And you should too.
You are in a long plain hallway. The walls are made of dirt, compacted
over the centuries into a substance as hard as concrete. There are several
doors lining both walls. Welcome to cell block A.
The exit to the prison lies south.
East is the cell of Godlynoob.
The east door is locked.
The only obvious exits are north, east and south.
[94] ^ (OOC) Princesz: so
[95] ^ (OOC) Zicex: Before you even say anything, just shut the hell up.
[240] ^ (OOC) Barberi: Aragorn didn't know simple Calcular, he didn't even know his multiplicatin talbe
[241] ^ (OOC) Baklen: umm
[242] ^ (OOC) Barberi: calculas
[243] ^ (OOC) Barberi: crap I can't even spell it!
[244] ^ (OOC) Barberi: calculus
[245] ^ (OOC) Tsukasa: talbe
[246] ^ (OOC) Tsukasa: heh
[247] ^ (OOC) Barberi: i am gonna alias calculus in my client just in case i ever have to say it again
[770] ^ (OOC) Exodus: hey everyone i gratuaded school tuesday everyone give me 5k as a present for graduating lol j/k
[771] ^ (OOC) Bogrim: Oh my god, go back to school.
[772] ^ (OOC) Exodus: i cant go back to school i graduated
Caber says in Westron: I'm going to make Caber's Little Soldiers
Caber says in Westron: It'll be all dwarves and hobbits.
Caber says in Westron: Except for me.
[ Daen Hecil ] Warchild has just been backstabbed. *mutter*
legend warchild
Warchild the dunlending Mastermind (Moral)
On for: 1h 27m 1s Gender: male
Age: 8d 14h 33m 18s
Can be mailed: Warchild@Bywater
Info: trust me.
<HP:220 EP:208>
$Where.
[ Daen Hecil ] Bahir: You OK?
[ Daen Hecil ] Ecidon: Where.
<HP:220 EP:205>
[ Daen Hecil ] Caber: Don't die, please.
[ Daen Hecil ] Warchild: hahaha
[547] ^ (OOC) Wargon: damn coglith avoided my fireballs for 15 times?!?!?!?
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: or I could make my next alt Cholesterol and make it my mission to pk Obair or Plow, but that would require a lot of effort
^ (OOC) Azura: Too many letters.
^ (OOC) Shast: Is there any chance that this game will be remade with graphic?
^ (OOC) Idleman: Cru, you watch football and drink Yuenling.
^ (OOC) Idleman: You are to classy what Obair is to svelte.
Gold: 474 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A short sword (in hands).
A beautiful longsword of elven make (wielded).
A beautiful packed pipe.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
HP:96 EP:62> tell short sword
Short is not logged in right now.
HP:96 EP:62> i
Gold: 474 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A short sword (in hands).
A beautiful longsword of elven make (wielded).
A beautiful packed pipe.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
HP:96 EP:62> sell short sword
a short sword : You get 40 gold.
Brand tells you: Thanks for your business! Please come again.
[296] % Quarter: kalimac and tortuga at loth sp
[297] % Lavitz: ooh!
[298] % Roika: I would love to see quarter and pounder kill someone together
[138] ^ (OOC) Roika: Roster is kavin, foldan, kyo, marcelo, paragon, mikah, levon, fernando
[139] ^ (OOC) Roika: Sending out tells now
[140] ^ (OOC) Roika: If you did not get a tell, you are a civilian
[141] ^ (OOC) Roika: NIGHT FALLS UPON THARBAD!
[142] ^ (OOC) Roika: (just kidding)
[143] ^ (OOC) Kavin: hahaha
%% Arche: where is the necrophilia trainer?
%% Arche: I want to change professions
%% Gilvaras sticks a lollypop into Arche's mouth and says: The cemetary is in Kadar. Don't wear yourself out.
[161] ^ (OOC) Roika: The sun rises to find Kavin naked, face down in a pool of sperm
[162] ^ (OOC) Kavin: BUT ALIVE?
[163] ^ (OOC) Mikah: hahaha
[164] ^ (OOC) Roika: Dead.
[165] ^ (OOC) Kavin: Crap
[166] ^ (OOC) Kyo: ouch
[167] ^ (OOC) Roika: Discuss.
[168] ^ (OOC) Azura: Sorry Kavs. :(
[169] ^ (OOC) Kyo: hmm watch out for them hookers :P
[170] ^ (OOC) Paragon: whats roster?
[171] ^ (OOC) Foldan: Owned :(
[172] ^ (OOC) Kavin: A little wet dream now and then never hurt anybody
[173] ^ (OOC) Roika: Roster is kavin (DEAD), foldan, kyo, marcelo, paragon, mikah, levon, fernando
[174] ^ (OOC) Kyo: umm KAv, thats like not a wet cdream
[175] ^ (OOC) Kyo: thats like a ocean dream
[176] ^ (OOC) Mikah: hahaha seems like you had a bit more then a little one
[177] ^ (OOC) Roika: Gotta stop watching fabio movies before bedtime
[178] ^ (OOC) Kavin: Once I had one where I was giving this girl a piggyback, fully clothed and stuff, but then she reached over in front of me, and grabbed me through my sweatpants, and boom
[179] ^ (OOC) Kavin: It was wonderful
[180] ^ (OOC) Mikah: hahahahaha
[881] ^ (OOC) Joven: Products we recommend for "Maruchan Instant Wonton - Hot and Sour Flavor": Fila Mid-length Socks (12 pairs) -- Fits Shoe Sizes 6-12
[882] ^ (OOC) Joven: yes
[883] ^ (OOC) Joven: thats exactly what i'm looking for
[507] ^ (OOC) Roika: He gets last words?
[508] ^ (OOC) Sila: Last words, Spec? Convince me.
[509] ^ (OOC) Dalkar: Last words, Spec.
[510] ^ (OOC) Spec: yea enjoy loosing to the mafia
[511] ^ (OOC) Coluk: *losing
[512] ^ (OOC) Coluk P
[513] ^ (OOC) Spec: my bad
[514] ^ (OOC) Dalkar: NIGHT FALLS as Spec is taken to a short tree, and strung up by his Spectacles. (Ed- or other <>cles) Send tells.
[515] ^ (OOC) Dalkar: Oops :P
[516] ^ (OOC) Roika: dalkar, after last words, you put it to a vote
[517] ^ (OOC) Dalkar: We have 5 on him, Roiks.
[518] ^ (OOC) Coluk: still needs votes
[519] ^ (OOC) Niran: We take a final vote at the end, after the last words
[520] ^ (OOC) Dalkar: Fine, vote.
[521] ^ (OOC) Niran: Yes.
[522] ^ (OOC) Mikah: yes
[523] ^ (OOC) Sila: Yes
[524] ^ (OOC) Nihil: yes
[525] ^ (OOC) Coluk: yes :)
[526] ^ (OOC) Niran: Now you can kill him.
^ (OOC) Dalkar: Roika! Golf trivia!
^ (OOC) Roika: What should not be considered a sport because fat 50 year
old men can excel at it?
^ (OOC) Ecidon: golf
^ (OOC) Dalkar: He googled!
^ (OOC) Weasel: Anyone know anything about losing their drivers license?
^ (OOC) Ecidon: Yeah
^ (OOC) Ecidon: You're not allowed to drive a car anymore.
^ (OOC) Roika: Haha
^ (OOC) Toby: Roika was found hunched over a desk with a phone in her hand
and a terrified look on her face. She died of fright.
^ (OOC) Elk: heh
^ (OOC) Idleman: Lol Zelindo finally got through.
% Pounder: oh great, Frenchfry tells you: I want to be your sidekick!
Party say from Roika: I'm a phone sex operator
Party say from Roika: specializing in domination
Party say from Coltaine: I think I know you.
^ (OOC) Tsukasa: hahaa, nightshade is hilarious
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Gonorrhea has drawn Thingol's wrath and is no more!
^ (OOC) Malaugrym: hahahaha
^ (OOC) Tortuga: luckily i haven't had sex with thingol lately!
^ (OOC) Idleman: But I guess that char hit close to home for Thingol.
^ (OOC) Qfm: legend syphilis
^ (OOC) Myrddin: yeah it's safe to quest serpent's tongue again now
ll syphilis
Syphilis was namechanged to Forkmaster at 21:50 10/24/05
Syphilis the dunlending Orc-target (Immoral)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 20m 18s
^ (OOC) Roika bets that'll make the next tidbits
^ (OOC) Summerwind: see he got rid of Gonorrhea :) it's safe now
^ (OOC) Myrddin: gonorrhea doesn't even get a legend? :(
ll gonorrhea
There are no legends about anyone of that name.
^ (OOC) Qfm: As long as they don't nuke SARS I mean Sarys
HP:90 EP:80> ^ (OOC) Malaugrym: Has Sarys killed a lot of chinamen?
^ (OOC) Myrddin: Easterlings
^ (OOC) Toram: If we're wiping out STDs... why is Summerwind still
around?
^ (OOC) Summerwind: you'd be gone first Toram... Summerwind hasn't
been
with anyone :)
^ (OOC) Toram: Ok, we all know that's a lie.
^ (OOC) Summerwind: I've never married
^ (OOC) Toram: So what?
^ (OOC) Summerwind is still a fair virgin
^ (OOC) Toram: My ass.
^ (OOC) Qfm: That's the loophole
^ (OOC) Qfm: literally
^ (OOC) Rathmar: I'm not sure what's more disturbing, a man playing a
woman here, or summerwind playing a virgin
^ (OOC) Summerwind is a virgin elven maiden
[469] ^ (OOC) Rathmar: THE WHEEL OF SUPER FUN!! WE'VE GOT A GREAT
ROUND GOING!
[470] ^ (OOC) Azura: Wow, we sure do.
[471] ^ (OOC) Azura: Wait a sec
[475] ^ (OOC) Azura: This whole round is lowbies who only got to
level 4 or what
ever just to be able to comm.
[476] ^ (OOC) Azura: What bad can you do to them? :P
[478] ^ (OOC) Rathmar: You'll see, Azura.,
[479] ^ (OOC) Lolcano panics
[480] ^ (OOC) Rathmar: How about giving Zelindo their home address?
[481] ^ (OOC) Azura: Haha
[425] ^ (OOC) Grimscar: I am the greatest folder in all the land!
[426] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Oh, you're working at the Gap now?
[427] ^ (OOC) Tevildo: *fondler
Ajob tells you: I've been looking for grimscar, but I think he's
avoiding me
^ (OOC) Dorf: After a day of exams, projects, and work, I think a few
hours mudding is just fine. :) Besides, I'm actually hanging out
with
Real People later.
^ (OOC) Baklen: lol
^ (OOC) Anguss: I thought this was real, dude.
^ (OOC) Baklen: Sure, talk yourself into feeling its ok to mud:)
^ (OOC) Baklen: You are a geek admit it!
^ (OOC) Dorf: Hell, I admit it... but at least the MUD isn't my ENTIRE
social life. I mean, there's always my D&D get-togethers, the
comic
book conventions, the LotR movie marathons...
^ (OOC) Baklen: LOL
^ (OOC) Serem: that's a joke right? please tell me that's a joke dorf
^ (OOC) Dorf: :(
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: getting laid > than being a dork
^ (OOC) Baklen: Star trek sucks
^ (OOC) Tavor: #sub Dorf Dork
^ (OOC) Anguss: yeah, but some dorks get laid
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: yes, they tend to have jobs though
^ (OOC) Baklen: Yah, see that show kiss or meet the geek?
^ (OOC) Anguss: it is a strange dichotomy
^ (OOC) Dorf: Eh. :) This is my one major dorky indulgence. At least I
don't play WoW like a fair chunk of you. ;)
^ (OOC) Baklen: wow, take that back Dorf
^ (OOC) Baklen: Take that back right now
[876] ^ (OOC) Fernando: Total ! yous: 61 Total users: 62
[877] ^ (OOC) Fernando: 'who !me' is fun
[878] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: GASP
[879] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
[880] ^ (OOC) Elk: haha niice
[881] ^ (OOC) Zelindo: You must be a god among men to find something
like that!
^ (OOC) Ketan: Hey Zelindo, what to breasts and "who !me" have in
common?
^ (OOC) Ketan: damn. do. I meant do.
^ (OOC) Zelindo: I don't know, Ketan! What!
^ (OOC) Fernando: say ketan
^ (OOC) Dorf: See comm 879.
^ (OOC) Ketan: Dorf owns.
^ (OOC) Fernando: FDL
[866] ^ (OOC) Bogrim: e
[867] ^ (OOC) Ecidon: You're not allowed to go east, Bogrim.
[868] ^ (OOC) Bogrim: I can't hear the comm anymore, ecidon
[869] ^ (OOC) Bogrim: Because I went east on the comm grid
[870] ^ (OOC) Bogrim: And everyone else is talking to the west of me
Fatgirl tells you: I'm looking for zelindo.. know where he is?