Somebody can\\\'t take a joke and abuses their pow

Posted by
Eizan [legacy]
Uploaded
26 January 2006 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

made a joke, accidentally pasted onto comm instead of say for guildmates at my board. enjoy!


^ (OOC) Someone: who is the worst trivia master of the millenium?
^ (OOC) Kilin: Rekthorne
Nimrod enters.
^ (OOC) Toby: Rekthorne.
^ (OOC) Tyraeth: summerwind
^ (OOC) Chord: Someone
^ (OOC) Someone: Kilin it is!
Nimrod leaves south.
^ (OOC) Kilin: woo!
^ hey, its got lots of participation
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: hey, its got lots of participation
-=//HP:230 EP:217\\=- |ROV| ^ does 'Someone' lick my balls?

^ (OOC) Rekthorne: does 'Someone' lick my balls?
-=//HP:230 EP:213\\=- |ROV| 
Drcayngel enters.
^ oh wait
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: oh wait
-=//HP:230 EP:208\\=- |ROV| 
^ (OOC) Jace: yes,
^ $CYN$ball trivia, does 'Someone' lick my balls?
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: ball trivia, does 'Someone' lick my balls?
-=//HP:230 EP:203\\=- |ROV| 
^ (OOC) Brittney: Only when you beg!
^ (OOC) Dharou: lol
^ (OOC) Jace: I already won this..
^ (OOC) Ilius didn't know you were a d00d!
Dharou tells you: Nice
Rambler leaves east.
Suddenly you have a massive headache.
tell dharou i know, he hheh
You tell Dharou: i know, he hheh
-=//HP:230 EP:204\\=- |ROV| l

    In the center of the wide-open space of the village square you 
notice a beautiful gazebo.  There is a small stone path leading 
from it that allows access in all directions.  To the south the path 
leads to the entrance gate, and to the north you notice a trading 
center and a large building that you believe is the home of the 
leader of this village.  Glancing to the east, you see the path fork 
off, and finally to the west you can see a large tree-like structure 
containing what seem to be message pigeons. 
To view the guild's hitlist, type 'hitlist'.
    The only obvious exits are north, northwest, west, east, northeast
and south.
 Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage
 A black runed dagger
 A keg of Mead of Rohan
 A set of climbing gear
 A brightly colored kite
 A black hooded cloak
 A very important message
 An old wooden chair
 A wooden ballot box [5 votes, 1 unvoted]
 The board of Beornings [13 notes]
-=//HP:230 EP:204\\=- |ROV| 
Rambler enters.
^ (OOC) Tyraeth: don't say d00d
^ (OOC) Jace says in Westron: Yes.
^ ok, tyraeth wins!
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: ok, tyraeth wins!
-=//HP:230 EP:199\\=- |ROV| 1

                                                The Two Towers

Delgaur the silvan Mountaineer (Moral)                                                                           (free)  
Baklen Maleficus the dunedain Emperor (Demonic)                                                                  (free)  
Lindsey the sindar Archmage (Moral)                                                                              (free)  
Wargon Wilderkin the dunedain Crime Lord (Angelic)                                                               (free)  
Masar the eorling Warlord (Demonic)                                                                              (free)  
Rekthorne is the silvan Crime Lord (Angelic)                                                                     (free)  
Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage                                                          (free)  
Nimrod the edain Rage (Spreading)                                                                                (free)  
Rambler the edain Battle Lord (Immoral)                                                                   (guildmaster)  
Athin Kantiran the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)                                              (guildmaster)  

Total friends and enemies and guildmates: 10
Total users: 90
-=//HP:230 EP:199\\=- |ROV| score

Rekthorne is the silvan Crime Lord (Angelic)
You have a bad headache.
HP: 230/230   END: 199/230   Exp: 1192752    Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100          Agility: 100            Charisma: 100
Constitution: 100      Coordination: 100       Intelligence: 100
Level 19 assassin, 25d 13h 28m 18s old.
-=//HP:230 EP:199\\=- |ROV| 
Nimrod enters.
i
Gold: 103              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A crystal (worn).
*A spear sheath containing an Aiglos (worn).
*A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (mended) (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (mended) (worn).
*Rank insignia.
*A small, empty clay pipe.
*A spellbook.
*A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear (concealed) (worn).
*A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
*An engraved gold ring, inlaid with four small carved skulls (worn).
*A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
*A metal necklace (worn).
-=//HP:230 EP:199\\=- |ROV| 
Nimrod leaves south.
Dharou tells you: ask what a dude is!
tell dharou heh heh, too late
You tell Dharou: heh heh, too late
-=//HP:230 EP:200\\=- |ROV| 
[ Beorning ] Drcayngel: well guys i just stopping in to well stop in im
     pretty bored of the mudd atm im gonna go do something else:)
^ vote for what he wins
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: vote for what he wins
-=//HP:230 EP:195\\=- |ROV| legend tyraeth

Tyraeth the dunedain Landlord (Immoral) 
On for:  1h 58m 36s                       Gender: male
Age: 6h 10m 22s                           
-=//HP:230 EP:195\\=- |ROV| 
Nimrod enters.
^ (OOC) Dharou: I yummy cookie!
-=//HP:230 EP:195\\=- |ROV| 
^ (OOC) Dharou: A*
[ Beorning ] Wargon: hi drc! :)
^ (OOC) Jace: Mudsex from Rrekthorne.
The gardens of Lorien(portal)
 The Wheel of Pain (dusty)
Someone has summoned you to him!
Someone forced you to spin wheel
You spin wheel.
Your vision blurs momentarily and you find yourself in a familar place.
Center of the village [private](n, nw, w, e, ne and s)
 Nimrod the edain Rage (Spreading)
 Rambler the edain Battle Lord (Immoral)
 Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage
 A black runed dagger
 A keg of Mead of Rohan
 A set of climbing gear
 A brightly colored kite
 A black hooded cloak
 A very important message
 An old wooden chair
 A wooden ballot box [5 votes, 5 unvoted]
 The board of Beornings [13 notes, 13 new]
[ Beorning ] Rambler: take care
[ Beorning ] Nimrod: delgaur donated a hauberk. vgc rep
Nimrod leaves east.
^ (OOC) Ilius: Teabag?
^ fdl
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: fdl
-=//HP:230 EP:191\\=- |ROV| l

    In the center of the wide-open space of the village square you 
notice a beautiful gazebo.  There is a small stone path leading 
from it that allows access in all directions.  To the south the path 
leads to the entrance gate, and to the north you notice a trading 
center and a large building that you believe is the home of the 
leader of this village.  Glancing to the east, you see the path fork 
off, and finally to the west you can see a large tree-like structure 
containing what seem to be message pigeons. 
To view the guild's hitlist, type 'hitlist'.
    The only obvious exits are north, northwest, west, east, northeast
and south.
 Rambler the edain Battle Lord (Immoral)
 Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage
 A black runed dagger
 A keg of Mead of Rohan
 A set of climbing gear
 A brightly colored kite
 A black hooded cloak
 A very important message
 An old wooden chair
 A wooden ballot box [5 votes, 1 unvoted]
 The board of Beornings [13 notes]
-=//HP:230 EP:192\\=- |ROV| 
The gardens of Lorien(portal)
 The Wheel of Pain (dusty)
Someone has summoned you to him!
Someone forced you to spinwheel
You reach up and give the wheel a hefty pull!
Rekthorne spins. The wheel starts going round and round...
Your vision blurs momentarily and you find yourself in a familar place.
Center of the village [private](n, nw, w, e, ne and s)
 Rambler the edain Battle Lord (Immoral)
 Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage
 A black runed dagger
 A keg of Mead of Rohan
 A set of climbing gear
 A brightly colored kite
 A black hooded cloak
 A very important message
 An old wooden chair
 A wooden ballot box [5 votes, 5 unvoted]
 The board of Beornings [13 notes, 13 new]
The wheel starts to slow down...
^ (OOC) Inigo: Best log ever: http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/4030
^ (OOC) Paraiko: hahaha
The wheel stops, you groan in anticipation...
Drcayngel arcs a curious eyebrow.
^ (OOC) Dharou: lol
^ (OOC) Anguss: yikes
the victim gets.......Loss of a hand!
Pounder tells you: ?
^ wtf?!
^ (OOC) Korseg: I saw that coming for some reason.
^ (OOC) Ezekial: Ouch.
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: wtf?!
-=//HP:230 EP:188\\=- |ROV| 
Drcayngel says in Westron: what did you do!
l
    In the center of the wide-open space of the village square you 
notice a beautiful gazebo.  There is a small stone path leading 
from it that allows access in all directions.  To the south the path 
leads to the entrance gate, and to the north you notice a trading 
center and a large building that you believe is the home of the 
leader of this village.  Glancing to the east, you see the path fork 
off, and finally to the west you can see a large tree-like structure 
containing what seem to be message pigeons. 
To view the guild's hitlist, type 'hitlist'.
    The only obvious exits are north, northwest, west, east, northeast
and south.
 Rambler the edain Battle Lord (Immoral)
 Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage
 A black runed dagger
 A keg of Mead of Rohan
 A set of climbing gear
 A brightly colored kite
 A black hooded cloak
 A very important message
 An old wooden chair
 A wooden ballot box [5 votes, 1 unvoted]
 The board of Beornings [13 notes]
-=//HP:230 EP:188\\=- |ROV| 
^ (OOC) Jace was hoping for Nuke.
^ (OOC) Tyraeth: pretty lame
Drcayngel looks at you.
^ (OOC) Ezekial: Worse punishment? Maybe.
Your headache clears up.
^ (OOC) Azer: No that is awesome.
^ (OOC) Someone: You got the wrong someone to mess with :)
^ (OOC) Ezekial: *worst
say thats SOOOO gay
You say in Westron: thats SOOOO gay
-=//HP:230 EP:189\\=- |ROV| l

    In the center of the wide-open space of the village square you 
notice a beautiful gazebo.  There is a small stone path leading 
from it that allows access in all directions.  To the south the path 
leads to the entrance gate, and to the north you notice a trading 
center and a large building that you believe is the home of the 
leader of this village.  Glancing to the east, you see the path fork 
off, and finally to the west you can see a large tree-like structure 
containing what seem to be message pigeons. 
To view the guild's hitlist, type 'hitlist'.
    The only obvious exits are north, northwest, west, east, northeast
and south.
 Rambler the edain Battle Lord (Immoral)
 Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage
 A black runed dagger
 A keg of Mead of Rohan
 A set of climbing gear
 A brightly colored kite
 A black hooded cloak
 A very important message
 An old wooden chair
 A wooden ballot box [5 votes, 1 unvoted]
 The board of Beornings [13 notes]
-=//HP:230 EP:189\\=- |ROV| i

Gold: 103              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A crystal (worn).
*A spear sheath containing an Aiglos (worn).
*A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (mended) (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (mended) (worn).
*Rank insignia.
*A small, empty clay pipe.
*A spellbook.
*A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear (concealed) (worn).
*A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
*An engraved gold ring, inlaid with four small carved skulls (worn).
*A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
*A metal necklace (worn).
-=//HP:230 EP:189\\=- |ROV| 
Drcayngel says in Westron: what did you do?
hands
You have two hands.
You are holding a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands)
You have one free hand.
-=//HP:230 EP:189\\=- |ROV| 
^ (OOC) Azer: I havn't seen a loss of a hand in, forever.
^ (OOC) Kilin: lol, that's gotta suck :)
l
    In the center of the wide-open space of the village square you 
notice a beautiful gazebo.  There is a small stone path leading 
from it that allows access in all directions.  To the south the path 
leads to the entrance gate, and to the north you notice a trading 
center and a large building that you believe is the home of the 
leader of this village.  Glancing to the east, you see the path fork 
off, and finally to the west you can see a large tree-like structure 
containing what seem to be message pigeons. 
To view the guild's hitlist, type 'hitlist'.
    The only obvious exits are north, northwest, west, east, northeast
and south.
 Rambler the edain Battle Lord (Immoral)
 Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage
 A black runed dagger
 A keg of Mead of Rohan
 A set of climbing gear
 A brightly colored kite
 A black hooded cloak
 A very important message
 An old wooden chair
 A wooden ballot box [5 votes, 1 unvoted]
 The board of Beornings [13 notes]
-=//HP:230 EP:190\\=- |ROV| 
Athin tells you: What happened? :P
^ (OOC) Ilius wants Someone as his pet.
^ how frickin long?
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: how frickin long?
-=//HP:230 EP:185\\=- |ROV| 
Gutrunku tells you: what you do man?
Rambler looks at you.
^ (OOC) Wargon: you wont be able to use blacky now.hehe works for me :P
^ (OOC) Ezekial: Forever.
^ (OOC) Brittney: hahaha
^ (OOC) Tyraeth: wonder which idiot overlord that is
^ (OOC) Jace: Inigo, You are supposed to be a swordmaster :(
^ (OOC) Azer: Now you look like a kloker *claps
Nazgral tells you: what the hell was that all about?
^ (OOC) Anguss: he lost his hand forever?
Irmo waves the Staff!
You weep as your right hand withers away to dead flesh!
^ (OOC) Korseg: No more hand healing for you!
^ the worst part is that my penis takes two hands to please
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: the worst part is that my penis takes two hands to
     please
-=//HP:230 EP:182\\=- |ROV| 
Rambler leaves east.
^ arrrrg
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: arrrrg
-=//HP:230 EP:177\\=- |ROV| 
Drcayngel leaves east.
Fernando tells you: what did you do?
Drcayngel enters.
Masar tells you: hahaha
^ (OOC) Kilin: quick, the ainur should make it so he can only use a
     powerful bastard sword too!
^ (OOC) Anguss: rut ro raggie
Someone tips his hat.
l
    In the center of the wide-open space of the village square you 
notice a beautiful gazebo.  There is a small stone path leading 
from it that allows access in all directions.  To the south the path 
leads to the entrance gate, and to the north you notice a trading 
center and a large building that you believe is the home of the 
leader of this village.  Glancing to the east, you see the path fork 
off, and finally to the west you can see a large tree-like structure 
containing what seem to be message pigeons. 
To view the guild's hitlist, type 'hitlist'.
    The only obvious exits are north, northwest, west, east, northeast
and south.
 Drcayngel Demonheart the edain BattleMaster of the Rage
 A black runed dagger
 A keg of Mead of Rohan
 A set of climbing gear
 A brightly colored kite
 A black hooded cloak
 A very important message
 An old wooden chair
 A wooden ballot box [5 votes, 1 unvoted]
 The board of Beornings [13 notes]
-=//HP:230 EP:178\\=- |ROV| 
Masar tells you: that almost made me fall off my chair
Nimrod enters.
Drcayngel says in Westron: what did you do rek?
^ (OOC) Tyraeth: i'm just joking someone don't make me spin :))))
say comm hist
You say in Westron: comm hist
-=//HP:230 EP:178\\=- |ROV| comm hist

Last 20 comms are:
[756] ^ (OOC) Azer: No that is awesome.
[757] ^ (OOC) Someone: You got the wrong someone to mess with :)
[758] ^ (OOC) Ezekial: *worst
[759] ^ (OOC) Azer: I havn't seen a loss of a hand in, forever.
[760] ^ (OOC) Kilin: lol, that's gotta suck :)
[761] ^ (OOC) Ilius wants Someone as his pet.
[762] ^ (OOC) Rekthorne: how frickin long?
[763] ^ (OOC) Wargon: you wont be able to use blacky now.hehe works for me :P
[764] ^ (OOC) Ezekial: Forever.
[765] ^ (OOC) Brittney: hahaha
[766] ^ (OOC) Tyraeth: wonder which idiot overlord that is
[767] ^ (OOC) Jace: Inigo, You are supposed to be a swordmaster :(
[768] ^ (OOC) Azer: Now you look like a kloker *claps
[769] ^ (OOC) Anguss: he lost his hand forever?
[770] ^ (OOC) Korseg: No more hand healing for you!
[771] ^ (OOC) Rekthorne: the worst part is that my penis takes two hands to please
[772] ^ (OOC) Rekthorne: arrrrg
[773] ^ (OOC) Kilin: quick, the ainur should make it so he can only use a powerful bastard sword too!
[774] ^ (OOC) Anguss: rut ro raggie
[775] ^ (OOC) Tyraeth: i'm just joking someone don't make me spin :))))
-=//HP:230 EP:179\\=- |ROV| 
^ (OOC) Wargon: i remember a kung fu film: one handed warrior
Nimrod looks at you.
^ $CYN$ball trivia, does 'Someone' lick my balls?
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: ball trivia, does 'Someone' lick my balls?
-=//HP:230 EP:175\\=- |ROV| ^ oops

^ (OOC) Rekthorne: oops
-=//HP:230 EP:170\\=- |ROV| 
Slaiw tells you: what was that for?  for the lick balls thing?
^ miscomm, seriously
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: miscomm, seriously
-=//HP:230 EP:165\\=- |ROV| 
^ (OOC) Dharou: fdl
^ (OOC) Anguss: dude.....
^ (OOC) Brittney: HAHAHA

A bolt of lightning descends from the heavens, and all goes dark.