Fats' execution

Posted by
Abborre [legacy]
Uploaded
09 January 2006 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Burzgul in action Muwahaha!


Fats is trying to take all our gold.
Uruks like gold.


HP:230 EP:215 SOR > glance
A haradrim camp(n, w, e and s)
 The brutally slain corpse of Hulking warrior
 Kalimac Aphotic the uruk-hai Nemesis
 An empty bottle
HP:230 EP:215 SOR > %% Gunthrak: somewhere around osgiliath
Kalimac sniffs around, as though searching for someone.
Kalimac sniffs around, as though searching for someone.
Kalimac says in Westron: don't smell
'let's go trig for him on gwr
You say evilly in Westron: let's go trig for him on gwr
HP:230 EP:215 SOR > i
Gold: 155              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A giant iron-shod maul (wielded).
*A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A small silver ring (worn).
*A great war shield (worn).
*A pair of black scalemail pants (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A leather ranger's ruck (open) (worn).
*The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
*Alkath's <censur> horn.
*Rank insignia.
*A set of amber runes.
*An ebony harp.
*A bull horn (worn).
*A metal necklace (worn).
*A medallion, engraved with a gold scorpion (worn).
*A formal black tabard (worn).
*Naedrim's jedi-master horn.
*A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
HP:230 EP:215 SOR > 
Kalimac says, "Ok!".
>Kalimac leaves east.
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knock on gates
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Ithilien forest(n, w, e and s)
 A great eagle is flying here {above you}
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Southward Road(n, se, w, e, ne and s)
 Kalimac Aphotic the uruk-hai Nemesis
HP:230 EP:216  > The Southward Road(nw, n, se, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216  > The Southward Road(n, se, w, e, ne and s)
HP:230 EP:216  > The wall of Mordor(nw, n, w, sw and s)
HP:230 EP:216  > The wall of Mordor(nw, n, w, sw and s)
HP:230 EP:216  > The wall of Mordor(nw, n, se, w and s)
HP:230 EP:216  > The Southward Road(nw, n, se, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216  > The Southward Road(n, w, sw, e, ne and s)
HP:230 EP:216  > The wall of Mordor(n, w, sw, ne and s)
HP:230 EP:216  > The Southward Road(n, w, sw, e and ne)
HP:230 EP:216  > The Southward Road(w, s and ne) [nw and sw]
HP:230 EP:216  > East Gate of Osgiliath(w and e) [n and s]
HP:230 EP:216  > The East gate of Osgiliath(e)
 An empty vial
 A wooden shield
HP:230 EP:216 SOR >     You cautiously step up to the great gate and give it three solid raps.
For a moment you think the city has been abandoned; then a guard comes out
and escorts you in.
The road through Osgiliath(gate and w)
 A silent sentinel stands watch over the gate
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Sentinel nods at you and allows you to pass.
The road through Osgiliath(n, nw and e)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The road through Osgiliath(n, w, se and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > Bridge of Osgiliath(w and e)
 A large nasty Uruk protects the archers
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge [2]
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > w
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The Uruk blocking your way steps aside, bowing to you, servant of Sauron.
Center of Osgiliath(nw, sw and e)
 An Uruk-Hai guard
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > n
w
The center of Osgiliath(se and sw)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The center of Osgiliath(se, w and ne)
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > A bridge of Osgiliath(w and e)
 A large nasty Uruk protects the archers
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge [2]
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > w
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On the west road(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > On the west road near the dome(w and e)
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > Inside the city(n, w and e)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > West gate of Osgiliath(w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > West of Osgiliath(n, w, e, sw and s) [se and ne]
 Gunthrak Firstbreed the uruk-hai Shadow
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:230 EP:216  > The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Plains(n, w, e and s)
 A giant eagle, servant of Gwaihir
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > A quiet grassy area(n, field, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > party leave
ambush fats
trigger with your attack! todo hamstring
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Great West Road(nw, n, w, e and s)
 A tan horse of Rohan
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Great West Road(nw, n, se, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Great West Road(n, se, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Great West Road(n, w, e, ne and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 A tan horse of Rohan
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > You are not in a party.
HP:230 EP:216 SOR > You slip into the shadows to lie in wait.
HP:230 EP:191 SOR > The next time you see 'with your attack!', you will do: 'hamstring'.
HP:230 EP:191 SOR > tell gunthrak we're triggering him on gwr
You tell Gunthrak: we're triggering him on gwr
HP:230 EP:190 SOR > tell gunthrak get him out of hiding
You tell Gunthrak: get him out of hiding
HP:230 EP:190 SOR > i
Gold: 155              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A giant iron-shod maul (wielded).
*A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A small silver ring (worn).
*A great war shield (worn).
*A pair of black scalemail pants (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A leather ranger's ruck (open) (worn).
*The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
*Alkath's <censur> horn.
*Rank insignia.
*A set of amber runes.
*An ebony harp.
*A bull horn (worn).
*A metal necklace (worn).
*A medallion, engraved with a gold scorpion (worn).
*A formal black tabard (worn).
*Naedrim's jedi-master horn.
*A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
HP:230 EP:190 SOR > legend fats
Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial) 
On for:  2h 18m 7s                        Gender: male
Age: 12d 5h 5m 42s                        
Can be mailed: Fats@Buckland
>HP:230 EP:189 SOR > Kalimac enters.
>Kalimac leaves west.
glance
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 A tan horse of Rohan
HP:230 EP:189 SOR > l
    You are travelling along the Great West Road, built to connect
the kingdoms of Rohan and Gondor.  It is the primary route of travel
from Isengard to Minas Tirith.
You see Amon Din southeast.
The Great West Road continues west and east.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are north, west, east and south.
 A tan horse of Rohan
HP:230 EP:189 SOR > %% Annadur: thieves rule ;)
tell kalimac you passed me, I am at horse :)
You tell Kalimac: you passed me, I am at horse :)
HP:230 EP:189 SOR > %% Oogra: Annadur ftl.
tell kalimac I'll hamstring him
You tell Kalimac: I'll hamstring him
HP:230 EP:188 SOR > l
    You are travelling along the Great West Road, built to connect
the kingdoms of Rohan and Gondor.  It is the primary route of travel
from Isengard to Minas Tirith.
You see Amon Din southeast.
The Great West Road continues west and east.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are north, west, east and south.
 A tan horse of Rohan
HP:230 EP:188 SOR > Kalimac tells you: i'm on road
tell kalimac aye
%% Oogra: :P
glance
You tell Kalimac: aye
HP:230 EP:188 SOR > The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 A tan horse of Rohan
HP:230 EP:187 SOR > 
HP:230 EP:187 SOR > legend jaron
Jaron the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
[ Idle for 6m 39s ]
On for:  4h 5m 17s                        Gender: male
Age: 68d 21h 23m 12s                      (Guildmaster) 
Can be mailed: Jaron@CirithUngol
Jaron is a servant of the Dark lord.
Jaron is the GM of the Corsairs of Umbar.
HP:230 EP:187 SOR > glance
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 A tan horse of Rohan
HP:230 EP:187 SOR > 
HP:230 EP:187 SOR > legend barren
Barren Isqairde, the dunedain Cleaner (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
[ Idle for 14m 20s ]
On for:  1h 14m 20s                       Gender: male
Age: 29d 6h 33m 10s                       
Can be mailed: Barren@CirithUngol
Barren is a servant of the Dark lord.
Barren is a member of the Udungul.
Info: Otoron says in Westron: Btw, Scatha.  (Shadow Captain) 
HP:230 EP:186 SOR > glance
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 A tan horse of Rohan
HP:230 EP:186 SOR > glance e
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:186 SOR > As Fats enters the room, you spring into action!
You attack Fats.
You surprise Fats with your attack!
Triggered!  doing: hamstring
You take an overhead swing and pound Fats into the ground!
>Fats enters.
You sneak up and cripple Fats' leg!
>HP:230 EP:145 SOR > Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
Fats hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
shape all
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
Fats:  AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
HP:230 EP:145 SOR > You mash Fats with incredible force.
Fats misses you.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(nw, n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
Fats misses you.
>Fats leaves northwest.
You follow Fats NORTHWEST
The Great West Road(n, se, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
%% Annadur: ftl?
Fats hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
Fats misses you.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
Fats hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
 A strong Rohan stallion
tell kalimac you missed him?
shape all
You mightily smack Fats, causing great damage.
Fats misses you.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
Fats hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(nw, n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
You tell Kalimac: you missed him?
HP:230 EP:144 SOR > Fats:  DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
>HP:230 EP:144 SOR > Fats leaves northwest.
You follow Fats NORTHWEST
The Great West Road(n, se, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
shape all
Fats:  DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
HP:230 EP:144 SOR > Fats misses you.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
focus aim
You start focusing on your aim skill.
HP:230 EP:144 SOR > Fats misses you.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
 A tan horse of Rohan
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
Kalimac tells you: he hasn't entered

>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
HP:230 EP:143 SOR > Fats misses you.
shape all
Fats:  DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
HP:230 EP:143 SOR > %% Oogra: Sorry, I play too much WoW. For the lose.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(nw, n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
 Kalimac Aphotic the uruk-hai Nemesis
>Fats leaves northwest.
You follow Fats NORTHWEST
The Great West Road(n, se, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Kalimac enters.
>Fats leaves west.
>Kalimac leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Kalimac Aphotic the uruk-hai Nemesis
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
You beat Fats into bloody pulp.
Fats misses Kalimac.
Kalimac wishes the crimson sword hit Fats.
>Fats leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Kalimac enters.
>Fats leaves west.
>Kalimac leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(nw, n, w, e and s)
 Kalimac Aphotic the uruk-hai Nemesis
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Fats leaves northwest.
You follow Fats NORTHWEST
The Great West Road(n, se, w, e and s)
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
>Kalimac enters.
Fats hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
>Fats leaves west.
>Kalimac leaves west.
You follow Fats WEST
The Great West Road(n, w, e and s)
 Kalimac Aphotic the uruk-hai Nemesis
 Fats the dunedain Master Ranger (Impartial)
shape all
Fats:  ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
HP:230 EP:142 SOR > You mash Fats with incredible force.
You cave Fats' skull in with a cruel blow.
You killed Fats.
    Full of glee, you raise Fats' head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Fats has died.
Kalimac says in Westron: oh
Kalimac gets some gold coins from corpse of Fats.
get all from corpse into pack
get all from corpse
a pair of soft bear fur boots : Ok.
a dark cloak : Ok.
a Dol Amroth pack : Too bulky.
a golden amulet : Ok.
a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion : You would spill it!
HP:230 EP:143 SOR > a Dol Amroth pack : Your hands are full!
Failed.
a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion : Your hands are full!
Failed.
HP:230 EP:143 SOR > Kalimac gets a Dol Amroth pack from corpse of Fats into an Orc courier
     pack.
Kalimac grips Morimacil in one hand.
Kalimac puts Morimacil, the dark sword into a simple leather baldric.
Kalimac gets a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion from corpse of Fats.
Fats falls down laughing.
drag maul
You remove a giant iron-shod maul.
You drop the maul and grab its handle.
HP:230 EP:143 SOR > get all from corpse into pack
get all from corpse
There is nothing in the corpse to get.
HP:230 EP:143 SOR > There is nothing in the corpse to get.
HP:230 EP:143 SOR > Fats says in Westron: good job
%legend fats
%% Abborre: legend fats 
Kharil tells you: nice :P
Ziiry tells you: he stole 689 from me
Manir tells you: woo!
%% Gunthrak: sweeeeeeeeeeeeet 
%% Evander: nice, bout time
%% Jormungand: Fats Domino is dead. :( 
%% Manir: dudeeeeeeee