One-man Dwarven Armada!

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Dorf [legacy]
Uploaded
05 February 2006 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

A bit foolish of me by the end, because I should have seen the setup coming after the ruckus I was causing deep in Evil-held lands. Regardless, this was still a nice little adrenaline rush.


Manael tells you: That was you?!
Halbarad tells you: ;)
Fuiki tells you: what are you doing :P

You tell Fuiki: Just wreaking a little havoc.

Gold: 163              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A mighty steel waraxe (wielded).
 A crystal rod (in hands).
 A coat of bronze mail (worn).
 An eye patch (worn).
 A magnificent bronze deathmask (worn).
 A long black cowled cloak (worn).
 A fabulous mithril-shod shield (worn).
 A dwarven axe belt (worn).
 A dwarven mining pack (worn).
 The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
 A shimmering silver ring (worn).
 Rank insignia.
 An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with four rough-cut rubies (worn).
 A pipe belt [2 pipes, 5 pipe-weed] (worn).
 Dorf's spellbook.
 A fiddle case (closed).
 A stunning gold ring (worn).
 A carved war-horn (worn).
 A small armband worn by those instructed in battlefield first-aid (worn).
 A translucent black gem.
 A songbook containing the songs of Dorf.
 A medal (worn).
 An ancient, well-preserved book.
 An engraved steel ring, inlaid with a glowing elfstone (worn).

You emote: Dorf makes a short gesture and utters the single word "Gogok."
You start casting dark.
Manael says like a Bandit in Westron: dorf
Manael cheers wildly.
You concentrate for a brief moment and suddenly darkness emanates from you!

Fuiki tells you: lol.. silly dwarf

   The main street of Edoras leads south from the gate.  It is a broad
path, which leads steadily up the great hill.  Spaced along the way
are several short flights of stairs.  Beside the road a swift 
stream of water flows in a stone channel.  There are many houses on
either side of the path as it winds its way up the hill.  To the east
is a small stone guard house, to the west a building with a plaque on
its door.
You think you could guard this area... Type 'info'.
The Great West Road continues northwest and northeast.
You see the river Snowbourne west.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the north and west.
    The only obvious exits are south, north, west and east.
 Flyden the dunlending Knight (Moral)
 Manael Blood Rat the silvan Marksman (Angelic)
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
 A tan horse of Rohan [2]
 A signpost
 A hitching post

You grin.

...boating to Harondor from Edoras...

   An ancient checkpoint sits here, looking like it might remember the 
times before Sauron even returned to Middle-earth.  Back in the days, it
was here where merchants paid the bridge toll -- and nowadays, under the
military rule, it serves to ensure that no intruder will sneak through
unnoticed.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is completely clear.
    The only obvious exits are south and north.
 A haradrim soldier [3]
You are too busy to make an attack!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard slashes you lightly.

You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
You start casting lightning.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard smacks you with the flat of the blade.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard slashes you lightly.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard parries, then lunges at you delivering a solid blow.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.

(-HP:211-EP:179-)Manael tells you: dont die :P  <-------Little does he know....

You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.
You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
(-HP:199-EP:176-) You start casting lightning.
The scouts report: Our forces are attacking the Harnen Bridge battlepoint! <------Well, not plural forceS, per se...
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard parries, then lunges at you delivering a solid blow.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard hacks deeply into you with decimating force.
Guard slashes you lightly.
You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
(-HP:169-EP:170-)NH
You start casting lightning.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard disfigures you with a quick slash to the face.
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
You start casting lightning.
(-HP:156-EP:161-) You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Your skin is beginning to soften.
Guard parries, then lunges at you delivering a solid blow.
Guard parries, then lunges at you delivering a solid blow.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.

(-HP:139-EP:158-)NH You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.
Guard parries, then lunges at you delivering a solid blow.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"

(-HP:120-EP:156-) You start casting lightning.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard parries, then lunges at you delivering a solid blow.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.

(-HP:111-EP:153-)You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.

(-HP:100-EP:147-)You are still casting your spell.
    You feel energy flow through you in an ecstatic wave, and 
you call lightning from out of nowhere.
Lightning crackles around you, but does not harm you.
You call lightning down upon Guard!
You call lightning down upon Guard!
You call lightning down upon Guard!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
shape all
Guard doesn't look so great.
Guard doesn't look so great.
Guard doesn't look so great.
(-HP:100-EP:87-)NH You lift the axe high, hacking at Guard with a menacing smile.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.

Do: starting commands.
(-HP:90-EP:87-)NH
     You are standing upon a worn wooden bridge, bleached into
a dull grey by exposure to the elements.  The water roars under
the bridge, swollen with ash and soot from the Ephel Duath.
The Harad Road continues north.
The River Harnen flows west and east.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the west and east.
    The only obvious exits are south and north.
Rogash the Wicked, the uruk-hai Legion Commander


...I go back to heal... *note that by myself I've taken the guards from perfect to DLSG in two trips.  Whee!*


[31] % Manael: lol, what the heck?
[32] % Flyden: Who's attacking there?
[33] % Halbarad: hahaha
[34] % Halbarad: Dorf
[35] % Halbarad: The north gate/ Dorf Grimhammer the dwarf Khatog (Zhalûd)
[36] % Halbarad: now hes at Kadar! :P


Dorf Grimhammer the dwarf Khatog (Zhalûd)
HP: 229/230   END: 230/230   Exp: 3351808    Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100          Agility:  100           Charisma: 100
Constitution: 106      Coordination: 100       Intelligence: 100
Level 20 wizard, 78d 17h 35m 36s old.
You are extending your vision, emitting darkness, and wearing barkskin.

You whip your steel waraxe from your axe belt like a dwarf hero!
You wield a mighty steel waraxe.


   An ancient checkpoint sits here, looking like it might remember the 
times before Sauron even returned to Middle-earth.  Back in the days, it
was here where merchants paid the bridge toll -- and nowadays, under the
military rule, it serves to ensure that no intruder will sneak through
unnoticed.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is completely clear.
    The only obvious exits are south and north.
Diagle Darkflame the olog-hai Scentmaster
A haradrim soldier [3]
You are too busy to make an attack!
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard slashes you lightly.

You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
You start casting lightning.
(-HP:214-EP:226-)NH You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard hacks deeply into you with decimating force.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You send the axe's blade in an arc towards Guard, burying the blade in deeply.
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
You start casting lightning.
(-HP:185-EP:223-)NH You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard mutilates you in a display of brutal rage.
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.
Guard disfigures you with a quick slash to the face.

You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
You start casting lightning.
(-HP:152-EP:221-)
 The scouts report: Our forces are attacking the Harnen Bridge battlepoint!
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard parries, then lunges at you delivering a solid blow.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
You are attacked by Diagle! <------I was waiting for this, to see what I could do before he actually noticed.
Diagle leaves north.
You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard slashes you lightly.
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard hacks deeply into you with decimating force.
You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
You start casting lightning.
(-HP:119-EP:212-)NH You are still casting your spell. <------Should have left about here, though you'll notice that it wouldn't have helped much.
The air charges with electricity!
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard mutilates you in a display of brutal rage.
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
Guard parries, then lunges at you delivering a solid blow.
You emote: Dorf mutters darkly and speaks the word "Burch-zigil!"
You start casting lightning.
(-HP:85-EP:209-) You are still casting your spell.
The air charges with electricity!
Guard circles you waiting for an opening.
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.
Guard attacks you with two rapid slashes.

Do: starting commands.
(-HP:59-EP:206-)NH You are attacked by Adunazon!
Adunazon leaps out of the shadows and surprises you with an attack!
Adunazon thrusts the sword into you, driving it through your flesh with ease.
   You are standing upon a worn wooden bridge, bleached into
a dull grey by exposure to the elements.  The water roars under
the bridge, swollen with ash and soot from the Ephel Duath.
The Harad Road continues north.
The River Harnen flows west and east.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the west and east.
    The only obvious exits are south and north.
Adunazon of Bloodbreed, the uruk-hai Nemesis
(-HP:20-EP:206-)HAR 
  Running from Ithilien into Harad, this wide dirt road has fallen 
into ruin due to the times of war.  Two long ruts run down either side 
of the road, partially covered by patches of weeds starting to retake 
the ground.
The Harad Road continues northwest.
A bridge over the River Harnen sits south.
The River Harnen flows southeast and southwest.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the south, southeast and southwest.
    The only obvious exits are south, northwest, north, west and east.
Diagle Darkflame the olog-hai Scentmaster
Adunazon enters.
(-HP:20-EP:206-)HAR
     The plains of Harondor, the border region between Gondor and Harad,
stretch out before you.  A large expanse of fertile land with rolling
hills and thriving wildlife, it now lies deserted due to its proximity
to the Dark Lands, and control of the land has become debatable between
the Corsairs and the Kings of Gondor.
The Harad Road continues north.
A bridge over the River Harnen sits southeast.
The River Harnen flows southwest and south.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the south, southeast and southwest.
    The only obvious exits are north, west and east.
 A well-crafted boat
Adunazon enters.
Diagle enters.
Someone gets a well-crafted boat. <------Jaron, you sneaky bastard!
What?
What?
What?
Do: Commands completed.
(-HP:20-EP:206-)HAR You miss Adunazon.
Adunazon misses you.
You notice Adunazon sizing you up.
Uruk-hai patrol follows you.
Uruk-hai patrol attacks you. <-------Adding insult to injury.

    Running from Ithilien into Harad, this wide dirt road has fallen 
into ruin due to the times of war.  Two long ruts run down either side 
of the road, partially covered by patches of weeds starting to retake 
the ground.
The Harad Road continues southeast and west.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, north, southeast, west and east.
Uruk-hai patrol follows you.
Diagle enters.
Jaron enters.
Adunazon enters.

    The plains of Harondor, the border region between Gondor and Harad,
stretch out before you.  A large expanse of fertile land with rolling
hills and thriving wildlife, it now lies deserted due to its proximity
to the Dark Lands, and control of the land has become debatable between
the Corsairs and the Kings of Gondor.
The Harad Road continues west and south.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, north, west and east.
Adunazon enters.
Jaron enters.
Diagle enters.
Uruk-hai patrol follows you.
Diagle misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Adunazon misses you.
Uruk-hai patrol cuts you wildly, almost slipping and falling.

    Running from Ithilien into Harad, this wide dirt road has fallen 
into ruin due to the times of war.  Two long ruts run down either side 
of the road, partially covered by patches of weeds starting to retake 
the ground.
The Harad Road continues northwest.
A bridge over the River Harnen sits south.
The River Harnen flows southeast and southwest.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the south, southeast and southwest.
    The only obvious exits are south, northwest, north, west and east.
Uruk-hai patrol follows you.
Jaron enters.
Adunazon enters.
(-HP:17-EP:206-)HAR

    The plains of Harondor, the border region between Gondor and Harad,
stretch out before you.  A large expanse of fertile land with rolling
hills and thriving wildlife, it now lies deserted due to its proximity
to the Dark Lands, and control of the land has become debatable between
the Corsairs and the Kings of Gondor.
The Harad Road continues west and south.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, north, west and east.
Diagle Darkflame the olog-hai Scentmaster
Adunazon enters.
Jaron enters.
Uruk-hai patrol follows you.
You are attacked by Jaron!
You chuckle as Jaron feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You notice Jaron sizing you up.

    Running from Ithilien into Harad, this wide dirt road has fallen 
into ruin due to the times of war.  Two long ruts run down either side 
of the road, partially covered by patches of weeds starting to retake 
the ground.
The Harad Road continues southeast and west.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, north, southeast, west and east.
Uruk-hai patrol follows you.
Jaron enters.
Adunazon enters.

    Running from Ithilien into Harad, this wide dirt road has fallen 
into ruin due to the times of war.  Two long ruts run down either side 
of the road, partially covered by patches of weeds starting to retake 
the ground.
The Harad Road continues northwest and east.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, northwest, north, west and east.
Adunazon enters.
Jaron enters.
Uruk-hai patrol follows you.
Jaron misses you.
You miss Uruk-hai patrol.
Adunazon misses you.
Uruk-hai patrol misses you.

(-HP:18-EP:207-)HAR 
You chuckle as Jaron feebly attempts to headbutt you. <------Take that, you feeble Corsair. :)
Suddenly, Adunazon hits you with a low treacherous blow, crippling your leg. <-------Or is THIS adding insult to injury?  I'm surrounded by enemy lands two regions thick on all sides, and Jaron took my back door.
Jaron misses you.
You miss Adunazon.
Adunazon cuts you across the chest.
Uruk-hai patrol almost cleaves you in two with a terrifying swing of the
 scimitar!

You wave.

(-HP:-21-EP:207-)HAR
Jaron misses you.
You have died.
You feel the world darkening around you, as your vision returns
to its normal state.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.

Someone looks at Corpse of Dorf.
Someone enters.
Someone drops a well-crafted boat.
Someone gets a magnificent bronze deathmask from corpse of Dorf.
You say in Westron: Nicely done.
HP:0 EP:0 Someone gets a dwarven axe belt, a dwarven mining pack, a long black
     cowled cloak, a crystal rod and an eye patch from corpse of Dorf into
     a leather ranger's ruck.
Someone gets some gold coins, a mighty steel waraxe and a fabulous
     mithril-shod shield from corpse of Dorf.
Someone wields a mighty steel waraxe.
Someone goes WOOT WOOT WOOT!
Someone wears a magnificent bronze deathmask.
Someone gets a coat of bronze mail from corpse of Dorf.
Someone hoists himself into a coat of mail.

You snap your fingers.
Someone smiles deceptively.
Someone leaves south.
Someone says in Westron: see, my plan :P
You nod.
You say in Westron: Had them to dlsg, though.