant!!
[241] ^ (OOC) Fdlephant: OMG LOLLERMAN
[242] ^ (OOC) Scat: For God's sake, someone destroy Lollerclan.
[244] ^ (OOC) Adredakor: I find it amusing.
[246] ^ (OOC) Scat: It was funny for first 20 seconds. It's been agonizing eve
r since.
[251] ^ (OOC) Lollerman: Hahahaha this from some1 named after POO
[252] ^ (OOC) Malaugrym: hahahaha
[253] ^ (OOC) Fdlephant: LOL
[254] ^ (OOC) Mourngrym: Well, he kind of has you there Scat.
^ (OOC) Finwe: I remember taking the Black Gate with a hoarde of ER's
against us, sure we lost heaps of players, as did they, but it was
hell of a lot of fun.
^ (OOC) Fdlephant: attention ppl finwe is an idiot LOL
^ (OOC) Undertow: yes. one time
^ (OOC) Adredakor: How often did you do that Finwe?
^ (OOC) Adredakor: Was it every 10 minutes?
^ (OOC) Undertow: but do that one time over and over again in the space of
an hour and it isnt fun
^ (OOC) Adredakor: Because that's a horrible analogy.
^ (OOC) Finwe: Often enough to know that your complaints are basically
"Er's kill us too much".
^ (OOC) Undertow: you've flooded the market. the shares in the stocks are
plummeting simply because there is too much of it
^ (OOC) Fdlephant: if finwe was more stupid his name would be krimpatul
LOL :Pot
[ Chat ] Qfm: A dismal black robe, emanating chaos (worn).
[ Chat ] Qfm: I think that's the KV guilditem
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Wtf? :P
[ Chat ] Qfm: what a stupid short
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Emanating chaos? Christ :P
[ Chat ] Qfm: Oh, wait until you see the long desc for it
[ Chat ] Qfm: This is a long robe of a solemn, merciless black. It is the color
[ Chat ] Qfm: of a moonless night, the color of the impenetrable shadows of
[ Chat ] Qfm: Mordor, the color of death. So thoroughly do the folds of the hood
[ Chat ] Qfm: conceal its wearer that it is impossible to distinguish
any features
[ Chat ] Qfm: of the wearer's face. Instead, the mouth of the hood appears a
[ Chat ] Qfm: deep, lifeless void, a gaping, intimidating hole that
threatens those
[ Chat ] Qfm: who are not among the small number permitted to wear it.
[ Chat ] Qfm: You tell Swift: How can a robe emanate chaos?
[ Chat ] Mithgil: I guess when they walk by, things tend to become disordered.
[ Chat ] Qfm: I want a white robe, decreasing entropy
[ Chat ] Qfm: (worn)
[ Chat ] Mithgil: It'd be denied for violating the laws of thermodynamics.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: A green robe, decreasing the value of G
[ Chat ] Mithgil: (worn)
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Widower would use it to get around when he's feeling lazy.
[ Chat ] Qfm: Swift never got back to me :P
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Hah, chance of rain AVERTED.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Rita just needs to hit Albuquerque and the weather
will be PERFECT.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: That or it keeps turning east and hits New Orleans.
That would be slightly hilarious.
Obair told you: danielle was a funny girl.. she was a whore.. she
begged widower, and two other guys to rape her
Obair told you: at the same time
You told Obair: And she didn't get any bones broken in the process?
Obair told you: hey.. stfu bitch, im widower ;)
[505] %% Led: Its kinda lonely here in er land...
[506] %% Dakar: You know what that means, right?
[507] %% Led: There are no other er's on?
[508] %% Dakar slowly approaches Led batting his eyelashes.
[509] %% Led giggles
[510] %% Dakar "No," Dakar says shyly. A hint of a blush creeps across his
face.
[511] %% Dakar: Now that's what the IC comm is about.
[512] %% Summerwind: heh
[513] %% Led laughs
[514] %% Dakar: Who cares about war, let's make hot steamy orc porn.
[337] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: basically if your exiles can drink the water of
the place you sent them without getting exploding ass syndrome you sent
them to the wrong place
^ (OOC) Dakar: Hey Princesz.
^ (OOC) Dakar: I killz0rz j00 mud boyfriend
^ (OOC) Princesz: hello. omg why
^ (OOC) Mikah: Hahaha
^ (OOC) Dakar: You see...when a man loves a woman.
^ (OOC) Dakar: He draws his sword, hunts woman, backstabs woman, and
triggers for the closest huntbreak.
^ (OOC) Princesz: dakar obsidian wa going to kill him to get me
^ (OOC) Dakar: OMG they were fighting over j00?! Dear me...I was killing
Rochallor to get to you!
^ (OOC) Princesz: wee you
^ (OOC) Princesz: well rochallor love me
^ (OOC) Dakar: Me too...that's why I had to kill him...Mud relationships
are bloody and destroy lives.
^ (OOC) Princesz: no they re not
^ (OOC) Dakar: yes.
^ (OOC) Princesz: no
^ (OOC) Dakar: yes yes
^ (OOC) Princesz: no no
^ (OOC) Dakar: yes
You visit Princesz.
This is a private room at the Prancing Pony. It feels relatively
ordinary, with a simple bed and night stand upon the sturdy hardwood
floor. Nevertheless, it is neat, tidy, and most certainly comfortable.
A small flight of stairs goes back down to the inn. It wouldn't be too
difficult to fall asleep in here.
The only obvious exit is down.
Princesz the dunedain Forester (Impartial)
A trash can
HP:190 EP:190>
You say in Westron: How is everything?
when you look at princess you see a kind, loving person. she is not at all evil and has the sweetest smile ever.
She has long, brown hair with natural blonde sun streaks and the sweetest brown eyes.
She is carrying:
A menacing spiked mace (wielded).
A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Princesz' (worn).
A stunning gold ring (worn).
Princesz says in Westron: im not leaving here
You say in Westron: Nice pendant.
Princesz says in Westron: cant stand it
-> Princesz punch wall
-> Princesz punch wall
hmm
You hmm.
You punch wall.
HP:190 EP:190>
You say in Westron: why?
HP:190 EP:190>
You say in Westron: Why the violence?
HP:190 EP:190>
This is a private room at the Prancing Pony. It feels relatively
ordinary, with a simple bed and night stand upon the sturdy hardwood
floor. Nevertheless, it is neat, tidy, and most certainly comfortable.
A small flight of stairs goes back down to the inn. It wouldn't be too
difficult to fall asleep in here.
The only obvious exit is down.
Princesz the dunedain Forester (Impartial)
A trash can
HP:190 EP:190> Princesz says in Westron: i cant stand it
Princesz punches wall.
You say in Westron: Pardon me for bringing up such a sour subject.
HP:190 EP:190> -> Princesz punch wall
This is a private room at the Prancing Pony. It feels relatively
ordinary, with a simple bed and night stand upon the sturdy hardwood
floor. Nevertheless, it is neat, tidy, and most certainly comfortable.
A small flight of stairs goes back down to the inn. It wouldn't be too
difficult to fall asleep in here.
The only obvious exit is down.
Princesz the dunedain Forester (Impartial)
A trash can
HP:190 EP:190>
You say in Westron: Stop.
HP:190 EP:190>
You hold Princesz close.
HP:190 EP:190>
You say in Westron: Take it easy.
HP:190 EP:190>
Princesz says in Westron: kinda hard
You say in Westron: There is no need for you to get upset.
HP:190 EP:190> ^ (OOC) Hedgy: lol
You say in Westron: want some healing?
HP:190 EP:190> ^ (OOC) Princesz: i would take u dakar but
when you look at princess you see a kind, loving person. she is not at all evil and has the sweetest smile ever.
She has long, brown hair with natural blonde sun streaks and the sweetest brown eyes.
She is carrying:
A menacing spiked mace (wielded).
A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Princesz' (worn).
A stunning gold ring (worn).
i
Gold: 34 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A clipping of nightshade (in hands).
A small knife.
An old leather baldric containing a sailor's cutlass (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
A steel Dwarven shield (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
A suit of bright mail (worn).
A skull helmet (worn).
HP:190 EP:190> Princesz says in Westron: like wjat
This is a clipping from the deadly nightshade plant, not part of a
recommended diet for a long and healthy life. Warning: if you eat or
even just chew on this plant, you will die.
HP:190 EP:190>
You say in Westron: eat this
HP:190 EP:190>
You give Princesz a clipping of nightshade.
HP:190 EP:190> Princesz says in Westron: why
You say in Westron: it is good heal
HP:190 EP:190> Princesz chews on a clipping of nightshade, then falls to the ground in kill
convulsions, dying in mere seconds.
Kill what?
HP:190 EP:190> Princesz has died.
The ghost of Princesz drifts down.
^ (OOC) Ire: Legend Princesz
[ Chat ] Josh: You should all party and get a blem or something
[ Chat ] Qfm: Blem?
[ Chat ] Josh: beautiful longsword of elven make :P
[ Chat ] Mithgil: bootiful ls of elfin make
[ Chat ] Qfm: Yah I know
[ Chat ] Qfm: But why?
[ Chat ] Qfm: lol
[ Chat ] Qfm: That sword is like a gay pride parade
[ Chat ] Otoron: Ok, lunch over.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Time to get back to sodomizing this author.
[ Chat ] Qfm: Mmm, sodomy
[544] ^ (OOC) Ziggy: any ainu on?
[545] ^ (OOC) Ziggy: theft fines are WAY too high
[546] ^ (OOC) Malaugrym: your mom is way too high
[547] ^ (OOC) Zoop: you can murder for cheaper then a theft
[548] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Her and her prices.
[549] ^ (OOC) Gimzar: Depends on the amount you stole.
[550] ^ (OOC) Ziggy: i stole a stupid dagger, 1k fine
[551] ^ (OOC) Gimzar: Don't steal stupid daggers.
[552] ^ (OOC) Malaugrym: see, Ziggy, what we did there was say your
mom is a whore with fluted heroin arms
[553] ^ (OOC) Malaugrym: just making sure you understood
[554] ^ (OOC) Malaugrym: because, to get the maximum value out of insults, one h
as to make sure the victim is fully aware of the ramifications, which in this ca
se would be the unstated inferrance that your mom was high while pregnant with y
ou, making you a retard babbling about a stolen dagger
[ Chat ] Otoron: Some hot undergrad gave me her number a few nights ago.
[ Chat ] Otoron: I dunno if I'll get desperate enough to call.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: What major?
[ Chat ] Otoron: I forget.
[ Chat ] Otoron: nothing exciting.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Something boring, like anthro, soc, history, lit, etc.
[ Chat ] Caber: What's up, playas?
[ Chat ] Otoron: It was just odd. I was just kind of making chit-chat
with her while waiting for some people to show up.
[ Chat ] Otoron: I guess it was the Tao of Steve in action.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: I wish that shit happened to me.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Too much Te of Ezra.
[ Chat ] Otoron: This story is like Ezra and Sarah's first night together.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Only with a weird genderfuck.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Note that after Ezra first got head and after he
first got laid, he came to the computer and told me both times.
[ Chat ] Caber: I expect the same from you, btw.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Sure thing.
Sunflash tells you: I actually might make a char to help Amruin
Sunflash tells you: It'd be a shame to lose Amruin, they're so much
fun to make fun of.
Sunflash tells you: Any guild that let's Theodrek have a sexually
molesting horse for a pet deserves to live.
Gonorrhea tells you: It's been awhile since I've visited you, old friend
[ Chat ] Otoron: The sun machine is coming down, and we're gonna have a party.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: That has funny connotations for a CS major.
[ Chat ] Otoron: They're dumb.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: It would seem to imply that you're having some sort
of crazy Solaris-based LAN party.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Bah.
[ Chat ] Otoron: It seems to imply I'm listening to Bowie.