Times are rough in Arda. Normal codes of behavior are shot to hell. Chaos reigns. % Doirin: Nasira is in South Rhovanion at the Wilderness. % Doirin: Nasira is in Harondor at Kadar % Levon: summerbich is out and about in kadar % Halbarad: thats not needed, Lvon Autosave. % Halbarad: no need to insult randomly % Levon: That's every need. The cut in your leg aches painfully. % Bap: nasira in kadar, temp, i guess % Doirin: Nasira is in Gondor at Pelennor Fields. back! % Gilstro: F*** this, I'm getting on my ER :P Irritating, flaky, socially backward people rule the comms. % Anguss sing let the sun shine... let the sun shine in... the sun shine in... % Isengoire grabs his ears and falls on the ground into the fetal position screaming,'make it stop' % Kavin: THIS IS THE DAWNING % Kavin: of the age of aquarius % Anguss: Fifth Dimension is way cool,bro :) % Isengoire: no NO its hair NOT HAIR % Anguss: long beautiful hair... % Anguss giggles % Isengoire: omg i thought no one would have known what i was talking about % Anguss: shhh % Isengoire: *smirks* you have points in my book anguss... % Anguss: well we are old farts like Mithrandir spending years searching texts :) % Anguss: nerdy, but not dorky % Anguss: when the moon is in the seventh house % Anguss: and Jupiter aligns with Mars % Isengoire: and jupiter aligns with mars % Isengoire: omg % Anguss: eeee!!! % Kavin: Alright, guys, get a room. % Isengoire: okay now im seriously questioning our sexuality at this moment % Anguss: lol But a few brave souls... [ Chat ] Mithgil: When the first modern maps of Sweden were drawn up, do you think the Swedes thought, "Oh fuck, our country is shaped like a fat penis"? [ Chat ] Yun: Probably more like, Fuck yeah! Our country is shaped like a fat penis! Take that, Norway! Soldier on with one conviction: In a world ruled by idiots... The ghost of Dande Last on: 1m 8s ago. Age: 3d 22h 40m 52s Can be mailed: Dande@Asubuhi Dande is a member of the AotWU legion. Info: I discovered PK. My life has new meaning!!!!! Opportunities for absurdist humor ^ (OOC) Bogrim: Ainur, the MUDos is telling me that I have no heartbeat ^ (OOC) Berzelius: quest some defribulators ^ (OOC) Toby: You heartless bastard! ^ (OOC) Tavor: Toby, you took the words right out of my mouth. ^ (OOC) Bogrim: I need to see the wizard of Arda ^ (OOC) Urgnath: har har har ^ (OOC) Toby: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! Offensive jokes ^ (OOC) Spurv: so, idleman, i hear you can't get it up. ^ (OOC) Spurv tries to light a fire. ^ (OOC) Idleman: Sarys' father is an inveterate liar. ^ (OOC) Spurv: oh well, was worth a try ^ (OOC) Spurv: aww, i just missed idlewoman ^ (OOC) Spurv: i bet she's the woman of my dreams. ll idlewoman Idlewoman the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial) Not present in Arda. Gender: female Age: 14s ^ (OOC) Spurv: something pretty that could sit in the corner of my room and shut the hell up. And flat out cruelty [ Playtester ] Dorf hates it when waterways are shifted without notice. ): shifts Dorf's mom's waterways. What? HP:220 EP:220 ): shifts Dorf's mom's waterways. What? [ Playtester ] Dorf: Or perhaps they haven't shifted. I simply can't "land ne" or "land se" or the like. [ Playtester ] Dorf: Anyone up there know why? [ Playtester ] Dorf: Never mind again. It's inconsistent. I can land se in some places, but not where I usually can. tell dorf what's the PT prompt? You tell Dorf: what's the PT prompt? Dorf tells you: ( ( Shut up. [ Playtester ] Paraiko: Shut up. tell dorf thanks You tell Dorf: thanks Dorf tells you: You're welcome. tell dorf hehehe You tell Dorf: hehehe HP:220 EP:219 [ Playtester ] Dorf: Bah to you. Will provide enough logs to fill another Amusing Tidbits. So, Enjoy! Jasumin says in Westron: Hallam...software piracy...member of CoU...interesting coincidence?... [43] ^ (OOC) Kir: I wish I had a large penis. [46] ^ (OOC) Anguss: its ok, Kir if ye have a 12 inch tongue [47] ^ (OOC) Kir: I don't think I got that either. [49] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Anguss, you've clearly never given head to a woman. [510] ^ (OOC) Quintin: Why did snoop dog carry an umbrella? [511] ^ (OOC) Kavin: It was raining men [512] ^ (OOC) Quintin: fo drizzle --- Connected on Monday, January 16, 2006, 8:14 PM --- ****** ****** UNREGISTERED copy of MUSHclient! ****** _____ _____ __| |___| | ^^ . . . | _/ \ . . ^ . | |_| |_| | | / \ /\ . ^^^ \ / / _/ \_ . /^^| /~~~\_ | | / / \_ /^^^^\__ . /~ ^^^ \ | |_| | / _/ \ |~ _ \ _/ \_ | | / / \/ /_\ \ /~ \| | | __/ _/ _/ _-\ \/ | | __ __ | _/ / / \ / | | | | | | | / The / / \/ __/ | | | | |/ Two / _/ | | | | | Towers _/ / | | | | | __/ ==| |__| |__| | _/ ===__| | _/ ===== / | / ====== = _/ | ___/ ==== == == / | __/ ===== / The Two Towers is running the TMI-2 1.1.1 mudlib on MudOS v22pre8 Please enter the name 'new' if you are new to The Two Towers. Your name? Password: Last logon: Mon Jan 16 20:37:31 2006 from 12.155.10.6. A tavern room for gathering(d, w and s) The board of the Fellowship of the Rimbor-Anim [19 notes] HP:230 EP:230 =) You are now ignoring Scat. HP:230 EP:230 =) --- Disconnected on Monday, January 16, 2006, 8:14 PM --- --- Connected for 41 seconds --- % Nimrod didnt play before the movie :P % Brock did'nt either:) % Baklen: You all suck:) % Rowen: Yes Baklen, I did. % Brock got into LotR because of the movie! % Levon: Baklen, on the other hand, played before the book. [956] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: Someone should form Idlers Against Sauron. I'd join that. We could have like, charity idling sessions and whatnot. [957] ^ (OOC) Dorf: Idle-a-thons. [958] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: Yes! [959] ^ (OOC) Roika: I idled in your mom last night [960] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: Did you tape it? [961] ^ (OOC) Dorf: And that's how people die of carbon monoxide poisoning. [962] ^ (OOC) Roika: No cameras [963] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: That's too high brow for the comm, Dorf. [964] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: Like my comparing the Crimson Canyon to Freud's Vagina Dentata. Those kinds of things dont get laughs. [731] ^ (OOC) Toby: So. [732] ^ (OOC) Tevildo: I demand ice cold fo'ties for my guild's bar. Immediately. [733] ^ (OOC) Anguss: elves [734] ^ (OOC) Reorx: First comm. [735] ^ (OOC) Athin: Not really [114] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: B 23 [115] ^ (OOC) Draco: bingo [116] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: Did I mention, the prize is that you 'comm off' when you win at Bingo. [117] ^ (OOC) Jasumin: That's not a Bingo card he's playing with...it's a B card [118] ^ (OOC) Draco: no you didnt [119] ^ (OOC) Jasumin: Wait...do you mean he actually didn't...or are you trying to be ghetto? Larso hits Guard. Guard misses Larso. ^ (OOC) Anguss: Thai food is better though legend larso Larso Sandheaver the hobbit Mastermind (Angelic) On for: 1h 55m 6s Gender: male Age: 15d 17h 32m 46s (Guildmaster) Can be mailed: Larso@Bywater Larso has recorded a life story. Larso is the GM of the Michel Delving Mathom Society. Info: Dreamers often lie. HP:180 EP:167> Larso hits Guard. Guard misses Larso. Larso hits Guard hard. Guard misses Larso. Guard says in Westron: I'm used to agony. Bloody battle is nothing! l You are in the armour exhibit of the Mathom-House. The walls are covered with different types of armour from different time periods. In the center of the room is a glass display case that contains the most magnificent shield you have ever seen. It is a jewel encrusted shield donated to the museum by King Dain of Erebor. The only obvious exit is east. Larso Sandheaver the hobbit Mastermind (Angelic) A hobbit boy is standing here. An uncomfortable guard. HP:180 EP:167> Larso hits Guard hard. Guard misses Larso. rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. [327] % Chewie: and some patrol almost raped me next to rhos [328] % Laon: That's the worst thing [329] % Summerwind: ouch [330] % Chewie: strange he hunted off after few rounds [ 9:40PM ] Vildoran: google talk [ 9:41PM ] Otoron: No. [ 9:41PM ] Otoron: google chat! [ 9:41PM ] Zavosh: not the voice thing [ 9:41PM ] Zavosh: this is like MSN [ 9:41PM ] Zavosh: yeah [ 9:42PM ] Vildoran: eh, google talk worked as an IM service too :P [ 9:42PM ] Otoron: Your mother worked as an IM service. [ 9:45PM ] Otoron: So. How bout that local sports team? [792] ^ (OOC) Scat: Rekky. Felagund is whose surname AND what does it mean? [793] ^ (OOC) Scat: Hint: Related to the last question. [794] ^ (OOC) Rekthorne: finrod, hewer of caves [795] ^ (OOC) Scat: Awfully fast for an awfully hard question. [796] ^ (OOC) Draugluin: A select few of you are scaring me. [797] ^ (OOC) Rekthorne: just read it not too long ago [798] ^ (OOC) Rekthorne: with that, i afk [799] ^ (OOC) Kavin: That wasn't a hard question :P [800] ^ (OOC) Kavin: Well, maybe the hewer part. [801] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: hewer of caves? [803] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: sounds like my old nickname back in highschool! [804] ^ (OOC) Draugluin: Caves, not Cakes. [805] ^ (OOC) Scat: Crusaderr gets a point. [807] ^ (OOC) Scat: So does Draugluin. HP:77 EP:104 Cabersmom tells you: have you seen my son? [ Chat ] Vazroth: I got banned from both comms [ Chat ] Vazroth: For saying "Someone, thou art lame" on the IC comm. [ Chat ] Vazroth: And then for saying "I hope that whoever banned me from the IC comm suffers a personal tragedy in later life" on the main comm. ^ (OOC) Dorf is AMAZING! "A mountain pass(w and e)...A mountain side(cave, w and e)...A goblin...You are too busy to make an attack!...Goblin has died." ^man, you must be really, really ugly :P ^ (OOC) Bilungada: man, you must be really, really ugly :P % Baklen: Wait % Baklen: thats Carver % Baklen: Wanna know whats funny? % Baklen: That elf saved my life the other day % Baklen: I'm so ashamed % Baklen: an elf % Baklen: saving the Storm % Balok: Did he distract the enemy with a long and pompous emote? % Balok: Which took them so long to read, that in the mean time you escaped? % Zenith: fdl ^ (OOC) Dakar: Ok, here's the run down. At school, I have a female stalker who sent me 10 text messages in the space of 5 minutes. She is not someone who I would go out with at all. She thinks I have no idea who she is. How do I huntbreak her? ^ (OOC) Paraiko: Murder her pet ^ (OOC) Paraiko: As a warning ^ (OOC) Ziiry: you can start by not asking for advice on the mud ^ (OOC) Rowen: Break her cellphone? ^ (OOC) Dakar: I already had a girl say "excuse me, this is Dakar's girlfriend" to her on the phone. ^ (OOC) Rehsif: confront her face to face ^ (OOC) Rehsif: be like ^ (OOC) Rehsif: look biatch, i will stuff you in a locker ^ (OOC) Rehsif: and call in a bomb threat ^ (OOC) Dakar: Or I could pk her. ^ (OOC) Rehsif: you will be in there for at least 24hrs before they find you ^ (OOC) Rowen: Whatever it is, it needs to be EXTREME ^ (OOC) Adaron: Run to the bathroom, then try and hide in a stall. If she enters, run back out, and hope you get away before she follows. If she triggers, you're screwed. ^ (OOC) Dakar: You're right, blast it Adaron. ^ (OOC) Paraiko: I maintain that a cat's head on a fencepost would scare her off. ^ (OOC) Dakar: She just called me twice but I didn't answer either. Do I answer the next call or pk her? ^ (OOC) Drogian: hav teh adminz nuke her ^ (OOC) Dakar: LOL that be gud log ^ (OOC) Thenardi: Nah. Best way to get rid of her is to get her to join t2t, then ruin her life. ^ (OOC) Drogian: ya dud [ Chat ] Otoron: I mentioned this weeks ago. [ Chat ] Otoron: I see you listen to me about as well as my roommate. [ Chat ] Otoron: Only suck less cock. [ Chat ] Caber: Your roommate must suck an awful lot of cock to outdo me. [ Chat ] Otoron: He does. [ Chat ] Otoron: I assure you. [ Chat ] Caber: I'm trying to beat Matt and Greg in the standings, or else I wouldn't even be doing this much. [ Chat ] Otoron: I know. [ Chat ] Greg: Wtf is that supposed to mean? [ Chat ] Greg: Shut up, Caber. :P [ Chat ] Otoron: But Matt has like eight years on you. [ Chat ] Otoron: Of heavy duty. [ Chat ] Otoron: Greg, not so much. [ Chat ] Otoron: I mean, he does live in a small village and is still keeping it on the DL. [ Chat ] Caber: He's also got a boundless supply of youthful energy. [ Chat ] Greg: You can shut up too, Otoron. [ Chat ] Otoron: Oh, I was finished. [ Chat ] Otoron: Which is something I'm sure you're quite familiar with! [ Chat ] Otoron: Oh. I slay myself. [ Chat ] Caber: Hahaha. Oh Greg. You should be on the list of funny mud stereotypes that Sarys posted in the comments thing on the tidbits log. [ Chat ] Caber: I love Jesus, and you're reluctant to come out of the closet. [ Chat ] Greg: It's only a stereotype among R commers. [ Chat ] Otoron: You mean "those who know me best" [ Chat ] Otoron: Like your family and friends. [ Chat ] Greg: I'm generally regarded as something of a ladies' man on the MUD in general. [966] ^ (OOC) Summerwind: if a girl makes a circlet at muzah does it say it's 'fit for a queen'? [967] ^ (OOC) Dimple: stfu [968] ^ (OOC) Levon: i would hardly say your a queen summerwind LOL [969] ^ (OOC) Summerwind: let me show you something [972] ^ (OOC) Summerwind: Made out of good quality silver, this thin circlet is fit for a king. Set at regular intervals are small stones of opal. In the dead center of the circlet is a small grey stone. [974] ^ (OOC) Summerwind: what does it say? [975] ^ (OOC) Summerwind: fit for a king but a man made it [976] ^ (OOC) Summerwind: I want to know if a woman made it if it would say fit for a queen [977] ^ (OOC) Levon: if you made it would say fit for a bitch LOL [978] ^ (OOC) Dimple: Hahahaha. [979] ^ (OOC) Nimrod: owned [980] ^ (OOC) Dimple: Now that -was- funny. [981] ^ (OOC) Summerwind: you're ignored now. I don't need your shit [ Chat ] Otoron: Wanna know what I hate? [ Chat ] Otoron: People who say 'working hard- or hardly working?!' and think they are funny. [ Chat ] Otoron: Those people need to be shot. [ Chat ] Caber: Hahahahaha. [ Chat ] Caber: With Mithgil it's more like "Jerkin' hard, or hardly jerkin'? Hahahahaha!" [ Chat ] Otoron: Well played sir! [ Chat ] Yun: hahaha [ Chat ] Yun: A school class is using T2T as a learning tool? [ Chat ] Yun: I'm so going to fuck with them. [ Chat ] Zavosh: yeah I thought that was funny too :P [ Chat ] Zavosh: ask any hobbit if they want 'contraband' :P [ Chat ] Yun: I'll offer to take them on a tour [ Chat ] Yun: Bring them to bywater bush [ Chat ] Zavosh: well none are on now I think [ Chat ] Yun: and initiate mudsex [ Chat ] Zavosh: hahaha [ Chat ] Yun: This is where Frodo and Sam express thier love for eachother physically. [ Chat ] Zavosh: hahahaha [ Chat ] Yun: I shall now give a reinactment! [ Chat ] Yun: I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN [ Chat ] Yun: INSERTS HIS ENTIRE FIST [ Chat ] Zavosh: hahaha :P this has to be done [ Chat ] Zavosh: to show that teacher never to do such a thing again [ Chat ] Yun: Hey, lets make hobbit characters and pretend we're the students. [ Chat ] Zavosh: hahaha :P [ Chat ] Yun: We need more for this! [ Chat ] Zavosh: yeah [ Chat ] Yun: Mithgil, Wake up! [ Chat ] Zavosh: mithgil come on :P [ Chat ] Yun: someone call Brad too [ Chat ] Mithgil: I have to sleep [ Chat ] Yun: You have to help us with this! Tindra appears from the shadows. Tindra enters the game. Tindra gives you a good spanking! Tindra says: I just had amazing sex. Tindra says: Just so you know. Tindra nods at you. Tindra has gone net-dead. ^ Zoso: hey, evrae's a chick ^ Evrae claps at Zoso legend evrae Evrae Chu'Domo the variag Mage of Darkness On for: 58m 40s Gender: female Age: 9d 23h 40m 48s Can be mailed: Evrae@Asubuhi Evrae is a member of the Burzgul legion. Info: <3 I will love you forever, Samaru <3 HP:170 EP:170> ^ Zoso hones in ^Quick, rape it. ^ Toby: Quick, rape it. HP:170 EP:165> ^ Paraiko: ahahaha I hope you had as much fun as I did. So, until next time folks: [ Chat ] Otoron: Tater tots fucking rule. [ Chat ] Mithgil: Word.