Fernando

Posted by
Armand [legacy]
Uploaded
04 January 2006 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Dont trust an afk wizard with a bladder problem.



HP:177 EP:143 i
Gold: 5                Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A staff of the Eye (wielded).
*A crystal (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a short sword (worn).
*A black staff sling (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A keyring containing 7 keys (worn).
*A crystalline shield (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (mended) (worn).
*A pipe belt [15 pipes, 6 pipe-weed].
*A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Oshwekan'.
*Aldrius' STOP DYING drum.
*An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with a glowing elfstone.
*A book of poetry.
*A metal necklace (worn).
*Fangorn's Petrified Poop necklace.
*Logan's Dwarf-friend flute.
*Darmot's Immortality horn.
*A spellbook.
*The Guildmaster's Handbook.

The smithy of Cirith Ungol(w, storeroom and s)
 A trash can
 Krackle the smith
HP:178 EP:144 sell all from pack
a black, leather loincloth : You get 48 gold.
an Orc courier pack : You have tagged this as unsellable.
a strip of tarky : I can not buy that item from you, sell it elsewhere.
a strip of tarky : I can not buy that item from you, sell it elsewhere.
a strip of tarky : I can not buy that item from you, sell it elsewhere.
a strip of tarky : I can not buy that item from you, sell it elsewhere.
a strip of tarky : I can not buy that item from you, sell it elsewhere.
a strip of tarky : I can not buy that item from you, sell it elsewhere.
a small red vial : You have tagged this as unsellable.
Krackle tells you: Thanks for your business!  Please come again.
HP:178 EP:144 s
A torch-lit hallway(n, u, w and e)
HP:178 EP:144 u
A torch-lit hallway(d, w and s)
HP:178 EP:144 w
w
A torch-lit hallway(n, w, e and s)
 A flabby orc guard
HP:178 EP:144 A torch-lit hallway(armoury, e and s)
 A patrolling guard
 An iron key [broken]
HP:178 EP:144 s
A torch-lit hallway(n, u, w and s)
HP:178 EP:144 w
A shrine(e)
 An orc shaman
HP:178 EP:144 request heal
Fernando leaves east.
Shaman says: Sorry, you don't have enough money to afford the treatment.
HP:178 EP:144 i
Gold: 13               Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A staff of the Eye (wielded).
*A crystal (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a short sword (worn).
*A black staff sling (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A keyring containing 7 keys (worn).
*A crystalline shield (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (mended) (worn).
*A pipe belt [15 pipes, 6 pipe-weed].
*A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Oshwekan'.
*Aldrius' STOP DYING drum.
*An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with a glowing elfstone.
*A book of poetry.
*A metal necklace (worn).
*Fangorn's Petrified Poop necklace.
*Logan's Dwarf-friend flute.
*Darmot's Immortality horn.
*A spellbook.
*The Guildmaster's Handbook.
HP:179 EP:145 g
A shrine(e)
 An orc shaman
HP:179 EP:145 e
A torch-lit hallway(n, u, w and s)
 Fernando Collor the eorling Fence (Demonic)
HP:179 EP:145 Fernando tells you: haha :P    <--- god I hate this!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Fernando hits you.
Fernando leaves west.
kill fernando
You don't see that here.
HP:175 EP:145 shape
Usage: shape <target>
HP:175 EP:145 w
A shrine(e)
 Fernando Collor the eorling Fence (Demonic)
 An orc shaman
HP:175 EP:145 You are too busy to make an attack!
Fernando misses you.
Fernando leaves east.
grin
You grin with WICKED MENACE!
HP:175 EP:145 e
A torch-lit hallway(n, u, w and s)
HP:175 EP:145 shape
Usage: shape <target>
HP:175 EP:145 hands
You have two hands.
You are holding a staff of the Eye             (wielded)
You have one free hand.
HP:175 EP:145 i
Gold: 13               Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A staff of the Eye (wielded).
*A crystal (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a short sword (worn).
*A black staff sling (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A keyring containing 7 keys (worn).
*A crystalline shield (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (mended) (worn).
*A pipe belt [15 pipes, 6 pipe-weed].
*A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Oshwekan'.
*Aldrius' STOP DYING drum.
*An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with a glowing elfstone.
*A book of poetry.
*A metal necklace (worn).
*Fangorn's Petrified Poop necklace.
*Logan's Dwarf-friend flute.
*Darmot's Immortality horn.
*A spellbook.
*The Guildmaster's Handbook.
HP:175 EP:145 i pack
Gold: 13               Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You dig around in your orc courier pack and find:
Your orc courier pack is about half full.
*A small red vial.
 A strip of tarky (6).
*An Orc courier pack, containing:
 |  A set of worn leather bonds.
 |>*An Orc courier pack.
HP:176 EP:146 5
Do: starting commands.
HP:176 EP:146 Ok.
HP:176 EP:146     You bravely put the tarky in your mouth and
begin chewing... to your pleasant surprise you find
it quite tasty!  Those boney dunedain children make
for good food!
HP:195 EP:165 There is no tarky here to get.
HP:195 EP:165 Do: Commands completed.
HP:195 EP:165 n
A torch-lit hallway(armoury, e and s)
 An iron key [broken]
HP:195 EP:165 n
You can't go that way!
HP:195 EP:165 l keyring
    This small keyring is made of a curved strip of bronze.  Keys can be
placed onto the keyring, and the keyring can then be placed on one's belt
for later use.  Currently there are 7 keys on the keyring.
It contains:
  An officer's key
  A grey key
  An officer's key
  A grey key [broken]
  A plain black key
  An iron flat key
  A small steel key
HP:195 EP:165 get key 2 from keyring into cloak
Ok.

I hate thieves





HP:197 EP:167 put key into pack
Ok.
*quest shit*
HP:197 EP:167 a crimson longsword : Ok.
HP:197 EP:167 hands
You have two hands.
You are holding a crimson longsword            (in hands)
You are holding a staff of the Eye             (wielded)
You have no free hands.
HP:197 EP:167 put sword into pack
Ok.
HP:198 EP:168 tag sword in pack
You have tagged a crimson longsword as unsellable.
HP:198 EP:168 score
Armand War Pig the dunlending sorcerer of Death's construction.
Your stomach is almost full, barely room for another bite.
HP: 198/230   END: 168/230   Exp: 4275508    Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100          Agility: 100            Charisma: 100
Constitution: 100      Coordination: 100       Intelligence: 100
Level 20 wizard, 177d 23h 22m 50s old.
HP:198 EP:168 hands
You have two hands.
You are holding a staff of the Eye             (wielded)
You have one free hand.
HP:198 EP:168 alias q do close door,lock door
Alias: q (do close door,lock door) altered.
HP:199 EP:169 tell taridel ok, iddling in armoury, lets see if he comes in here
You tell Taridel: ok, iddling in armoury, lets see if he comes in here
HP:199 EP:169 hands


HP:214 EP:189 tell fernando my tacitcs suck!
You tell Fernando: my tacitcs suck!
HP:215 EP:190 tell fernando *kicks the locker
You tell Fernando: *kicks the locker
HP:216 EP:191 Fernando tells you: my ep sucks, 150
tell fernando bah, screw this, you pick it, I have to go piss
You tell Fernando: bah, screw this, you pick it, I have to go piss
HP:218 EP:193 tell fernando I got 8 of them already
You tell Fernando: I got 8 of them already
HP:218 EP:193 Fernando tells you: eight of what?
tell fernando crimmys
You tell Fernando: crimmys
HP:219 EP:194 tell fernando from armoury
You tell Fernando: from armoury
HP:219 EP:194 Fernando tells you: omg, nice!
afk
You go away from the keyboard.
HP:221 EP:196 tell fernando afk have to piss
You disable your idle tag.
You tell Fernando: afk have to piss
HP:222 EP:197 tell fernando oops
You tell Fernando: oops
HP:222 EP:197 afk have to piss
You go away from the keyboard [have to piss].

*waiting a min for him to find his way*

Fernando enters.
You punish Fernando for disobeying the Dark Lord!
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:213 You close the out door.
HP:230 EP:213 You pull out your keys and try them one by one...
an officer's key : You lock the out door.
HP:230 EP:213 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:213 shape
Fernando is in good shape.
HP:230 EP:213 You are too busy to make an attack!
Fernando misses you.
HP:230 EP:213 You are too busy to make an attack!
Fernando misses you.
Fernando says in Westron: omg
tell taridel locked
Fernando says in Westron: fdl
You tell Taridel: locked
HP:230 EP:213 cf
You are too busy to make an attack!
Fernando misses you.
You are too busy to cast a spell now.
HP:230 EP:213 You are too busy to make an attack!
Fernando misses you.
tell taridel *grin
You tell Taridel: *grin
HP:230 EP:213 You miss Fernando.
Fernando misses you.
Fernando says in Westron: stop that dude
s hi
You say in Westron: hi
HP:230 EP:213 You miss Fernando.
Fernando misses you.
cf
You start casting fireball.
HP:230 EP:213 Taridel tells you: haha :P
You are still casting your spell.
Fernando misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
Fernando misses you.
s welcome to my armoury
You say in Westron: welcome to my armoury
HP:230 EP:208 You are still casting your spell.
Fernando misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Fernando!!!
Fernando misses you.
You punish Fernando for disobeying the Dark Lord!
Fernando misses you.
You wrack Fernando with pain.
Fernando misses you.
s Im tired of you stealing my gold
You say in Westron: Im tired of you stealing my gold
HP:230 EP:177 shape
Fernando is near death.
HP:230 EP:177 You wrack Fernando with pain.
Fernando falls to the ground.
Fernando is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
kill
You decide to put Fernando out of his misery.
HP:230 EP:177 You killed Fernando.
    Full of glee, you raise Fernando's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Fernando has died.
Triggered!  doing: get pack from corpse into pack
There is no pack in the corpse to get.
HP:230 EP:175 get all from corpse
some gold coins : Ok.
black leather armour : Ok.
a short Orc scimitar : Your hands are full!
Failed.
HP:230 EP:175 You put 227 gold in your pockets.